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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on August 08, 2010, 02:34:40 AM

Title: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 08, 2010, 02:34:40 AM
What the shitting asspolyps is up with the new retarded postcounts? Is this some blisshippie bullshit that we enacted to try to make this board more egalitarian?

And why the fuck would we WANT this place to be more egalitarian? This is fucking PD, you have to EARN the right to not have your ideas chopped into dogshit carpaccio for opening your noob mouth. It's bad enough we invited a bunch of pagan cunts over here without beating every last trace of paganinity out of them on the way in the door, now this?

what the fuck is this forum trying to turn into?

Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Chairman Risus on August 08, 2010, 02:43:49 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 08, 2010, 02:34:40 AM
What the shitting asspolyps is up with the new retarded postcounts? Is this some blisshippie bullshit that we enacted to try to make this board more egalitarian?

And why the fuck would we WANT this place to be more egalitarian? This is fucking PD, you have to EARN the right to not have your ideas chopped into dogshit carpaccio for opening your noob mouth. It's bad enough we invited a bunch of pagan cunts over here without beating every last trace of paganinity out of them on the way in the door, now this?

what the fuck is this forum trying to turn into?



Big words from a guy with a -22.35 km¹ postcount.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on August 08, 2010, 02:47:21 AM
Maybe the idea is to have people evaluating posts judged by the merit of the actual post rather than some numerical status?

Like, when someone comes in here and gripes about the lack of convention. Doesn't go so well.

I'm evaluating the shit out of your post.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on August 08, 2010, 02:50:48 AM
Quote from: Risus on August 08, 2010, 02:43:49 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 08, 2010, 02:34:40 AM
What the shitting asspolyps is up with the new retarded postcounts? Is this some blisshippie bullshit that we enacted to try to make this board more egalitarian?

And why the fuck would we WANT this place to be more egalitarian? This is fucking PD, you have to EARN the right to not have your ideas chopped into dogshit carpaccio for opening your noob mouth. It's bad enough we invited a bunch of pagan cunts over here without beating every last trace of paganinity out of them on the way in the door, now this?

what the fuck is this forum trying to turn into?



Big words from a guy with a -22.35 km¹ postcount.

Good strike, ol' chap. :lulz:
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: NotPublished on August 08, 2010, 02:52:13 AM
I didn't think there was a reason behind it but randomness; I prefer it over numbers ... it's not soo bad is it?
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 08, 2010, 02:57:51 AM
postcount is the only fucking clue i get when someone goes and changes their goddamned handle every fortnight!
I'm with ECH...... this shit's
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Telarus on August 08, 2010, 02:58:31 AM
Post counts are still on profile pages, but the section in the individual posts because TripleZero accidentally the whole thing on purpose.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: NotPublished on August 08, 2010, 02:59:07 AM
the handle changing thing does get really confusing though :lol:
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: BadBeast on August 08, 2010, 03:01:31 AM
I think it's cute.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on August 08, 2010, 03:03:34 AM
I think it needs an extra coat of paint.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Rumckle on August 08, 2010, 03:51:12 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 08, 2010, 02:57:51 AM
postcount is the only fucking clue i get when someone goes and changes their goddamned handle every fortnight!
I'm with ECH...... this shit's

It does give you an excuse not give a fuck when someone changes their handle constantly.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Adios on August 08, 2010, 04:23:49 AM
PD is now a more friendly, fluffy place. Please wipe your fucking feet, bastard.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Jasper on August 08, 2010, 06:24:18 AM
I like it.  It gives me a chance to look at the idea being posted before I have a chance to judge based on post count.

If I know someone by reputation (assuming they bother to keep their screen name for an appreciable length), I'm more likely to read and think first.  That hasn't changed.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Triple Zero on August 08, 2010, 10:36:41 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 08, 2010, 02:34:40 AM
What the shitting asspolyps is up with the new retarded postcounts? Is this some blisshippie bullshit that we enacted to try to make this board more egalitarian?

