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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Roaring Biscuit! on August 10, 2010, 02:04:20 AM

Title: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on August 10, 2010, 02:04:20 AM
Exactly how long did you intend to keep this from me?

(http://www.benekeith.com/upload/file_upload/file/973/Brooklyn_Black_Chocolate_Stout.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 10, 2010, 02:18:33 AM
You give that back.  It's not for you.  :argh!:
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2010, 02:23:51 AM
This is not for the English.
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on August 10, 2010, 02:26:42 AM
Well, the IRA knew about it some time ago. What are you insinuating?
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on August 10, 2010, 02:28:37 AM
its too late for you now, I found a cafe/bar that sells it in my town, along with a preposterous number of other obscure and exciting beers.

Nothing can stop my drunken chocolaty conquest.





Except alcohol poisoning.
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on August 10, 2010, 02:36:33 AM
And a sharp blow to the head.

That interrupted a bottle of Lagavulin couple years ago, and as I slowly piece together the little I've recalled in the time since... it may have been directly correlated.
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on August 10, 2010, 02:41:44 AM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on August 10, 2010, 02:28:37 AM
its too late for you now, I found a cafe/bar that sells it in my town, along with a preposterous number of other obscure and exciting beers.

Nothing can stop my drunken chocolaty conquest.





Except alcohol poisoning.

Or diabetes
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 10, 2010, 02:44:55 AM
haven't I mentioned this before in my beer review thread?
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Suu on August 10, 2010, 05:32:23 AM
It's a seasonal...the fact that you just now got it says a lot because that's their winter release.

LOL WE SEND ENGLAND OUR OLD BEER.
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Stelpa on August 10, 2010, 05:34:12 AM
I am 15 years old and what is beer? :P
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 10, 2010, 05:45:45 AM
It goes down smooth while watching the game... tastes great with steak... but unfortunately most monkeys can't handle it and it turns them into Nascar fans
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Richter on August 10, 2010, 12:50:03 PM
That's one of the most apt commentaries on beer I've heard yet.  Well played.
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Akara on August 10, 2010, 02:38:22 PM
I'm not a big fan of alcohol in general (mostly do to overuse a few years ago. ick) but weird flavored ones, like the chocolate stout, or raspberry lambic, are still good in my book!

Of course, i like wines and beers of across the pond better than here, cause they have less additives i think.
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 10, 2010, 05:16:55 PM
There are plenty of good beers from here.
Just not the popular (macro brew) ones.
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Akara on August 10, 2010, 05:21:52 PM
this is true, i am a fan of microbreweries. I've been considering for a long time brewing my own beer and such. I have odd preferences in alcohol, tho, cause I really don't like bitter or alcohol tastes.
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Stelpa on August 10, 2010, 06:17:53 PM
Quote from: Akara on August 10, 2010, 05:21:52 PM
I really don't like bitter or alcohol tastes.

So, you don't like beer that tastes like beer  :roll:
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 10, 2010, 06:41:49 PM
Quote from: nekk on August 10, 2010, 06:17:53 PM
Quote from: Akara on August 10, 2010, 05:21:52 PM
I really don't like bitter or alcohol tastes.

So, you don't like beer that tastes like beer  :roll:

Says the expert beer drinking 15 year old  :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2010, 06:43:17 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 10, 2010, 06:41:49 PM
Quote from: nekk on August 10, 2010, 06:17:53 PM
Quote from: Akara on August 10, 2010, 05:21:52 PM
I really don't like bitter or alcohol tastes.

So, you don't like beer that tastes like beer  :roll:

Says the expert beer drinking 15 year old  :lulz:

True.  At 15, a kid needs to concentrate on cheap, easily obtainable swill, rather than being all nit-picky.
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 10, 2010, 06:46:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2010, 06:43:17 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 10, 2010, 06:41:49 PM
Quote from: nekk on August 10, 2010, 06:17:53 PM
Quote from: Akara on August 10, 2010, 05:21:52 PM
I really don't like bitter or alcohol tastes.

So, you don't like beer that tastes like beer  :roll:

Says the expert beer drinking 15 year old  :lulz:

True.  At 15, a kid needs to concentrate on cheap, easily obtainable swill, rather than being all nit-picky.

Yeah, when I was 18, my friends and I basically drank Busch. Thank Christ I'm over 21 and can get good beer if I want to.
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Akara on August 10, 2010, 07:00:30 PM
Quote from: nekk on August 10, 2010, 06:17:53 PM
Quote from: Akara on August 10, 2010, 05:21:52 PM
I really don't like bitter or alcohol tastes.

So, you don't like beer that tastes like beer  :roll:

yeah, basically. which is why i don't drink it most of the time. there are some beers that taste better to me, so i drink those rarely, and beers from microbreweries without the sulfur or whatever they put in it I can sometimes take the more bitter, hopsy beers, but for the most part, not really my thing.
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 10, 2010, 07:09:37 PM
Quote from: Akara on August 10, 2010, 07:00:30 PM
Quote from: nekk on August 10, 2010, 06:17:53 PM
Quote from: Akara on August 10, 2010, 05:21:52 PM
I really don't like bitter or alcohol tastes.

So, you don't like beer that tastes like beer  :roll:

yeah, basically. which is why i don't drink it most of the time. there are some beers that taste better to me, so i drink those rarely, and beers from microbreweries without the sulfur or whatever they put in it I can sometimes take the more bitter, hopsy beers, but for the most part, not really my thing.

I'm actually pretty fond of the bitter stuff. But then I tend to like things with a little bit of flavor intensity. The more hops the better. Though, it should be noted that beer in general doesn't have a very strong alcoholic taste. I'm kind of an ale/porter/stout guy. Not very big on lagers or pilsners.
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Akara on August 10, 2010, 07:18:12 PM
I like belgians, and there have been a few ales from local breweries that I've liked, such as sierra blanca's roswell alien amber ale. I thought it was tastey. but don't look it up, cause apparently i'm the only one who likes it.
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 10, 2010, 08:05:52 PM
Quote from: Akara on August 10, 2010, 07:18:12 PM
I like belgians, and there have been a few ales from local breweries that I've liked, such as sierra blanca's roswell alien amber ale. I thought it was tastey. but don't look it up, cause apparently i'm the only one who likes it.

I'm always down for trying a new beer. I'll keep it in mind.
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Xooxe on August 10, 2010, 09:28:58 PM
GRIMBERGEN. :gif-of-someone-salivating-to-death:
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Akara on August 10, 2010, 11:03:38 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 10, 2010, 08:05:52 PM
Quote from: Akara on August 10, 2010, 07:18:12 PM
I like belgians, and there have been a few ales from local breweries that I've liked, such as sierra blanca's roswell alien amber ale. I thought it was tastey. but don't look it up, cause apparently i'm the only one who likes it.

I'm always down for trying a new beer. I'll keep it in mind.

it seems a lot of the local brews here in NM are pretty good.
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 10, 2010, 11:25:08 PM
Quote from: Akara on August 10, 2010, 11:03:38 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 10, 2010, 08:05:52 PM
Quote from: Akara on August 10, 2010, 07:18:12 PM
I like belgians, and there have been a few ales from local breweries that I've liked, such as sierra blanca's roswell alien amber ale. I thought it was tastey. but don't look it up, cause apparently i'm the only one who likes it.

I'm always down for trying a new beer. I'll keep it in mind.

it seems a lot of the local brews here in NM are pretty good.

If I'm in the Southwest, I'll put it on my list.
Incidentally, I will likely visit Phoenix within the next year. I believe Dok and Freeky are aware of the fact, if they are interested in coordinating something.
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Iron Sulfide on August 10, 2010, 11:59:19 PM
Boulder Porter is nice.

I really like the Unibrau micro brewery in canada. They make Moudite and La Fin Du Monde,
which i've only ever seen in a 2 pint fuck-your-shit-up bottle.
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on August 11, 2010, 12:12:29 AM
delirium nocturnum and le guillotine.  both awesome.  Delirium beers used to banned in your ridiculous "country"

Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 11, 2010, 12:15:22 AM
Quote from: Iron Sulfide on August 10, 2010, 11:59:19 PM
Boulder Porter is nice.

I really like the Unibrau micro brewery in canada. They make Moudite and La Fin Du Monde,
which i've only ever seen in a 2 pint fuck-your-shit-up bottle.

I made a big mistake one night.

I mixed Maudite AND Le Fin du Monde with, of all things, absinthe.
Oh yeah.

A friend of mine had to vouch to the Salem Police that he was giving me a lift home.
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 11, 2010, 12:43:13 AM
Quote from: Iron Sulfide on August 10, 2010, 11:59:19 PM
Boulder Porter is nice.

I really like the Unibrau micro brewery in canada. They make Moudite and La Fin Du Monde,
which i've only ever seen in a 2 pint fuck-your-shit-up bottle.

I'm a big fan of theirs.  Terrible is AWESOME.
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Cain on August 11, 2010, 12:46:50 AM
Quote from: Akara on August 10, 2010, 07:00:30 PM
Quote from: nekk on August 10, 2010, 06:17:53 PM
Quote from: Akara on August 10, 2010, 05:21:52 PM
I really don't like bitter or alcohol tastes.

So, you don't like beer that tastes like beer  :roll:

yeah, basically. which is why i don't drink it most of the time. there are some beers that taste better to me, so i drink those rarely, and beers from microbreweries without the sulfur or whatever they put in it I can sometimes take the more bitter, hopsy beers, but for the most part, not really my thing.

Try Innis and Gunn.  Doesn't taste bitter (if anything, it tastes creamy) and doesn't taste very alcoholic (despite having 8.5%), and is a damn good beer.
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Akara on August 11, 2010, 01:10:04 AM
thanks cain, i will certainly do so at the first opportunity that presents itself. sounds like an interesting brew!

edit: hmm, according to their website they may only have a distributor in New York? darn. I'll have to do some local hunting and see.
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Kai on August 11, 2010, 02:48:54 AM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on August 10, 2010, 02:04:20 AM
Exactly how long did you intend to keep this from me?

(http://www.benekeith.com/upload/file_upload/file/973/Brooklyn_Black_Chocolate_Stout.jpg)

Jesus christ I need to try this.
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 11, 2010, 02:58:44 AM
Cain speaks truth with Innis and Gunn.  It's a purely delicious treat.

There was a beer, two years ago now, a limited release from Stone, that was the end all and be all of chocolate and, really, stouts in general.  I don't know why they stopped making it, as I still have to name it as my favorite beer ever.  Bitter Chocolate Oatmeal Stout.  Sweet fuck how I miss that beer.
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Kai on August 11, 2010, 03:16:32 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 11, 2010, 02:58:44 AM
Cain speaks truth with Innis and Gunn.  It's a purely delicious treat.

There was a beer, two years ago now, a limited release from Stone, that was the end all and be all of chocolate and, really, stouts in general.  I don't know why they stopped making it, as I still have to name it as my favorite beer ever.  Bitter Chocolate Oatmeal Stout.  Sweet fuck how I miss that beer.

My favorite has been, and still is, the Terrapin Coffee Oatmeal Imperial Stout aka Wake n Bake. Always looking for a stout to top that.
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 11, 2010, 04:27:23 AM
Kai- try Swamphead's Midnight Oil
It is comparable in tastiness as is Hunahpu (Marshal Zhukov's imperial stout aged over chilis, vanilla and cocoa nibs, the Zhukov is also good) by Cigar City Brewing

Quote from: Iron Sulfide on August 10, 2010, 11:59:19 PM
Boulder Porter is nice.

I really like the Unibrau micro brewery in canada. They make Moudite and La Fin Du Monde,
which i've only ever seen in a 2 pint fuck-your-shit-up bottle.

We have those in 12oz bottles sold in 4 packs

Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on August 11, 2010, 12:12:29 AM
delirium nocturnum and le guillotine.  both awesome.  Delirium beers used to banned in your ridiculous "country"



And now it's on tap at every decent bar in NY and in bottles at the only 2 good bars in Orlando


I am currently drinking Weyerbacher's "Tiny"
It's a belgian style imperial stout.
It definitely tastes like belgian yeast in a stout. It's pretty damn good. Sold only in 750mL
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Triple Zero on August 11, 2010, 11:23:40 AM
Quote from: Xooxe on August 10, 2010, 09:28:58 PM
GRIMBERGEN. :gif-of-someone-salivating-to-death:

blonde, double or tripel?

I still gotta try out, say Grimbergen next to Leffe next to whatever other Belgian beers I can find of the same "number". Cause frankly I couldn't really say what's the difference between a Leffe Tripel and a Grimbergen Tripel.

Except for the doubles, I don't really like those so I wouldn't care enough. Blonde or tripel for me. Or maybe I should, in the case I happen find a double that I do really enjoy.
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 11, 2010, 04:23:30 PM
I'm not a fan of Grimbergen, personally.
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on August 12, 2010, 12:51:46 PM
also, just in case you didn' know.  I think scotland wins at beer:

http://www.foodanddrinkdigital.com/sectors/drinks/brewdog-sell-worlds-strongest-ever-beer-road-kill (http://www.foodanddrinkdigital.com/sectors/drinks/brewdog-sell-worlds-strongest-ever-beer-road-kill)

x

edd
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Cramulus on August 12, 2010, 02:32:57 PM

MY GOD...IT'S FULL OF CORN
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(http://media.drunkenfist.com/img/movies/2001_a_space_odyssey.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN: Americans
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 12, 2010, 04:00:14 PM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on August 12, 2010, 12:51:46 PM
also, just in case you didn' know.  I think scotland wins at beer:

http://www.foodanddrinkdigital.com/sectors/drinks/brewdog-sell-worlds-strongest-ever-beer-road-kill (http://www.foodanddrinkdigital.com/sectors/drinks/brewdog-sell-worlds-strongest-ever-beer-road-kill)

x

edd

I'm not a big fan of brewdog, though i'd like to try the TNP and STB. One of their beers that I tried was either way too heavy on the simcoe hops or they did something wrong to them cause it smelled, I kid you not, just like dog poop.