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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: DiscoUkulele on August 09, 2010, 04:30:17 PM

Title: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: DiscoUkulele on August 09, 2010, 04:30:17 PM
Moscow Deaths Double Amid Smog And Heath Wave (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/09/moscow-deaths-double-amid_n_675396.html)

Russia is having massive, widespread wildfires due to a major heatwave, and the fires are producing toxic smog.

Quote from: Huffington PostDeaths in Moscow have doubled to an average of 700 people a day as the Russian capital is engulfed by poisonous smog from wildfires and a sweltering heat wave, a top health official said Monday.

Moscow health chief Andrei Seltsovky blamed weeks of unprecedented heat and suffocating smog for the rise in mortality compared to the same time last year, Russian news agencies reported. He said city morgues were nearly overflowing, filled with 1,300 bodies, close to their capacity.

Acrid smog blanketed Moscow for a six straight day Monday, with concentrations of carbon monoxide and other poisonous substances two to three times higher than what is considered safe. Those airborne pollutants reached a record over the weekend – exceeding the safe limit by nearly seven times.

About 550 separate blazes were burning nationwide Monday, mainly across western Russia, including about 40 around Moscow, according to the Emergencies Ministry. Forest and peat bog fires have been triggered by the most intense heat wave in 130 years of record keeping.

(http://static.businessinsider.com/image/4c5c62307f8b9a347bd70000/motdfire.jpg)

To make matters worse, the fires are threatening a nuclear facility in Snezhinsk (http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/fire-threatens-russian-nuclear-center/story-e6frf7k6-1225902820571).

(http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/ap/aptopix%20russia%20fires-133704637_v2.grid-6x2.jpg)
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Aucoq on August 09, 2010, 04:32:23 PM
Holy shit!  I didn't realize the situation was that bad.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Don Coyote on August 09, 2010, 04:37:07 PM
>.>

I don't know how I feel about this.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: DiscoUkulele on August 09, 2010, 04:41:42 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 09, 2010, 04:37:07 PM
>.>

I don't know how I feel about this.

:?

In what way?
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Adios on August 09, 2010, 04:45:44 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 09, 2010, 04:37:07 PM
>.>

I don't know how I feel about this.

WTF?
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: AFK on August 09, 2010, 04:48:09 PM
 :popcorn:

This should be fun. 
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Don Coyote on August 09, 2010, 04:52:00 PM
So, why is this smog so much more poisonous than normal smoke?
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Adios on August 09, 2010, 04:55:09 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 09, 2010, 04:52:00 PM
So, why is this smog so much more poisonous than normal smoke?

I think we should back up to where you don't know how to feel about this.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 09, 2010, 05:04:35 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 09, 2010, 04:55:09 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 09, 2010, 04:52:00 PM
So, why is this smog so much more poisonous than normal smoke?

I think we should back up to where you don't know how to feel about this.

This. You can't really throw out a statement like that and not explain the idea behind your ambivalence.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: AFK on August 09, 2010, 05:11:37 PM
Backpedal faster!  I hear banjos!
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: pharmakon on August 09, 2010, 05:17:22 PM
HS:
QuoteCountries such as the US, Britain, France and Germany, have advised their citizens against making any non-essential trips into areas hit by forest and peat bog fires.

Russia's chief medical officer Gennadi Onishtshenko blasted the official warnings as an "unfriendly gesture".

Very rude indeed.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Adios on August 09, 2010, 05:54:23 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 09, 2010, 04:37:07 PM
>.>

I don't know how I feel about this.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.
Ron White
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Don Coyote on August 09, 2010, 05:55:12 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 09, 2010, 05:54:23 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 09, 2010, 04:37:07 PM
>.>

I don't know how I feel about this.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.
Ron White

Are you drunk again?
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Adios on August 09, 2010, 05:55:40 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 09, 2010, 05:55:12 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 09, 2010, 05:54:23 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 09, 2010, 04:37:07 PM
>.>

I don't know how I feel about this.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.
Ron White

Are you drunk again?