:omg:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25926.msg906026#msg906026

that's a thread in Meta-forum (where we usually discuss these sort of things), read it, and it will tell you that 1) we are just trying it out for a few weeks and 2) just about everybody seems to love it so far and 3) you can still view the postcounts if you click on the profile page.

edit: removed snark
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Cain on August 08, 2010, 10:53:53 AM
This will pay for itself within a year, in the sheer amount of noobs we don't have to put up with whining about postcounts.  That'll save at least 20 seconds of spare time, which I can put towards more fruitful enterprises, like masturbation or sleep.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Brotep on August 08, 2010, 02:04:11 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 08, 2010, 02:34:40 AM
What the shitting asspolyps is up with the new retarded postcounts? Is this some blisshippie bullshit that we enacted to try to make this board more egalitarian?

And why the fuck would we WANT this place to be more egalitarian? This is fucking PD, you have to EARN the right to not have your ideas chopped into dogshit carpaccio for opening your noob mouth. It's bad enough we invited a bunch of pagan cunts over here without beating every last trace of paganinity out of them on the way in the door, now this?

what the fuck is this forum trying to turn into?



What, you don't like Paganini?
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 08, 2010, 05:30:48 PM
ECH, I bet you're a bunch of fun to sit around with knitting and drinking.  :lulz:
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Dysnomia on August 08, 2010, 08:12:56 PM
or possibly quilting?   :lulz:
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: AFK on August 08, 2010, 09:01:02 PM
Or cross-stitching? 
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Dysnomia on August 08, 2010, 09:09:42 PM
Sounds like ECH's chakras are unbalanced, and he needs to get in touch with his familiar, but ONLY after properly calling quarters, and casting a circle.


:magick: :rpger:
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Suu on August 08, 2010, 09:33:07 PM
SIGILS. DO NOT FORGET.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 08, 2010, 11:32:40 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 08, 2010, 09:09:42 PM
Sounds like ECH's chakras are unbalanced, and he needs to get in touch with his familiar, but ONLY after properly calling quarters, and casting a circle.


:magick: :rpger:

HEY THERE, BABY, YOU WANNA BALANCE MY CHAKRAS?
\
:kojak:
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Dysnomia on August 09, 2010, 05:54:55 AM
I'LL SHARPEN UR ATHAME ALL RIGHT
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Requia ☣ on August 09, 2010, 07:02:25 AM
This should be fun the next time somebody changes handles and everyone shits all over 'the noob'  :lol:
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Lies on August 09, 2010, 07:15:29 AM
I have to admit, I do like this new post count system.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Cain on August 09, 2010, 08:18:19 AM
STFU n00blet or IWDYAFY.  Without lube.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Dalek on August 09, 2010, 08:27:27 AM
Now you won't see what a lurker I am!
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: NotPublished on August 09, 2010, 08:37:05 AM
Quote from: Brotep on August 08, 2010, 02:04:11 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 08, 2010, 02:34:40 AM
What the shitting asspolyps is up with the new retarded postcounts? Is this some blisshippie bullshit that we enacted to try to make this board more egalitarian?

And why the fuck would we WANT this place to be more egalitarian? This is fucking PD, you have to EARN the right to not have your ideas chopped into dogshit carpaccio for opening your noob mouth. It's bad enough we invited a bunch of pagan cunts over here without beating every last trace of paganinity out of them on the way in the door, now this?

what the fuck is this forum trying to turn into?



What, you don't like Paganini?

