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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on August 16, 2010, 05:19:59 AM

Title: Another year, another uh...
Post by: Suu on August 16, 2010, 05:19:59 AM
Well damnit, 2 more years and I'm 30.  :kingmeh:
Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: -Kel- on August 16, 2010, 05:41:03 AM
well, congratulations on your rotation around the sun......

but 30 is not that bad!!!!
Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: Hoser McRhizzy on August 16, 2010, 05:52:10 AM
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Happy birthday, Doktor!

Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: Nast on August 16, 2010, 09:08:37 AM
Happy birthday!

Don't worry, even I feel old already. Even if we lived 1,000 years it wouldn't be enough.
Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: Jasper on August 16, 2010, 10:08:45 AM
Some people age well.  Doktor Princess is those people.

Me, chances are at 25 my hair will fall out and I'll start watching 'the price is right'.

Anyway, happy birthday!  I got you a depressing post about my fading youth.  Do you like it?
Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: Payne on August 16, 2010, 10:16:38 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on August 16, 2010, 10:08:45 AM
Some people age well.  Doktor Princess is those people.

Me, chances are at 25 my hair will fall out and I'll start watching 'the price is right'.

Anyway, happy birthday!  I got you a depressing post about my fading youth.  Do you like it?

I dunno man, if you age that badly, it might be too much effort for that much hair to fall out.

I would bet instead on your hair weighing your head down so much it will just break the neck when you try to move your head too fast. Your frail, brittle, ancient neck.
Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: Jasper on August 16, 2010, 10:19:15 AM
My stars and garters.  Wretched youth!
Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: Payne on August 16, 2010, 10:23:25 AM
Side note: Payne~~~ Accidentally the whole Carmina Burana...
Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: Cain on August 16, 2010, 10:28:16 AM
All your bodies are going to decay, stop working, have bits fall off and hideously deform, and then, if you're lucky, you will die.  And the living will envy the dead.
Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: Payne on August 16, 2010, 10:35:07 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 16, 2010, 10:28:16 AM
All your bodies are going to decay, stop working, have bits fall off and hideously deform, and then, if you're lucky, you will die.  And the living will envy the dead.

Mine won't. I'm going to have some wicked cool stigmata for my friends to stick their fingers into, soon as you bastards get round to crucifying me.
Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: Suu on August 16, 2010, 03:08:26 PM
Aging well?

Dude, people think I'm anywhere from 5-10 years older than I really am when I don't dye my hair. Hereditary early grey runs on the Irish side of the family, and my sister and I both suffer from it. Fortunately for her, she still looks like a 17 year old...but I'm waiting...oh yes...when the day comes and she finally succumbs to the Italian side like I did and wakes up a size 16 on her 27th birthday like I did...
Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: Jenne on August 16, 2010, 03:34:03 PM
Happy Birffday, Suu...I'd love to be 28 again...and now the obligatory "I feel old" comment.  I totally feel you on the Eye-tal-yan side, too, as that's the grandmother I took after as well.  *sigh*
Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 16, 2010, 03:49:50 PM
Well hopefully your third decade has been a good one, but so far i've seen no evidence that the fourth decade can't beat the living socks off it.
it would be a shame for a lovely lady to become nostalgic at this point of the game!
Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: Suu on August 16, 2010, 03:58:10 PM
I was talking about this to a friend of mine...You know, when you're 16, all you want to be is in your 20s, and it takes FOREVER to get there.



Goddamn, I swear I turned 21 yesterday. WTF? Anyone know where that time went?
Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 16, 2010, 04:06:51 PM
I've recently come to the conclusion that routine is the killer of time....
Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: Suu on August 16, 2010, 04:21:18 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 16, 2010, 04:06:51 PM
I've recently come to the conclusion that routine is the killer of time....


Agreed.

Also, as I got in my birthday suit to take my birthday shower, a pipe decided to break and leak all over my downstairs neighbor's apartment. :(

I just can't get a break in this place lately!
Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 16, 2010, 04:41:25 PM
Happy Birthday Suu!!!

I thoroughly enjoyed my late 20's early 30's.  You're past most of the high school bullshit and you haven't  gotten into the OMG I have to be doing something because I'm this old now panic.

Enjoy the next few years to the fullest. 
Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 16, 2010, 05:03:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 16, 2010, 03:58:10 PM
I was talking about this to a friend of mine...You know, when you're 16, all you want to be is in your 20s, and it takes FOREVER to get there.



Goddamn, I swear I turned 21 yesterday. WTF? Anyone know where that time went?

I get that all of the time. Not a great feeling. I'll have to pay more attention to my 30s.

Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: Richter on August 16, 2010, 05:46:13 PM
Happy birthday too.  Don't let 28 wig you out, it's pretty cool.   
Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: Adios on August 16, 2010, 07:43:16 PM
Happy Birthday. I don't remember my 20's, but they say the mind is the second thing to go. Now, if I could only remember what the first thing was......
Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: Suu on August 16, 2010, 08:12:40 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 16, 2010, 07:43:16 PM
Happy Birthday. I don't remember my 20's, but they say the mind is the second thing to go. Now, if I could only remember what the first thing was......

Bladder control?
Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 16, 2010, 08:14:05 PM
modesty, if you're doing it right.

:)
Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2010, 08:17:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 16, 2010, 05:19:59 AM
Well damnit, 2 more years and I'm 30.  :kingmeh:

OH, CRY ME A FUCKING RIVER.

In two months I'll be 42.  That shit was supposed to happen to other people.
Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 16, 2010, 08:19:54 PM
yeah, but you're lookin' good and having fun, Dok!
42 should be awesome, no?
Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2010, 08:20:59 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 16, 2010, 08:19:54 PM
yeah, but you're lookin' good and having fun, Dok!
42 should be awesome, no?

Yeah, but your shit breaks down.  I think my spleen is on strike, and even my various and disgusting STDs have headed off for greener pastures.
Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 16, 2010, 08:28:25 PM
bah!  you're still ambulatory and armed with horror!
If thy spleen offends thee, cut it out!  and your std's abandoning you simply makes room for new socially transmissible friends, no?

Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: LMNO on August 17, 2010, 06:57:54 PM
I keep forgetting you're a decade younger than I am.

When I remember, it makes me sad.

Not your fault, though: Hope you had a kickass birthday.
Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: leln on August 17, 2010, 10:55:38 PM
Belated happy birthday! If you start to freak out about getting older, remember high school as honestly as possible. That always makes me feel better about aging.
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Post by: Suu on August 17, 2010, 10:58:09 PM
Oh FUCK high school.
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Post by: Suu on August 17, 2010, 10:59:16 PM
Alphapance: It's because everyone thinks I'm 35.
Title: Re: Another year, another uh...
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on August 17, 2010, 11:06:26 PM
Cheers
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Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 18, 2010, 05:22:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 17, 2010, 10:59:16 PM
Alphapance: It's because everyone thinks I'm 35.

Brief though our meeting was, I figured you to be about my age, and turns out I was correct.