It is your civic duty to pee the poop away:
The smeared on fecal matter left over from large bowel movements.
Thank you for improving everyone's toilet experience.
You know those weird wands that sometimes accumulate near toilets? Those work in a pinch, when your peers aren't able to help you out.
No I don't know what you're talking about.
Please tell us more about these magic poop wands.
I crap a natural epoxy that hardens after exposure to water. It begins catalyzing seconds after exposure reaching functional hardness within 5 minutes. It gets me royalties from NASA and just about every facet of industry. BP's "Top Kill" strategy actually involved me eating Taco Bell for a week and unleashing this unearthly fury into the Gulf. Lobbyists for certain religious sects prevented this though.
Your pee will not save.
:lulz:
Quote from: Richter on July 26, 2010, 02:09:08 AM
I crap a natural epoxy that hardens after exposure to water. It begins catalyzing seconds after exposure reaching functional hardness within 5 minutes. It gets me royalties from NASA and just about every facet of industry. BP's "Top Kill" strategy actually involved me eating Taco Bell for a week and unleashing this unearthly fury into the Gulf. Lobbyists for certain religious sects prevented this though.
Your pee will not save.
I don't know whether to :lulz: or :vom: or :mittens:
I do.
:potd:
Net: I do this as standard. Always have done. It's one of MANY Spiritual Powers I posess.
Richter: So it's you bin shitting in mah 'bowl. Stop it.