Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 26, 2010, 12:34:03 AM

Title: ATTN: People who pee standing up
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 26, 2010, 12:34:03 AM
It is your civic duty to pee the poop away:

The smeared on fecal matter left over from large bowel movements.

Thank you for improving everyone's toilet experience.
Title: Re: ATTN: People who pee standing up
Post by: Jasper on July 26, 2010, 12:52:18 AM
You know those weird wands that sometimes accumulate near toilets?  Those work in a pinch, when your peers aren't able to help you out.
Title: Re: ATTN: People who pee standing up
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 26, 2010, 01:57:33 AM
No I don't know what you're talking about.

Please tell us more about these magic poop wands.
Title: Re: ATTN: People who pee standing up
Post by: Richter on July 26, 2010, 02:09:08 AM
I crap a natural epoxy that hardens after exposure to water.  It begins catalyzing seconds after exposure reaching functional hardness within 5 minutes.  It gets me royalties from NASA and just about every facet of industry.  BP's "Top Kill" strategy actually involved me eating Taco Bell for a week and unleashing this unearthly fury into the Gulf.  Lobbyists for certain religious sects prevented this though.

Your pee will not save.
Title: Re: ATTN: People who pee standing up
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 26, 2010, 02:16:27 AM
:lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: People who pee standing up
Post by: Freeky on July 26, 2010, 03:08:01 AM
Quote from: Richter on July 26, 2010, 02:09:08 AM
I crap a natural epoxy that hardens after exposure to water.  It begins catalyzing seconds after exposure reaching functional hardness within 5 minutes.  It gets me royalties from NASA and just about every facet of industry.  BP's "Top Kill" strategy actually involved me eating Taco Bell for a week and unleashing this unearthly fury into the Gulf.  Lobbyists for certain religious sects prevented this though.

Your pee will not save.

I don't know whether to  :lulz: or :vom: or :mittens:
Title: Re: ATTN: People who pee standing up
Post by: Jasper on July 26, 2010, 09:14:50 AM
I do.


:potd:
Title: Re: ATTN: People who pee standing up
Post by: Payne on July 26, 2010, 09:48:09 AM
Net: I do this as standard. Always have done. It's one of MANY Spiritual Powers I posess.

Richter: So it's you bin shitting in mah 'bowl. Stop it.