Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 24, 2010, 06:54:01 AM

Title: ATTN PD
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 24, 2010, 06:54:01 AM
(http://www.spagbook.com/images/rubiks.jpg)

EAT THAT, DISCORD!
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Lies on August 24, 2010, 06:56:38 AM
I can do that too. How long does it take you to do it? I've got mine down to 2 minutes.
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Lies on August 24, 2010, 06:57:23 AM
BTW, good work. It's very satisfying being able to do it huh?
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 24, 2010, 07:03:36 AM
It took me like 2 hours... :(

also, did you know that the middle row can turn too? :|
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Jasper on August 24, 2010, 07:07:44 AM
I can solve mine in just under half a minute.


All I need is 54 colored stickers.
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on August 24, 2010, 07:18:55 AM
You took a picture of a brand new rubix cube and then took another picture after you scrambled it.
Then you labeled the scrambled picture "before" and the brand new picture "after".
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Jasper on August 24, 2010, 07:22:56 AM
Just because WE'RE cheating idiots doesn't mean vex is.  :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Don Coyote on August 24, 2010, 07:24:16 AM
I solved mine with a screwdriver.
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Lies on August 24, 2010, 07:30:57 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 24, 2010, 07:03:36 AM
It took me like 2 hours... :(

also, did you know that the middle row can turn too? :|

Ah, well, keep practicing, I managed to get it under 5 minutes in a couple of days...

And the middle row *can* turn, but the middle colours always stay the same relative to each other.
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 24, 2010, 01:19:34 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on August 24, 2010, 07:07:44 AM
I can solve mine in just under half a minute.


All I need is 54 colored stickers.

this, which I figured out at the age of 9. While the rest of you spags were busy trying to "solve" the rubik's cube, I was wrecking cars and chasing tail. Who's so goddamn smart now, huh?
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Lies on August 24, 2010, 01:26:42 PM
ECH wins the thread.
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Jenne on August 24, 2010, 01:46:48 PM
Hmm...I hope ECH means he was just solving the Rubiks Cube at 9 and not stealing cars/chasing women then...one is somewhat impressive, the other the indication of needing a good whack upside the head.
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Lies on August 24, 2010, 01:50:33 PM
Jenne also makes a good point though.

Chasing tail at 9 is kinda... I dunno. Didn't think about tail at 9. 12 though is a different story.

But I think ECH meant to say, he figured out how to cheat the rubiks cube at 9. Been there, done that, fast forward a few years later, wreaking cars and chasing tail, which I endorse.
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Jenne on August 24, 2010, 01:57:54 PM
Oh yeah, wrecking not stealing...though at nine, you'd have to be stealing to wreck 'em...Lys, you're probably/hopefully right.  :lol:
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 24, 2010, 02:12:59 PM
A solved rubik's cube is worth at least 5 beautiful and exotic women.
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Lies on August 24, 2010, 02:20:18 PM
Well you'd be surprised (or not) at how many girls I've managed to get into bed by solving a rubiks cube in 2 minutes.
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: LMNO on August 24, 2010, 02:27:03 PM
Depending on the actual number, I may or may not be surprised. 
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Elder Iptuous on August 24, 2010, 02:28:37 PM
i can't possibly imagine how fucking frustrated i would be if five beautiful exotic women gave me a scrambled rubik's cube and told me it was the key to their bloomers....
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Rumckle on August 24, 2010, 02:34:52 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 24, 2010, 02:20:18 PM
Well you'd be surprised (or not) at how many girls I've managed to get into bed by solving a rubiks cube in 2 minutes.

Have you figured out to solve a rubiks cube using your penis?
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Lies on August 24, 2010, 03:30:17 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on August 24, 2010, 02:34:52 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 24, 2010, 02:20:18 PM
Well you'd be surprised (or not) at how many girls I've managed to get into bed by solving a rubiks cube in 2 minutes.

Have you figured out to solve a rubiks cube using your penis?

On my "to-do" list.
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Lies on August 24, 2010, 03:32:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 24, 2010, 02:27:03 PM
Depending on the actual number, I may or may not be surprised.  
Well, about two actually. The fact that I got more then zero should be pretty surprising, I think.

I mean, it definitely surprised me.
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 24, 2010, 04:25:21 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 24, 2010, 03:32:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 24, 2010, 02:27:03 PM
Depending on the actual number, I may or may not be surprised.  
Well, about two actually. The fact that I got more then zero should be pretty surprising, I think.

I mean, it definitely surprised me.

What kind of girls were they?
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Lies on August 24, 2010, 04:28:13 PM
One was a geeky but good looking kind and the other was a slim, modelesque airhead who considers herself a scientist (but really, really isn't...)
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 24, 2010, 04:32:11 PM
I cannot imagine a guy's ability to solve a rubik's cube in any time frame being such a huge turn on....

Well maybe if he was really hot and was solving it naked and one handed....

Ok well we just won't go there!   :oops:
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 24, 2010, 04:35:17 PM
A solved rubik's cube in the hand is worth two in the vagina
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Lies on August 24, 2010, 04:35:32 PM
Well, it probably wasn't *just* solving the rubiks cube, but they did seem pretty impressed by how good with my hands I was  :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Don Coyote on August 24, 2010, 04:36:08 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on August 24, 2010, 04:35:17 PM
A solved rubik's cube in the hand is worth two in the vagina

2 hands or 2 cubes?
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 24, 2010, 04:39:17 PM
fucking cubes
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 04:42:37 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on August 24, 2010, 04:35:17 PM
A solved rubik's cube in the hand is worth two in the vagina

how long does it take you to solve one with your vagina?
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Jenne on August 24, 2010, 04:42:54 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on August 24, 2010, 04:39:17 PM
fucking cubes

how do they work?
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: LMNO on August 24, 2010, 04:48:23 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 04:42:37 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on August 24, 2010, 04:35:17 PM
A solved rubik's cube in the hand is worth two in the vagina

how long does it take you to solve one with your vagina?

Once inside Squid's vagina, the cube is only too happy to solve itself.
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 24, 2010, 04:51:16 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 24, 2010, 04:35:32 PM
Well, it probably wasn't *just* solving the rubiks cube, but they did seem pretty impressed by how good with my hands I was  :lulz:

This is truth. Apparently my marketability went up when girls started seeing me play guitar live. Dexterity can be a turn on.
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 24, 2010, 04:54:57 PM
you people make everything about sex.
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Jenne on August 24, 2010, 04:55:40 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 24, 2010, 04:54:57 PM
you people make everything about sex.

fuck yeah we do
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 24, 2010, 04:56:57 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 24, 2010, 04:54:57 PM
you people make everything about sex.

Blame the entertainment industry. We're programmed to make it about sex.
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 24, 2010, 04:57:27 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 24, 2010, 04:54:57 PM
you people make everything about sex.

I'm missing the problem with that?

Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 24, 2010, 05:00:55 PM
This is why Muslims hate our freedom, you know.
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 24, 2010, 05:01:31 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 04:42:37 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on August 24, 2010, 04:35:17 PM
A solved rubik's cube in the hand is worth two in the vagina

how long does it take you to solve one with your vagina?

What LMNO said.
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 24, 2010, 05:03:18 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 24, 2010, 05:00:55 PM
This is why Muslims hate our freedom, you know.

Because we have sex with toys?  :?

No one is stopping them....

Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Jenne on August 24, 2010, 05:10:29 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 24, 2010, 05:03:18 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 24, 2010, 05:00:55 PM
This is why Muslims hate our freedom, you know.

Because we have sex with toys?  :?

No one is stopping them....



:hashishim:
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 24, 2010, 05:12:52 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 24, 2010, 05:10:29 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 24, 2010, 05:03:18 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 24, 2010, 05:00:55 PM
This is why Muslims hate our freedom, you know.

Because we have sex with toys?  :?

No one is stopping them....



:hashishim:

:oops:

I'm a bad girl huh?
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 24, 2010, 05:19:28 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 24, 2010, 05:12:52 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 24, 2010, 05:10:29 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 24, 2010, 05:03:18 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 24, 2010, 05:00:55 PM
This is why Muslims hate our freedom, you know.

Because we have sex with toys?  :?

No one is stopping them....



:hashishim:

:oops:

I'm a bad girl huh?

(http://www.spagbook.com/images/arab-d.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 24, 2010, 05:27:26 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Rumckle on August 25, 2010, 04:52:35 AM
I'll be truly impressed when you can do this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtRsKWAECbs
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Jasper on August 25, 2010, 05:23:10 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on August 25, 2010, 04:52:35 AM
I'll be truly impressed when you can do this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtRsKWAECbs

I think that single incident might have been the entire reason for cities and technology and science to even be worth the effort.
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Lies on August 25, 2010, 05:25:20 AM
Damn, 30 seconds, even I haven't gotten it down that far yet.  :argh!:
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Triple Zero on August 25, 2010, 08:17:35 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 24, 2010, 04:42:37 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on August 24, 2010, 04:35:17 PM
A solved rubik's cube in the hand is worth two in the vagina

how long does it take you to dissolve one with your vagina?

depends on time of the month and diet, because of acidity etc.
Title: Re: ATTN PD
Post by: Lies on September 11, 2010, 03:02:14 AM
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