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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: President Television on August 11, 2010, 05:42:58 AM

Title: Listening to endless loop of Sex Bomb- FOR SCIENCE!
Post by: President Television on August 11, 2010, 05:42:58 AM
I'll sleep to this tonight, then report my results in the morning. I'll be out and about all day, but when I get back I'll post on whether or not it has affected my day, and if so, how. When I'm done my work, I'll continue to update on an hourly basis.

If anyone else wants to try this, here's the link: http://www.endlessyoutube.com/watch?v=6KUJE2xs-RE

Will I survive the day? How will my sanity fare in the face of this eldritch refrain? It is difficult to say... All that I know is that the next 24 hours will go down in the textbooks. For that, my mental health is a sacrifice I'm willing to make. Let's get it on.
Title: Re: Listening to endless loop of Sex Bomb- FOR SCIENCE!
Post by: President Television on August 11, 2010, 06:00:04 AM
Hour 0:
I'm finding it exceptionally difficult to fall asleep. Strangely enough, I feel absolutely no sexual arousal: unusual for an adolescent lad. It seems that my usual urges have been replaced by periodic bursts of maniacal laughter. I'll have to be more careful. I could wake the neighbors. OSHIT I HAVE TO BE UP AT 8 TOMORROW GOODNIGHT EVERYONE
Title: Re: Listening to endless loop of Sex Bomb- FOR SCIENCE!
Post by: Akara on August 11, 2010, 06:03:09 AM
it really doesn't matter what it is, I would not be happy listening to any one song for 24 hours straight. good luck.
Title: Re: Listening to endless loop of Sex Bomb- FOR SCIENCE!
Post by: President Television on August 11, 2010, 01:30:34 PM
Hour 7:
Upon waking, I experienced hallucinations of having already checked this thread and facing great derision. My mouth is exceptionally dry and I was nauseous for several minutes.

EDIT: At least it isn't Surfin' Bird.
Title: Re: Listening to endless loop of Sex Bomb- FOR SCIENCE!
Post by: Cramulus on August 11, 2010, 01:35:15 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: oh man, this is a great idea FOR SCIENCE

Title: Re: Listening to endless loop of Sex Bomb- FOR SCIENCE!
Post by: President Television on August 11, 2010, 04:00:40 PM
Hour 10:
Not much to report. My stool is unusually dark and thick. My mouth is still dry. I have been experiencing disorientation.
Title: Re: Listening to endless loop of Sex Bomb- FOR SCIENCE!
Post by: President Television on August 11, 2010, 06:48:05 PM
Hour 13:
I've started to manifest low-duration headaches and a sharp pain in my right big toe. Sometimes I look at hair and it appears to move about. Not blowing, I mean. Slithering. Searching. Feeling. Grasping. Like tendrils.
Title: Re: Listening to endless loop of Sex Bomb- FOR SCIENCE!
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 11, 2010, 06:50:26 PM
I only made it three seconds  :sad:
Title: Re: Listening to endless loop of Sex Bomb- FOR SCIENCE!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 11, 2010, 06:52:40 PM
My former neighbor in New Brunswick did 10 hours of leekspin





.... when I put my stereo speakers next to his bedroom wall, cranked them, then left for work
Title: Re: Listening to endless loop of Sex Bomb- FOR SCIENCE!
Post by: President Television on August 11, 2010, 07:45:36 PM
SȄ̐̑̒̚̕̚X B̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OMB
SȄ̐̑̒̚̕̚X B̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OMB
Y̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OU'RȄ̐̑̒̚̕̚ A SȄ̐̑̒̚̕̚X B̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OMB
Y̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OU CAN GIVȄ̐̑̒̚̕̚ I҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘T҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡  T҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚O MȄ̐̑̒̚̕̚ WHEN I҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘ NȄ̐̑̒̚̕̚Ȅ̐̑̒̚̕̚D T҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚O C̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OMȄ̐̑̒̚̕̚ AL̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚ONG
SȄ̐̑̒̚̕̚X B̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OMB
SȄ̐̑̒̚̕̚X B̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OMB
Y̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OU'RȄ̐̑̒̚̕̚ A SȄ̐̑̒̚̕̚X B̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OMB
AND BABY Y̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OU CAN T҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ URN MȄ̐̑̒̚̕̚ ̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚ON
Title: Re: Listening to endless loop of Sex Bomb- FOR SCIENCE!
Post by: President Television on August 11, 2010, 08:35:13 PM
Hour 14:
I'm starting to enjoy this. This song is granting me self-confidence and restoring my groove. I'm getting better.
Title: Re: Listening to endless loop of Sex Bomb- FOR SCIENCE!
Post by: Cramulus on August 11, 2010, 08:43:03 PM
oh my god, man... turn back! There's still time!
Title: Re: Listening to endless loop of Sex Bomb- FOR SCIENCE!
Post by: President Television on August 11, 2010, 08:48:12 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 11, 2010, 08:43:03 PM
oh my god, man... turn back! There's still time!

No! I've never felt such power! I'm not about to give this up!
Title: Re: Listening to endless loop of Sex Bomb- FOR SCIENCE!
Post by: President Television on August 11, 2010, 08:52:06 PM
I HOLD THE WORLD IN MY GYRATING HIPS! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Listening to endless loop of Sex Bomb- FOR SCIENCE!
Post by: Cramulus on August 11, 2010, 08:54:07 PM
so do you have this on headphones? playing from computer speakers? How are you listening to this?
Title: Re: Listening to endless loop of Sex Bomb- FOR SCIENCE!
Post by: President Television on August 11, 2010, 09:04:02 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 11, 2010, 08:54:07 PM
so do you have this on headphones? playing from computer speakers? How are you listening to this?

Computer speakers. I don't have headphones.

Also I wasn't able to listen to it when I was out of the house, but I had it stuck in my head, which was the next best thing!
Title: Re: Listening to endless loop of Sex Bomb- FOR SCIENCE!
Post by: President Television on August 11, 2010, 09:05:43 PM
Hour 15:
Mere human I am no more! Nay, with the power of a Sex Bomb, I am as a god! A god of lechery! ALL WILL BOW TO MY SEXUAL MIGHT
Title: Re: Listening to endless loop of Sex Bomb- FOR SCIENCE!
Post by: Cramulus on August 11, 2010, 09:37:48 PM
you're taking breaks??


     INVALID!
         /
:hashishim:
Title: Re: Listening to endless loop of Sex Bomb- FOR SCIENCE!
Post by: President Television on August 11, 2010, 09:44:07 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 11, 2010, 09:37:48 PM
you're taking breaks??


     INVALID!
         /
:hashishim:

Not anymore. And I wasn't taking breaks, I was working. Doing work. Now is my break.

Er, I mean,
YOU DARE QUESTION A GOD?!?

Doktor Plague,
still getting the hang of this.
Title: Re: Listening to endless loop of Sex Bomb- FOR SCIENCE!
Post by: Cramulus on August 11, 2010, 09:46:10 PM
YOUR SCIENCE IS WEAK

having it stuck in your head =/= listening to it on an endless loop!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Listening to endless loop of Sex Bomb- FOR SCIENCE!
Post by: President Television on August 11, 2010, 09:50:53 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 11, 2010, 09:46:10 PM
YOUR SCIENCE IS WEAK

having it stuck in your head =/= listening to it on an endless loop!  :argh!:

WELL I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO IT SINCE I GOT HOME AND DURING THE WHOLE TIME THAT I WAS ASLEEP ANYWAY :argh!: