Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Fujikoma on August 02, 2010, 09:59:01 AM

Title: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: Fujikoma on August 02, 2010, 09:59:01 AM
Yeah, whatever... I know I caused a lot of shit in the chatroom, and I'd like to apollogize for that... Anyway, if you were wronged by me, know that, though the informational resources may not have been at your disposal, it is likely that you are in the right. Anyway, it matters very little to me, and yes, I am swatting away your aggression like an annoyed mosquito victim. I could really give a shit less how you feel... That being said, perhaps I do not appreciate the depth of the pain I perhaps caused, which is pretty unlikely, I think, but really, I wouldn't know, so, I guess I should apologize, but empty apologies are generally sensed for what they are, and I'm not going to try to fuck with you guys....

Anyway, yes, I did eat something eventually, thank goodness... It was likely the best thing I'd ever eaten, though, I really can't remember what it was. Right now I'm drunk and ranting and fuck everything else. I'm a meat eater, and I can't even spell the names of the things I eat, except Cow... Sad... Anyway, fuck all that shit, I just wanted to let you guys know that I'm ok, and that I will, sooner or later, be back to extract the pure essence of vengence... I also wanted to say how much I love you guys, but, you're just too dumb as a collective for me to really approve... Still, in spite of that, I approve. You guys rock... You're also too fucking sensitive.
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: Pæs on August 02, 2010, 10:00:34 AM
Who are you, again?
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: Fujikoma on August 02, 2010, 10:04:08 AM
There is no way to answer that question in an acceptable manner.
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: Pæs on August 02, 2010, 10:24:45 AM
Oh, I see.
Quote from: Fujikoma on August 02, 2010, 09:59:01 AM
I could really give a shit less how you feel...
Is this what you meant to say, here?
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: Fujikoma on August 02, 2010, 10:34:00 AM
No.
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: Pæs on August 02, 2010, 10:34:28 AM
You would probably benefit from approaching this forum with a different mind.
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: Fujikoma on August 02, 2010, 10:37:36 AM
Actually, I do give a shit how you fucking feel.
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: Fujikoma on August 02, 2010, 10:38:31 AM
Actually, life has been, I don't know, it has its beans, but go on.
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: Fujikoma on August 02, 2010, 10:42:06 AM
fucking cartwheeel, and only for this purpose.
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: Pæs on August 02, 2010, 10:44:14 AM
Go to bed. Sober up.
Will you be worth talking to in the morning?
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: Adios on August 02, 2010, 11:28:45 AM
Your ban from chat was removed as soon as the adults were through talking.
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: Fujikoma on December 31, 2010, 02:40:15 PM
I stopped drinking, entirely... Ugh... I can't stand looking at this shit. Been sober for a while now. Somewhere around that time I spilled beer on my computer. I only recently got a new one, was hoping this idiocy of mine would not be revisited, but, hope in one hand, poop in the other and see which one fills up first.

EDIT: Oops... Wrong link... Must remember to click "unread posts since last visit", rather than the one that says "stupid posts you made while poisoning yourself with alcohol"... And here I thought I was suddenly seeing replies to old stuff.

Really, really, really stupid.
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: Cain on December 31, 2010, 04:33:38 PM
What happened in the chat room?  I request logs.
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: Adios on December 31, 2010, 06:34:22 PM
Payne and I were having a decent conversation about Scotland and Payne had to ban him from chat so we could continue.

Yet another PD'er gets drunk and goes all asshole! Nothing new there. :lulz:
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 31, 2010, 06:40:01 PM
Quote from: Fujikoma on December 31, 2010, 02:40:15 PM
I stopped drinking, entirely... Ugh... I can't stand looking at this shit. Been sober for a while now. Somewhere around that time I spilled beer on my computer. I only recently got a new one, was hoping this idiocy of mine would not be revisited, but, hope in one hand, poop in the other and see which one fills up first.

EDIT: Oops... Wrong link... Must remember to click "unread posts since last visit", rather than the one that says "stupid posts you made while poisoning yourself with alcohol"... And here I thought I was suddenly seeing replies to old stuff.

Really, really, really stupid.

You do realize that by replying to this, you have bumped it up to the top and now everyone who missed it the first time is going to be all  :? who is this guy?
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: Adios on December 31, 2010, 06:42:10 PM
Quote from: Ferka Zarco on August 02, 2010, 10:34:28 AM
You would probably benefit from approaching this forum with a different mind.


Fixed for funny.
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: Phox on December 31, 2010, 10:33:58 PM
Phox missed this? FUCK!

Also:
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 31, 2010, 06:42:10 PM
Quote from: Ferka Zarco on August 02, 2010, 10:34:28 AM
You would probably benefit from approaching this forum with a different mind.


Fixed for funny.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: Fujikoma on January 01, 2011, 12:36:50 AM
Buh... Yeah, twas a mistake, I'll admit, Nigel. That'll teach me for clicking the wrong link and responding before looking at the date. Move along people, nothing to see here. :p

And Charley, Haha. Though, somewhat accurate, all things considered. I suppose I deserved that.

This is the last time I'm bumping this piece of monkey dung. Just felt the need to respond.
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: Bu🤠ns on January 01, 2011, 04:59:58 AM
posting in an epic thread :kingmeh:
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: BadBeast on January 02, 2011, 05:04:02 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 31, 2010, 06:40:01 PM
Quote from: Fujikoma on December 31, 2010, 02:40:15 PM
I stopped drinking, entirely... Ugh... I can't stand looking at this shit. Been sober for a while now. Somewhere around that time I spilled beer on my computer. I only recently got a new one, was hoping this idiocy of mine would not be revisited, but, hope in one hand, poop in the other and see which one fills up first.

EDIT: Oops... Wrong link... Must remember to click "unread posts since last visit", rather than the one that says "stupid posts you made while poisoning yourself with alcohol"... And here I thought I was suddenly seeing replies to old stuff.

Really, really, really stupid.

You do realize that by replying to this, you have bumped it up to the top and now everyone who missed it the first time is going to be all  :? who is this guy?
Course he does. He's not a cabbage. Or at least, he says he's not. 
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: Fujikoma on January 02, 2011, 05:55:01 AM
Bah! Fuck it.

Long story short, I clicked the wrong link and went to "new replies to your posts", and, thinking someone recently dug it up and replied to it, I rather stupidly replied to it without checking the date. Now, if we could all please stop bumping this, I'd be grateful. Do I have to bribe you fuckers or something?... Wait, don't answer that, it'll just bump it again.
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: Phox on January 02, 2011, 06:20:14 AM
Yes, we only accept... oh. wait. Sorry.
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: Fujikoma on January 02, 2011, 06:23:45 AM
AUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!
lmfao
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: BadBeast on January 02, 2011, 06:30:46 AM
You did that on porpoise, you bad Phoxxy! I almost did it myself, but at the last moment changfd my m. . . . .Oops! (Nearly did it again)
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: Fujikoma on January 02, 2011, 06:35:42 AM
 :alevil:
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: Phox on January 02, 2011, 06:42:13 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 02, 2011, 06:30:46 AM
You did that on porpoise, you bad Phoxxy! I almost did it myself, but at the last moment changfd my m. . . . .Oops! (Nearly did it again)

Quiet you.  :lulz:
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 03, 2011, 03:50:51 AM
What's happening?
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: BadBeast on January 03, 2011, 04:18:21 AM
I can't tell you because Phoxxy told me to be quiet.  But she's far too bossy anyway, (and not around, atm) so I'll tell you.   
I think at some point, the thread is going to spontaneously mutate into an A.A Meeting. Or would do if we only had some moar Vodka! I think the first step of the 12 step program involves lots of vodka. Or it did last time. "Admitting that we're powerful when we are over here, drinking", I think. Something like that.   
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: Phox on January 03, 2011, 04:23:54 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 03, 2011, 04:18:21 AM
I can't tell you because Phoxxy told me to be quiet.  But she's far too bossy anyway, (and not around, atm) so I'll tell you.   
I think at some point, the thread is going to spontaneously mutate into an A.A Meeting. Or would do if we only had some moar Vodka! I think the first step of the 12 step program involves lots of vodka. Or it did last time. "Admitting that we're powerful when we are over here, drinking", I think. Something like that.   
:crankey:
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: BadBeast on January 03, 2011, 04:25:41 AM
My name's BadBeast, and I'm a sick, sick man. And in total denial. So no-one can blame me, cuz I'm not even here!
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: Phox on January 03, 2011, 04:27:42 AM
Hi, BadBeast. Drink moar.
Title: Re: HAY GUEYS~!
Post by: BadBeast on January 03, 2011, 04:29:30 AM
**Looks drunkenly at Phoxxy** Ah, yuo muzz be the stripper!  Have we started yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CNgRKKNT6s