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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 12:38:11 AM

Title: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 12:38:11 AM
For you older than 30 folk, what should I expect/get done now?
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 12:45:03 AM
And for you younger than 29 folk...

What would you like to say you have accomplished when you get to where I am now?
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: AFK on August 06, 2010, 01:06:24 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 12:38:11 AM
For you older than 30 folk, what should I expect/get done now?

Things turn grey, become less elastic, and/or start to fall off.  

Oh, and you're hair starts to change color too.  

If you have kids it goes along a bit faster. 
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: BabylonHoruv on August 06, 2010, 01:09:49 AM
Happy Birthday.

Things to expect, your teeth going bad, that started for me at about 30 and I take care of them a bit obsessively.  Losing your hair can start in your twenties or not till your 40's, but it seems to be an early 30's thing for most people.  People generally won't ask for ID for booze any longer.  Oh, and the women tend to be more aware of their own nature as sexual beings, and more willing to take some responsibility for their own satisfaction in that respect.
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 01:15:46 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on August 06, 2010, 01:09:49 AM
Happy Birthday.

Things to expect, your teeth going bad, that started for me at about 30 and I take care of them a bit obsessively.  Losing your hair can start in your twenties or not till your 40's, but it seems to be an early 30's thing for most people.  People generally won't ask for ID for booze any longer.  Oh, and the women tend to be more aware of their own nature as sexual beings, and more willing to take some responsibility for their own satisfaction in that respect.

Already well underway to going bald, and have a pretty cool gf, but thanks :)
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 01:16:43 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 06, 2010, 01:06:24 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 12:38:11 AM
For you older than 30 folk, what should I expect/get done now?

Things turn grey, become less elastic, and/or start to fall off.  

Oh, and you're hair starts to change color too.  

If you have kids it goes along a bit faster. 

Never been married, never had kids.
THough my younger sister has been a single mother 2 times in a row.
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Suu on August 06, 2010, 03:18:17 AM
Another August baby!



...SOON WE WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD! CHILDREN OF DRUNK NEW YEARS FUCKING UNITE!
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 06:01:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 06, 2010, 03:18:17 AM
Another August baby!



...SOON WE WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD! CHILDREN OF DRUNK NEW YEARS FUCKING UNITE!

Got you covered Suu, get that bastard on the left!
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 06, 2010, 06:24:27 AM
Coincidentally, I started the first year of my 20s recently.
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 06, 2010, 06:35:22 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 12:38:11 AM
For you older than 30 folk, what should I expect/get done now?

I think it has something to do with kids starting to play on your lawn
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 07:22:04 AM
Quote from: Cainad on August 06, 2010, 06:24:27 AM
Coincidentally, I started the first year of my 20s recently.

:argh!:

Whippersnapper
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 07:23:17 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 06, 2010, 06:35:22 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 12:38:11 AM
For you older than 30 folk, what should I expect/get done now?

I think it has something to do with kids started to play on your lawn

Give me another 5 years on that. Not going to rush it.

I'm also officially 29 now, since it's past midnight.
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Triple Zero on August 06, 2010, 09:32:53 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 12:38:11 AM
For you older than 30 folk, what should I expect/get done now?
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 12:45:03 AM
And for you younger than 29 folk...

What would you like to say you have accomplished when you get to where I am now?

Us exactly-29-folk are welcoming you to the crew, sir.



so um when I turn 30 (this september!) my hair will fall out??? :scared: GOD DAMNIT I LIKE MY HAIR (even if it already is grayer than any of you'd expect)
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Telarus on August 06, 2010, 09:42:02 AM
Happy Naked-And-Screaming-Shoved-Into-A-Whole-New-Dimension Day, Twid!!!!!
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 06, 2010, 02:15:55 PM
Happy belated birthday.....

It's all downhill from here!  :lulz:














.....Khara is really older than god... but sssshhhhhh he hates it when I tell people!
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: LMNO on August 06, 2010, 02:19:32 PM
Things start to hurt more.  Invest in ibuprophin.
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Suu on August 06, 2010, 02:23:09 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 06, 2010, 09:32:53 AM
so um when I turn 30 (this september!) my hair will fall out??? :scared: GOD DAMNIT I LIKE MY HAIR (even if it already is grayer than any of you'd expect)

NO! YOU WILL BE THE SEXIEST DUTCH 30 YEAR OLD I KNOW!

...Also my hair is really gray too.  :x
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: AFK on August 06, 2010, 02:26:09 PM
Also, if you're like me, and you've had metabolism like a mouse where you can eat lots of shit and not gain any weight. 

Yeah, that shit starts to slow down right about when you cross over to the 30s. 
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 04:30:38 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 06, 2010, 09:32:53 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 12:38:11 AM
For you older than 30 folk, what should I expect/get done now?
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 12:45:03 AM
And for you younger than 29 folk...

What would you like to say you have accomplished when you get to where I am now?

Us exactly-29-folk are welcoming you to the crew, sir.



so um when I turn 30 (this september!) my hair will fall out??? :scared: GOD DAMNIT I LIKE MY HAIR (even if it already is grayer than any of you'd expect)

Probably not. I started losing my hair slowly about 6 years ago. I got a head start on you.
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 04:31:45 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 06, 2010, 02:15:55 PM
Happy belated birthday.....

It's all downhill from here!  :lulz:

Nothing belated, lol, today's my birthday. Thanks!












.....Khara is really older than god... but sssshhhhhh he hates it when I tell people!
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 04:36:16 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 06, 2010, 02:26:09 PM
Also, if you're like me, and you've had metabolism like a mouse where you can eat lots of shit and not gain any weight. 

Yeah, that shit starts to slow down right about when you cross over to the 30s. 

Oh yeah, I'm already noticing some pudge
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 08:00:49 PM
My former vocalist picked a fight with me on a mutual friend's Facebook page.

He said among other things, that I was jealous of him and that everyone knows that...
Despite the fact that I'm not morbidly obese, have a job, don't live with my parents, actually have started up a musical project that is working out, don't and am not an asshole of lower than average competency in my native language and rational thought processes, and am pretty even tempered.

He looked like a moron and I didn't even have to say anything about it.  :lulz:

Best birthday present so far
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 06, 2010, 08:17:31 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 08:00:49 PM
My former vocalist picked a fight with me on a mutual friend's Facebook page.

He said among other things, that I was jealous of him and that everyone knows that...
Despite the fact that I'm not morbidly obese, have a job, don't live with my parents, actually have started up a musical project that is working out, don't and am not an asshole of lower than average competency in my native language and rational thought processes, and am pretty even tempered.

He looked like a moron and I didn't even have to say anything about it.  :lulz:

Best birthday present so far

And there is your first sign of "growing older" the monkeys amuse you so much more.  It's the little things in life that make each day just a little brighter... 
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 08:42:23 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 12:38:11 AM
For you older than 30 folk, what should I expect/get done now?

Sex becomes a thing of nightmares.  I believe I posted a podcast on this very subject.
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Hoser McRhizzy on August 06, 2010, 08:49:49 PM
Happy birthday, Twid!  :cheers:


If you haven't perfected pulling a cranky/bemused face yet, you've still got one year left to get it down pat.  You're going to need it (it's a lawn thing).
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: BadBeast on August 06, 2010, 09:02:00 PM
Happy Birthday Twid. It may be all downhill from here on in, but you won't have to pedal so hard.
Things to look forward to? **Thinks hard** Not much, hair dye, incontinence pants, erectile dysfunction, mid life crisis, and male pattern baldness.
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 09:03:16 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 06, 2010, 09:02:00 PM
Happy Birthday Twid. It may be all downhill from here on in, but you won't have to pedal so hard.
Things to look forward to? **Thinks hard** Not much, hair dye, incontinence pants, erectile dysfunction, mid life crisis, and male pattern baldness.

On the plus side, you get jaded and tend towards disturbing perversions.  And who doesn't like that?
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 06, 2010, 09:07:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 09:03:16 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 06, 2010, 09:02:00 PM
Happy Birthday Twid. It may be all downhill from here on in, but you won't have to pedal so hard.
Things to look forward to? **Thinks hard** Not much, hair dye, incontinence pants, erectile dysfunction, mid life crisis, and male pattern baldness.

On the plus side, you get jaded and tend towards disturbing perversions.  And who doesn't like that?

Quite true, disturbing perversions goes up higher on a woman's list with each passing year.

By 40 it's in your top 10  :wink:
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Kurt Christ on August 06, 2010, 11:58:33 PM
Happy birthday!

Today starts the first year of my 20s.
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 07, 2010, 12:47:37 AM
Quote from: Vartox on August 06, 2010, 11:58:33 PM
Happy birthday!

Today starts the first year of my 20s.
I hate you.

Oh, and we used up the planet.  That'll teach you.
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: BabylonHoruv on August 07, 2010, 01:15:44 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 06, 2010, 09:32:53 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 12:38:11 AM
For you older than 30 folk, what should I expect/get done now?
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 12:45:03 AM
And for you younger than 29 folk...

What would you like to say you have accomplished when you get to where I am now?

Us exactly-29-folk are welcoming you to the crew, sir.



so um when I turn 30 (this september!) my hair will fall out??? :scared: GOD DAMNIT I LIKE MY HAIR (even if it already is grayer than any of you'd expect)

Start and finish are very different.  I'm 32, it started to become noticable that my hair was thinning at 30, but I still have a full head of hair (well, when it isn't all shaved off like now)
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: BabylonHoruv on August 07, 2010, 01:16:18 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 06, 2010, 02:26:09 PM
Also, if you're like me, and you've had metabolism like a mouse where you can eat lots of shit and not gain any weight. 

Yeah, that shit starts to slow down right about when you cross over to the 30s. 

Slowed down for me at 25
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: NotPublished on August 07, 2010, 01:38:36 AM
Maybe if you started sleeping in vinegar you wouldn't have to worry about turning 30!  :argh!:

(also happy birthday)
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 07, 2010, 07:29:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 08:42:23 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2010, 12:38:11 AM
For you older than 30 folk, what should I expect/get done now?

Sex becomes a thing of nightmares.  I believe I posted a podcast on this very subject.

Uh oh... I'll have to listen and heed the warning.
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 07, 2010, 07:31:03 PM
Quote from: Nurse Rhizome on August 06, 2010, 08:49:49 PM
Happy birthday, Twid!  :cheers:


If you haven't perfected pulling a cranky/bemused face yet, you've still got one year left to get it down pat.  You're going to need it (it's a lawn thing).

Thanks Rhiz! I am probably going to have to work on that- I'll make use of a mirror
Title: Re: Tomorrow starts the last year of my 20s.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 07, 2010, 07:32:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 09:03:16 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 06, 2010, 09:02:00 PM
Happy Birthday Twid. It may be all downhill from here on in, but you won't have to pedal so hard.
Things to look forward to? **Thinks hard** Not much, hair dye, incontinence pants, erectile dysfunction, mid life crisis, and male pattern baldness.

On the plus side, you get jaded and tend towards disturbing perversions.  And who doesn't like that?

Seems like a fair trade off.

Thanks BB, btw, and everyone else for the happy birthdays!
Round 2 is tonight, with shooting pool