http://www.examiner.com/x-4908-Twilight-Examiner~y2009m4d2-Twilight-series-spawns-religion-Edward-Cullen-is-real-members-should-read-the-books-like-a-Bible
QuoteThese Cullenists believe "[j]ust like any other religion," that there is some spirituality to be had in the Twilight series, forming rules and principles upon which to base their tenets. Their creed, say the Cullenists, includes a base set of beliefs that "Edward and the rest of the Twilight characters are real," that "[t]he Twilight series should be worshipped," and that "f you are good in life, you will be bless[ed] with eternity with the Cullens."
Help.
Mormon cults.......gggrrreeeeaaatttt
Not too surprising. Look how long it took for the Avatards to form their own religion.
Religion sure makes people do some weird shit, eh? Even this one where you choose between necrophilia and bestiality.
I bet Stephanie Meyers is PISSED.
I know I didn't mention this anywhere, but I called it ages ago when twilight started taking off.
I dunno, it sounds like a troll to me.
We have to hijack this and subtly feed them our memes dressed up as Cullenist thought. Discordianism 3.0. It's a joke disguised as a religion disguised as a religion worshiping a movie (which might be a joke).
Or something.
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on August 02, 2010, 04:56:37 AM
I dunno, it sounds like a troll to me.
No, trust me, I *know* a few twihards, this is no joke to them.
And if you even suggest that it is, they
will destroy you.
For the record, one of my best friends is marrying one. :x
Please tell me they are having a twilight themed wedding.
Quote from: Rumckle on August 02, 2010, 05:07:09 AM
Please tell me they are having a twilight themed wedding.
I think it's going to be a pretty "Normal" wedding, fortunately(?) she's not *that* twihard. But she is pretty twihard.
So, spot what's wrong with this picture:
(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5523/cullenism.jpg)
:lol:
Some of the posts in that forum are great.
QuoteNo. No. No. No. Religion is not a joke. Not ever. If you think you can be a Cullenist or whatever and a Christian at the same time, you are dead wrong.
:sad:
FZ, doin' it wrong.
We need to invade/safari this place.
Or not. I'm not sure if I want to have anything to do with twihards. Knowing two is already two too many.
IDK, half the users are only there to tell the others they are creepy... and of those others, two or three of them appear to actually be serious and the rest just regular twihards (I word I only learned today and wish I hadn't)
Yeah, let's not bother with the place, it's more a "Point and laugh" affair then "Go and troll them" thing. They seem to be doing a good enough job trolling themselves it seems.