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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cuddlefish on August 03, 2010, 09:58:50 PM

Title: Things That Should NOT be "Squeezable"
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 03, 2010, 09:58:50 PM
Relish

Mayonaise

Jelly

Any combination of the above.

I rest my case.
Title: Re: Things That Should NOT be "Squeezable"
Post by: Jasper on August 03, 2010, 10:04:32 PM
Mayonnaise especially.  Anything that fattening should not be that easy to squirt all over the fucking place.
Title: Re: Things That Should NOT be "Squeezable"
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 03, 2010, 10:08:29 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on August 03, 2010, 10:04:32 PM
Mayonnaise especially.  Anything that fattening should not be that easy to squirt all over the fucking place.

The relish gets me. Squeeze, get juice. Squeeze, get juice. Squeeze harder, empty entire contents of bottle on cheezburger.

The jars of mayo that you can fit your entire hand into kinda urks me, too.
Title: Re: Things That Should NOT be "Squeezable"
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 03, 2010, 10:11:02 PM
http://www.wtfux.net/2009/12/15/toy-description-fail/
Title: Re: Things That Should NOT be "Squeezable"
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 03, 2010, 10:13:02 PM
and, in other news, things that should REMAIN squeezable.

http://classicfun.ws/squeeze-them-baby/2008/11/29
Title: Re: Things That Should NOT be "Squeezable"
Post by: Jasper on August 03, 2010, 10:19:12 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 03, 2010, 10:08:29 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on August 03, 2010, 10:04:32 PM
Mayonnaise especially.  Anything that fattening should not be that easy to squirt all over the fucking place.

The relish gets me. Squeeze, get juice. Squeeze, get juice. Squeeze harder, empty entire contents of bottle on cheezburger.

The jars of mayo that you can fit your entire hand into kinda urks me, too.

Those are for people who absolutely must treat mayo as finger food.  I think it's some kind of fad diet thing.
Title: Re: Things That Should NOT be "Squeezable"
Post by: AFK on August 04, 2010, 12:05:37 AM
Charmin
Title: Re: Things That Should NOT be "Squeezable"
Post by: -Kel- on August 04, 2010, 12:24:35 AM
moon pie
Title: Re: Things That Should NOT be "Squeezable"
Post by: Tuesday on August 04, 2010, 12:27:16 AM
Yogurt! I work at a daycare, and gogurt is a royal pain in the ass. You have to struggle to get the damn thing open, and then the kid squirts it all over the place anyways.
Title: Re: Things That Should NOT be "Squeezable"
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 04, 2010, 01:38:52 AM
Quote from: Tuesday on August 04, 2010, 12:27:16 AM
Yogurt! I work at a daycare, and gogurt is a royal pain in the ass. You have to struggle to get the damn thing open, and then the kid squirts it all over the place anyways.

That crap is all high fructose corn syrup anyways.

also- liquified butter in a squirt bottle. NO.
Title: Re: Things That Should NOT be "Squeezable"
Post by: Rumckle on August 04, 2010, 02:48:19 AM
I reserve the right to squeeze anything  :wink:
Title: Re: Things That Should NOT be "Squeezable"
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Quote from: Rumckle on August 04, 2010, 02:48:19 AM
I reserve the right to squeeze anything  :wink:

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Title: Re: Things That Should NOT be "Squeezable"
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 04, 2010, 04:34:25 AM
 :lol: :x