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Title: but why is the rum gone?
Post by: Dysnomia on August 18, 2010, 05:39:13 AM

Somehow I've decided that finishing up this bottle of rum is a good idea in the middle of the week.

ASK ME ANYTHING!

Title: Re: but why is the rum gone?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 18, 2010, 05:45:57 AM

Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 18, 2010, 05:39:13 AM
Somehow I've decided that finishing up this bottle of rum is a good idea in the middle of the week.

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What kind of rum was it? And did you mix it or drink it straight?

Title: Re: but why is the rum gone?
Post by: Requia ☣ on August 18, 2010, 05:47:41 AM

Where the hell is my rum?

Title: Re: but why is the rum gone?
Post by: Dysnomia on August 18, 2010, 05:49:51 AM

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 18, 2010, 05:45:57 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 18, 2010, 05:39:13 AM
Somehow I've decided that finishing up this bottle of rum is a good idea in the middle of the week.

ASK ME ANYTHING!

What kind of rum was it? And did you mix it or drink it straight?

Captain Morgan, as it's what my friend bought, and I'm taking shots of it.

Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 18, 2010, 05:47:41 AM
Where the hell is my rum?

:ninja:

Title: Re: but why is the rum gone?
Post by: Requia ☣ on August 18, 2010, 05:56:10 AM

I think I left it at the lake. :sad:

Title: Re: but why is the rum gone?
Post by: Dysnomia on August 18, 2010, 05:56:51 AM

yes. yes, that's what happened...

Title: Re: but why is the rum gone?
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 18, 2010, 05:58:12 AM

How many shots have you had thus far, and what misadventures are on the agenda?

Title: Re: but why is the rum gone?
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 18, 2010, 07:25:14 AM

Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 18, 2010, 05:39:13 AM
Somehow I've decided that finishing up this bottle of rum is a good idea in the middle of the week

Who convinced you that was a good idea?

Title: Re: but why is the rum gone?
Post by: LMNO on August 18, 2010, 01:05:07 PM

I'm pretty sure Captain Morgan's isn't really rum, so you're ok.

Title: Re: but why is the rum gone?
Post by: AFK on August 18, 2010, 01:21:02 PM

Are you listening to Alestorm? You should. Not that I'm a rum drinker, but it seems like the sort of music one should listen to while drinking rum.

Yes.

Title: Re: but why is the rum gone?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 18, 2010, 01:52:13 PM

Alestorm rules.

Are you naked yet?

and the obligatory:

ANAL?

Title: Re: but why is the rum gone?
Post by: Dysnomia on August 18, 2010, 05:08:00 PM

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 18, 2010, 05:58:12 AM
How many shots have you had thus far, and what misadventures are on the agenda?

lost count

Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 18, 2010, 07:25:14 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 18, 2010, 05:39:13 AM
Somehow I've decided that finishing up this bottle of rum is a good idea in the middle of the week

Who convinced you that was a good idea?

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 18, 2010, 01:05:07 PM
I'm pretty sure Captain Morgan's isn't really rum, so you're ok.

agreed.

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 18, 2010, 01:21:02 PM
Are you listening to Alestorm? You should. Not that I'm a rum drinker, but it seems like the sort of music one should listen to while drinking rum.

Yes.

I shall attempt this at some point.

Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 18, 2010, 01:52:13 PM
Alestorm rules.

Are you naked yet?

and the obligatory:

ANAL?

Not anymore, sorry.

AND MAYBE

Title: Re: but why is the rum gone?
Post by: LMNO on August 18, 2010, 06:23:57 PM

Those are all Correct Answers. You may move on to the second portion of the test.

Title: Re: but why is the rum gone?
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2010, 06:40:58 PM

Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 18, 2010, 05:39:13 AM
ASK ME ANYTHING!

What ever happened to Saturday night?
When you dressed up sharp and you felt all right?
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine

I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxaphone was blowin' on a rock-n-roll show
You climbed in the back seat
You really had a good time

Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll

My head used to swim from the perfume I smelt
My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that when I'd melt
She'd whisper in my ear, tonight she really was mine

Get back infront and put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singin' his very last song
With your arms around your girl, you'd try and sing-a-long
You felt pretty good
You really had a good time

Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll

Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll

Title: Re: but why is the rum gone?
Post by: Dysnomia on August 19, 2010, 04:05:29 AM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2010, 06:40:58 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 18, 2010, 05:39:13 AM
ASK ME ANYTHING!

What ever happened to Saturday night?
When you dressed up sharp and you felt all right?
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine

I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxaphone was blowin' on a rock-n-roll show
You climbed in the back seat
You really had a good time

Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll

My head used to swim from the perfume I smelt
My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that when I'd melt
She'd whisper in my ear, tonight she really was mine

Get back infront and put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singin' his very last song
With your arms around your girl, you'd try and sing-a-long
You felt pretty good
You really had a good time

Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll

Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll

I eated it.

Title: Re: but why is the rum gone?
Post by: Jenne on August 19, 2010, 04:25:46 AM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2010, 06:40:58 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 18, 2010, 05:39:13 AM
ASK ME ANYTHING!

What ever happened to Saturday night?
When you dressed up sharp and you felt all right?
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine

I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxaphone was blowin' on a rock-n-roll show
You climbed in the back seat
You really had a good time

Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll

My head used to swim from the perfume I smelt
My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that when I'd melt
She'd whisper in my ear, tonight she really was mine

Get back infront and put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singin' his very last song
With your arms around your girl, you'd try and sing-a-long
You felt pretty good
You really had a good time

Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll

Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock-n-roll

THAT was magical. :mittens: And Lizzay: THE RUM'S HERE, in SDGEEGEE...

Title: Re: but why is the rum gone?
Post by: Dysnomia on August 19, 2010, 09:05:17 AM

RUM A DUM DUM

Title: Re: but why is the rum gone?
Post by: Jenne on August 19, 2010, 01:20:13 PM

Ackshilly, I lied. I'm almost out of rum. I did buy some ice tea vodka, however. I keep running through that stuff too quickly. Gotta stop being so damned hospitable and sharing it with my guests...

Title: Re: but why is the rum gone?
Post by: Dysnomia on August 19, 2010, 04:01:48 PM

Jenne shares booze with guests...but not with Lizzay...

:cry:

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