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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: sakredchao on August 04, 2004, 05:56:04 PM

Title: the space program
Post by: sakredchao on August 04, 2004, 05:56:04 PM
humans have put people on the moon
we shot bach into space, and it's nearing the edge of our heliosphere
we put satelites around our planet that give us bad TV and cell phones
we sent satalites to jupiter
we built a space station
we sent RC cars to mars
we are trying to send more to mercury

we have not developed a cure to the common cold

this is a gross missallocation of resources
Title: the space program
Post by: bob-o on August 04, 2004, 06:11:11 PM
yes.
Title: the space program
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on August 04, 2004, 06:25:19 PM
Nope, how many virus' have we found cures for? 1, maybe two?
Title: the space program
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on August 04, 2004, 06:54:08 PM
I am shocked at the suggestion that we should be putting money to the eradication of lifeforms rather then the continued exploration of a space program.
Title: the space program
Post by: Horab Fibslager on August 04, 2004, 07:55:58 PM
viruses can't be cured. theyr'e like gundams for chromosomes. heavily armoured battle suits.
Title: the space program
Post by: sakredchao on August 04, 2004, 08:23:31 PM
i'm all for exploring space..  
but i bet aliens hate bach.
i bet aliens like lame techno music.
beep beep doomp beep beep

todays pseudomath lesson:
"gross missallocation of resources" does not equal "blow up nasa"

kim
Title: the space program
Post by: Horab Fibslager on August 04, 2004, 10:59:54 PM
Quote from: sakredchaoi'm all for exploring space..  
but i bet aliens hate bach.
i bet aliens like lame techno music.
beep beep doomp beep beep

todays pseudomath lesson:
"gross missallocation of resources" does not equal "blow up nasa"

kim

you're right on both coutns. the aliens only like happy hardcore, and nucler rpg to the face equls "blow up nasa". nasa suxks let's steal their rockets and go pick up some aliens girls.
Title: the space program
Post by: CannedLizard on August 05, 2004, 03:47:56 AM
ALIENS.

LIKE.

GARETH.

GATES.

Don't ask how I got this information. It's disturbing, I know, but the truth had to come out eventually.
Title: the space program
Post by: sakredchao on August 05, 2004, 05:15:26 AM
hey i'm all for stealing rockets!  we should get some of those RC cars too and race them around the shuttle on the gazillion mile journey to sirius.
Title: the space program
Post by: on August 05, 2004, 07:22:26 AM
There are always going to be new illnesses that show up when we kill the old ones, so by the logic presented the human species would never leave this planet.
Title: Re: the space program
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 05, 2004, 08:23:29 AM
Quote from: sakredchaohumans have put people on the moon
we shot bach into space, and it's nearing the edge of our heliosphere
we put satelites around our planet that give us bad TV and cell phones
we sent satalites to jupiter
we built a space station
we sent RC cars to mars
we are trying to send more to mercury

we have not developed a cure to the common cold

this is a gross missallocation of resources

Do you have ANY idea what benefits we received from the space program, in terms of spin off technology, etc?

Any?
Title: Re: the space program
Post by: Rupert Giles on August 05, 2004, 08:36:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: sakredchaohumans have put people on the moon
we shot bach into space, and it's nearing the edge of our heliosphere
we put satelites around our planet that give us bad TV and cell phones
we sent satalites to jupiter
we built a space station
we sent RC cars to mars
we are trying to send more to mercury

we have not developed a cure to the common cold

this is a gross missallocation of resources

Do you have ANY idea what benefits we received from the space program, in terms of spin off technology, etc?

Any?

Roger, spinning rockets are a bad thing.

Resident Yaw is the bane of rockets.
Title: the space program
Post by: sakredchao on August 05, 2004, 12:46:07 PM
really cool pictures of jupiter.

and zero gravity shots in movies.

really bad television shows, and cell phones.

no, enlighten me.  i mean, maybe i'm not giving spacebach a fair chance.
Title: the space program
Post by: sakredchao on August 05, 2004, 01:41:09 PM
i googled 'space program benefits' and found this website
http://www.thespaceplace.com/nasa/spinoffs.html

PLANT RESEARCH - NASA research on future moon and Mars bases is investigating using plants for food

GOLF BALL AERODYNAMICS - A recently designed golf ball, which has 500 dimples arranged in a pattern of 60 spherical triangles, employs NASA aerodynamics technology

on the upside, however..

SOLAR ENERGY - NASA-pioneered photovoltaic power system for spacecraft applications was applied to programs to expand terrestrial applications as a viable alternative energy source in areas where no conventional power source exists.
Title: the space program
Post by: namu on August 05, 2004, 02:17:30 PM
Overall every dollar invested in the Apollo space program returned 9 dollars. I'm too lazy to retrieve the reference.
Title: the space program
Post by: Horab Fibslager on August 06, 2004, 12:52:01 AM
a great manythings we take for granted everyday are as ssuch as a direct result fo the space prgram, tho it may be dificult to detect because nobody sells nasa brand computers, toasters, or tang, among a hudnred thousand other products.

alto of it may seem frivolous int aht sense especially, but i reckon if anything is gona give the humanrace an excuse to get it's ass back in gear after a century of largess, it's what lies in space. part of the problem is after flying aroudn the world in a few hours for decades,a three year trip to amrs seems liek forever, when explorers of olde would spend lifetimes traveling to places they didn't even knwo existed let aloen coudl see in a telescope and send advance probes to.

besides the common cold is the product of millions upon millions of different virus strains, mutating constantly. the human immune system is the best cure for that.
Title: the space program
Post by: Wishfarple on August 06, 2004, 01:51:16 AM
Quote from: name goes herea great manythings we take for granted everyday are as ssuch as a direct result fo the space prgram, tho it may be dificult to detect because nobody sells nasa brand computers, toasters, or tang, among a hudnred thousand other products.

To which I have to ask, "Why!?"

Fuck, I can't find Tang anywhere, much less NASA Tang.  That new citrus Listerine tastes a LOT like Tang, but it's definitely not for drinking.  Trust me on that one.
Title: the space program
Post by: sakredchao on August 06, 2004, 04:50:20 AM
eh.  i like the space program, i mean.  how else will we conquer other solar systems and create the galactic empire.  

we have to start somewhere.  we have to start sometime.  
what better time than here?  what better time than now?
Title: the space program
Post by: Horab Fibslager on August 06, 2004, 05:29:51 AM
Quote from: sakredchaoeh.  i like the space program, i mean.  how else will we conquer other solar systems and create the galactic empire.  

we have to start somewhere.  we have to start sometime.  
what better time than here?  what better time than now?

now mroe than ever.

the martians may already be preparing for our invasion forces.
Title: Re: the space program
Post by: Trollax on August 06, 2004, 05:36:05 AM
Quote from: sakredchaohumans have put people on the moon
we shot bach into space, and it's nearing the edge of our heliosphere
we put satelites around our planet that give us bad TV and cell phones
we sent satalites to jupiter
we built a space station
we sent RC cars to mars
we are trying to send more to mercury

we have not developed a cure to the common cold

this is a gross missallocation of resources

actually NASA's function is to keep people out of space... We could quite easily eliminate the Need for terrestrial mining, cheaply too. The waste of resources we have spent on pissing around in the backyard is atrocious, I'll agree. What's even-more disgusting is that we refuse to mine space because of econominc monopolies by rabidly expansionist transnationals...
Title: the space program
Post by: on August 06, 2004, 12:15:56 PM
Mining, shit.

I want colonization.
Title: the space program
Post by: sakredchao on August 06, 2004, 03:57:30 PM
Other spinoffs in this area include: ... sports bras

ok i'm a convert..  the space program was totally worth it.  that is the best anti-gravity device ever.