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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Adios on July 29, 2010, 08:44:20 PM

Title: Jesus Return May11, 2011
Post by: Adios on July 29, 2010, 08:44:20 PM
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2010/07/28/co.armageddon.bus.ads.koaa?hpt=T2

:lulz:
Title: Re: Jesus Return May11, 2011
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on July 29, 2010, 08:45:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Charley Brown on July 29, 2010, 08:44:20 PM
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2010/07/28/co.armageddon.bus.ads.koaa?hpt=T2

:lulz:
:facepalm:

:spittake:
Title: Re: Jesus Return May11, 2011
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on July 29, 2010, 08:50:12 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Jesus Return May11, 2011
Post by: Adios on July 29, 2010, 09:07:05 PM
So this lady is out of work and is paying for the bus bench adds with her own money.

Fucking priceless.
Title: Re: Jesus Return May11, 2011
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on July 29, 2010, 09:21:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Charley Brown on July 29, 2010, 09:07:05 PM
So this lady is out of work and is paying for the bus bench adds with her own money.

Fucking priceless.

Maybe she figures Jesus will hook her up with a PR job once he gets back? God knows he could use some good PR!!!!
Title: Re: Jesus Return May11, 2011
Post by: No u on July 29, 2010, 11:46:59 PM
Marie Exley - "I'm gonna allow people to think I'm crazy."

(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/24000/Stamp-Mission-Accomplished-24449.jpg)


*hopes he doesn't get banned for x-posting from FB*
Title: Re: Jesus Return May11, 2011
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 30, 2010, 03:14:08 AM
Quote from: Ratatosk on July 29, 2010, 09:21:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Charley Brown on July 29, 2010, 09:07:05 PM
So this lady is out of work and is paying for the bus bench adds with her own money.

Fucking priceless.

Maybe she figures Jesus will hook her up with a PR job once he gets back? God knows he could use some good PR!!!!
http://www.jesusneedsnewpr.net/   :wink:
Title: Re: Jesus Return May11, 2011
Post by: Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk on July 30, 2010, 03:31:44 AM
Quote from: FireWillow on July 29, 2010, 11:46:59 PM
Marie Exley - "I'm gonna allow people to think I'm crazy."

(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/24000/Stamp-Mission-Accomplished-24449.jpg)


*hopes he doesn't get banned for x-posting from FB*
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Title: Re: Jesus Return May11, 2011
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 30, 2010, 08:14:54 PM
I for one am looking forward to the Rapture. All the psychos will be gone. Party can then ensue.
Title: Re: Jesus Return May11, 2011
Post by: Freeky on July 30, 2010, 08:17:42 PM
hxxp://www.wecanknow.com/

This is their website.
Title: Re: Jesus Return May11, 2011
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 30, 2010, 08:18:59 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 30, 2010, 08:17:42 PM
hxxp://www.wecanknow.com/

This is their website.

Yeah, I'm looking at it too.
Title: Re: Jesus Return May11, 2011
Post by: DiscoUkulele on July 30, 2010, 09:03:09 PM
That's complete bullshit.

The Rapture Index (http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html) is fucking 172 right now. That's only 10 points lower than the all time high immediately after 9/11.

There's no way we're making it til next May.
Title: Re: Jesus Return May11, 2011
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 30, 2010, 09:15:44 PM
Quote from: DiscoUkulele on July 30, 2010, 09:03:09 PM
That's complete bullshit.

The Rapture Index (http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html) is fucking 172 right now. That's only 10 points lower than the all time high immediately after 9/11.

There's no way we're making it til next May.

Ah, but the all time high was 9 years ago
Title: Re: Jesus Return May11, 2011
Post by: Jasper on July 30, 2010, 10:01:49 PM
Huh...

I checked out the rapture index...


QuoteGlobal Turmoil
    The lack of activity has downgraded this category.

:?
Title: Re: Jesus Return May11, 2011
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 30, 2010, 10:13:12 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 30, 2010, 10:01:49 PM
Huh...

I checked out the rapture index...


QuoteGlobal Turmoil
    The lack of activity has downgraded this category.

:?

Yeah that, and the mention that oil prices have gone down because of more availability. That's the loosest interpretation of the oil spill I've heard.
Title: Re: Jesus Return May11, 2011
Post by: Freeky on July 30, 2010, 10:43:33 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 30, 2010, 09:15:44 PM
Rapture Index (http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html)

But that's just like, your opinion man.
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Title: Re: Jesus Return May11, 2011
Post by: Jasper on July 30, 2010, 10:52:53 PM
If these people consider what we have now low global turmoil then I think we can say they are serious about the apocalypse.
Title: Re: Jesus Return May11, 2011
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 31, 2010, 03:51:03 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 30, 2010, 10:52:53 PM
If these people consider what we have now low global turmoil then I think we can say they are serious about the apocalypse.
I think they have Apocalypse Fatigue. They gotten themselves so worked up over the last several decades that ennui is finally starting to creep in. A smart person would start questioning their belief in the Second Coming, but this is Rapture Ready we're talking about. If Jesus himself told them that he ain't coming back they still wouldn't believe it.
Title: Re: Jesus Return May11, 2011
Post by: Requia ☣ on July 31, 2010, 04:06:02 AM
The apocalypse is gonna be a whole year and a half ahead of schedule?  Shit, I need to start planning that party.