BOLT CUTTERS ARE CONSIDERED FINGERNAIL CLIPPERS
IN TUSCON, THE CITY COUNCIL IS COMPRISED OF WILD DOGS
HARDWARE STORE BY DAY, FETISH CLUB BY NIGHT
IN TUSCON
"KNEEL BEFORE THE BELT SANDER, SLAVE!"
in Tucson, what most freaks consider a "good time" is illegal in 37 countries, and been ordained as unholy and an act against god by the Pope in Rome.
In TUCSON your pet is required to have rabies.
In Tucson, do nevar pickup dates in summer outdoors. The heat haze will distort your vision as close as three feet away, and when confronted by a behemoth on a Hoverround instead of that cute guy/girl you thought you asked out, you will ask yourself later, "WHAT WAS I THINKING?
In Tucson the dead walk only after dark.
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 19, 2010, 04:09:16 PM
In Tucson the dead walk only after dark.
Fixed.
In Tucson, our wretched Fremen destroy your Sardukar.
In Tucson there is a hunting license for brown people.
In Tucson, people only panic when a rare and scary event goes on, like alien invasions, or when it rains.
IN TUCSON it is legal for Doktor Howl to do science experiments.
In Tucson, there's a homo sapien fro every part of the food chain.
Quote from: Charley Brown on July 19, 2010, 04:35:31 PM
IN TUCSON it is legal for Doktor Howl to do mad science experiments.
RAH!
All Gerald Brom (http://www.google.com/images?client=opera&rls=en&q=Gerald%20Brom&oe=utf-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi) or Frank Frazetta (http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&client=opera&rls=en&q=Frank%20Frazetta&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi) art is just photographs of Tuscon.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_my5OGIJd4kM/SerzJk_yFtI/AAAAAAAAEsA/BqFSM_NipdA/s400/geraldbrom-fantasy002.jpg)
actual photograph of Tuscon rep Gabrielle Giffords
(http://www.realms-of-fantasy.org/artists/Brom/images/brom014.jpg)
Here's a photo of the Broadway Village shopping center
Quote from: Cramulus on July 19, 2010, 04:45:36 PM
(http://www.realms-of-fantasy.org/artists/Brom/images/brom014.jpg)
Here's a photo of the Broadway Village shopping center
Is that Mistress Freeky in the red?
In Tucson Gargoyles live.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PW9kGe2_TwA/Sr70JfPei4I/AAAAAAAAABU/kpeo1rRURN4/S660/3252925223_2d63c64f3f.jpg)
the dean of the University of Arizona, in his office
OUTSIDE OF TUCSON there are large flightless birds roaming the desert, all fucked up on peyote, who like KICKING THINGS.
In Tucson, not only is there a FETISH for it, there's a FOOD GROUP for it.
In Tucson being a Cannibal is considered normal.
In Tuscon, the Black Madonna never died.
Jesus secretly moved to Tucson, and frequents a kareoke bar singing "black or white" by M. Jackson.
Michael Jackson secretly moved to Tucson, and runs a bar where water is turned into wine.
Tucson's proximity to Mexico makes the whole country cry in terror. You can here it on the wind.
In Tuscon, tampons look like this:
(http://www.peacheykeene.com/300%20tnt.gif)
In Tuscon, you purposefully the whole thing....and DEMAND seconds.
Quote from: Cramulus on July 19, 2010, 07:18:41 PM
In Tuscon, tampons look like this:
(http://www.peacheykeene.com/300%20tnt.gif)
In Tucson they light their used tampons and throw them at each other.
(http://www.clipartguide.com/_small/1386-0905-2919-4511.jpg)
TUSCON IS FOR
MOTHERFUCKERS
<3 <3 <3
TUCSON: YOUR DUMPSTER AWAITS.
In Tucson, social welfare is a spectator sport.
In Tucson, you can't dig deep enough.
Quote from: Richter on July 19, 2010, 10:50:53 PM
In Tucson, you can't dig deep enough.
But you CAN dig
too deep.
In Tucson, empty space is a weapon. Heights are not always neccesary for a fatality.
Tucson is the other side of the other side of the coin. It's neither heads nor tails, and you really don't want to know any more.
The alleys of Tucson run knee deep in the viscous, ancient, primeval mundanity of terror.
The desert doesn't hold Tucson. Tucson is the pin in the map that holds it down.
There are bad people in Tucson, but that's normal right?
Contrary to popular belief, the Lost Highway doesn't begin or end in Tucson. No one knows where it begins and ends. We can't help it if the same just happens to be true of Tucson.
Tucson: Much Maligned, Eternally Imitated.
There is no physics in Tucson, only SCIENCE.
One dollar from Tucson looks suspiciously like a dollar from anywhere else. It's better not to ask questions about it.
Rumours abound that armageddon has already happened, and Tucson is the site of New Jerusalem.
St. John of Patmos never tried cactus.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on July 19, 2010, 11:09:52 PM
In Tucson, empty space is a weapon. Heights are not always neccesary for a fatality.
Tucson is the other side of the other side of the coin. It's neither heads nor tails, and you really don't want to know any more.
The alleys of Tucson run knee deep in the viscous, ancient, primeval mundanity of terror.
The desert doesn't hold Tucson. Tucson is the pin in the map that holds it down.
There are bad people in Tucson, but that's normal right?
Contrary to popular belief, the Lost Highway doesn't begin or end in Tucson. No one knows where it begins and ends. We can't help it if the same just happens to be true of Tucson.
Tucson: Much Maligned, Eternally Imitated.
There is no physics in Tucson, only SCIENCE.
One dollar from Tucson looks suspiciously like a dollar from anywhere else. It's better not to ask questions about it.
Rumours abound that armageddon has already happened, and Tucson is the site of New Jerusalem.
St. John of Patmos never tried cactus.
Fucking woot!
:thanks:
Breaking: In Tucson a massive pile up on lap one of the Human Race claims half the field.
In Tucson, they will steal the tire off your car, but leave it propped up on a big rock so as not to damage the wheel. (this actually happened to me.)
In Tucson you can find a working model of the future of this world. I suggest a properly fitting helmet and a seperate oxygen supply. Oh, and don't drink the water.
In Tucson they stack shit that high.