Sober as a judge.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: AFK on August 09, 2010, 06:00:29 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 09, 2010, 05:55:12 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 09, 2010, 05:54:23 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 09, 2010, 04:37:07 PM
>.>

I don't know how I feel about this.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.
Ron White

Are you drunk again?

Meanwhile, please elaborate on the post in question. 
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Don Coyote on August 09, 2010, 06:01:56 PM
I am not sure whether to be amused by the wide spread disaster or sadden by the death toll.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: DiscoUkulele on August 09, 2010, 06:04:15 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 09, 2010, 06:01:56 PM
I am not sure whether to be amused by the wide spread disaster or sadden by the death toll.

LOL PEOPLE DYING IS A FUCKIN RIOT  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:04:43 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 09, 2010, 04:52:00 PM
So, why is this smog so much more poisonous than normal smoke?

Because Russia dipped itself in pollutants for 70+ years.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Adios on August 09, 2010, 06:05:00 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 09, 2010, 06:01:56 PM
I am not sure whether to be amused by the wide spread disaster or sadden by the death toll.

WTF is wrong with you?
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:05:14 PM
Quote from: DiscoUkulele on August 09, 2010, 06:04:15 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 09, 2010, 06:01:56 PM
I am not sure whether to be amused by the wide spread disaster or sadden by the death toll.

LOL PEOPLE DYING IS A FUCKIN RIOT  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

It is if you're a misanthrope.  
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: DiscoUkulele on August 09, 2010, 06:06:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:05:14 PM
Quote from: DiscoUkulele on August 09, 2010, 06:04:15 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 09, 2010, 06:01:56 PM
I am not sure whether to be amused by the wide spread disaster or sadden by the death toll.

LOL PEOPLE DYING IS A FUCKIN RIOT  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

It is if you're a misanthrope.  

Erm. I hope you realize I was being sarcastic.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:06:51 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 09, 2010, 06:05:00 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 09, 2010, 06:01:56 PM
I am not sure whether to be amused by the wide spread disaster or sadden by the death toll.

WTF is wrong with you?

I can't answer for him, but I couldn't give a shit less, as my monkeysphere doesn't extend to Russia.

On the other hand, 70 years of their pollution is on its way here.

Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:07:17 PM
Quote from: DiscoUkulele on August 09, 2010, 06:06:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:05:14 PM
Quote from: DiscoUkulele on August 09, 2010, 06:04:15 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 09, 2010, 06:01:56 PM
I am not sure whether to be amused by the wide spread disaster or sadden by the death toll.

LOL PEOPLE DYING IS A FUCKIN RIOT  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

It is if you're a misanthrope.  

Erm. I hope you realize I was being sarcastic.

I did, and I was disagreeing with your actual sentiment.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Adios on August 09, 2010, 06:08:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:06:51 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 09, 2010, 06:05:00 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 09, 2010, 06:01:56 PM
I am not sure whether to be amused by the wide spread disaster or sadden by the death toll.

WTF is wrong with you?

I can't answer for him, but I couldn't give a shit less, as my monkeysphere doesn't extend to Russia.

On the other hand, 70 years of their pollution is on its way here.



Then it can mix with 70 years of our pollution.  I think it's a fucking tragedy that so many are dying and suffering.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: DiscoUkulele on August 09, 2010, 06:08:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:07:17 PM
Quote from: DiscoUkulele on August 09, 2010, 06:06:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:05:14 PM
Quote from: DiscoUkulele on August 09, 2010, 06:04:15 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 09, 2010, 06:01:56 PM
I am not sure whether to be amused by the wide spread disaster or sadden by the death toll.

LOL PEOPLE DYING IS A FUCKIN RIOT  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

It is if you're a misanthrope.  

Erm. I hope you realize I was being sarcastic.

I did, and I was disagreeing with your actual sentiment.

...I was mocking The Great Bovinity. Look at the rest of the thread. I genuinely don't understand why anyone wouldn't be able to decide if they should think this hilarious or sad.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:12:29 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 09, 2010, 06:08:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:06:51 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 09, 2010, 06:05:00 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 09, 2010, 06:01:56 PM
I am not sure whether to be amused by the wide spread disaster or sadden by the death toll.

