Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Requia ☣ on August 02, 2010, 01:06:10 AM

Title: This is a joke, right?
Post by: Requia ☣ on August 02, 2010, 01:06:10 AM
http://www.examiner.com/x-4908-Twilight-Examiner~y2009m4d2-Twilight-series-spawns-religion-Edward-Cullen-is-real-members-should-read-the-books-like-a-Bible

QuoteThese Cullenists believe "[j]ust like any other religion," that there is some spirituality to be had in the Twilight series, forming rules and principles upon which to base their tenets. Their creed, say the Cullenists, includes a base set of beliefs that "Edward and the rest of the Twilight characters are real," that "[t]he Twilight series should be worshipped," and that "f you are good in life, you will be bless[ed] with eternity with the Cullens."
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Post by: Suu on August 02, 2010, 01:12:39 AM
Help.
Title: Re: This is a joke, right?
Post by: -Kel- on August 02, 2010, 01:24:53 AM
Mormon cults.......gggrrreeeeaaatttt
Title: Re: This is a joke, right?
Post by: LaughingOtter on August 02, 2010, 02:14:28 AM
Not too surprising. Look how long it took for the Avatards to form their own religion.
Religion sure makes people do some weird shit, eh? Even this one where you choose between necrophilia and bestiality.
Title: Re: This is a joke, right?
Post by: BabylonHoruv on August 02, 2010, 02:16:53 AM
I bet Stephanie Meyers is PISSED.
Title: Re: This is a joke, right?
Post by: Lies on August 02, 2010, 04:52:16 AM
I know I didn't mention this anywhere, but I called it ages ago when twilight started taking off.
Title: Re: This is a joke, right?
Post by: BabylonHoruv on August 02, 2010, 04:56:37 AM
I dunno, it sounds like a troll to me.
Title: Re: This is a joke, right?
Post by: Pæs on August 02, 2010, 04:59:02 AM
We have to hijack this and subtly feed them our memes dressed up as Cullenist thought. Discordianism 3.0. It's a joke disguised as a religion disguised as a religion worshiping a movie (which might be a joke).
Or something.
Title: Re: This is a joke, right?
Post by: Lies on August 02, 2010, 05:05:02 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on August 02, 2010, 04:56:37 AM
I dunno, it sounds like a troll to me.
No, trust me, I *know* a few twihards, this is no joke to them.
And if you even suggest that it is, they will destroy you.
Title: Re: This is a joke, right?
Post by: Lies on August 02, 2010, 05:05:41 AM
For the record, one of my best friends is marrying one.   :x
Title: Re: This is a joke, right?
Post by: Rumckle on August 02, 2010, 05:07:09 AM
Please tell me they are having a twilight themed wedding.
Title: Re: This is a joke, right?
Post by: Lies on August 02, 2010, 05:12:03 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on August 02, 2010, 05:07:09 AM
Please tell me they are having a twilight themed wedding.
I think it's going to be a pretty "Normal" wedding, fortunately(?) she's not *that* twihard. But she is pretty twihard.
Title: Re: This is a joke, right?
Post by: Lies on August 02, 2010, 05:24:54 AM
So, spot what's wrong with this picture:

(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5523/cullenism.jpg)
Title: Re: This is a joke, right?
Post by: Pæs on August 02, 2010, 05:25:34 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: This is a joke, right?
Post by: Pæs on August 02, 2010, 05:39:04 AM
Some of the posts in that forum are great.

QuoteNo. No. No. No. Religion is not a joke. Not ever. If you think you can be a Cullenist or whatever and a Christian at the same time, you are dead wrong.

:sad:
FZ, doin' it wrong.
Title: Re: This is a joke, right?
Post by: Lies on August 02, 2010, 05:41:25 AM
We need to invade/safari this place.

Or not. I'm not sure if I want to have anything to do with twihards. Knowing two is already two too many.
Title: Re: This is a joke, right?
Post by: Pæs on August 02, 2010, 05:54:21 AM
IDK, half the users are only there to tell the others they are creepy... and of those others, two or three of them appear to actually be serious and the rest just regular twihards (I word I only learned today and wish I hadn't)
Title: Re: This is a joke, right?
Post by: Lies on August 02, 2010, 06:00:50 AM
Yeah, let's not bother with the place, it's more a "Point and laugh" affair then "Go and troll them" thing. They seem to be doing a good enough job trolling themselves it seems.