Rhode Island's is a joke, Frank Caprio is going to win because he's Italian and uncontested in the Democratic Party, and Chafee is running as an independent because it's not cool to be a Republican and win in this state, and there's a handful of other indies who I've never heard of in my life. There's a couple of Republicans that I've also never heard of, though Victor Moffit used to be a state representative.
...It's already been rated as a toss up.
Therefore, let's make fun of Florida.
RICK SCOTT LOOKS LIKE VOLDEMORT OMFG DON'T VOTE FOR THIS GUY.
http://whalemaidenmusings.wordpress.com/2010/06/30/rick-scott-looks-like-tom-riddle-lord-voldemort/
Not to mention he's creepy, as only conservatives can be.