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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Adios on July 19, 2010, 03:59:40 PM

Title: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Adios on July 19, 2010, 03:59:40 PM
BOLT CUTTERS ARE CONSIDERED FINGERNAIL CLIPPERS
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Cramulus on July 19, 2010, 04:00:16 PM
IN TUSCON, THE CITY COUNCIL IS COMPRISED OF WILD DOGS
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Cramulus on July 19, 2010, 04:01:35 PM
HARDWARE STORE BY DAY, FETISH CLUB BY NIGHT
                IN TUSCON



"KNEEL BEFORE THE BELT SANDER, SLAVE!"
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Freeky on July 19, 2010, 04:03:05 PM
in Tucson, what most freaks consider a "good time" is illegal in 37 countries, and been ordained as unholy and an act against god by the Pope in Rome.
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Adios on July 19, 2010, 04:05:05 PM
In TUCSON your pet is required to have rabies.
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Freeky on July 19, 2010, 04:07:32 PM
 In Tucson, do nevar pickup dates in summer outdoors. The heat haze will distort your vision as close as three feet away, and when confronted by a behemoth on a Hoverround instead of that cute guy/girl you thought you asked out, you will ask yourself later, "WHAT WAS I THINKING?
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Adios on July 19, 2010, 04:09:16 PM
In Tucson the dead walk only after dark.
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2010, 04:12:01 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 19, 2010, 04:09:16 PM
In Tucson the dead walk only after dark.

Fixed.

In Tucson, our wretched Fremen destroy your Sardukar.
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Adios on July 19, 2010, 04:16:07 PM
In Tucson there is a hunting license for brown people.
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Freeky on July 19, 2010, 04:26:22 PM
In Tucson, people only panic when a rare and scary event goes on, like alien invasions, or when it rains.
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Adios on July 19, 2010, 04:35:31 PM
IN TUCSON it is legal for Doktor Howl to do science experiments.
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Richter on July 19, 2010, 04:39:08 PM
In Tucson, there's a homo sapien fro every part of the food chain.
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2010, 04:40:05 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 19, 2010, 04:35:31 PM
IN TUCSON it is legal for Doktor Howl to do mad science experiments.

RAH!
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Cramulus on July 19, 2010, 04:43:07 PM
All Gerald Brom (http://www.google.com/images?client=opera&rls=en&q=Gerald%20Brom&oe=utf-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi) or Frank Frazetta (http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&client=opera&rls=en&q=Frank%20Frazetta&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi) art is just photographs of Tuscon.



   (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_my5OGIJd4kM/SerzJk_yFtI/AAAAAAAAEsA/BqFSM_NipdA/s400/geraldbrom-fantasy002.jpg)
   actual photograph of Tuscon rep Gabrielle Giffords
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Cramulus on July 19, 2010, 04:45:36 PM
(http://www.realms-of-fantasy.org/artists/Brom/images/brom014.jpg)

Here's a photo of the Broadway Village shopping center
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Adios on July 19, 2010, 04:48:03 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 19, 2010, 04:45:36 PM
(http://www.realms-of-fantasy.org/artists/Brom/images/brom014.jpg)

Here's a photo of the Broadway Village shopping center

Is that Mistress Freeky in the red?
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Adios on July 19, 2010, 04:50:01 PM
In Tucson Gargoyles live.
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Post by: Cramulus on July 19, 2010, 04:50:16 PM
     (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PW9kGe2_TwA/Sr70JfPei4I/AAAAAAAAABU/kpeo1rRURN4/S660/3252925223_2d63c64f3f.jpg)

     the dean of the University of Arizona, in his office
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Jasper on July 19, 2010, 05:52:47 PM
OUTSIDE OF TUCSON there are large flightless birds roaming the desert, all fucked up on peyote, who like KICKING THINGS.
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Richter on July 19, 2010, 06:44:55 PM
In Tucson, not only is there a FETISH for it, there's a FOOD GROUP for it.
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Adios on July 19, 2010, 06:46:10 PM
In Tucson being a Cannibal is considered normal.
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: LMNO on July 19, 2010, 06:50:55 PM
In Tuscon, the Black Madonna never died.
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Richter on July 19, 2010, 07:01:22 PM
Jesus secretly moved to Tucson, and frequents a kareoke bar singing "black or white" by M. Jackson.
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Eater of Clowns on July 19, 2010, 07:10:26 PM
Michael Jackson secretly moved to Tucson, and runs a bar where water is turned into wine.
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Post by: Suu on July 19, 2010, 07:16:10 PM
Tucson's proximity to Mexico makes the whole country cry in terror. You can here it on the wind.
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Cramulus on July 19, 2010, 07:18:41 PM
In Tuscon, tampons look like this:

(http://www.peacheykeene.com/300%20tnt.gif)
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: AFK on July 19, 2010, 07:25:11 PM
In Tuscon, you purposefully the whole thing....and DEMAND seconds. 
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Adios on July 19, 2010, 07:34:57 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 19, 2010, 07:18:41 PM
In Tuscon, tampons look like this:

(http://www.peacheykeene.com/300%20tnt.gif)

In Tucson they light their used tampons and throw them at each other.
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Cramulus on July 19, 2010, 07:35:37 PM
(http://www.clipartguide.com/_small/1386-0905-2919-4511.jpg)
TUSCON IS FOR
MOTHERFUCKERS
<3 <3 <3
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2010, 10:44:54 PM
TUCSON:  YOUR DUMPSTER AWAITS.
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Richter on July 19, 2010, 10:50:53 PM
In Tucson, social welfare is a spectator sport.

In Tucson, you can't dig deep enough.
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Jasper on July 19, 2010, 11:04:54 PM
Quote from: Richter on July 19, 2010, 10:50:53 PM
In Tucson, you can't dig deep enough.

But you CAN dig too deep.
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Payne on July 19, 2010, 11:09:52 PM
In Tucson, empty space is a weapon. Heights are not always neccesary for a fatality.

Tucson is the other side of the other side of the coin. It's neither heads nor tails, and you really don't want to know any more.

The alleys of Tucson run knee deep in the viscous, ancient, primeval mundanity of terror.

The desert doesn't hold Tucson. Tucson is the pin in the map that holds it down.

There are bad people in Tucson, but that's normal right?

Contrary to popular belief, the Lost Highway doesn't begin or end in Tucson. No one knows where it begins and ends. We can't help it if the same just happens to be true of Tucson.

Tucson: Much Maligned, Eternally Imitated.

There is no physics in Tucson, only SCIENCE.

One dollar from Tucson looks suspiciously like a dollar from anywhere else. It's better not to ask questions about it.

Rumours abound that armageddon has already happened, and Tucson is the site of New Jerusalem.

St. John of Patmos never tried cactus.
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2010, 11:16:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on July 19, 2010, 11:09:52 PM
In Tucson, empty space is a weapon. Heights are not always neccesary for a fatality.

Tucson is the other side of the other side of the coin. It's neither heads nor tails, and you really don't want to know any more.

The alleys of Tucson run knee deep in the viscous, ancient, primeval mundanity of terror.

The desert doesn't hold Tucson. Tucson is the pin in the map that holds it down.

There are bad people in Tucson, but that's normal right?

Contrary to popular belief, the Lost Highway doesn't begin or end in Tucson. No one knows where it begins and ends. We can't help it if the same just happens to be true of Tucson.

Tucson: Much Maligned, Eternally Imitated.

There is no physics in Tucson, only SCIENCE.

One dollar from Tucson looks suspiciously like a dollar from anywhere else. It's better not to ask questions about it.

Rumours abound that armageddon has already happened, and Tucson is the site of New Jerusalem.

St. John of Patmos never tried cactus.

Fucking woot!
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Payne on July 19, 2010, 11:27:18 PM
:thanks:
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Payne on July 19, 2010, 11:32:19 PM
Breaking: In Tucson a massive pile up on lap one of the Human Race claims half the field.
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 19, 2010, 11:38:20 PM
In Tucson, they will steal the tire off your car, but leave it propped up on a big rock so as not to damage the wheel. (this actually happened to me.)
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Adios on July 19, 2010, 11:44:42 PM
In Tucson you can find a working model of the future of this world. I suggest a properly fitting helmet and a seperate oxygen supply. Oh, and don't drink the water.
Title: Re: IN TUCSON...
Post by: Richter on July 19, 2010, 11:48:21 PM
In Tucson they stack shit that high.