http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/
I have barely managed to read the whole thing, and FireWillow couldn't make it through the first 15 chapters.
We died of laughter, then died a little inside because, honestly, this girl could make Einstein lose a few brain cells just attempting to decipher the writing or uncover a plot that makes any coherent sense.
Read...discuss...post the idiotic quotes and revel in their EPIC FAIL.
Quote from: Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen on August 19, 2010, 09:32:54 PM
http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/
I have barely managed to read the whole thing, and FireWillow couldn't make it through the first 15 chapters.
We died of laughter, then died a little inside because, honestly, this girl could make Einstein lose a few brain cells just attempting to decipher the writing or uncover a plot that makes any coherent sense.
Read...discuss...post the idiotic quotes and revel in their EPIC FAIL.
What is it with bad female writers and describing clothing. Literally all the first chapter is is her describing clothes in MIND NUMBING detail.
Quote from: Kingderp on August 19, 2010, 09:35:11 PM
Quote from: Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen on August 19, 2010, 09:32:54 PM
http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/
I have barely managed to read the whole thing, and FireWillow couldn't make it through the first 15 chapters.
We died of laughter, then died a little inside because, honestly, this girl could make Einstein lose a few brain cells just attempting to decipher the writing or uncover a plot that makes any coherent sense.
Read...discuss...post the idiotic quotes and revel in their EPIC FAIL.
What is it with bad female writers and describing clothing. Literally all the first chapter is is her describing clothes in MIND NUMBING detail.
THAT, essentially, is what starts the brain-numbing process.
Up until Draco puts his thingy in her you-know-what.
Quote from: Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen on August 19, 2010, 09:38:12 PM
Quote from: Kingderp on August 19, 2010, 09:35:11 PM
Quote from: Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen on August 19, 2010, 09:32:54 PM
http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/
I have barely managed to read the whole thing, and FireWillow couldn't make it through the first 15 chapters.
We died of laughter, then died a little inside because, honestly, this girl could make Einstein lose a few brain cells just attempting to decipher the writing or uncover a plot that makes any coherent sense.
Read...discuss...post the idiotic quotes and revel in their EPIC FAIL.
What is it with bad female writers and describing clothing. Literally all the first chapter is is her describing clothes in MIND NUMBING detail.
THAT, essentially, is what starts the brain-numbing process.
Up until Draco puts his thingy in her you-know-what.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKERS
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f63/Trigun240/Hero%20nominations/AlbusDumbledore.jpg)
Quote from: Kingderp on August 19, 2010, 09:49:08 PM
Quote from: Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen on August 19, 2010, 09:38:12 PM
Quote from: Kingderp on August 19, 2010, 09:35:11 PM
Quote from: Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen on August 19, 2010, 09:32:54 PM
http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/
I have barely managed to read the whole thing, and FireWillow couldn't make it through the first 15 chapters.
We died of laughter, then died a little inside because, honestly, this girl could make Einstein lose a few brain cells just attempting to decipher the writing or uncover a plot that makes any coherent sense.
Read...discuss...post the idiotic quotes and revel in their EPIC FAIL.
What is it with bad female writers and describing clothing. Literally all the first chapter is is her describing clothes in MIND NUMBING detail.
THAT, essentially, is what starts the brain-numbing process.
Up until Draco puts his thingy in her you-know-what.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKERS
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f63/Trigun240/Hero%20nominations/AlbusDumbledore.jpg)
:lulz:
Cheese owns dis here board.
My Immortal is the most triumphant example of fanfic trolling EVER (the Naruto/Anne Frank Diary crossover being a close second).
We used to have group readings of this at this camp I went to.
"VOLFEMORT HAS HIM BONDAGE!"
Good times.
Quote from: Cain on August 19, 2010, 09:58:44 PM
My Immortal is the most triumphant example of fanfic trolling EVER (the Naruto/Anne Frank Diary crossover being a close second).
Its not trolling. If it is it was done by a very OCD troll, the both the writer and the "editor" have multiple accounts on different sites that date back far before the writing of my immortal, and these accounts are full of forum posts ect. Its sad, but this is a completely honest fanfic.
On a side not: I heard a rumor that Gerard Way of MCR dyed his hair blond after reading the chapter that went into great detail about his "sexy black hair".
Quote from: Kingderp on August 20, 2010, 12:20:39 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 19, 2010, 09:58:44 PM
My Immortal is the most triumphant example of fanfic trolling EVER (the Naruto/Anne Frank Diary crossover being a close second).
Its not trolling. If it is it was done by a very OCD troll, the both the writer and the "editor" have multiple accounts on different sites that date back far before the writing of my immortal, and these accounts are full of forum posts ect. Its sad, but this is a completely honest fanfic.
On a side not: I heard a rumor that Gerard Way of MCR dyed his hair blond after reading the chapter that went into great detail about his "sexy black hair".
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Quote from: Kingderp on August 20, 2010, 12:20:39 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 19, 2010, 09:58:44 PM
My Immortal is the most triumphant example of fanfic trolling EVER (the Naruto/Anne Frank Diary crossover being a close second).
