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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: The Johnny on July 10, 2010, 07:14:16 AM

Title: Sapphire Knife
Post by: The Johnny on July 10, 2010, 07:14:16 AM

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Russian guys makes knives made of sapphire.

These knives can be easily taken inside the airplane in your handbag, for example if you care about your right to use your knife anywhere you want.

These knives cannot be discovered by any sort of metal-detector, they have none metal parts at all.

Their blades are being made from artificial sapphire, the same material that is being used to make non-scratchable watches by leading Swiss brands. Handles are made of the bone.

Only diamonds exceed it in the hardness, so anybody can easily make his name carved on the airplanes bull's-eye airplane window. It scratches glass without any difficulty and can be sharpened only with special diamond whetstone.

http://englishrussia.com/index.php/2007/01/18/sapphire-knife/ (http://englishrussia.com/index.php/2007/01/18/sapphire-knife/)
Title: Re: Sapphire Knife
Post by: DiscoUkulele on July 10, 2010, 07:37:25 AM
So how much longer til we have to start flying naked?
Title: Re: Sapphire Knife
Post by: Jasper on July 10, 2010, 03:35:06 PM
Handles are made of "the" bone?  Should I be worried?
Title: Re: Sapphire Knife
Post by: Eater of Clowns on July 10, 2010, 04:21:15 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 10, 2010, 03:35:06 PM
Handles are made of "the" bone?  Should I be worried?

THIS KNIFE WILL FUCK YOU.

IT FUCKS YOU, SIG.
Title: Re: Sapphire Knife
Post by: Richter on July 10, 2010, 04:48:10 PM
Compulsive sharp thing want.

It's an oddity, but seems there are very few folks who will REALLY need one.  Working around high voltage, explosives, or powerful electromagnets comes to mind, since these will avoid conducting, magnetism, and (maybe) sparking as much as a steel knife.

For hide-a-knife spy games though, you can get the same effect with a $5 abs resin knife.  It won't be able to scratch glass, but if you really need to scratch glass, (I don't know, for breaking thick windows, or some such?)  you can carry a $10 carbide tipped scribe (many of which look just like pens.)  Also, it's easier to get knowledge, training, and experience through security checkpoints than physical items that will guarantee you jail time if found.

If you already are trained to kill with a knife, need to to bad things past security, and make the kind of cake where high end exotic weapons are called for, might be good.
If you have a perverse love for odd implements (Guilty  :mrgreen: ), and too much money ( Nope  :sad: ), might be good.
Title: Re: Sapphire Knife
Post by: Jasper on July 10, 2010, 10:43:39 PM
I'd sooner dump my money into getting a wasp knife, since the only possible thing I could need it for was if I was an assassin.  But for simplicity and sharpness potential this one is cool.
Title: Re: Sapphire Knife
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 11, 2010, 09:39:12 PM
Came here to comment about resin knives being available for dirt cheap, also came here to point out that if you want to stab someone a pencil is a fine implement and available for about 25ยข.
Title: Re: Sapphire Knife
Post by: Jasper on July 11, 2010, 09:48:34 PM
The sapphire knife seems to still have a niche as a functional heirloom.  I mean, it is sapphire.
Title: Re: Sapphire Knife
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2010, 07:29:26 PM
Why not just use a regular ceramic for the knife?  Or flint?
Title: Re: Sapphire Knife
Post by: Richter on July 12, 2010, 07:51:48 PM
I can see brittleness still being a problem, saphire of commonly available ceramics. 

The flint is an idea though.  I can see it being held back by the fact that working it is a pretty niche skill.  I had a link to a how-to site that got posted to Verwirrung.
Title: Re: Sapphire Knife
Post by: Golden Applesauce on July 12, 2010, 08:59:43 PM
I'm just waiting for synthetic corundum to be cheap enough that I can get an entire ring carved out of a single hunk.
Title: Re: Sapphire Knife
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 13, 2010, 07:11:15 PM
How well can said blade hold up in use, and is it cost effective (ie, are there better materials)?

That said a sapphire knife sounds like a very pleasant looking piece, that would do very well on a mantle, at the very least.
Title: Re: Sapphire Knife
Post by: Richter on July 19, 2010, 11:09:41 PM
http://gizmodo.com/5589586/a-knife-made-from-fiber-optic-glass
Title: Re: Sapphire Knife
Post by: Jasper on July 19, 2010, 11:31:20 PM
That's a really beautiful knife. 


But can it cut tomato?
Title: Re: Sapphire Knife
Post by: Requia ☣ on July 20, 2010, 02:30:40 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on July 12, 2010, 08:59:43 PM
I'm just waiting for synthetic corundum to be cheap enough that I can get an entire ring carved out of a single hunk.

I've been planning on making some, if I can just find an (affordable) material that won't melt when I apply the necessary heat.
Title: Re: Sapphire Knife
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 20, 2010, 04:12:41 AM
Quote from: Richter on July 19, 2010, 11:09:41 PM
http://gizmodo.com/5589586/a-knife-made-from-fiber-optic-glass

I like this one. Green is my favorite color.