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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: DiscoUkulele on August 03, 2010, 05:19:51 PM

Title: Solar-pocalypse
Post by: DiscoUkulele on August 03, 2010, 05:19:51 PM
Huge blasts of sun's plasma hurtling toward Earth (http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/Cool-Astronomy/2010/0802/Huge-blasts-of-sun-s-plasma-hurtling-toward-Earth)

(http://www.tarot-history.com/Jean-Dodal/images/Dodal-original-web/XVIIII-web-bas.jpg)

A massive solar storm is sending plasma our way. Luckily, it isn't predicted to be strong enough to do anything to our satellites or power grids, but it could be the largest solar storm to reach the Earth in quite some time.

Some lucky people (including Canada, Australia, and New Zealand) may get some dazzling aurora activity as early as tonight (8/3/2010-8/4/2010).

Title: Re: Solar-pocalypse
Post by: AFK on August 03, 2010, 05:21:36 PM
Boo!  Moar fire and brimstone now!
Title: Re: Solar-pocalypse
Post by: Aucoq on August 03, 2010, 05:23:29 PM
Everything cool always seems to happen in the southern hemisphere and/or Asia. For once, I'd love for an apocalyptic hellstorm to take place here instead.  :cry:
Title: Re: Solar-pocalypse
Post by: DiscoUkulele on August 03, 2010, 05:34:44 PM
Quote from: Aucoq on August 03, 2010, 05:23:29 PM
Everything cool always seems to happen in the southern hemisphere and/or Asia. For once, I'd love for an apocalyptic hellstorm to take place here instead.  :cry:

Seriously. Nothing cool ever happens here. All of the eclipses and stuff are always on the other side of the world.
Title: Re: Solar-pocalypse
Post by: Kai on August 03, 2010, 06:31:53 PM
http://spaceweather.com/ - a good source for information on aurora, among other things.
Title: Re: Solar-pocalypse
Post by: Pæs on August 03, 2010, 06:45:12 PM
 :aaa:

*Goes outside to check*
Title: Re: Solar-pocalypse
Post by: DiscoUkulele on August 03, 2010, 07:21:58 PM
Northern lights could illuminate the sky late Tuesday night (http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/08/03/northern.lights/?hpt=Mid)

You yanks out there might get lucky tonight. If you live in the northern US, you might be able to see auroras late tonight/early tomorrow if you look to the north.

E: Correction, possibly. According to Large solar storm headed our way (http://www.examiner.com/x-10722-Austin-Science-Policy-Examiner~y2010m8d3-Large-solar-storm-headed-our-way), there could be a chance that the entire US, even as far south as Texas (yay!) could see an aurora tonight.

Quote from: examinert remains to be seen if this deal will live up to expectations or how far south it will be visible if it does. Your best chance to find out is to be far away from city lights, under a clear sky, looking toward the north around midnight to 3:00AM Wednesday morning (After which the rising moon in its waning quarter could spoil viewing), or starting an hour or two after sunset on Wednesday evening through early Thursday morning.
Title: Re: Solar-pocalypse
Post by: Jasper on August 03, 2010, 09:18:01 PM
This is the awesomest shit.  Oh fuck.
Title: Re: Solar-pocalypse
Post by: NotPublished on August 03, 2010, 11:39:56 PM
I'll keep my eyes peeled and camera on the ready .. in case :)
Title: Re: Solar-pocalypse
Post by: Telarus on August 04, 2010, 01:13:03 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on August 03, 2010, 09:18:01 PM
This is the awesomest shit.  Oh fuck.

Fuck yeah it is. I wonder if the other locals know.......
Title: Re: Solar-pocalypse
Post by: Hoser McRhizzy on August 04, 2010, 03:31:42 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 03, 2010, 05:21:36 PM
Boo!  Moar fire and brimstone now!

Ra is ANGRY!  Solar Tsunami!  The sun is a terrorist!  Internets will be BORKED because jesus hates gay anti-american abortions!  Satellites and planes will be thrown out of the sky!  Hot Ionized Gas Ejection!

:aaa:

Some beautiful pics already up on the SpaceWeather site... Aliens landing in Denmark...

Thanks for the link, DiscoUke. 

Quote from: NotPublished on August 03, 2010, 11:39:56 PM
I'll keep my eyes peeled and camera on the ready .. in case :)

^Also this^
Title: Re: Solar-pocalypse
Post by: Rumckle on August 04, 2010, 09:28:05 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on August 03, 2010, 11:39:56 PM
I'll keep my eyes peeled and camera on the ready .. in case :)

I'm not sure we are going to get to see it :(

(http://www.swpc.noaa.gov/pmap/gif/pmapS.gif)

It seems to be going only as far north as Melbourne.
Title: Re: Solar-pocalypse
Post by: NotPublished on August 04, 2010, 09:55:23 AM
FFS!

I swear I thought I saw something in the sky today!!! I asked everyone and they thought I was insane, but their used to my oddities now
Title: Re: Solar-pocalypse
Post by: Rumckle on August 04, 2010, 11:31:46 AM
Well if it gets more intense tomorrow night we may be able to see it, I'm not sure how it will change.
Title: Re: Solar-pocalypse
Post by: Pæs on August 04, 2010, 09:35:46 PM
My phone is made of static and my internet is pretty dodgy. Apparently it's happening nationwide.
I blame this.
Title: Re: Solar-pocalypse
Post by: Cain on August 05, 2010, 12:58:21 AM
Clearly this will heat the core of the earth, leading to unusual seismic activity which will lead to, uh, John Cusack stealing a plane to Tibet or something, I kinda stopped paying attention at that point in the film.
Title: Re: Solar-pocalypse
Post by: Telarus on August 05, 2010, 01:15:06 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Solar-pocalypse
Post by: Hoser McRhizzy on August 05, 2010, 03:45:25 AM
No chance of seeing much in the city, but around 1:30 this morning, the sky got just-before-dawn bright and the birds woke up.  Which was odd and nifty.

Just waiting on the fire escape and watching the sky with my favourite insomniac neighbour was the best part of the night.
Title: Re: Solar-pocalypse
Post by: Kai on August 05, 2010, 04:56:44 AM
Just went outside. Too many lights. And maybe a bit too many clouds. Thought I saw something in the northern sky, but could have been an illusion.
Title: Re: Solar-pocalypse
Post by: LMNO on August 05, 2010, 02:09:01 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 05, 2010, 12:58:21 AM
Clearly this will heat the core of the earth, leading to unusual seismic activity which will lead to, uh, John Cusack stealing a plane to Tibet or something, I kinda stopped paying attention at that point in the film.


You forgot the Mutated Nutrinos.






Mutated Nutrinos?


:facepalm:



I kind of wall-banged (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/DarthWiki/WallBanger?from=Main.WallBanger) the entire film from that point on.  Unfortunately, that was in the first ten minutes.
Title: Re: Solar-pocalypse
Post by: Cain on August 05, 2010, 02:10:10 PM
Yeah, I caught that as well.  Unfortunately, I couldn't leave, so I tried to put that particular piece of stupidity out of my mind.