Paganini is my god!
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Payne on August 09, 2010, 10:25:33 AM
I missed my historic post taking me over 9000 posts  :cry:

~~~Payne: Made nine full spins of meat and never knew it.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on August 09, 2010, 10:36:06 AM
its nto as big an issue as, say, having the fucking shower not work.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Faust on August 09, 2010, 10:45:21 AM
I wanted to remove it completely from the thread index. Not because I give a damn about new people or old, its because it looks fucking ugly, its redundant information that is in the persons profile anyway. Trip came up with a more fun solution.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Cramulus on August 09, 2010, 02:19:11 PM
STARS are the new postcount



(http://www.digital-rapids.com/CaseStudies/CaseStudiesIndex/~/media/ImagesCaseStudies/cs_starz_logo_001.jpg)
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 09, 2010, 05:03:11 PM
I don't mind the new post count... For now. It may get a little tired after awhile. We'll see.

Oh, and I'm not so sure about beating the pagan out of them, but I'm all for beating some sense into just about anyone.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:09:36 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 09, 2010, 07:02:25 AM
This should be fun the next time somebody changes handles and everyone shits all over 'the noob'  :lol:

Didn't that already happen with Cram's alt?
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Jasper on August 09, 2010, 05:17:43 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:09:36 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 09, 2010, 07:02:25 AM
This should be fun the next time somebody changes handles and everyone shits all over 'the noob'  :lol:

Didn't that already happen with Cram's alt?

And me, when I stopped being Felix.  And I think some other people too.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Cramulus on August 09, 2010, 05:52:41 PM
what is the argument for postcounts, anyway?
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Cain on August 09, 2010, 05:54:28 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on August 09, 2010, 05:17:43 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:09:36 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 09, 2010, 07:02:25 AM
This should be fun the next time somebody changes handles and everyone shits all over 'the noob'  :lol:

Didn't that already happen with Cram's alt?

And me, when I stopped being Felix.  And I think some other people too.


Lys got it from me ITT without even having to change his username.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 09, 2010, 05:54:43 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 09, 2010, 05:52:41 PM
what is the argument for postcounts, anyway?

They want points to show they are winning at posting?
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: AFK on August 09, 2010, 05:58:39 PM
I don't think postcounts are all that important.  If it's about seniority, date registered is more pertinent.  There are people who've only been here a couple of years but have tons of posts and people who've been around longer than me and have less than half my posts.  But beyond that, it's really the content that should be measured or argued. 
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Kai on August 09, 2010, 06:30:54 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 09, 2010, 05:58:39 PM
I don't think postcounts are all that important.  If it's about seniority, date registered is more pertinent.  There are people who've only been here a couple of years but have tons of posts and people who've been around longer than me and have less than half my posts.  But beyond that, it's really the content that should be measured or argued. 

Nearly 6 years, baby.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Triple Zero on August 09, 2010, 06:41:47 PM
The only thing I ever used postcount for is when I didnt recognize someone's screenname and wanted to know if they were someone I might know already (in which case I still had to dig into their profile page) or a new person.

Also, it turns out a lot of people simply don't read Meta Forum? Cause we had this discussion there.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 09, 2010, 07:14:42 PM
what the fuck is a "meta forum"?

is that, like, a pamphlet that we put out on a semi-annual basis or something?
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Triple Zero on August 09, 2010, 07:18:39 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 09, 2010, 07:14:42 PM
what the fuck is a "meta forum"?

is that, like, a pamphlet that we put out on a semi-annual basis or something?

Uh, no it's this subforum:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?board=11.0

Where we discuss things about the forum. Like administrative things and/or changing things in the code.

Like we did for the postcount thingy, right about here: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25926.msg906026#msg906026

When two or three mods and some members seemed to be okay with it, a day later I started coding. But if you still hate it in a few weeks, I'll just revert it.

In the process of messing with the forum code, I also fixed a couple of bugs that had been polluting our Error Logs (see the Admin screen) for a long time. Which was successfull, cause checking now all I see is warnings over banned users and Rod Steward getting his password wrong.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Chairman Risus on August 09, 2010, 10:11:07 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on August 09, 2010, 10:36:06 AM
