Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: DiscoUkulele on July 24, 2010, 08:02:51 PM

Title: Peanut Butter: HOW THE FUCK DOES IT WORK??
Post by: DiscoUkulele on July 24, 2010, 08:02:51 PM
(http://www.salem-news.com/stimg/february152007/peanut_butter_salmonella1.jpg)

If evolution is real, why aren't there people in my peanut butter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504&feature=player_embedded#!)?

Answer THAT one, smartasses.

Title: Re: Peanut Butter: HOW THE FUCK DOES IT WORK??
Post by: Jasper on July 24, 2010, 08:13:59 PM
:emily:


Title: Re: Peanut Butter: HOW THE FUCK DOES IT WORK??
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 24, 2010, 08:24:48 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Peanut Butter: HOW THE FUCK DOES IT WORK??
Post by: Suu on July 24, 2010, 08:26:08 PM
Check out the banana one for extra lulz.
Title: Re: Peanut Butter: HOW THE FUCK DOES IT WORK??
Post by: Cain on July 25, 2010, 12:14:43 PM
Quote from: DiscoUkulele on July 24, 2010, 08:02:51 PM
(http://www.salem-news.com/stimg/february152007/peanut_butter_salmonella1.jpg)

If evolution is real, why aren't there people in my peanut butter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504&feature=player_embedded#!)?

Answer THAT one, smartasses.



Fucking miracles, of course.
Title: Re: Peanut Butter: HOW THE FUCK DOES IT WORK??
Post by: Sister_Gothique on July 25, 2010, 01:13:46 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 24, 2010, 08:26:08 PM
Check out the banana one for extra lulz.
In a moment of masochism, I clicked on Proof Dinosaurs Lived With Man....I got through 9 minutes; my eyes started to tear and my face hurts.  :x
Title: Re: Peanut Butter: HOW THE FUCK DOES IT WORK??
Post by: Placid Dingo on July 30, 2010, 02:24:17 PM
This is a clever move because it keeps the idea alive. You won't be constanltly around anti-evolution propoganda, but you will often be around peanut butter, so that peanut butter is the trigger that keeps you mentally coming back to the point again and again.

In 'The Game' (I know, I lost too, sorry) a book on picking up women, one guy gives a waitress a sachet of sugar and tells her it's a special present. The aim is the same; putting association (in this case 'that guy') with an object to increase the longevity of a thing.
Title: Re: Peanut Butter: HOW THE FUCK DOES IT WORK??
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on July 30, 2010, 05:11:06 PM
Fucking magnets...
Title: Re: Peanut Butter: HOW THE FUCK DOES IT WORK??
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 30, 2010, 05:34:53 PM
I had to stop paying attention to Creationists and their crap because I always came away from it with higher blood pressure and feeling shittier.
Title: Re: Peanut Butter: HOW THE FUCK DOES IT WORK??
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 30, 2010, 06:18:25 PM
Quote from: Cainad on July 30, 2010, 05:34:53 PM
I had to stop paying attention to Creationists and their crap because I always came away from it with higher blood pressure and feeling shittier.

This.

Also-- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n16PpvdpMXo&NR=1
Title: Re: Peanut Butter: HOW THE FUCK DOES IT WORK??
Post by: Don Coyote on July 31, 2010, 08:56:21 PM
wow, and they even had an 'engineer' talking about that.
Title: Re: Peanut Butter: HOW THE FUCK DOES IT WORK??
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 02, 2010, 08:49:47 AM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on July 31, 2010, 08:56:21 PM
wow, and they even had an 'engineer' talking about that.
Salem hypothesis (http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Salem_hypothesis): the observation of the apparent correlation between the engineering trade and creationist beliefs (possibly due to crank magnetism, this can also include climate change denial and other crackpot beliefs). It holds that people who claim science expertise, whilst advocating creationism, tend to be formally trained as engineers.
Title: Re: Peanut Butter: HOW THE FUCK DOES IT WORK??
Post by: Don Coyote on August 02, 2010, 09:04:50 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 02, 2010, 08:49:47 AM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on July 31, 2010, 08:56:21 PM
wow, and they even had an 'engineer' talking about that.
Salem hypothesis (http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Salem_hypothesis): the observation of the apparent correlation between the engineering trade and creationist beliefs (possibly due to crank magnetism, this can also include climate change denial and other crackpot beliefs). It holds that people who claim science expertise, whilst advocating creationism, tend to be formally trained as engineers.

Fascinating.

I wonder if it because those that predisposed towards engineering may have a predisposition towards viewing the world as an ordered place with a creator that set things into motion much like how they are creators on a smaller scale.
Title: Re: Peanut Butter: HOW THE FUCK DOES IT WORK??
Post by: Cain on August 02, 2010, 09:13:35 AM
Thats the suggestion.

Also, interestingly, engineers are more likely to become terrorists, and not through targeted recruitment, but self-selection.  It's been hypothesized that engineers, as a group, are predisposed towards a kind of black and white, clear cut view of the world which meshes well with religious fundamentalism.
Title: Re: Peanut Butter: HOW THE FUCK DOES IT WORK??
Post by: Don Coyote on August 02, 2010, 09:15:54 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 02, 2010, 09:13:35 AM
Thats the suggestion.

Also, interestingly, engineers are more likely to become terrorists, and not through targeted recruitment, but self-selection.  It's been hypothesized that engineers, as a group, are predisposed towards a kind of black and white, clear cut view of the world which meshes well with religious fundamentalism.

Oh crap, I'm turning into one of them.