Its not trolling. If it is it was done by a very OCD troll, the both the writer and the "editor" have multiple accounts on different sites that date back far before the writing of my immortal, and these accounts are full of forum posts ect. Its sad, but this is a completely honest fanfic.
On a side not: I heard a rumor that Gerard Way of MCR dyed his hair blond after reading the chapter that went into great detail about his "sexy black hair".
I'm pretty sure the author's a troll. She hits waaaaay too many tropes and things not to be. It's also been taken down from FFN and other places like a dozen times, plus people pose as her sometimes for the entertainment value.
And that's awesome.
i literally cannot read that... :lulz:
http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm (http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm)
QuoteI was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me.
All that make-up in the rain and snow? My gosh, no wonder they were staring. She probably looked like a draggle-tailed raccoon.
Way to kill my brain, Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen.
Don't forget "Vampire" Potter and Draco Malfoy having sexual relations.
Then Ebony and Draco having sex while "Volfemort" is chasing them.
Quote from: Kingderp on August 19, 2010, 09:49:08 PM
Quote from: Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen on August 19, 2010, 09:38:12 PM
Quote from: Kingderp on August 19, 2010, 09:35:11 PM
Quote from: Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen on August 19, 2010, 09:32:54 PM
http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/
I have barely managed to read the whole thing, and FireWillow couldn't make it through the first 15 chapters.
We died of laughter, then died a little inside because, honestly, this girl could make Einstein lose a few brain cells just attempting to decipher the writing or uncover a plot that makes any coherent sense.
Read...discuss...post the idiotic quotes and revel in their EPIC FAIL.
What is it with bad female writers and describing clothing. Literally all the first chapter is is her describing clothes in MIND NUMBING detail.
THAT, essentially, is what starts the brain-numbing process.
Up until Draco puts his thingy in her you-know-what.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKERS
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f63/Trigun240/Hero%20nominations/AlbusDumbledore.jpg)
:mittens:
Quote"You ludacris fools!" he shouted.
(http://www.rawdrive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ludacris9.jpg)
QuoteI started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry.
"They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!" he yelled in a furious voice.
"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor McGonagall.
(http://www.hogwartsfansite.co.uk/maggieasminerva.jpg)
:lulz:
Hey hey hey! Spoiler alerts, mister! I haven't gotten that far. Voldemort just gave Enoby the gun to kill Vampire Potter and now she's making out with Draco on the way back to Hogwarts.
I have to give this link to the guys in #nanowrimo. Some of them write 'Real HP Fanfic', whatever that means. Hehehe. HAHAHA.
Quote from: curiosity on August 20, 2010, 03:03:47 AM
Hey hey hey! Spoiler alerts, mister! I haven't gotten that far. Voldemort just gave Enoby the gun to kill Vampire Potter and now she's making out with Draco on the way back to Hogwarts.
I have to give this link to the guys in #nanowrimo. Some of them write 'Real HP Fanfic', whatever that means. Hehehe. HAHAHA.
Honey, that's the beginning, what he quoted.
What?!?!?!?!?! I must have missed it through the rain of bloody tears down my pallid face, obscuring my lapis lazuli eyes . . .
This fanfic is infamous. It still deserves more attention, though, for pretty much exemplifying everything that should be avoided when writing fiction.
Quote from: Doktor Plague on August 20, 2010, 05:40:51 AM
This fanfic is infamous. It still deserves more attention, though, for pretty much exemplifying everything that should be exploited when writing fiction.
You know you want to read more.
MY IMMORTAL: A DRAMATIC READING
:jabroni:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT8C9DOr-XA&feature=related
edit: wait this one is much better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Mmvss6w80
Quote from: Cramulus on August 20, 2010, 02:52:57 PM
edit: wait this one is much better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Mmvss6w80
OFUK I think I laughed loud enough to wake up my roommates upstairs.
You guys are going to be so jealous.
I own this in printed and bound hardcopy.
I must name my first children Enoby and Goffik in tribute
Quote from: Cramulus on August 20, 2010, 02:52:57 PM
edit: wait this one is much better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Mmvss6w80
I love how he stumbles over the spelling and laughs!
Microsoft Sam Reads My Immortal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwDevTvb9jc
For teh lulz, I looked up that Tara Gillespie bitch around last december on myspace and trolled her.
:lulz:
This is old but hilarious. She took it offline (she is no fun!) but some awesome /b/tards hosted it for all to see :lulz:
Anyways, the best part is the dramatic readings! They are all over youtube, people attemting to read it in a most serious manner. Classic :D
e.g. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA_VSQqn32M
Teehee, dumbleydore
EDIT: Darnit, Cram beat me to it :argh!:
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen Cheese Bitch on September 10, 2010, 11:23:47 PM
For teh lulz, I looked up that Tara Gillespie bitch around last december on myspace and trolled her.
:lulz:
That was probably a troll, too. There are a million of 'em out there, and it probably wasn't the actual Gillespie.
Quote from: Hover Cat on September 11, 2010, 12:51:27 AM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen Cheese Bitch on September 10, 2010, 11:23:47 PM
For teh lulz, I looked up that Tara Gillespie bitch around last december on myspace and trolled her.
:lulz:
That was probably a troll, too. There are a million of 'em out there, and it probably wasn't the actual Gillespie.
It had her real picture.
Quote from: FireWillow on September 11, 2010, 01:54:04 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on September 11, 2010, 12:51:27 AM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen Cheese Bitch on September 10, 2010, 11:23:47 PM
For teh lulz, I looked up that Tara Gillespie bitch around last december on myspace and trolled her.
:lulz:
That was probably a troll, too. There are a million of 'em out there, and it probably wasn't the actual Gillespie.
It had her real picture.
One of these? (http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=5nZ&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&q=tara%20gillespie&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1408&bih=702)
Quote from: Hover Cat on August 20, 2010, 12:42:18 AM
Quote from: Kingderp on August 20, 2010, 12:20:39 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 19, 2010, 09:58:44 PM
My Immortal is the most triumphant example of fanfic trolling EVER (the Naruto/Anne Frank Diary crossover being a close second).
Its not trolling. If it is it was done by a very OCD troll, the both the writer and the "editor" have multiple accounts on different sites that date back far before the writing of my immortal, and these accounts are full of forum posts ect. Its sad, but this is a completely honest fanfic.
On a side not: I heard a rumor that Gerard Way of MCR dyed his hair blond after reading the chapter that went into great detail about his "sexy black hair".
I'm pretty sure the author's a troll. She hits waaaaay too many tropes and things not to be. It's also been taken down from FFN and other places like a dozen times, plus people pose as her sometimes for the entertainment value.
And that's awesome.
The simplest explanation is the best.
If its a troll then, like I said, its a VERY obsessive one. Consider for a moment just how LONG My Immortal is, and keep in mind the long dry spots with little to no lulz. Plus, she seems to have an encyclopedic knowledge of the emo/goth culture, clothing(think about the detail in which she describes clothing), products, bands. A troll would most likely only have a baseline knowledge of those things.
If shes an idiot, well, then shes just an idiot.
I've never been goth, never had friends who were hardcore into it, never even liked MCR. And I knew pretty much everything in the story, because my demographic had been soaked in that and I doubt hers differed from mine all that much. So mebbe, mebbe not.
Yeah, from what I can see nothing is referenced that anybody who went through a mildly goth/emo/whatever phase in their teens won't have at least heard about. Similar to how EVERYBODY nowadays knows what the stereotypical hipster likes, even if they have little to no contact with actual hipsters.
Quote from: Hover Cat on September 11, 2010, 01:58:37 AM
Quote from: FireWillow on September 11, 2010, 01:54:04 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on September 11, 2010, 12:51:27 AM
Quote from: Sir Fronkensteen Cheese Bitch on September 10, 2010, 11:23:47 PM
For teh lulz, I looked up that Tara Gillespie bitch around last december on myspace and trolled her.
:lulz:
That was probably a troll, too. There are a million of 'em out there, and it probably wasn't the actual Gillespie.
It had her real picture.
One of these? (http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=5nZ&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&q=tara%20gillespie&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1408&bih=702)
LOL, no.
She was blonde, heaviliy eyelinered, holding a skull, with a tattoo that said "Goffik".
Things like this make me wish I could tear off my own head, preferably on live television.
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 11, 2010, 07:14:31 PM
Things like this make me wish I could tear off my own head, preferably on live television.
Stop being so emo.
This is probably the worst thing I've ever experienced in my life.
Also, I once went to a metal club in melbourne, and a girl called me a preppie. I had to ask the bartender what a preppie was.
Quote from: Cudgel on September 11, 2010, 09:45:05 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 11, 2010, 07:14:31 PM
Things like this make me wish I could tear off my own head, preferably on live television.
Stop being so emo.
I meant it more in the spirit of Howard Beale. Or Dave Brockie. Whichever. :lulz:
Quote from: Hover Cat on September 11, 2010, 03:14:00 AM
I've never been goth, never had friends who were hardcore into it, never even liked MCR. And I knew pretty much everything in the story, because my demographic had been soaked in that and I doubt hers differed from mine all that much. So mebbe, mebbe not.
Back in the days when
I was Goth, we listened to Marilyn Manson and wrote bad poetry....well, not me because I hate poetry, but all my friends wrote horrible stuff that they made me read. :x
....I was writing Sailor Moon fanfics.
......but I swear my writing was 10x better than this.
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 12, 2010, 07:09:08 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 11, 2010, 09:45:05 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 11, 2010, 07:14:31 PM
Things like this make me wish I could tear off my own head, preferably on live television.
Stop being so emo.
I meant it more in the spirit of Howard Beale. Or Dave Brockie. Whichever. :lulz:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I hath Telekinesis." :lulz:
I could totally see it as self-parody. When I was in the Goth scene, we constantly wrote performances that skewered the subculture -- From my experience, no one can mock a goth as well as another goth.
I don't know man...
I think it's more fun to say she's the world's best moron and move on.
:lulz: