Relish
Mayonaise
Jelly
Any combination of the above.
I rest my case.
Mayonnaise especially. Anything that fattening should not be that easy to squirt all over the fucking place.
Quote from: Sigmatic on August 03, 2010, 10:04:32 PM
Mayonnaise especially. Anything that fattening should not be that easy to squirt all over the fucking place.
The relish gets me. Squeeze, get juice. Squeeze, get juice. Squeeze harder, empty entire contents of bottle on cheezburger.
The jars of mayo that you can fit your entire hand into kinda urks me, too.
http://www.wtfux.net/2009/12/15/toy-description-fail/
and, in other news, things that should REMAIN squeezable.
http://classicfun.ws/squeeze-them-baby/2008/11/29
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 03, 2010, 10:08:29 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on August 03, 2010, 10:04:32 PM
Mayonnaise especially. Anything that fattening should not be that easy to squirt all over the fucking place.
The relish gets me. Squeeze, get juice. Squeeze, get juice. Squeeze harder, empty entire contents of bottle on cheezburger.
The jars of mayo that you can fit your entire hand into kinda urks me, too.
Those are for people who absolutely must treat mayo as finger food. I think it's some kind of fad diet thing.
Charmin
moon pie
Yogurt! I work at a daycare, and gogurt is a royal pain in the ass. You have to struggle to get the damn thing open, and then the kid squirts it all over the place anyways.
Quote from: Tuesday on August 04, 2010, 12:27:16 AM
Yogurt! I work at a daycare, and gogurt is a royal pain in the ass. You have to struggle to get the damn thing open, and then the kid squirts it all over the place anyways.
That crap is all high fructose corn syrup anyways.
also- liquified butter in a squirt bottle. NO.
I reserve the right to squeeze anything :wink:
Quote from: Rumckle on August 04, 2010, 02:48:19 AM
I reserve the right to squeeze anything :wink:
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