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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on July 10, 2010, 08:31:22 AM

Title: See ya, suckers!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 10, 2010, 08:31:22 AM
I got offered a job today. I'm going to give notice at my job tomorrow and ship out on August 10th as the cook on a research vessel. My first gig (which will serve as my probationary period) is 3 weeks in the Bahamas. My job is to cook 3 simple and reasonably nutritious squares a day for a maximum of 17 people (7 ship's crew plus up to 10 science team members) and to keep food expenses within the budget. For this fairly simple task, I will be paid handsomely on a per diem basis, 7 days a week since I have to feed the crew everyday. If my performance is deemed satisfactory, the cook job on that ship will be mine for as long as I want it. Or until I've become proficient enough in that aspect of the trade to "jump ship" to a larger vessel for higher pay. The captain of the ship was probably my best customer when I owned a pizzeria (and an occasional poker buddy) and most of the crew of the ship are people I have known for years and get along with really well. I just more than doubled my current income and swapped a job I've come to hate for a job that oughtta be pretty fuckin' sweet.

I GET PAID TO HANG OUT ON A BOAT IN THE BAHAMAS, MOTHERFUCKERS.

A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKERS.

ECH,
not personally experiencing a recession.
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: Earthbound Spirit on July 10, 2010, 10:03:45 AM
Sweet.......
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: Remington on July 10, 2010, 10:07:03 AM
That sounds awesome!

Also, obligatory this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU).
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: NWC on July 10, 2010, 10:38:45 AM
holy jesus shit what a perfect job

I'm so jealous

I would love to have a kitchen to myself and cook 3 meals for 17 people every day anywhere, but in the bahamas en plus!

goddamn
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: Triple Zero on July 10, 2010, 10:40:47 AM
FUCK YEAH

that's great news, ECH!
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: Verbal Mike on July 10, 2010, 01:22:14 PM
100% pure, unadultrated, WIN.
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: Suu on July 10, 2010, 02:23:22 PM
You're going to LOVE this, ECH! One of my bro's first chef gigs was a on a boat, trust me, this is RIGHT up your alley!
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: Jenne on July 10, 2010, 04:50:30 PM
That's great news! Bon chance et Bon voyage!
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: Richter on July 10, 2010, 05:05:20 PM
Pretty sweet, good luck!
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: Freeky on July 10, 2010, 05:08:49 PM
Sweet, dude!

Also,
:this:

cuz I'm jealous. :argh!:



( :lol: )
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: Kai on July 10, 2010, 05:30:46 PM
What sort of research are they conducting?
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: Cain on July 10, 2010, 05:35:04 PM
Any job where you're paid to travel is pretty much an awesome job - unless you have to go to Tulsa, or Milton Keynes.
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2010, 05:45:15 PM
AND ECH WAS EATEN BY PIRATES.   :sad:
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: Dysnomia on July 10, 2010, 08:14:48 PM
Quote from: Remington on July 10, 2010, 10:07:03 AM
That sounds awesome!

Also, obligatory this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU).


GODDAMNIT


beat me to it.   :argh!:
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 10, 2010, 08:40:54 PM
This sounds exciting!
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: Telarus on July 10, 2010, 09:30:23 PM
:awesome:
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: Jasper on July 10, 2010, 10:49:07 PM
Wow, talk about a sweet connection!
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 11, 2010, 01:19:52 AM
Quote from: Kai on July 10, 2010, 05:30:46 PM
What sort of research are they conducting?

I dunno. The kind that causes them to pay me to hang out in the Bahamas.

The vessel is contracted out so it's whatever that particular scientific team does, I think it's different every time we go out.
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 11, 2010, 02:13:30 AM
Cool beans.

Remember to keep a journal of your exploits adventures so you can really rub it in when you get back.
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: BadBeast on July 11, 2010, 02:35:18 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on July 11, 2010, 02:13:30 AM
Cool beans.

Remember to keep a journal of your exploits adventures so you can really rub it in when you get back.

Remember to keep a journal of your exploits adventures so you can really rub it in when if you get back.
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: President Television on July 11, 2010, 03:01:29 AM
This is an absurdly positive turn of events.
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 11, 2010, 03:35:23 AM
Quote from: Kai on July 10, 2010, 05:30:46 PM
What sort of research are they conducting?
The captain is going to set out to find the shark that ate his friend and destroy it.

Congrats on the swanky gig, ECH.  :ECH:
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 11, 2010, 05:35:53 AM
Pack light but pack as much useful shit as you can stand to bring. If you see any pirates, make sure they know you're a crazy American. Good luck and congratulations. See you in the newspaper.

ITT: TTM predicts ECH will hijack the ship and spend the rest of his days as a pirate.
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: Adios on July 11, 2010, 03:31:31 PM
Enjoy! Congrats man.
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: NotPublished on July 12, 2010, 12:24:20 AM
Holy crap that sounds fantastic
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: LMNO on July 12, 2010, 01:26:55 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 11, 2010, 03:35:23 AM
Quote from: Kai on July 10, 2010, 05:30:46 PM
What sort of research are they conducting?
The captain is going to set out to find the shark that ate his friend and destroy it.


It was last spotted somewhere near the Ping Islands.
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 13, 2010, 04:58:05 AM
ha! I just found out what kind of research they do and, well, it's cool enough that I'm not allowed to talk about it.

I can say that we go to Andros Island and allow anyone willing to dig a little to draw their own conclusions.

mad science, indeed.
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: Suu on July 13, 2010, 04:59:54 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 11, 2010, 03:35:23 AM
Quote from: Kai on July 10, 2010, 05:30:46 PM
What sort of research are they conducting?
The captain is going to set out to find the shark that ate his friend and destroy it.



For revenge.
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 05:02:38 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on July 13, 2010, 04:58:05 AM
ha! I just found out what kind of research they do and, well, it's cool enough that I'm not allowed to talk about it.

I can say that we go to Andros Island and allow anyone willing to dig a little to draw their own conclusions.

mad science, indeed.

Wikipedia:

QuoteThe AUTEC- Atlantic Underwater Testing and Evaluation Center Deep Water Weapons Range runs parallel to the east coast of the islands, and operates a base on North Andros.
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: Adios on July 13, 2010, 01:08:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 05:02:38 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on July 13, 2010, 04:58:05 AM
ha! I just found out what kind of research they do and, well, it's cool enough that I'm not allowed to talk about it.

I can say that we go to Andros Island and allow anyone willing to dig a little to draw their own conclusions.

mad science, indeed.

Wikipedia:

QuoteThe AUTEC- Atlantic Underwater Testing and Evaluation Center Deep Water Weapons Range runs parallel to the east coast of the islands, and operates a base on North Andros.

Glow in the dark shit?
Title: Re: See ya, suckers!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on July 13, 2010, 04:14:38 PM
Fish and Win!

Ya know, Long John Silver was the ships cook too....

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tEo38PEwokE/Sq0RiPdMLPI/AAAAAAAAEkU/ZVEop4hMWZg/s400/Long+John+Silver.gif)