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Title: ITT I answer all your questions about investing
Post by: Cain on August 20, 2010, 03:59:42 PM
They built a house of straw. The thundering machines sputtered and stopped. Their leaders talked and talked and talked. But nothing could stem the avalanche. Their world crumbled. The cities exploded. A whirlwind of looting, a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men.

On the roads it was a white line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive. The gangs took over the highways, ready to wage war for a tank of juice. And in this maelstrom of decay, ordinary men were battered and smashed.

Except for one man armed with an AK-47, and a Honda full of silver.
Title: Re: ITT I answer all your questions about investing
Post by: The Johnny on August 20, 2010, 09:49:53 PM

I couldnt think on a better weapon to invest on - on the other hand, some kind of Nissan or Volkswagen car would seem more durable?
Title: Re: ITT I answer all your questions about investing
Post by: Cain on August 20, 2010, 09:57:15 PM
A Honda.  Accept no substitutes.
Title: Re: ITT I answer all your questions about investing
Post by: the last yatto on August 21, 2010, 12:15:52 AM
How did Mithra slay the modern day bull?
Title: Re: ITT I answer all your questions about investing
Post by: GIGGLES on August 28, 2010, 03:38:43 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 20, 2010, 03:59:42 PM
They built a house of straw. The thundering machines sputtered and stopped. Their leaders talked and talked and talked. But nothing could stem the avalanche. Their world crumbled. The cities exploded. A whirlwind of looting, a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men.

On the roads it was a white line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive. The gangs took over the highways, ready to wage war for a tank of juice. And in this maelstrom of decay, ordinary men were battered and smashed.

Except for one man armed with an AK-47, and a Honda full of silver.

I JUST BOUGHT 20 SHARES OF PUD'S RETARDED BROTHER. IS THIS INVESTMENT WISE?
Title: Re: ITT I answer all your questions about investing
Post by: Disco Pickle on August 28, 2010, 04:15:56 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 20, 2010, 09:57:15 PM
A Honda.  Accept no substitutes.

I've tried to run several isuzu's into the ground..  and had no problem with them except that I drove them like they were stolen..

I really miss the Impulse..  Lotus suspension..

but I'll gladly run a Trooper or Rodeo or the discontinued Amigo.

I was completely convinced you were talking about the movie Road Warrior..  but I'm pretty sure there were no Hondas in that movie. 
Title: Re: ITT I answer all your questions about investing
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on August 28, 2010, 06:09:06 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 20, 2010, 09:49:53 PM

I couldnt think on a better weapon to invest on - on the other hand, some kind of Nissan or Volkswagen car would seem more durable?

Boi thats a Kalashnikov. You can run it over, dip it in pig shit then nuke it and the damn thing will still shoot.
Title: Re: ITT I answer all your questions about investing
Post by: Cain on August 28, 2010, 10:31:12 AM
Quote from: GIGGLES on August 28, 2010, 03:38:43 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 20, 2010, 03:59:42 PM
They built a house of straw. The thundering machines sputtered and stopped. Their leaders talked and talked and talked. But nothing could stem the avalanche. Their world crumbled. The cities exploded. A whirlwind of looting, a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men.

On the roads it was a white line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive. The gangs took over the highways, ready to wage war for a tank of juice. And in this maelstrom of decay, ordinary men were battered and smashed.

Except for one man armed with an AK-47, and a Honda full of silver.

I JUST BOUGHT 20 SHARES OF PUD'S RETARDED BROTHER. IS THIS INVESTMENT WISE?

Absolutely.  A venture Pud is in any way related to could never fail.  When the market goes up though, as it invariably will, sell the shares and invest in Adbrite instead, for even greater returns.
Title: Re: ITT I answer all your questions about investing
Post by: Cain on October 04, 2013, 01:22:35 PM
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Title: Re: ITT I answer all your questions about investing
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 04, 2013, 02:35:19 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 20, 2010, 09:57:15 PM
A Honda.  Accept no substitutes.

Yes, if you've bought a Camry, you're just accepted that you've given up on life.
Title: Re: ITT I answer all your questions about investing
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 04, 2013, 07:47:32 PM
Mister the Cain:

I have invested in several bikes, but am having logistical issues due to storage capacity. Where do you suggest I leave the aforementioned bikes?
Title: Re: ITT I answer all your questions about investing
Post by: Suu on October 04, 2013, 07:52:26 PM
Swiss francs or Japanese yen?
Title: Re: ITT I answer all your questions about investing
Post by: Cain on October 04, 2013, 09:19:35 PM
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Title: Re: ITT I answer all your questions about investing
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 04, 2013, 09:42:49 PM
I broke my food processor, what do you recommend for a replacement?
Title: Re: ITT I answer all your questions about investing
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 04, 2013, 10:58:14 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 04, 2013, 09:42:49 PM
I broke my food processor, what do you recommend for a replacement?

I initially read this as "I broke my good professor".  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT I answer all your questions about investing
Post by: Cain on October 04, 2013, 11:19:04 PM
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Title: Re: ITT I answer all your questions about investing
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 04, 2013, 11:41:40 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 04, 2013, 11:19:04 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 04, 2013, 09:42:49 PM
I broke my food processor, what do you recommend for a replacement?

Unprocessed food.

I can't make chocolate truffles without one :(