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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Thurnez Isa on August 16, 2010, 05:14:23 PM

Title: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 16, 2010, 05:14:23 PM
You can all have your Coyotes back, thank you
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Aucoq on August 16, 2010, 05:19:15 PM
Yay Coyotes!  How can you see one of those cute little guys and not want to hug it?  :lol:
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 16, 2010, 05:24:21 PM
I didn't send those things there don't look at me.

Squid- ain't got no caye-oats
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 16, 2010, 05:28:25 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on August 16, 2010, 05:24:21 PM
I didn't send those things there don't look at me.

Squid- ain't got no caye-oats

Yes, I have to agree, we don't have Coyotes in the south. 

Don't send them to us. 

Talk to Canada or one of those western states not the south!

Now if you had a problem with spiders, snakes, alligators, stupid rednecks or bad moonshine, then you can come to us!! :wink:
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 16, 2010, 05:29:05 PM
My neighbor just found a dead one in under her porch. Her dog is going to vet cause it looks like it just finished taking the Somme river himself.
The bears and deer are swarming the city, the wolves and moose are being pushed north, with the introduction of coyotes from the south nothing good can come from this. It's been so hot and muggy this summer.
If southern Ontario wasn't full of do good hippies who know whats best for north I would say declare open season on the fuckers. Sure the population is low, but it's low here cause it's NOT native here.... though if this weather keeps up maybe it will be.
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 16, 2010, 05:34:28 PM
Wait, are you in Canada?
I guess in that case, the south would be America.
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 16, 2010, 05:38:10 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on August 16, 2010, 05:34:28 PM
Wait, are you in Canada?
I guess in that case, the south would be America.

Northern America, but more Southern Canada
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Aucoq on August 16, 2010, 05:42:58 PM
There's a park by where I live that's completely surrounded by forest (the only part not covered in trees is the parking lot).  They had to shut it down for over half a year because they discovered there were a lot more coyotes there than normal.  There were so many concentrated there that they were a threat to the people and pets who frequented the park.  They had the entrance gated up and everything while they caught and relocated the coyotes.  Crazy stuff.
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 16, 2010, 06:30:03 PM
hell, we live next to a nature preserve and lake encircled by suburbia...
every night you hear the coyotes hunting housecats and rabbits. 
interesting to hear in the neighborhood.

also, my folks had a shit ton of coyotes on their land when they moved there, but after getting the Donkey, they cleared out pretty well.

so.

get a Donkey.
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: AFK on August 16, 2010, 06:42:58 PM
Iason let the dogs out.  Woof!  Woof!   Woof!
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Jenne on August 16, 2010, 07:26:50 PM
HA!  And here I thought you mean the human traffickers from Meh-hee-co.
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 16, 2010, 07:29:35 PM
the drug wars would have to be getting pretty bad if the traffickers started to looking ice-mexicans into our glorious nation to make ends meet...
:D



Iptuous,
just wanted a chance to use the term 'ice-mexicans' (thx Dok!)
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 16, 2010, 07:42:56 PM
When I speak of southerners this is the area Im talking about
http://maps.google.ca/maps?hl=en&ie=UTF8&ll=44.543505,-78.134766&spn=3.672075,9.876709&z=7
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Jenne on August 16, 2010, 07:46:02 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 16, 2010, 07:29:35 PM
the drug wars would have to be getting pretty bad if the traffickers started to looking ice-mexicans into our glorious nation to make ends meet...
:D



Iptuous,
just wanted a chance to use the term 'ice-mexicans' (thx Dok!)

Uh...seen AZ lately?  Just saying.  It ain't too far to go in logic that they'd head way-up north.
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 16, 2010, 07:47:56 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 16, 2010, 07:26:50 PM
HA!  And here I thought you mean the human traffickers from Meh-hee-co.

We actually have a Mexican family up here now
:)
They opened up a restaurant downtown a few years ago. It's really good food, except their chicken which has some type of chocolate on it and it's weird, and their downtown restaurant has been overrun by would-be hipsters.. urggg

They serve non-Mexican food too as seen by the special moose burgers with salsa they had for Canada day.. mmm. they were delicious too
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Stelpa on August 16, 2010, 07:55:17 PM
Is it wrong that I am in the south and never seen a coyote? Maybe if I could find one it would accept me into its group and I could become one of them  :D
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Adios on August 16, 2010, 07:58:28 PM
They are scruffy, vermin ridden, disease carrying scavengers.
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 16, 2010, 07:58:58 PM
Quote from: nekk on August 16, 2010, 07:55:17 PM
Is it wrong that I am in the south and never seen a coyote? Maybe if I could find one it would accept me into its group and I could become one of them  :D

Again when I speak of south Im speaking of the area just around or north of Toronto
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Stelpa on August 16, 2010, 08:00:39 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 16, 2010, 07:58:58 PM
Quote from: nekk on August 16, 2010, 07:55:17 PM
Is it wrong that I am in the south and never seen a coyote? Maybe if I could find one it would accept me into its group and I could become one of them  :D

Again when I speak of south Im speaking of the area just around or north of Toronto
Wat? I am more south-er than that, curse you and your tricky Canadian ways ;)
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Suu on August 16, 2010, 08:02:34 PM
Ugh, I hate coyotes. We have them all over RI. They aren't cute or anything like pictures make them out to be. They're nasty, mangy, and will fucking anything. Same with fisher cats.
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 16, 2010, 08:03:43 PM
The most south I have ever been is Buffalo. I have no concept of what is more south then that.

EDIT: and I was only 4 when I was in Buffalo
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Jenne on August 16, 2010, 08:07:01 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 16, 2010, 07:47:56 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 16, 2010, 07:26:50 PM
HA!  And here I thought you mean the human traffickers from Meh-hee-co.

We actually have a Mexican family up here now
:)
They opened up a restaurant downtown a few years ago. It's really good food, except their chicken which has some type of chocolate on it and it's weird, and their downtown restaurant has been overrun by would-be hipsters.. urggg

They serve non-Mexican food too as seen by the special moose burgers with salsa they had for Canada day.. mmm. they were delicious too

Awww...mole's awesome.  You should re-try.
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2010, 08:07:58 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 16, 2010, 05:14:23 PM
You can all have your Coyotes back, thank you

We like to share.   :)
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 16, 2010, 08:09:55 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 16, 2010, 07:58:28 PM
They are scruffy, vermin ridden, disease carrying scavengers.

and so we are allowed to hunt them however the hell we want...
explosive bolt crossbows with night vision scopes? No problem!

(actually, although i know they are a 'pest',  i couldn't bring myself to hunt them.  i have a thing for predators and couldn't kill anything that i'm not planning on consuming or isn't directly fucking up my shit...)
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Jenne on August 16, 2010, 09:39:22 PM
They tried to eradicate them in Oceanside, CA where Camp Pendleton is...I think they succeeded. ...the animal-kind, not the South-of-my-border, human-trafficking kind.
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Adios on August 16, 2010, 09:50:49 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on August 16, 2010, 08:09:55 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 16, 2010, 07:58:28 PM
They are scruffy, vermin ridden, disease carrying scavengers.

and so we are allowed to hunt them however the hell we want...
explosive bolt crossbows with night vision scopes? No problem!

(actually, although i know they are a 'pest',  i couldn't bring myself to hunt them.  i have a thing for predators and couldn't  WOULDN'T kill anything that i'm not planning on consuming or isn't directly fucking up my shit...)

This for me.
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Stelpa on August 17, 2010, 01:37:30 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 16, 2010, 08:03:43 PM
The most south I have ever been is Buffalo. I have no concept of what is more south then that.

EDIT: and I was only 4 when I was in Buffalo

Its called random towns in the middle of Florida :P
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 17, 2010, 08:22:20 AM
Quote from: nekk on August 17, 2010, 01:37:30 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 16, 2010, 08:03:43 PM
The most south I have ever been is Buffalo. I have no concept of what is more south then that.

EDIT: and I was only 4 when I was in Buffalo

Its called random towns in the middle of Florida :P

Every one of those sucks.
Git off mah lawn.
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Stelpa on August 18, 2010, 10:41:13 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on August 17, 2010, 08:22:20 AM
Quote from: nekk on August 17, 2010, 01:37:30 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 16, 2010, 08:03:43 PM
The most south I have ever been is Buffalo. I have no concept of what is more south then that.

EDIT: and I was only 4 when I was in Buffalo

Its called random towns in the middle of Florida :P

Every one of those sucks.

I agree with you entirely  :lol:
Title: Re: Dear Southerners....
Post by: Juana on August 18, 2010, 11:04:16 PM
I like coyotes. We have them here on the valley floor and my high school was on the very, very edge of suburbia and we'd see coyotes running across the road on or off campus in the morning, so I have fond memories. But I also like possums, so go figure.