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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Sister_Gothique on July 22, 2010, 03:07:13 PM

Title: Chocolate Cream Cheese Fudge
Post by: Sister_Gothique on July 22, 2010, 03:07:13 PM
8 oz light cream cheese
1 tbs melted margarine
1 tsp vanilla
1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa
4 cups powdered sugar

OPTIONAL: 1 cup mini marshmallows, 1/2 cup chopped walnuts or dried fruit, etc...Anything that strikes your fancy, really.



Soften the cream cheese to room temperature (you can nuke it for 30 seconds or let it stand at room temp for about an hour).

Add margarine and vanilla to the softened cream cheese. Beat with a spoon until smooth. Stir in the cocoa and powdered sugar. It takes some diligent stirring to get the fudge mixed together properly. The end result should be smooth, very thick and evenly colored. At this point you can add any extras, and again, mix until smooth and even.

Oil an 8-inch square pan or a large plate. Press the fudge into the pan or make a pretty layer of it on the plate. Chill for several hours to harden (or just chuck it in the freezer overnight). Cut into small squares.
Title: Re: Chocolate Cream Cheese Fudge
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2010, 03:12:33 PM
SIN!
Title: Re: Chocolate Cream Cheese Fudge
Post by: Sister_Gothique on July 22, 2010, 03:14:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2010, 03:12:33 PM
SIN!
Delicious sin...
Title: Re: Chocolate Cream Cheese Fudge
Post by: Sister_Gothique on July 22, 2010, 03:23:42 PM
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on July 22, 2010, 03:14:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2010, 03:12:33 PM
SIN!
Delicious sin...
...and at least I didn't post the Irish Car Bomb Cupcakes....*mumbles*260 calories of awesome!
Title: Re: Chocolate Cream Cheese Fudge
Post by: Richter on July 22, 2010, 03:59:32 PM
Can you use butter in place of the margarine? 

The Third Ecumenicl Council revising the Ars Richtera is still out on whether or not margarine is heresy.
Title: Re: Chocolate Cream Cheese Fudge
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 22, 2010, 05:37:43 PM
Quote from: Richter on July 22, 2010, 03:59:32 PM
Can you use butter in place of the margarine? 

The Third Ecumenicl Council revising the Ars Richtera is still out on whether or not margarine is heresy.

By Cainadian Papal Bull, I declare it is. I will now bribe your clergy with positions of increased temporal power in exchange for their compliance with this Bull.

Also, why the hell aren't we ecclesiastics wearing silly hats anymore? That shit was classy.
Title: Re: Chocolate Cream Cheese Fudge
Post by: Richter on July 22, 2010, 05:39:01 PM
Hey, no high exposure job IS worht it without snazzy hats, weird sex, and fabulous amounts of money.
Title: Re: Chocolate Cream Cheese Fudge
Post by: Jasper on July 22, 2010, 05:39:17 PM
Not even flies eat margarine.  That scares me.
Title: Re: Chocolate Cream Cheese Fudge
Post by: Richter on July 22, 2010, 05:50:25 PM
Hence why I ask about subbing in butter.  The only time anything like margarine occurs naturally, it's coming out of the a hair follicle warped into a swelling sack of cheesy shit that needs to be professionaly excised.

... and Fabio endorses spraying it on your food.  Bird blowing tosser.

Otherwise I would totally make and rabiply consume this awesomefudge.
Title: Re: Chocolate Cream Cheese Fudge
Post by: Sister_Gothique on July 22, 2010, 06:18:47 PM
Quote from: Richter on July 22, 2010, 03:59:32 PM
Can you use butter in place of the margarine?  

The Third Ecumenicl Council revising the Ars Richtera is still out on whether or not margarine is heresy.
I actually haven't tried this one with butter, but I don't see a reason why you couldn't. In my years of baking, I've always found margarine makes things a little better than butter (though not always so in other cooking).
Title: Re: Chocolate Cream Cheese Fudge
Post by: Eater of Clowns on July 22, 2010, 06:22:51 PM
I don't know about margarine's salt content, but I'd guess using unsalted butter would be preferable if substituting.  Though with only a tablespoon of it there probably would be a huge difference.
Title: Re: Chocolate Cream Cheese Fudge
Post by: Sister_Gothique on July 22, 2010, 06:26:37 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 22, 2010, 06:22:51 PM
I don't know about margarine's salt content, but I'd guess using unsalted butter would be preferable if substituting.  Though with only a tablespoon of it there probably would be a huge difference.
Experimentation and victims guinea pigs taste testers needed....It's been too long since I had a bake-o-thon....
Title: Re: Chocolate Cream Cheese Fudge
Post by: Richter on July 22, 2010, 06:51:28 PM
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on July 22, 2010, 06:26:37 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 22, 2010, 06:22:51 PM
I don't know about margarine's salt content, but I'd guess using unsalted butter would be preferable if substituting.  Though with only a tablespoon of it there probably would be a huge difference.
Experimentation and victims guinea pigs taste testers needed....It's been too long since I had a bake-o-thong....

Honest to "Bob" what I read.
Title: Re: Chocolate Cream Cheese Fudge
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on July 22, 2010, 08:30:41 PM
Have you ever added nuts to this recipe?  I like walnuts in mah fudge.  MMMMMmmmmm

Otherwise, OMG YUM!!

Title: Re: Chocolate Cream Cheese Fudge
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 23, 2010, 01:55:51 AM
WANT
Title: Re: Chocolate Cream Cheese Fudge
Post by: Sister_Gothique on July 23, 2010, 02:00:07 AM
Quote from: Richter on July 22, 2010, 06:51:28 PM
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on July 22, 2010, 06:26:37 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on July 22, 2010, 06:22:51 PM
I don't know about margarine's salt content, but I'd guess using unsalted butter would be preferable if substituting.  Though with only a tablespoon of it there probably would be a huge difference.
Experimentation and victims guinea pigs taste testers needed....It's been too long since I had a bake-o-thong....

Honest to "Bob" what I read.

Sister Gothique has no shame when she bakes!
Title: Re: Chocolate Cream Cheese Fudge
Post by: Sister_Gothique on July 23, 2010, 02:01:04 AM
Quote from: Khara on July 22, 2010, 08:30:41 PM
Have you ever added nuts to this recipe?  I like walnuts in mah fudge.  MMMMMmmmmm

Otherwise, OMG YUM!!


Indeed, walnuts tend to make fudge amazing. Adds a nice texture if nothing else.
Title: Re: Chocolate Cream Cheese Fudge
Post by: dontblameyoko on July 23, 2010, 03:22:03 AM
this recipe sounds delicious!