its nto as big an issue as, say, having the fucking shower not work.

The showers don't work on the forums, anyway.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Rumckle on August 10, 2010, 03:05:20 AM
And when they do, it's never a good thing.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 10, 2010, 08:23:31 AM
I want my post count to ONLY be measured in whales.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Brotep on August 10, 2010, 10:46:25 PM
My vote is for Thetans.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: BadBeast on August 10, 2010, 11:17:56 PM
Mine for milligrams.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Jasper on August 11, 2010, 07:19:04 AM
Posts should be measured in Flesch-Kincaid readability.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: the last yatto on August 11, 2010, 11:00:11 PM
YAY STARS :D
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 14, 2010, 03:15:23 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 09, 2010, 07:18:39 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 09, 2010, 07:14:42 PM
what the fuck is a "meta forum"?

is that, like, a pamphlet that we put out on a semi-annual basis or something?

Uh, no it's this subforum:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?board=11.0

Where we discuss things about the forum. Like administrative things and/or changing things in the code.

Like we did for the postcount thingy, right about here: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25926.msg906026#msg906026

When two or three mods and some members seemed to be okay with it, a day later I started coding. But if you still hate it in a few weeks, I'll just revert it.

In the process of messing with the forum code, I also fixed a couple of bugs that had been polluting our Error Logs (see the Admin screen) for a long time. Which was successfull, cause checking now all I see is warnings over banned users and Rod Steward getting his password wrong.

I honestly find it very endearing that you never get when I'm being facetious.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 14, 2010, 03:15:58 AM
also, I vote for Kelvins.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Jasper on August 14, 2010, 03:42:35 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 14, 2010, 03:15:58 AM
also, I vote for Kelvins.

"This is why I'm hot".
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Triple Zero on August 14, 2010, 08:41:04 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 14, 2010, 03:15:23 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 09, 2010, 07:18:39 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 09, 2010, 07:14:42 PM
what the fuck is a "meta forum"?

is that, like, a pamphlet that we put out on a semi-annual basis or something?

Uh, no it's this subforum:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?board=11.0

Where we discuss things about the forum. Like administrative things and/or changing things in the code.

Like we did for the postcount thingy, right about here: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25926.msg906026#msg906026

When two or three mods and some members seemed to be okay with it, a day later I started coding. But if you still hate it in a few weeks, I'll just revert it.

In the process of messing with the forum code, I also fixed a couple of bugs that had been polluting our Error Logs (see the Admin screen) for a long time. Which was successfull, cause checking now all I see is warnings over banned users and Rod Steward getting his password wrong.

I honestly find it very endearing that you never get when I'm being facetious.

We need a sort of :wrygrin: emoticon ...
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 15, 2010, 09:29:49 PM
I do tend to forget that my permanently affixed smirk can't be seen on the internet.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Epimetheus on August 15, 2010, 09:36:48 PM
I vote Dewey Decimal system.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Triple Zero on August 15, 2010, 10:07:33 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 15, 2010, 09:29:49 PM
I do tend to forget that my permanently affixed smirk can't be seen on the internet.

yeah but in this case, the :wrygrin: would have been for me
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 16, 2010, 06:26:31 PM
i think :wrygrin: would have been rendered unnecessary if ECH had :permanently affixed smirk: in his sig...

i don't know if wrygrin could be effectively captured in an emote....
hmm...
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Dysnomia on August 16, 2010, 08:12:28 PM
I would like my posts to be counted in either USD, GBP, or Euros.  I'd also like my laptop to spit out however much I've "earned" every time I post.   :D
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 22, 2012, 03:06:36 PM
Quote from: Chairman Risus on August 08, 2010, 02:43:49 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 08, 2010, 02:34:40 AM
What the shitting asspolyps is up with the new retarded postcounts? Is this some blisshippie bullshit that we enacted to try to make this board more egalitarian?

And why the fuck would we WANT this place to be more egalitarian? This is fucking PD, you have to EARN the right to not have your ideas chopped into dogshit carpaccio for opening your noob mouth. It's bad enough we invited a bunch of pagan cunts over here without beating every last trace of paganinity out of them on the way in the door, now this?

what the fuck is this forum trying to turn into?



Big words from a guy with a -22.35 km¹ postcount.

Still top dog for the best post of the decade.
Title: Re: OK, cockwaffles, this is seriously the last straw.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 24, 2012, 05:38:59 PM
:lulz: