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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2010, 08:17:13 PM

Title: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2010, 08:17:13 PM
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5g_T-LWQnklSqsN0ymDy46UnfSkOAD9HCUSC80

The party never stops!

:hammer:
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: LMNO on August 18, 2010, 08:18:49 PM
:crankey:


Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: Cain on August 18, 2010, 08:20:41 PM
 :fap:
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: Freeky on August 18, 2010, 08:22:21 PM
Is this one of those old timey PD things again?
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 18, 2010, 08:25:02 PM
:jihaad:
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: Payne on August 18, 2010, 08:39:49 PM
 :memnoch2:
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: Triple Zero on August 18, 2010, 09:54:26 PM
Goddamnit, people should draw a line when it comes to modifying their body and they're beautiful as they are, etc.
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: Requia ☣ on August 18, 2010, 10:17:48 PM
She does know that all the other models just get their pics photoshopped right?
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: Suu on August 18, 2010, 10:19:15 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 18, 2010, 10:17:48 PM
She does know that all the other models just get their pics photoshopped right?

You do know that if you clicked the link you missed the joke, right?
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2010, 10:20:12 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 18, 2010, 10:17:48 PM
She does know that all the other models just get their pics photoshopped right?

I'm not going to say this was predictable, but there are as of yet undiscovered tribes in Peru that knew you were going to say that.
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 18, 2010, 11:08:45 PM
I'm looking forward to the mileage you're going to get out of that link.
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: Requia ☣ on August 19, 2010, 01:25:38 AM
I should really know better than to take things at face value around here.
:facepalm:
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: LMNO on August 19, 2010, 01:39:24 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 19, 2010, 01:25:38 AM
I should really know better than to comment on links I haven't clicked around here.
:facepalm:

Of course, this runs counter to the very wise suggestion to never click on any link found at PD.com.
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 19, 2010, 01:42:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 19, 2010, 01:39:24 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 19, 2010, 01:25:38 AM
I should really know better than to comment on links I haven't clicked around here.
:facepalm:

Of course, this runs counter to the very wise suggestion to never click on any link found at PD.com.

We're stuck between a rock and a meaty place.
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: LMNO on August 19, 2010, 02:15:59 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on August 19, 2010, 01:42:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 19, 2010, 01:39:24 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 19, 2010, 01:25:38 AM
I should really know better than to comment on links I haven't clicked around here.
:facepalm:

Of course, this runs counter to the very wise suggestion to never click on any link found at PD.com.

We're stuck between a rock and a meaty place.

:lmnuendo:
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 19, 2010, 02:43:59 PM
 :lulz:

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: AFK on August 19, 2010, 02:47:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 19, 2010, 01:39:24 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 19, 2010, 01:25:38 AM
I should really know better than to comment on links I haven't clicked around here.
:facepalm:

Of course, this runs counter to the very wise suggestion to never click on any link found at PD.com.

Indeed.  Especially if it's posted by Giggles. 
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: Payne on August 19, 2010, 04:13:59 PM
Fact: PD is just that much better with LMNO around.

Alpphapance - You are forbidden to go on vacations, holidays or long weekends ever again.
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: LMNO on August 19, 2010, 04:20:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 04:13:59 PM
Fact: PD is just that much better with LMNO around.

Alpphapance - You are forbidden to go on vacations, holidays or long weekends ever again.


Or, you could use your divine powers to grant me wireless internet access anywhere in the world.
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: Payne on August 19, 2010, 04:25:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 19, 2010, 04:20:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 04:13:59 PM
Fact: PD is just that much better with LMNO around.

Alpphapance - You are forbidden to go on vacations, holidays or long weekends ever again.


Or, you could use your divine powers to grant me wireless internet access anywhere in the world.

Paynism is illegal in Montana.

I didn't know that Ostrich was only 16....  :sad:
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: Triple Zero on August 19, 2010, 04:30:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 19, 2010, 01:39:24 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 19, 2010, 01:25:38 AM
I should really know better than to comment on links I haven't clicked around here.
:facepalm:

Of course, this runs counter to the very wise suggestion to never click on any link found at PD.com.

ITT, we learn that LMNO is so hardcore he navigates the forums using only bookmarks to subforums and guessing new thread ID numbers.
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: Payne on August 19, 2010, 04:32:16 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 19, 2010, 04:30:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 19, 2010, 01:39:24 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 19, 2010, 01:25:38 AM
I should really know better than to comment on links I haven't clicked around here.
:facepalm:

Of course, this runs counter to the very wise suggestion to never click on any link found at PD.com.

ITT, we learn that LMNO is so hardcore he navigates the forums using only bookmarks to subforums and guessing new thread ID numbers.

