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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Telarus on July 07, 2010, 09:42:22 PM

Title: Oh Goddess, only from a Libertarian...
Post by: Telarus on July 07, 2010, 09:42:22 PM
http://www.treehugger.com/files/2010/07/pay-and-sit-park-bench-libertarian-dream.php


The worst of Libertarianism and You-Can't-Sit-Here-Authoritarianism.....COMBINED!
Title: Re: Oh Goddess, only from a Libertarian...
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2010, 09:44:25 PM
OH, FUCK YEAH!

Dok,
Is gonna improve some benches.
Title: Re: Oh Goddess, only from a Libertarian...
Post by: The Wizard on July 07, 2010, 09:45:41 PM
If you were willing to pay some electricity bills or steal power from someone else, you could just put an electrified plate there instead. Pay or get tasered in the ass.
Title: Re: Oh Goddess, only from a Libertarian...
Post by: Freeky on July 07, 2010, 10:47:00 PM
 :lulz: WTF is this shit?
Title: Re: Oh Goddess, only from a Libertarian...
Post by: Juana on July 07, 2010, 10:59:24 PM
 :lulz: This is ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.
Title: Re: Oh Goddess, only from a Libertarian...
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2010, 11:13:07 PM
NOTICE: 
NO SLEEPING ON PARK BENCHES.
PARK BENCHES EXCRETE THE EBOLA ZAIRE
VIRUS BETWEEN 10PM AND 5AM.
Title: Re: Oh Goddess, only from a Libertarian...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 07, 2010, 11:22:31 PM
The best part is how seriously people are taking it... the comments are rad.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Oh Goddess, only from a Libertarian...
Post by: Freeky on July 07, 2010, 11:41:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2010, 11:13:07 PM
NOTICE: 
NO SLEEPING ON PARK BENCHES.
PARK BENCHES EXCRETE THE EBOLA ZAIRE
VIRUS BETWEEN 10PM AND 5AM.

Ganked for the park nearby.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Oh Goddess, only from a Libertarian...
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 08, 2010, 02:13:51 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 07, 2010, 11:41:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2010, 11:13:07 PM
NOTICE: 
NO SLEEPING ON PARK BENCHES.
PARK BENCHES EXCRETE THE EBOLA ZAIRE
VIRUS BETWEEN 10PM AND 5AM.

Ganked for the park nearby.  :lulz:

I'm going to have some plastic signs printed.
Title: Re: Oh Goddess, only from a Libertarian...
Post by: DiscoUkulele on July 08, 2010, 03:03:58 AM
That's amazing  :lulz:
Title: Re: Oh Goddess, only from a Libertarian...
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 08, 2010, 03:50:30 AM
Quote from: DiscoUkulele on July 08, 2010, 03:03:58 AM
That's amazing  :lulz:

Stolen from Transmet, though.
Title: Re: Oh Goddess, only from a Libertarian...
Post by: President Television on July 10, 2010, 06:34:55 AM
Oh dear...

I just had a debate with a hyperlibertarian, anarchist friend of mine over this and he actually supported these things.  :x
Title: Re: Oh Goddess, only from a Libertarian...
Post by: Cain on July 10, 2010, 12:08:43 PM
Libertarian anarchocapitalists - treating property as SRS BIZNESS since the 1800s
Title: Re: Oh Goddess, only from a Libertarian...
Post by: MMIX on July 10, 2010, 12:54:31 PM
Quote from: Telarus on July 07, 2010, 09:42:22 PM
http://www.treehugger.com/files/2010/07/pay-and-sit-park-bench-libertarian-dream.php


The worst of Libertarianism and You-Can't-Sit-Here-Authoritarianism.....COMBINED!

The best of radical street art too  . . . kind of like a meme bomb with a sting in the tail . . .
a meme-bum

added bonus comment on art and commerce from looking up the german art student who designed the bench was this little gem guaranteed to slurp cash from your "guerilla gardening is such a good idea" types . . . it'll look great and truly subversive on their coffee tables
http://5z8.info/how2pipebomb_d5v9j_56-DEPLOY-TROJAN-287.mw9----
Title: Re: Oh Goddess, only from a Libertarian...
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on July 10, 2010, 01:07:45 PM
Needs sharper spikes. :lulz:
Title: Re: Oh Goddess, only from a Libertarian...
Post by: Rumckle on July 10, 2010, 01:13:09 PM
Quote from: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on July 10, 2010, 01:07:45 PM
Needs sharper spikes. :lulz:

THIS.

At the moment it just looks like some kind of BDSM/fetish seat.
Title: Re: Oh Goddess, only from a Libertarian...
Post by: President Television on July 10, 2010, 07:25:42 PM
You just know some pervert is going to come along and build a version of this with dildos instead of spikes.
Title: Re: Oh Goddess, only from a Libertarian...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 10, 2010, 08:38:04 PM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on July 10, 2010, 07:25:42 PM
You just know some pervert is going to come along and build a version of this with dildos instead of spikes.

:fap: :fap:
Title: Re: Oh Goddess, only from a Libertarian...
Post by: President Television on July 10, 2010, 08:46:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 10, 2010, 08:38:04 PM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on July 10, 2010, 07:25:42 PM
You just know some pervert is going to come along and build a version of this with dildos instead of spikes.

:fap: :fap:


Also, you pay to make them go up, not down.