via StMae on #discord, who is currently at work so she couldn't post this on PD, and therefore had to relay this dead wrestling midgets and hookers incident via the more acceptable method of IRC chat:
(2010-08-05 19:17:13) StMae: OMG best headline everrrr http://www.metro.co.uk/news/696603-wrestling-midgets-killed-by-fake-hookers
Wrestling midgets killed by fake hookers (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/696603-wrestling-midgets-killed-by-fake-hookers)
The world of Mexican midget wrestling is in mourning after two of its most famous stars were apparently poisoned by fake prostitutes. [...]
Where else? Other than Russia.