What? You don't??
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: LMNO on August 19, 2010, 04:54:16 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 19, 2010, 04:30:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 19, 2010, 01:39:24 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 19, 2010, 01:25:38 AM
I should really know better than to comment on links I haven't clicked around here.
:facepalm:

Of course, this runs counter to the very wise suggestion to never click on any link found at PD.com.

ITT, we learn that LMNO is so hardcore he navigates the forums using only bookmarks to subforums and guessing new thread ID numbers.

It's the only way to be safe.
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: Cain on August 19, 2010, 04:59:55 PM
I always click the links here, unless they're to Youtube.
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: Triple Zero on August 19, 2010, 05:07:48 PM
Have you seen the hidden threads ... the ones that aren't linked, but do have a number ... I do not recall distinctly when it began, but it was months ago. The general tension was horrible. To a season of political and social upheaval was added a strange and brooding apprehension of hideous physical danger; a danger widespread and all-embracing, such a danger as may be imagined only in the most terrible phantasms of the night.

They say they are the ghosts of pruned threads, the old old Open Bar is still there. A sickened, sensitive shadow writhing in threads that are not threads, and whirled blindly past ghastly midnights of rotting creation, corpses of dead worlds with sores that were cities, charnel winds that brush the pallid stars and make them flicker low. Beyond the worlds vague ghosts of monstrous things; half-seen columns of unsanctified temples that rest on nameless rocks beneath space and reach up to dizzy vacua above the spheres of light and darkness.

And it was then that the Scrid came out of the Deep. Who he was, none could tell, but he was of the old native blood said he had risen up out of the blackness of twenty-seven centuries, and that he had heard messages from places not on this planet. Into the lands of civilisation came the Scrid, swarthy, slender, and sinister, always filling strange instruments of glass with liquids and combining them into drinks yet stranger.

It was in the hot autumn that I went through the night with the restless crowds to see the Scrid; through the stifling night and up the endless pages into the Open Bar. And shadowed on a screen, I saw hooded lurkers amidst ruins, and purple evil faces peering from behind fallen fragments of BBcode. And I saw the forum battling against blackness; against the waves of trolls from ultimate space; whirling, churning, struggling around the dimming, stuttering server. Then the 500 Errors played amazingly around the heads of the posters, and hair stood up on end whilst rendering bugs more grotesque than I can tell came out and filled their vision. And when I, who was colder and more daring than the rest, mumbled a trembling protest about "shooping" and "pixels," the Scrid drove us all out, down the treacherous URLs into the damp, hot, deserted midnight forum. I screamed aloud that I was not afraid; that I never could be afraid; and others screamed with me for solace. We swore to one another that the forum was exactly the same, and still alive; and when the content began to fade we cursed the community over and over again, and laughed at the fluffy worthless posts we made.
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: Triple Zero on August 19, 2010, 05:13:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 19, 2010, 04:59:55 PM
I always click the links here, unless they're to Youtube.

I wrote a piece of user-javascript for Opera (like a firefox extension) that changes all Youtube links to their titles (and makes them green, and if the link anchor text is something else than the Youtube-URL it puts the title of the clip into the tooltip hover title attribute of the link).
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: LMNO on August 19, 2010, 05:15:24 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 19, 2010, 05:07:48 PM
Have you seen the hidden threads ... the ones that aren't linked, but do have a number ... I do not recall distinctly when it began, but it was months ago. The general tension was horrible. To a season of political and social upheaval was added a strange and brooding apprehension of hideous physical danger; a danger widespread and all-embracing, such a danger as may be imagined only in the most terrible phantasms of the night.

They say they are the ghosts of pruned threads, the old old Open Bar is still there. A sickened, sensitive shadow writhing in threads that are not threads, and whirled blindly past ghastly midnights of rotting creation, corpses of dead worlds with sores that were cities, charnel winds that brush the pallid stars and make them flicker low. Beyond the worlds vague ghosts of monstrous things; half-seen columns of unsanctified temples that rest on nameless rocks beneath space and reach up to dizzy vacua above the spheres of light and darkness.

And it was then that the Scrid came out of the Deep. Who he was, none could tell, but he was of the old native blood said he had risen up out of the blackness of twenty-seven centuries, and that he had heard messages from places not on this planet. Into the lands of civilisation came the Scrid, swarthy, slender, and sinister, always filling strange instruments of glass with liquids and combining them into drinks yet stranger.

It was in the hot autumn that I went through the night with the restless crowds to see the Scrid; through the stifling night and up the endless pages into the Open Bar. And shadowed on a screen, I saw hooded lurkers amidst ruins, and purple evil faces peering from behind fallen fragments of BBcode. And I saw the forum battling against blackness; against the waves of trolls from ultimate space; whirling, churning, struggling around the dimming, stuttering server. Then the 500 Errors played amazingly around the heads of the posters, and hair stood up on end whilst rendering bugs more grotesque than I can tell came out and filled their vision. And when I, who was colder and more daring than the rest, mumbled a trembling protest about "shooping" and "pixels," the Scrid drove us all out, down the treacherous URLs into the damp, hot, deserted midnight forum. I screamed aloud that I was not afraid; that I never could be afraid; and others screamed with me for solace. We swore to one another that the forum was exactly the same, and still alive; and when the content began to fade we cursed the community over and over again, and laughed at the fluffy worthless posts we made.

:potd:
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 19, 2010, 07:11:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 04:25:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 19, 2010, 04:20:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 04:13:59 PM
Fact: PD is just that much better with LMNO around.

Alpphapance - You are forbidden to go on vacations, holidays or long weekends ever again.


Or, you could use your divine powers to grant me wireless internet access anywhere in the world.

Paynism is illegal in Montana.

I didn't know that Ostrich was only 16....  :sad:

You're going to have to clarify this.  If you're talking about what I think you are, that's completely legal in Montana.
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 07:13:08 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 19, 2010, 07:11:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 04:25:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 19, 2010, 04:20:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 04:13:59 PM
Fact: PD is just that much better with LMNO around.

Alpphapance - You are forbidden to go on vacations, holidays or long weekends ever again.


Or, you could use your divine powers to grant me wireless internet access anywhere in the world.

Paynism is illegal in Montana.

I didn't know that Ostrich was only 16....  :sad:

You're going to have to clarify this.  If you're talking about what I think you are, that's completely legal in Montana.

No, the devices required were rendered illegal years ago, and there just aren't enough batteries anyway.
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 19, 2010, 10:40:58 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 19, 2010, 05:13:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 19, 2010, 04:59:55 PM
I always click the links here, unless they're to Youtube.

I wrote a piece of user-javascript for Opera (like a firefox extension) that changes all Youtube links to their titles (and makes them green, and if the link anchor text is something else than the Youtube-URL it puts the title of the clip into the tooltip hover title attribute of the link).

Oooh! Want.
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 10:41:57 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 19, 2010, 05:13:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 19, 2010, 04:59:55 PM
I always click the links here, unless they're to Youtube.

I wrote a piece of user-javascript for Opera (like a firefox extension) that changes all Youtube links to their titles (and makes them green, and if the link anchor text is something else than the Youtube-URL it puts the title of the clip into the tooltip hover title attribute of the link).

Trip, sometimes you worry me.
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: Triple Zero on August 20, 2010, 07:47:25 AM
why, because I can make the Internets bow down bend over and whack it into shape until it does what I want? should do! we didn't make all this Internet to not ducttape it together and make it do our biddings. think of it like this, if you were the Internet, I'd be Freeky and the script would be an e-Meathammer. ;-)
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: Payne on August 20, 2010, 10:30:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 07:13:08 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 19, 2010, 07:11:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 04:25:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 19, 2010, 04:20:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 04:13:59 PM
Fact: PD is just that much better with LMNO around.

Alpphapance - You are forbidden to go on vacations, holidays or long weekends ever again.


Or, you could use your divine powers to grant me wireless internet access anywhere in the world.

Paynism is illegal in Montana.

I didn't know that Ostrich was only 16....  :sad:

You're going to have to clarify this.  If you're talking about what I think you are, that's completely legal in Montana.

No, the devices required were rendered illegal years ago, and there just aren't enough batteries anyway.

Indeed. Only the duct tape and the spatulas are allowed anymore.

I could maybe get away with the scaffolding poles and the brabus V8 if I had a good story and the cop was friendly.

It's illegal to even talk about the other items.
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: Freeky on August 20, 2010, 04:59:23 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 20, 2010, 07:47:25 AM
why, because I can make the Internets bow down bend over and whack it into shape until it does what I want? should do! we didn't make all this Internet to not ducttape it together and make it do our biddings. think of it like this, if you were the Internet, I'd be Freeky and the script would be an e-Meathammer. ;-)

:lulz: I luffles you, Trip.
Title: Re: Supermodel having HIP BONES GROUND DOWN to make her more slender.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 21, 2010, 05:38:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2010, 08:17:13 PM
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5g_T-LWQnklSqsN0ymDy46UnfSkOAD9HCUSC80

The party never stops!

:hammer:


Dumb bitch doesn't know that hip implants are in.