Be on the lookout for a mysterious "Mutated but Still Gentlemanly Dramatic Squid" package. Is comink YUOR way!
First thing I thought was, "It's Squid-day already??"
:)
:)
YES IT IS SQUID DAY!
AND THIS MEANS I GET PACKAGE!!!
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 07, 2010, 12:03:00 AM
First thing I thought was, "It's Squid-day already??"
:)
This should be an actual holiday.
And so it was decreed.
Squid day is October 5th and everyone is required to eat cake, give me cake and wear silly hats.
The uglier your clothes are that day, the more presents you'll get.
Yes. Everyone gets presents. Cause it's the best day ever.
Better than christmas. Yeah. Fuck you christmas, Squid day is awesome.
Also you have to play games. I don't know which ones. Make some up.
They should involve horseshoes, snakes and tape.
What's that, Squid? You want my package?
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on July 07, 2010, 08:37:48 AM
Squid day is October 5th and everyone is required to eat cake, give me cake and wear silly hats.
The uglier your clothes are that day, the more presents you'll get.
Yes. Everyone gets presents. Cause it's the best day ever.
Better than christmas. Yeah. Fuck you christmas, Squid day is awesome.
Also you have to play games. I don't know which ones. Make some up.
They should involve horseshoes, snakes and tape.
I shall, and I shall call the game, Chutes and Adders.
RWHN,
Taking some extreme poetic license with that one.
Quote from: RWHN on July 07, 2010, 01:13:58 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on July 07, 2010, 08:37:48 AM
Squid day is October 5th and everyone is required to eat cake, give me cake and wear silly hats.
The uglier your clothes are that day, the more presents you'll get.
Yes. Everyone gets presents. Cause it's the best day ever.
Better than christmas. Yeah. Fuck you christmas, Squid day is awesome.
Also you have to play games. I don't know which ones. Make some up.
They should involve horseshoes, snakes and tape.
I shall, and I shall call the game, Chutes and Adders.
RWHN,
Taking some extreme poetic license with that one.
:lulz: :argh!:
Quote from: LMNO on July 07, 2010, 12:56:02 PM
What's that, Squid? You want my package?
:argh!:
:lulz:
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on July 07, 2010, 07:11:13 AM
YES IT IS SQUID DAY!
AND THIS MEANS I GET PACKAGE!!!
HOLY SHIT
You posted this at 11:11!
She missed the trifecta of 11:11:11 by two seconds, too!
Squid, this means you have to share wiff pix wtf it is in LMNO's Freeky's package, when it arrives.
FUCKING AMAZING BECAUSE I AM ON THE OTHER SIDE OF EARTH!
SO IT WAS NOT INTENTIONAL! OBVIOUSLY!
WAIT!
WHAT?
FUCK! PICS OF PACKAGE AND MAYBE SOME BLOOD!
IF YOU'RE LUCKY!!!
WE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY!
PACKAGE HAS BEEN RECEIVED!
MORE EXCITE WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS ER!
(nobody's dying, Mr Squid got bit by the cat that's been plotting to kill us. he's gonna have to do better than this.)
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on July 09, 2010, 04:56:16 AM
PACKAGE HAS BEEN RECEIVED!
MORE EXCITE WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS ER!
(nobody's dying, Mr Squid got bit by the cat that's been plotting to kill us. he's gonna have to do better than this.)
HOLY SHRIMPFUCKING PASTEBALLS, I HOPE MR SQUIDDY DOES NOT LANGUISH LONG WITH AN INFECTION.
ALSO, JESUS COCKSUCKING CHRIST I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE FUCK OUT OF THAT PACKAGE.
I'M GONNA ENJOY THE SHIT OUT OF THAT PACKAGE ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT!
YOU EVEN MANAGED TO CREATE A GOOD VACUUM SEAL WITH THE LID!
GOOD FUCKING JOB YOU GOD DAMNED SUPER GENIUS!
FUCKING THANKS A GODDAMNED BUNCH!
I'M REAL FUCKING HAPPY THAT YOU LIKED IT!
:lol:
:mrgreen: