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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: AFK on August 10, 2010, 07:47:01 PM

Title: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: AFK on August 10, 2010, 07:47:01 PM
 :news:

Ted Stevens, and maybe the former NASA administrator, killed in a plane crash in Alaska.


The former Senator's remains have been recovered and will be transported back to his hometown by a series of trucks. 
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2010, 08:02:32 PM
The tubes will never be the same.   :cry:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2010, 08:04:58 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38637072/ns/us_news-life/

Whoa.  It's true.  I thought you were having us on.

GOODNIGHT, MR FUNNYDRUNKENSPEECH MAN.   :cry:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: AFK on August 10, 2010, 08:07:56 PM
Yup.  Nine people on board and I forget it was either 5 died or 5 survived.  Anyway Stevens was one of the dead.  Former NASA Administrator Shawn O'Keefe was on board as well but no news on his status.  O'Keefe was in charge of NASA when Columbia fell apart upon re-entry. 
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2010, 08:09:35 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 10, 2010, 08:07:56 PM
Yup.  Nine people on board and I forget it was either 5 died or 5 survived.  Anyway Stevens was one of the dead.  Former NASA Administrator Shawn O'Keefe was on board as well but no news on his status.  O'Keefe was in charge of NASA when Columbia fell apart upon re-entry. 

Five dead. 

Who, now, will drunkenly slur speeches to protect huge corporations?  Ted Kennedy?  Ted Stevens?  They're all leaving us.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: AFK on August 10, 2010, 08:15:14 PM
John Boehner?  He always sounds like he's half in the bag.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2010, 08:18:15 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 10, 2010, 08:15:14 PM
John Boehner?  He always sounds like he's half in the bag.

No, that's just his lack of a soul.

Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: the last yatto on August 11, 2010, 12:34:48 AM
Guess we should start controlling airplanes now...
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 11, 2010, 08:10:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2010, 08:09:35 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 10, 2010, 08:07:56 PM
Yup.  Nine people on board and I forget it was either 5 died or 5 survived.  Anyway Stevens was one of the dead.  Former NASA Administrator Shawn O'Keefe was on board as well but no news on his status.  O'Keefe was in charge of NASA when Columbia fell apart upon re-entry. 

Five dead. 

Who, now, will drunkenly slur speeches to protect huge corporations?  Ted Kennedy?  Ted Stevens?  They're all leaving us.
Well, Jim Traficant is running for office again.  :lulz:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 11, 2010, 04:25:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2010, 08:18:15 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 10, 2010, 08:15:14 PM
John Boehner?  He always sounds like he's half in the bag.

No, that's just his lack of a soul.



:argh!:  That guy. That fucking guy. If there's ever a guy who doesn't wanna cross my path, it's my ex... and THAT GUY.