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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Sister_Gothique on July 23, 2010, 10:43:38 AM

Title: Paging Doktor Howl
Post by: Sister_Gothique on July 23, 2010, 10:43:38 AM
I saw this and it made me think of you.  :D
http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/tapeworm_host





I stumbled upon that when I was ranting about kids' general misuse of the English language. My friend sent me this dandy link to begin with:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling
Title: Re: Paging Doktor Howl
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2010, 03:07:18 PM
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on July 23, 2010, 10:43:38 AM
I saw this and it made me think of you.  :D
http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/tapeworm_host





I stumbled upon that when I was ranting about kids' general misuse of the English language. My friend sent me this dandy link to begin with:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

Will check out on my home comp.
Title: Re: Paging Doktor Howl
Post by: Dimocritus on July 24, 2010, 12:37:41 AM
I read the topic title as "Pegging Doktor Howl." Which, incidentally, gives me an idea for some NSFW WOMPyness :evil:
Title: Re: Paging Doktor Howl
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 25, 2010, 03:18:50 AM
Quote from: dimo on July 24, 2010, 12:37:41 AM
I read the topic title as "Pegging Doktor Howl." Which, incidentally, gives me an idea for some NSFW WOMPyness :evil:

:fap:
Title: Re: Paging Doktor Howl
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 25, 2010, 03:20:01 AM
I got "Your stomach could support a tapeworm couple!"
Title: Re: Paging Doktor Howl
Post by: BadBeast on August 23, 2010, 04:54:13 PM
Twice a year, I used to give my dogs a cigarettes worth of rolling tobacco each. This pretty much made them shit out everything they had ever eaten, including any parasitic worms. Much cheaper than worming tablets too. (Got the tip from an old Gypsy breeder of supreme Lurchers) I presume this works for human intestinal tracts too. (Although I've never done it on myself)
Title: Re: Paging Doktor Howl
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 23, 2010, 06:37:17 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 23, 2010, 04:54:13 PM
Twice a year, I used to give my dogs a cigarettes worth of rolling tobacco each. This pretty much made them shit out everything they had ever eaten, including any parasitic worms. Much cheaper than worming tablets too. (Got the tip from an old Gypsy breeder of supreme Lurchers) I presume this works for human intestinal tracts too. (Although I've never done it on myself)

When I was 14 I got caught smoking.  My father's idea of punishment was to make me run in place for 45 minutes then eat a pack of camel no filters.

Then the only thing I could drink was tepid water.

I was vilely sick for 3 days.  If there was anything left in any part of my intestines then by god it had earned the right to stay there.
Title: Re: Paging Doktor Howl
Post by: BadBeast on August 23, 2010, 06:55:17 PM
Quote from: Out of Order on August 23, 2010, 06:37:17 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 23, 2010, 04:54:13 PM
Twice a year, I used to give my dogs a cigarettes worth of rolling tobacco each. This pretty much made them shit out everything they had ever eaten, including any parasitic worms. Much cheaper than worming tablets too. (Got the tip from an old Gypsy breeder of supreme Lurchers) I presume this works for human intestinal tracts too. (Although I've never done it on myself)

When I was 14 I got caught smoking.  My father's idea of punishment was to make me run in place for 45 minutes then eat a pack of camel no filters.

Then the only thing I could drink was tepid water.

I was vilely sick for 3 days.  If there was anything left in any part of my intestines then by god it had earned the right to stay there.
Do you smoke now?
Title: Re: Paging Doktor Howl
Post by: Epimetheus on August 23, 2010, 07:07:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 25, 2010, 03:20:01 AM
I got "Your stomach could support a tapeworm couple!"

Same here. Adorable.
Title: Re: Paging Doktor Howl
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 24, 2010, 05:09:19 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 23, 2010, 06:55:17 PM
Quote from: Out of Order on August 23, 2010, 06:37:17 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 23, 2010, 04:54:13 PM
Twice a year, I used to give my dogs a cigarettes worth of rolling tobacco each. This pretty much made them shit out everything they had ever eaten, including any parasitic worms. Much cheaper than worming tablets too. (Got the tip from an old Gypsy breeder of supreme Lurchers) I presume this works for human intestinal tracts too. (Although I've never done it on myself)

When I was 14 I got caught smoking.  My father's idea of punishment was to make me run in place for 45 minutes then eat a pack of camel no filters.

Then the only thing I could drink was tepid water.

I was vilely sick for 3 days.  If there was anything left in any part of my intestines then by god it had earned the right to stay there.
Do you smoke now?


Not Camel no filters.....  but yeah, I still smoke. 
Title: Re: Paging Doktor Howl
Post by: BadBeast on August 24, 2010, 10:00:57 PM
So much for negative re-inforcement. Back to the drawing board.