As I am now largely deskbound, I was rather shocked by the resistance I ran into when trying to keep my electrical skills current. It has been a never-ending series of static, and I feel that I have been kicked in the joules by my boss, which has created such a disconnect that I can only sit at my desk with my eyes closed saying "Ohm".
66 words, 8 puns, for a .12 pun density.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 09:42:18 PM
As I am now largely deskbound, I was rather shocked by the resistance I ran into when trying to keep my electrical skills current. It has been a never-ending series of static, and I feel that I have been kicked in the joules by my boss, which has created such a disconnect that I can only sit at my desk with my eyes closed saying "Ohm".
66 words, 8 puns, for a .12 pun density.
MY GOD, MAN! OH, THE HUMANITY!
:popcorn:
Look for mine on Monday.
To set the proper tone on my audition with the orchestra, I shaved my face. I knicked my clef chin. Shaving is not my forte, but that is a sharp blade. I used some gel so my hair would have some volume and not be flat. "Would wind mess it up?", I pondered. I grabbed the letter with the key signature from my professor. I sustained a quick pace to the Metro bus stop. I ran through the park to cut time. I played my usual game of chess with the little man. I lost this one like I lost all the rest. I just can't play with the Metro gnome.
Man, I'm out of steam. I got a .12 density as well. It's hard because I tend to be a wordy writer. But, I think I should get bonus points for the last line. :mrgreen:
I can't believe you missed the most obvious one. What are you, some kind of ritard?
Also, I don't understand the one about Chess with the Little Man.
There isn't a pun in that sentence. It is the set-up for the gnome gag.
There's gotta be a way to throw something in there.
Like, "I was obligato-ed to play chess with the little man", or something.
Probably. The whole thing feels a little forced. I came up with the last line first and back-filled. I'm really not feeling it today.
Quote from: RWHN on July 19, 2010, 04:26:32 PM
Probably. The whole thing feels a little forced. I came up with the last line first and back-filled. I'm really not feeling it today.
The goal, of course - the very "4 minute mile" of punning - is a .25 density.
You people are a menace. :x