WTF is wrong with you?

I can't answer for him, but I couldn't give a shit less, as my monkeysphere doesn't extend to Russia.

On the other hand, 70 years of their pollution is on its way here.



Then it can mix with 70 years of our pollution.  I think it's a fucking tragedy that so many are dying and suffering.

Our pollution wouldn't even make a splash.

Seriously, Russia is a toxic waste dump, from Moscow to Kamchatka.

And I honestly couldn't give a fuck about the Russians.  This may make me a bad person, but I shall try not to lose any sleep over it.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Don Coyote on August 09, 2010, 06:13:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:06:51 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 09, 2010, 06:05:00 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 09, 2010, 06:01:56 PM
I am not sure whether to be amused by the wide spread disaster or sadden by the death toll.

WTF is wrong with you?

I can't answer for him, but I couldn't give a shit less, as my monkeysphere doesn't extend to Russia.

On the other hand, 70 years of their pollution is on its way here.


Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:13:42 PM
Quote from: DiscoUkulele on August 09, 2010, 06:08:57 PM

...I was mocking The Great Bovinity. Look at the rest of the thread. I genuinely don't understand why anyone wouldn't be able to decide if they should think this hilarious or sad.

Because 70+ years of putting up with shitty government and shitting in their own nest has come back to haunt them?

Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Adios on August 09, 2010, 06:15:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:13:42 PM
Quote from: DiscoUkulele on August 09, 2010, 06:08:57 PM

...I was mocking The Great Bovinity. Look at the rest of the thread. I genuinely don't understand why anyone wouldn't be able to decide if they should think this hilarious or sad.

Because 70+ years of putting up with shitty government and shitting in their own nest has come back to haunt them?



The same could be said about the US.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:15:28 PM
In fact, if that sort of thinking wouldn't fuck me and mine over it, I'd encourage it, because it would mean less goddamn primates on my planet.

It's also not a patch on what's happening in central Africa, but you don't hear anyone bitching about that.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:17:42 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 09, 2010, 06:15:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:13:42 PM
Quote from: DiscoUkulele on August 09, 2010, 06:08:57 PM

...I was mocking The Great Bovinity. Look at the rest of the thread. I genuinely don't understand why anyone wouldn't be able to decide if they should think this hilarious or sad.

Because 70+ years of putting up with shitty government and shitting in their own nest has come back to haunt them?



The same could be said about the US.

There's no comparison at all.

There is a difference between "bad" and "apocalyptic".

Are you seriously comparing the US government with the Russian government from Stalin to Kruschev?  Obama to Putin?  New Jersey to HUGE fucking radioactive and/or toxic lakes of sludge in Yakutsk?

For real?
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Adios on August 09, 2010, 06:21:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:17:42 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 09, 2010, 06:15:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:13:42 PM
Quote from: DiscoUkulele on August 09, 2010, 06:08:57 PM

...I was mocking The Great Bovinity. Look at the rest of the thread. I genuinely don't understand why anyone wouldn't be able to decide if they should think this hilarious or sad.

Because 70+ years of putting up with shitty government and shitting in their own nest has come back to haunt them?



The same could be said about the US.

There's no comparison at all.

There is a difference between "bad" and "apocalyptic".

Are you seriously comparing the US government with the Russian government from Stalin to Kruschev?  Obama to Putin?  New Jersey to HUGE fucking radioactive and/or toxic lakes of sludge in Yakutsk?

For real?

No. I am saying that we have a shitty government and we do nothing about it. I am saying we polluted the hell out of this country. I remember a river in Ohio burning for a long time, for example. How about the desert where we conducted nuclear tests. Or the salt mines where we store nuclear waste? Or Moscow, Idaho where we put all kinds of bad shit.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:25:25 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 09, 2010, 06:21:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:17:42 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 09, 2010, 06:15:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:13:42 PM
Quote from: DiscoUkulele on August 09, 2010, 06:08:57 PM

...I was mocking The Great Bovinity. Look at the rest of the thread. I genuinely don't understand why anyone wouldn't be able to decide if they should think this hilarious or sad.

Because 70+ years of putting up with shitty government and shitting in their own nest has come back to haunt them?



The same could be said about the US.

There's no comparison at all.

There is a difference between "bad" and "apocalyptic".

Are you seriously comparing the US government with the Russian government from Stalin to Kruschev?  Obama to Putin?  New Jersey to HUGE fucking radioactive and/or toxic lakes of sludge in Yakutsk?

For real?

No. I am saying that we have a shitty government and we do nothing about it. I am saying we polluted the hell out of this country. I remember a river in Ohio burning for a long time, for example. How about the desert where we conducted nuclear tests. Or the salt mines where we store nuclear waste? Or Moscow, Idaho where we put all kinds of bad shit.

We have a substandard government.  A SHITTY government would have allowed the environmental practices of the 1890s to continue indefinitely, which would have put us in the same boat as Russia.  Richard Nixon, of all people, put a stop to that once and for all.  And he was elected by the people, right?  When's the last time your air was yellow?  When's the last time you saw those river fires?  You can eat fish out of Lake Erie, now.

The examples you give are bad areas.  If you extended those bad areas to all of America except Nebraska, you'd have Russia.

Demanding a better government is one thing.  Putting the American government on par with the Russians is another.  It's hyperbole, which means it's an exaggeration, which means it isn't the truth.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Triple Zero on August 09, 2010, 06:31:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:04:43 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 09, 2010, 04:52:00 PM
So, why is this smog so much more poisonous than normal smoke?

Because Russia dipped itself in pollutants for 70+ years.

Also, I'm not sure how much more poisonous this smog is than "normal" smoke, but normal smoke is also pretty poisonous. Especially if you can't go anywhere where it isn't.

It's fucking hot right now in Moskow and a lot of buildings and people do not have airco.

I read about it in the paper this morning, front page always has a huge pic, it was a quite a bit more disconcerting than the one posted ITT.

Apparently they have opened all the public buildings that do have airco, for people that want to get away from the smoke, especially old people.

Also there's a bunch of help centers set up, where people can go if they have problems with the smoke, but the journalist only saw one person there, who kind of apologetically said "well, because it's so warm at home". Apparently it's Russian culture to just suck it up. Literally, in this case.

I did find these pictures on their website, but not the one of Moskow:

http://www.nrcnext.nl/beeld/2010/08/03/bosbranden-nabij-het-stadje-kadanok-in-rusland/
http://www.nrcnext.nl/beeld/2010/08/01/bosbranden-breiden-zich-in-een-rap-tempo-uit-door-aanhoudende-hitte-en-droogte-in-voronezh-500-km-ten-zuiden-van-moskou-rusland/
http://www.nrcnext.nl/beeld/2010/07/29/bosbrand-nabij-de-stad-shatura-in-rusland/

they are pretty awesome pictures. but more like "awesome" in the biblical sense of the word.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Don Coyote on August 09, 2010, 06:41:55 PM
Reminds me of home.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on August 09, 2010, 06:46:22 PM
So S.T.A.L.K.E.R. might soon be a reality?
Im ok with this.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Xooxe on August 09, 2010, 07:18:45 PM
I know you're talking about the video game, but a handful of the cast and crew of the film made in 1979 ended up dying of cancer a few years after exposure to polluted water on location.

Just to add a bit of waste disposal trivia.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on August 10, 2010, 08:29:51 PM
QuoteMOSCOW – Prime Minister Vladimir Putin climbed into a firefighting plane Tuesday and dumped water on two of the hundreds of wildfires sweeping through western Russia and cloaking Moscow in a suffocating smog.

Putin has been a very visible leader in the battle against the fires, which have caused billions of dollars in damage and left thousands homeless in the past two weeks. He has demanded that soldiers help overstretched firefighting brigades and has walked through smoldering villages, consoling residents and promising them new homes by fall.

But with his once sky-high approval ratings dropping — and sociologists warning that discontent could grow as the fires and a severe drought take their toll — Putin has not let up.

He took off Tuesday in a Be-200 firefighting plane and then moved into the copilot's seat. Television footage showed him pushing a button to unleash water on blazing forest fires about 120 miles (200 kilometers) southeast of Moscow.

After hitting the button, Putin glanced toward the pilot and asked, "Was that OK?"

The response: "A direct hit!"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100810/ap_on_bi_ge/eu_russia_fires


Goddamn Putins a badass.

I seriously want to move to Russia now.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 10, 2010, 08:54:31 PM
Quote from: Kingderp on August 10, 2010, 08:29:51 PM
QuoteMOSCOW – Prime Minister Vladimir Putin climbed into a firefighting plane Tuesday and dumped water on two of the hundreds of wildfires sweeping through western Russia and cloaking Moscow in a suffocating smog.

Putin has been a very visible leader in the battle against the fires, which have caused billions of dollars in damage and left thousands homeless in the past two weeks. He has demanded that soldiers help overstretched firefighting brigades and has walked through smoldering villages, consoling residents and promising them new homes by fall.

But with his once sky-high approval ratings dropping — and sociologists warning that discontent could grow as the fires and a severe drought take their toll — Putin has not let up.

He took off Tuesday in a Be-200 firefighting plane and then moved into the copilot's seat. Television footage showed him pushing a button to unleash water on blazing forest fires about 120 miles (200 kilometers) southeast of Moscow.

After hitting the button, Putin glanced toward the pilot and asked, "Was that OK?"

The response: "A direct hit!"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100810/ap_on_bi_ge/eu_russia_fires


Goddamn Putins a badass.

I seriously want to move to Russia now.

Fixed. But I'll give you that, it's cooler than what our presidents would do.

You don't want to move to Russia. There's a reason why they keep moving to the US, and it ain't to get married to our "eligible bachelors."
Rossiya nye khoroshaya, poyetomu.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 10, 2010, 09:02:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:12:29 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 09, 2010, 06:08:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:06:51 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 09, 2010, 06:05:00 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 09, 2010, 06:01:56 PM
I am not sure whether to be amused by the wide spread disaster or sadden by the death toll.

WTF is wrong with you?

I can't answer for him, but I couldn't give a shit less, as my monkeysphere doesn't extend to Russia.

On the other hand, 70 years of their pollution is on its way here.



Then it can mix with 70 years of our pollution.  I think it's a fucking tragedy that so many are dying and suffering.

Our pollution wouldn't even make a splash.

Seriously, Russia is a toxic waste dump, from Moscow to Kamchatka.

And I honestly couldn't give a fuck about the Russians.  This may make me a bad person, but I shall try not to lose any sleep over it.

I have too many things in the direct realm of my existance that take precedence over this. 

Yes, it sucks to be Russian.  But then again, hasn't it always?  If there was any country in the world that should have had it's citizen's revolt and blow up the government, it is Russia.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 10, 2010, 09:04:57 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 10, 2010, 09:02:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:12:29 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 09, 2010, 06:08:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:06:51 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 09, 2010, 06:05:00 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 09, 2010, 06:01:56 PM
I am not sure whether to be amused by the wide spread disaster or sadden by the death toll.

WTF is wrong with you?

I can't answer for him, but I couldn't give a shit less, as my monkeysphere doesn't extend to Russia.

On the other hand, 70 years of their pollution is on its way here.



Then it can mix with 70 years of our pollution.  I think it's a fucking tragedy that so many are dying and suffering.

Our pollution wouldn't even make a splash.

Seriously, Russia is a toxic waste dump, from Moscow to Kamchatka.

And I honestly couldn't give a fuck about the Russians.  This may make me a bad person, but I shall try not to lose any sleep over it.

I have too many things in the direct realm of my existance that take precedence over this. 

Yes, it sucks to be Russian.  But then again, hasn't it always?  If there was any country in the world that should have had it's citizen's revolt and blow up the government, it is Russia.

Yeah, the Bolshevic revolution worked out so well for them.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 10, 2010, 09:10:48 PM
Don't forget the more recent coup against Gorbachov and how well that is doing for them.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Nawaxo on August 10, 2010, 09:15:47 PM
Well, at least there aren't any forest full of americium from a broken nuclear reactor or something. No wait-
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Da6s on August 10, 2010, 09:16:56 PM
Quote from: Kingderp on August 10, 2010, 08:29:51 PM


Goddamn Putins a badass.

I seriously want to move to Russia now.

(http://en.rian.ru/images/16014/67/160146707.jpg)
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 10, 2010, 09:24:49 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 10, 2010, 09:04:57 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 10, 2010, 09:02:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:12:29 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 09, 2010, 06:08:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:06:51 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 09, 2010, 06:05:00 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 09, 2010, 06:01:56 PM
I am not sure whether to be amused by the wide spread disaster or sadden by the death toll.

WTF is wrong with you?

I can't answer for him, but I couldn't give a shit less, as my monkeysphere doesn't extend to Russia.

On the other hand, 70 years of their pollution is on its way here.



Then it can mix with 70 years of our pollution.  I think it's a fucking tragedy that so many are dying and suffering.

Our pollution wouldn't even make a splash.

Seriously, Russia is a toxic waste dump, from Moscow to Kamchatka.

And I honestly couldn't give a fuck about the Russians.  This may make me a bad person, but I shall try not to lose any sleep over it.

I have too many things in the direct realm of my existance that take precedence over this. 

Yes, it sucks to be Russian.  But then again, hasn't it always?  If there was any country in the world that should have had it's citizen's revolt and blow up the government, it is Russia.

Yeah, the Bolshevic revolution worked out so well for them.

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 10, 2010, 09:10:48 PM
Don't forget the more recent coup against Gorbachov and how well that is doing for them.

I'm sorry, I should have said successfully and by using their brains, blow up the government.  As obviously any attempts they may have made have been for shit!

Damn.  The point was, there are way to many fucking people in that country not to be able to stage a successful revolt.  Cain, Dok, many here could have control of that crap country within days if they went over and made the effort.

In any event, I don't care about Russia.....  Yes it is sad, but I can't help them.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 10, 2010, 09:35:56 PM
I'm agreeing with you. I'm just saying Russia is a mess one way or the other. I'm a little more invested in Russia since I know a few Russian immigrants who have family there, but, like I said, they moved here for a reason.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 10, 2010, 09:46:22 PM
I feel deeply for the people of Russia, and am currently in talks to sell one or both of my children for profit, so I can contribute financially to assist them.

-vex
Learned not be unsympathetic about stuff that doesn't bother him in the Oil Spill thread.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 10, 2010, 10:06:30 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 10, 2010, 09:46:22 PM
I feel deeply for the people of Russia, and am currently in talks to sell one or both of my children for profit, so I can contribute financially to assist them.

-vex
Learned not be unsympathetic about stuff that doesn't bother him in the Oil Spill thread.

:lol:
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 10, 2010, 10:39:38 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 10, 2010, 09:46:22 PM
I feel deeply for the people of Russia, and am currently in talks to sell one or both of my children for profit, so I can contribute financially to assist them.

-vex
Learned not be unsympathetic about stuff that doesn't bother him in the Oil Spill thread.

Just an FYI - do not try ebay, they aren't very nice about the selling of the children.... trust me on this!! :wink:

I would use craigslist or maybe a black market slave trader, I hear they get a good rate.  I just can't afford to buy mine back when the customer wants to strangle them.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Cain on August 11, 2010, 12:27:53 AM
Quote from: Khara on August 10, 2010, 09:24:49 PM
The point was, there are way to many fucking people in that country not to be able to stage a successful revolt.  Cain, Dok, many here could have control of that crap country within days if they went over and made the effort.

Dude...the FSB control Russia now.  That's to say, the old leadership of the KGB.  The people who came up with The Trust (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trust_Operation) and Active Measures (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_Measures).  They think in thoughts so twisted they have to use corkscrews to get them out of their brains.

As an aside, given all of Russian history, this is the equivalent of stubbing a toe.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: DiscoUkulele on August 11, 2010, 01:39:39 PM
So, Chernobyl-contaminated land is on fire (http://rawstory.com/rs/2010/0811/fires-hit-land-contaminated-chernobyl-disaster/).
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 11, 2010, 07:22:21 PM
Quote from: DiscoUkulele on August 11, 2010, 01:39:39 PM
So, Chernobyl-contaminated land is on fire (http://rawstory.com/rs/2010/0811/fires-hit-land-contaminated-chernobyl-disaster/).

Awesome.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Telarus on August 11, 2010, 08:23:24 PM
Self-roasting radioactive boars? Awesome.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 14, 2010, 03:47:58 AM
Quote from: Khara on August 10, 2010, 09:24:49 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 10, 2010, 09:04:57 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 10, 2010, 09:02:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:12:29 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 09, 2010, 06:08:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:06:51 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 09, 2010, 06:05:00 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 09, 2010, 06:01:56 PM
I am not sure whether to be amused by the wide spread disaster or sadden by the death toll.

WTF is wrong with you?

I can't answer for him, but I couldn't give a shit less, as my monkeysphere doesn't extend to Russia.

On the other hand, 70 years of their pollution is on its way here.



Then it can mix with 70 years of our pollution.  I think it's a fucking tragedy that so many are dying and suffering.

Our pollution wouldn't even make a splash.

Seriously, Russia is a toxic waste dump, from Moscow to Kamchatka.

And I honestly couldn't give a fuck about the Russians.  This may make me a bad person, but I shall try not to lose any sleep over it.

I have too many things in the direct realm of my existance that take precedence over this. 

Yes, it sucks to be Russian.  But then again, hasn't it always?  If there was any country in the world that should have had it's citizen's revolt and blow up the government, it is Russia.

Yeah, the Bolshevic revolution worked out so well for them.

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 10, 2010, 09:10:48 PM
Don't forget the more recent coup against Gorbachov and how well that is doing for them.

I'm sorry, I should have said successfully and by using their brains, blow up the government.  As obviously any attempts they may have made have been for shit!

Damn.  The point was, there are way to many fucking people in that country not to be able to stage a successful revolt.  Cain, Dok, many here could have control of that crap country within days if they went over and made the effort.

In any event, I don't care about Russia.....  Yes it is sad, but I can't help them.

the problem with revolutions/coups in Russia is that the people who form the new government are, invariably, still Russians.
Title: Re: Russia- Fucking Hell!
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on August 14, 2010, 04:17:07 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 14, 2010, 03:47:58 AM
Quote from: Khara on August 10, 2010, 09:24:49 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 10, 2010, 09:04:57 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 10, 2010, 09:02:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:12:29 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 09, 2010, 06:08:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 06:06:51 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 09, 2010, 06:05:00 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 09, 2010, 06:01:56 PM
I am not sure whether to be amused by the wide spread disaster or sadden by the death toll.

WTF is wrong with you?

I can't answer for him, but I couldn't give a shit less, as my monkeysphere doesn't extend to Russia.

On the other hand, 70 years of their pollution is on its way here.



Then it can mix with 70 years of our pollution.  I think it's a fucking tragedy that so many are dying and suffering.

Our pollution wouldn't even make a splash.

Seriously, Russia is a toxic waste dump, from Moscow to Kamchatka.

And I honestly couldn't give a fuck about the Russians.  This may make me a bad person, but I shall try not to lose any sleep over it.

I have too many things in the direct realm of my existance that take precedence over this. 

Yes, it sucks to be Russian.  But then again, hasn't it always?  If there was any country in the world that should have had it's citizen's revolt and blow up the government, it is Russia.
Yeah, the Bolshevic revolution worked out so well for them.

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 10, 2010, 09:10:48 PM
Don't forget the more recent coup against Gorbachov and how well that is doing for them.

I'm sorry, I should have said successfully and by using their brains, blow up the government.  As obviously any attempts they may have made have been for shit!

Damn.  The point was, there are way to many fucking people in that country not to be able to stage a successful revolt.  Cain, Dok, many here could have control of that crap country within days if they went over and made the effort.

In any event, I don't care about Russia.....  Yes it is sad, but I can't help them.

the problem with revolutions/coups in Russia is that the people who form the new government are, invariably, still Russians.

OUCH. Putins going to have to airdrop some water onto that BURN.
:putin: