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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 04, 2010, 03:48:56 PM

Title: Witch drags Cop...
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 04, 2010, 03:48:56 PM
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/witch-eilish-de-avalon-drags-cop-200m-at-high-speed-after-claiming-earth-laws-dont-apply/story-e6frf7kx-1225897391236

Quote"When asked to produce her driver's licence, De Avalon replied that she did not have one," Sen-Constable Lamb said.

"When asked why not, she said, 'I'm a being from another world and don't require one.' When asked to state her name and address De Avalon replied, 'I have a universal name that is not recognised here'."

Sen-Constable Lamb said that when asked for ID, De Avalon said, "Your laws and penalties don't apply to me. I'm not accepting them, I'm sorry, I must go, thank you.

"De Avalon began to wind her window up and Sen-Const Logan reached through in an attempt to remove the keys from her ignition. She continued to wind the window up pinning the officer's right arm to the door frame.

"She then drove off dragging him along with her."

The policeman suffered serious injuries to his right arm, shoulder and chest and is expected to undergo further surgery.


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Universal names don't fit on Driver's Licenses....
Title: Re: Witch drags Cop...
Post by: The Johnny on August 04, 2010, 04:48:47 PM
Look what i found - I win a billion internets  :p


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Title: Re: Witch drags Cop...
Post by: Richter on August 04, 2010, 05:09:03 PM
I'm amazed "Universal Law" was able to develop with the thinking that it's OK to be a dick to someone better armed than you. :lulz:
Title: Re: Witch drags Cop...
Post by: Adios on August 04, 2010, 05:12:36 PM
Central Command must have told her to plead guilty and stop drawing attention to the other aliens.
Title: Re: Witch drags Cop...
Post by: Stelpa on August 04, 2010, 05:20:28 PM
Witches are amusing  :roll:
Title: Re: Witch drags Cop...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 04, 2010, 05:28:19 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 04, 2010, 05:12:36 PM
Central Command must have told her to plead guilty and stop drawing attention to the other aliens.

Nah she's just a decoy to deflect attention away from the true reptilian agenda.
Title: Re: Witch drags Cop...
Post by: Adios on August 04, 2010, 05:30:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 04, 2010, 05:28:19 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 04, 2010, 05:12:36 PM
Central Command must have told her to plead guilty and stop drawing attention to the other aliens.

Nah she's just a decoy to deflect attention away from the true reptilian agenda.

Ah, the smokescreen approach! Is Obama one of them too?
Title: Re: Witch drags Cop...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 04, 2010, 05:33:30 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 04, 2010, 05:30:15 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 04, 2010, 05:28:19 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 04, 2010, 05:12:36 PM
Central Command must have told her to plead guilty and stop drawing attention to the other aliens.

Nah she's just a decoy to deflect attention away from the true reptilian agenda.

Ah, the smokescreen approach! Is Obama one of them too?

That remains to be seen, but the people who would say so are also retarded over Palin.
More smokescreens! GAAAHHH!!
Title: Re: Witch drags Cop...
Post by: Cain on August 04, 2010, 05:56:08 PM
Obama is not qualified to be the President of the United States because he was never born - he was hatched from a Reptilian egg in the lower 4th dimension, which is not part of the territorial jurisdiction of the United States of America.
Title: Re: Witch drags Cop...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 04, 2010, 06:04:19 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 04, 2010, 05:56:08 PM
Obama is not qualified to be the President of the United States because he was never born - he was hatched from a Reptilian egg in the lower 4th dimension, which is not part of the territorial jurisdiction of the United States of America.

That's a minor detail. Most presidents are not qualified for other reasons.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Witch drags Cop...
Post by: Adios on August 04, 2010, 06:05:04 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 04, 2010, 06:04:19 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 04, 2010, 05:56:08 PM
Obama is not qualified to be the President of the United States because he was never born - he was hatched from a Reptilian egg in the lower 4th dimension, which is not part of the territorial jurisdiction of the United States of America.

That's a minor detail. Most presidents are not qualified for other reasons.  :lulz:

But Obama is obviously an alien puppet!
Title: Re: Witch drags Cop...
Post by: Cain on August 04, 2010, 06:08:25 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 04, 2010, 06:04:19 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 04, 2010, 05:56:08 PM
Obama is not qualified to be the President of the United States because he was never born - he was hatched from a Reptilian egg in the lower 4th dimension, which is not part of the territorial jurisdiction of the United States of America.

That's a minor detail. Most presidents are not qualified for other reasons.  :lulz:

Not to the (currently fictional) "Cracker Movement", who insist such hatching means the false President should be impeached.
Title: Re: Witch drags Cop...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 04, 2010, 06:09:59 PM
Yip we can! Uh-huh
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Title: Re: Witch drags Cop...
Post by: LMNO on August 04, 2010, 06:11:47 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 04, 2010, 06:08:25 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 04, 2010, 06:04:19 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 04, 2010, 05:56:08 PM
Obama is not qualified to be the President of the United States because he was never born - he was hatched from a Reptilian egg in the lower 4th dimension, which is not part of the territorial jurisdiction of the United States of America.

That's a minor detail. Most presidents are not qualified for other reasons.  :lulz:

Not to the (currently fictional) "Cracker Movement", who insist such hatching means the false President should be impeached.


Paging the AWS...
Title: Re: Witch drags Cop...
Post by: Cain on August 04, 2010, 06:16:23 PM
I just want crazy white racists to refer to themselves as "Crackers", and will find the flimsiest reasons in the world to get them to do it.
Title: Re: Witch drags Cop...
Post by: Adios on August 04, 2010, 06:19:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 04, 2010, 06:16:23 PM
I just want crazy white racists to refer to themselves as "Crackers", and will find the flimsiest reasons in the world to get them to do it.

Make it an acronym.
Title: Re: Witch drags Cop...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 04, 2010, 06:21:27 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 04, 2010, 06:05:04 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 04, 2010, 06:04:19 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 04, 2010, 05:56:08 PM
Obama is not qualified to be the President of the United States because he was never born - he was hatched from a Reptilian egg in the lower 4th dimension, which is not part of the territorial jurisdiction of the United States of America.

That's a minor detail. Most presidents are not qualified for other reasons.  :lulz:

But Obama is obviously an alien puppet!

I suppose you're right, but this intel is coming from an outside source. Now, Biden is definitely a reptilian.
Title: Re: Witch drags Cop...
Post by: Iron Sulfide on August 04, 2010, 08:53:43 PM
too bad there was already a Crackers for Christ.