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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: LMNO on August 19, 2010, 02:38:06 PM

Title: Look who's running for the New Hampshire Senate seat...
Post by: LMNO on August 19, 2010, 02:38:06 PM
Bill Binnie.

http://current.com/news/92613538_bill-binnies-english-in-america-political-ad.htm

QuoteFor our kids to prosper and succeed, they must speak English... It's the language of America.  As senator, I'll insist all immigrants speak English.  It's simple.  Americans should have allegiance to one flag, and to one language.  English.[/i]
Title: Re: Look who's running for the New Hampshire Senate seat...
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 04:11:12 PM
Hahahaha!

Well, we were due for a dose of nationalism.  It's been a while.
Title: Re: Look who's running for the New Hampshire Senate seat...
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 04:12:03 PM
And how does a senator insist on something like that?  More to the point, how does he enforce it?
Title: Re: Look who's running for the New Hampshire Senate seat...
Post by: Cain on August 19, 2010, 04:14:58 PM
As we all know, nations without a single language are doomed to a multicultural hodgepodge that leads to their decadence and endless ethnic strife.  That is why Switzerland is the poor, war-torn country it is today.
Title: Re: Look who's running for the New Hampshire Senate seat...
Post by: LMNO on August 19, 2010, 04:15:17 PM
When that commercial came on this morning, my wife and I just stared at each other with dropped jaws for about 30 seconds.


I swear, if the dems lose their majority to this kind of shit, I'm converting to Islam.
Title: Re: Look who's running for the New Hampshire Senate seat...
Post by: Jenne on August 19, 2010, 04:51:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 19, 2010, 02:38:06 PM
Bill Binnie.

http://current.com/news/92613538_bill-binnies-english-in-america-political-ad.htm

QuoteFor our kids to prosper and succeed, they must speak English… It's the language of America.  As senator, I'll insist all immigrants speak English.  It's simple.  Americans should have allegiance to one flag, and to one language.  English.[/i]

:lulz:  We get this shit in CA less and less often.

...guess why?
Title: Re: Look who's running for the New Hampshire Senate seat...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 19, 2010, 05:23:10 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 19, 2010, 04:51:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 19, 2010, 02:38:06 PM
Bill Binnie.

http://current.com/news/92613538_bill-binnies-english-in-america-political-ad.htm

QuoteFor our kids to prosper and succeed, they must speak English... It's the language of America.  As senator, I'll insist all immigrants speak English.  It's simple.  Americans should have allegiance to one flag, and to one language.  English.[/i]

:lulz:  We get this shit in CA less and less often.

...guess why?

You should tell some of the immigrants to settle in beautiful tax free New Hampshire.
New Hampshire is the weirdest New England state though. I don't find this very surprising in the least.
Title: Re: Look who's running for the New Hampshire Senate seat...
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 06:41:50 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 19, 2010, 04:14:58 PM
As we all know, nations without a single language are doomed to a multicultural hodgepodge that leads to their decadence and endless ethnic strife.  That is why Switzerland is the poor, war-torn country it is today.

I think they mean smudgy people languages.
Title: Re: Look who's running for the New Hampshire Senate seat...
Post by: Cain on August 19, 2010, 06:50:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 06:41:50 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 19, 2010, 04:14:58 PM
As we all know, nations without a single language are doomed to a multicultural hodgepodge that leads to their decadence and endless ethnic strife.  That is why Switzerland is the poor, war-torn country it is today.

I think they mean smudgy people languages.

Italians are kinda smudgy
Title: Re: Look who's running for the New Hampshire Senate seat...
Post by: LMNO on August 19, 2010, 06:51:13 PM
That's just because they don't bathe.
Title: Re: Look who's running for the New Hampshire Senate seat...
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 06:52:35 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 19, 2010, 06:50:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 06:41:50 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 19, 2010, 04:14:58 PM
As we all know, nations without a single language are doomed to a multicultural hodgepodge that leads to their decadence and endless ethnic strife.  That is why Switzerland is the poor, war-torn country it is today.

I think they mean smudgy people languages.

Italians are kinda smudgy

No, it's just that they excrete a protective slime, like a facilitated anerobic bacteria.
Title: Re: Look who's running for the New Hampshire Senate seat...
Post by: Jenne on August 19, 2010, 07:20:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 06:41:50 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 19, 2010, 04:14:58 PM
As we all know, nations without a single language are doomed to a multicultural hodgepodge that leads to their decadence and endless ethnic strife.  That is why Switzerland is the poor, war-torn country it is today.

I think they mean smudgy people languages.

You could be right, Rog.  If we suddenly wanted to institute everything being dually interpreted into German or French, there'd be nary a squeak.

Well, maybe the French.
Title: Re: Look who's running for the New Hampshire Senate seat...
Post by: Jenne on August 19, 2010, 07:21:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 06:52:35 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 19, 2010, 06:50:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 06:41:50 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 19, 2010, 04:14:58 PM
As we all know, nations without a single language are doomed to a multicultural hodgepodge that leads to their decadence and endless ethnic strife.  That is why Switzerland is the poor, war-torn country it is today.

I think they mean smudgy people languages.

Italians are kinda smudgy

No, it's just that they excrete a protective slime, like a facilitated anerobic bacteria.
:crankey:
Title: Re: Look who's running for the New Hampshire Senate seat...
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 08:24:14 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 19, 2010, 07:21:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 06:52:35 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 19, 2010, 06:50:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 19, 2010, 06:41:50 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 19, 2010, 04:14:58 PM
As we all know, nations without a single language are doomed to a multicultural hodgepodge that leads to their decadence and endless ethnic strife.  That is why Switzerland is the poor, war-torn country it is today.

I think they mean smudgy people languages.

Italians are kinda smudgy

No, it's just that they excrete a protective slime, like a facilitated anerobic bacteria.
:crankey:

8)
Title: Re: Look who's running for the New Hampshire Senate seat...
Post by: Jenne on August 19, 2010, 08:51:14 PM
:lulz:

I call it a "year-round-tan," myself.