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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Adios on August 02, 2010, 07:10:05 PM

Title: Wildfires force state of emergency for 500 Russian towns
Post by: Adios on August 02, 2010, 07:10:05 PM
Russian authorities have imposed a state of emergency around about 500 towns and villages because of wildfires burning across the west of the country, officials said Monday.

Most of the fires -- among the worst ever to hit the region -- were started accidentally by people burning garbage, dropping cigarettes, or failing to extinguish campfires or barbecues properly, Emergency Situations Ministry representative Irina Andrianova said.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/europe/08/02/russia.wildfires/index.html?hpt=T2
Title: Re: Wildfires force state of emergency for 500 Russian towns
Post by: Jasper on August 02, 2010, 09:50:26 PM
Can it really be considered an accident if you were burning your garbage?   wtf Russia.
Title: Re: Wildfires force state of emergency for 500 Russian towns
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 02, 2010, 10:46:58 PM
Noooooo, they're drowning remember???  Not on fire!
Title: Re: Wildfires force state of emergency for 500 Russian towns
Post by: Triple Zero on August 03, 2010, 12:36:08 AM
Quote from: Khara on August 02, 2010, 10:46:58 PM
Noooooo, they're drowning remember???  Not on fire!

That's Pakistan, not Russia. I'm not entirely sure if you were serious or not, but it confused me for a moment as well, since I heard about both disasters in a short time.
Title: Re: Wildfires force state of emergency for 500 Russian towns
Post by: Jasper on August 03, 2010, 03:08:21 AM
Let's see...A fire, a flood, child abuse...  What prophecy does that fulfill again?
Title: Re: Wildfires force state of emergency for 500 Russian towns
Post by: Adios on August 03, 2010, 03:29:16 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 03, 2010, 12:36:08 AM
Quote from: Khara on August 02, 2010, 10:46:58 PM
Noooooo, they're drowning remember???  Not on fire!

That's Pakistan, not Russia. I'm not entirely sure if you were serious or not, but it confused me for a moment as well, since I heard about both disasters in a short time.

About 1000 russians have also drowned swimming while drunk.
Title: Re: Wildfires force state of emergency for 500 Russian towns
Post by: Cain on August 03, 2010, 03:31:14 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on August 03, 2010, 03:08:21 AM
Let's see...A fire, a flood, child abuse...  What prophecy does that fulfill again?

The one which says "living in Russia fucking sucks, man"?
Title: Re: Wildfires force state of emergency for 500 Russian towns
Post by: Adios on August 03, 2010, 03:32:29 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 03, 2010, 03:31:14 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on August 03, 2010, 03:08:21 AM
Let's see...A fire, a flood, child abuse...  What prophecy does that fulfill again?

The one which says "living in Russia fucking sucks, man"?

But the passion and penchant for tragedy!
Title: Re: Wildfires force state of emergency for 500 Russian towns
Post by: Jasper on August 03, 2010, 03:47:34 AM
That's a sensible prophecy.  Nostradamus really missed a bet with that one.
Title: Re: Wildfires force state of emergency for 500 Russian towns
Post by: The Johnny on August 03, 2010, 04:04:17 AM

This reminded me of an 8-bit Theater strip where they drown in fire (also marginally of the DrownBall Olympics).

But i looked in over 500 strips and i cannot find it  :sad:
Title: Re: Wildfires force state of emergency for 500 Russian towns
Post by: Cain on August 03, 2010, 04:04:23 AM
Living in Russia is basically like being shat on by all of history.
Title: Re: Wildfires force state of emergency for 500 Russian towns
Post by: Jasper on August 03, 2010, 05:35:57 AM
That bad?  I need to read up on russian history more.  Sounds funny.
Title: Re: Wildfires force state of emergency for 500 Russian towns
Post by: Cain on August 03, 2010, 05:37:07 AM
Russian history really starts with the Mongol invasion.  Then things got worse.
Title: Re: Wildfires force state of emergency for 500 Russian towns
Post by: Jasper on August 03, 2010, 05:41:28 AM
:lulz:  Well, I'm sold.
Title: Re: Wildfires force state of emergency for 500 Russian towns
Post by: The Johnny on August 03, 2010, 05:53:52 AM

Joh'Nyx (1) - Internet (0)

I call this "Going for groceries in Russia".

(http://static.nuklearpower.com/comics/8-bit-theater/050922.png)
Title: Re: Wildfires force state of emergency for 500 Russian towns
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 03, 2010, 03:53:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Charley Brown on August 03, 2010, 03:29:16 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 03, 2010, 12:36:08 AM
Quote from: Khara on August 02, 2010, 10:46:58 PM
Noooooo, they're drowning remember???  Not on fire!

That's Pakistan, not Russia. I'm not entirely sure if you were serious or not, but it confused me for a moment as well, since I heard about both disasters in a short time.

About 1000 russians have also drowned swimming while drunk.

Thanks CB, I was thinking I was losing my mind. 

Title: Re: Wildfires force state of emergency for 500 Russian towns
Post by: Adios on August 03, 2010, 03:56:13 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 03, 2010, 03:53:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Charley Brown on August 03, 2010, 03:29:16 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 03, 2010, 12:36:08 AM
Quote from: Khara on August 02, 2010, 10:46:58 PM
Noooooo, they're drowning remember???  Not on fire!

That's Pakistan, not Russia. I'm not entirely sure if you were serious or not, but it confused me for a moment as well, since I heard about both disasters in a short time.

About 1000 russians have also drowned swimming while drunk.

Thanks CB, I was thinking I was losing my mind. 



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