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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on August 25, 2010, 07:00:22 PM

Title: HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 25, 2010, 07:00:22 PM
I just found out that:

1) when we get back to port in VA on the 31st, we have a week off (paid), followed by a 4-month job that will have us leaving port every week on monday and returning on thursday. We get the entire weekend off (again, paid) for 4 straight months.

2) when that job ends, we will get the entire month of january off (not paid, but still sweet as hell. STT, here I come.)

3) when we resume work again in february, we will either be reprising the job that gets us paid weekends off, or we will be going to the bahamas, tying up to the dock, and not leaving. We would essentially be a floating hotel, which means that when I'm not busy making the food I get to go fuck off and go scuba diving, bonefishing, and exploring the vast emptiness of Andros Island.

4) There's a very good chance that, come June, we will be taking a job that will have us working in motherfucking NORWAY for the entire summer.

I love this job.
Title: Re: HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH!
Post by: Adios on August 25, 2010, 07:01:43 PM
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Congrats!
Title: Re: HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH!
Post by: Jasper on August 25, 2010, 07:04:22 PM
It is good to be ECH.
Title: Re: HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 25, 2010, 07:06:43 PM
:crankey:

Dok,
Dealing with asshole contractors and incompetent colleagues today.
Title: Re: HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH!
Post by: AFK on August 25, 2010, 07:08:26 PM
:crankey:

RWHN,
Dealing with asstards who won't return calls and chatterbox interns.  And also crappy Maine weather. 
Title: Re: HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH!
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 25, 2010, 07:09:56 PM

:crankey:

Khara,
Having to bite her tongue when customer's ask what flavors the urinal screens come in!
Title: Re: HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH!
Post by: Adios on August 25, 2010, 07:14:18 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 25, 2010, 07:09:56 PM

:crankey:

Khara,
Having to bite her tongue when customer's ask what flavors the urinal screens come in!


:spittake:
Title: Re: HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 25, 2010, 07:43:28 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 25, 2010, 07:09:56 PM

:crankey:

Khara,
Having to bite her tongue when customer's ask what flavors the urinal screens come in!

:lulz:
Title: Re: HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH!
Post by: Jenne on August 25, 2010, 07:47:27 PM
Wow, that's awesome, ECH.  After what-all you went through last year to find a decent paying and rewarding job, I'm glad you landed one that makes you happy!
Title: Re: HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH!
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 25, 2010, 07:47:41 PM
Can I come with you ECH?  

Don't you need a decent sous chef?  
Chief bottle washer?
Token bitch?  
I can provide references for any of those...  :lulz:
Title: Re: HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 26, 2010, 02:51:20 PM
I think it might be a while before I'm allowed to hire an assistant, but when the time comes I'll make sure you at least get an interview. I've been pushing for my budget to be expanded to allow me to do some high-end fancy stuff using the argument that if we charge the clients an extra $1000/day for food, I can give myself a 50% raise, be able to buy whatever ingredients I want, and still put half of that extra money in the owner's pocket. If that comes to pass and proves successful, my next move will be to push for another budget expansion so I can hire a sous-chef.
Title: Re: HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH!
Post by: Cramulus on August 26, 2010, 02:52:32 PM
christ, you totally just won western civ
Title: Re: HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH!
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 26, 2010, 03:08:11 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 26, 2010, 02:51:20 PM
I think it might be a while before I'm allowed to hire an assistant, but when the time comes I'll make sure you at least get an interview. I've been pushing for my budget to be expanded to allow me to do some high-end fancy stuff using the argument that if we charge the clients an extra $1000/day for food, I can give myself a 50% raise, be able to buy whatever ingredients I want, and still put half of that extra money in the owner's pocket. If that comes to pass and proves successful, my next move will be to push for another budget expansion so I can hire a sous-chef.

I am so jealous.  God what a dream job!!  You are so lucky!
Title: Re: HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH!
Post by: Adios on August 26, 2010, 03:18:57 PM
If it doesn't violate security terms, post pictures!
Title: Re: HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH!
Post by: Lies on August 26, 2010, 03:28:43 PM
Fuck you and your awesomeness ECH  :argh!:
/jealous
Title: Re: HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 26, 2010, 06:44:24 PM
If I wasn't so prone to seasickness, I'd be really, really jealous.
Title: Re: HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 26, 2010, 07:03:05 PM
oh, and FYI Lys you can pretty much count on meeting me IRL sometime before the end of 2011. I get all of january off but I won't be able to do Aus then because I've got some stuff to take care of here onthe home front, but the next time after that I have a whole month off the plan is for ECHGF and I to fly into Melbourne, rent a camper, and circumnavigate the whole country, or at least get as far as we can before we get eaten by mutant saltwater crocs or flying box jellys.
Title: Re: HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH!
Post by: Chairman Risus on August 27, 2010, 12:32:05 AM
Way to snag a nice gig. Congratulations.
Title: Re: HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 27, 2010, 01:16:43 AM
:cheers: