Because Cuddlefish demanded it.
Remember, funny is funny, and being mean is just dickish.
Is actually just a support system for the 'stache.
Reads tarot with a flashlight when no one's looking.
Gets aroused by well endowed asian trannies.
Is known for being short. Really short.
Is Aleister Crowley reincarnated, and knows it.
Is udderly ridiculous.
Keeps peanut butter in the fridge.
Comes from Sasketchewan.
Sucks Puppy dog's willys.
Bought every Hanson album.
Has red hair. And can't smile.
Is a shitstain on the posterior of the planet.
Flunked out of the Mad Science Academy.
Just plain flunked out.
is the real reason we have global warming.
Probably isn't a very good dancer and won't stop making googley eyes at me.
I can sense it.
Tea bagger.
Is actually English.
A roadie for Klok Kaos.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 26, 2010, 07:36:16 PM
Is actually English.
Ouch!
Cheezer is the tour bus driver for AKK
Now we're talkin'
Sparkly vampire Na'vi cosplayer.
From Rhode Island. Nuff said.
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 26, 2010, 07:38:46 PM
Now we're talkin'
Sparkly vampire Na'vi cosplayer.
Has been known to bugger his pet goldfish while listening to Ashley Simpson sped up to 78 rpms.
Can't stop making doe eyes at me since last night, even though the only reason i fucked him in the ass was to get the stench of his mothers breath off my pecker....
wait.
was that too much?
:oops:
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 26, 2010, 07:40:25 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 26, 2010, 07:38:46 PM
Now we're talkin'
Sparkly vampire Na'vi cosplayer.
Has been known to bugger his pet goldfish while listening to Ashley Simpson sped up to 78 rpms.
ur stupit avatar makes mah com-peuter move all slow-like :argh!:
Is KINDA punk.
is a huge fan of Nightwish
Is secretly a hashish addict.
Once made the Stiffy Joke at a baby shower.
Makes dead baby jokes while making sweet romance.
Named his chihuahua Hagbard.
Is Hagbard the Chihuahua
498 of his 500 friends on Facebook are fake profiles he made up.
Is a lurker - just not on the internet.
Is, at this moment, listening to Death Cab for Cutie.
brushed his teeth with huitlacoche for a whole week and then coughed up that thing in his avatar.
Is an honorary member of the IRS fanclub.
Isn't human, but rather a sentient fungi. And is French.
Loves Steve Jackson
Is a Quebecois sleeper agent.
Has backlogged copies of Playfox, America's most-subscribed adult publication for furries, in his closet.
Quote from: Doktor Plague on August 26, 2010, 08:25:52 PM
Has backlogged copies of Playfox, America's premiere adult publication for furries, in his closet.
WOAH
*checks*
Aw... :sad: you lied to me.
Doktor Plague has a Plague Doctor mask... but he wears it as a codpiece when he thinks no one is watching.
Gets his scrotum botoxed.
Actually publishes everything in Comic Sans
Bites his toenails instead of trimming them.
And yet, he trims his fingernails.... strange...
Cries at the thought of Bambi's Mother getting slotted. Still.
Founder of the Justin Bieber Fanclub.
Unrepentant Taylor Swift fan club president.
Actually an invader from an alternate timeline, and the real reason why Tucson is in a desert.
How is that an insult?
Sucked off "The Most Interesting Man In The World" after drinking 3 O'Doul's.
Quote from: cheezer on August 26, 2010, 09:23:20 PM
Sucked off "The Most Interesting Man In The World" after drinking 3 O'Doul's.
The name is a reference to an old porn practice for a random guy coming in during a scene to perform brief oral on the female in order to clean up the anal and lube residue around her vagina so as not to waste cuts.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2010, 09:11:58 PM
How is that an insult?
Yeah, I don't know. I'm doing this while simultaneously packing shit up, so my attention is a bit divided.
Hasn't had a 'Dry night' for 10 days.
Quote from: BadBeast on August 26, 2010, 09:31:37 PM
Hasn't had a 'Dry night' for 10 days.
Hasn't had one in 3 months.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 26, 2010, 09:34:00 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 26, 2010, 09:31:37 PM
Hasn't had a 'Dry night' for 10 days.
Hasn't had one in 3 months.
Can't fucking read instructions or user names.
Has to visualise his fingers to count on, when dealing with any two numbers larger than 4.
Goes to bed every night with a blow up doll made to look my Nixon.
Savagely mauled an entire orphanage for some crack.
Quote from: Secret Level on August 26, 2010, 11:18:18 PM
Savagely mauled an entire orphanage for some crack.
You're thinking of Iason.
Also, YOUR SMILE-LESS FACE ROONT MY LIFE!
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 26, 2010, 11:20:32 PM
Quote from: Secret Level on August 26, 2010, 11:18:18 PM
Savagely mauled an entire orphanage for some crack.
You're thinking of Iason.
Also, YOUR SMILE-LESS FACE ROONT MY LIFE!
MWAHAHAHA
Also, you are short.
Must actually have two penises, because no-one gets that much stupids from sitting at home just playing with the one.
Has a robotic anus with a "goatse" setting.
Net kisses his/her mother with that mouth.
Is said robotic anus with "goatse" setting.
Doktor Plague is a fucking Canadian.
ENJOYS Narragansett beer.
yeah. ENJOYS!
So says the person who drinks Fosters with a grin on her face.
Edit- Ok CF
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 27, 2010, 04:07:09 AM
So says the person who drinks Fosters with a grin on her face.
Needs to stop posting ITT so much, so I can get chance to insult someone else, FFS!! :argh!:
Sings Justin Bieber songs in the shower.
Has a foot fetish. Eww!
Secretly envies the feet.
Quote from: Secret Level on August 27, 2010, 05:47:55 AM
Secretly envies the feet.
Still has a Mario Bros. poster on his wall.
Is too new to be worth insulting.
secretly wishes to be a leotard
That's not a secret. And the obsession with bovines suggests to me that you may have been raised on a dairy farm and had carnal relations with the stock.
Is a librarian elitist.
Is someone I don't know cause you changed your fucking name and either have no avatar or it's so shitty that my computer refuses to display it, you name changing, identity confusing crapsack!!
Who the fuck is anybody these days!!
Lives in Florida...
enough said
Yeah? Well you live in Canada where you have good healthcare and polite people and...
oh.
well, fuck.
Wears a snuggie. All the time.
Has watched Fried Green Tomatoes 500 times.
^
l
likes the smell of cat pee
Is secretly Capt. Lou Albano in disguise.
Purchases Vince Offer-promoted products for a shrine to the man.
DVR's every episode of the Real Housewives.
Troll. Possibly an alt.
^Alts as Cheezer to vent his autism
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 27, 2010, 06:50:04 AM
Wears a snuggie. All the time.
And this is an insult how?
Plays DnD fourth edition. And likes it.
Plays DnD...and LIKES it.
LARPs... and LIKES it.
Thrown off the short bus, for making the other passengers cry.
Is actually Welsh.
Puts oil in his pasta water.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 27, 2010, 02:49:30 PM
Is actually Welsh.
Actually, only half Welsh. And half Irish. Which makes me fucking English!
Has "L" tatooed on left hand. And "OL" on right hand. (Other left)
Quote from: cheezer on August 27, 2010, 07:27:51 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 27, 2010, 07:06:21 AM
^
l
likes the smell of cat pee
:lulz:
Can't fucking contribute to anything, even something as simple as "insult the douchebag above you"
Is my hero.
Is not the sharpest tool.... but a tool none the less.
^
^
Repeatedly and insistently lives in one of the Flyover states.
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 27, 2010, 07:39:01 PM
^
^
Repeatedly and insistently lives in one of the Flyover states.
Lost his virginity to Lady GaGa.
^
^
Has no concept of what "insulting" means.
LMNO
-in a goddamn heartbeat.
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 27, 2010, 07:45:04 PM
^
^
Has no concept of what "insulting" means.
LMNO
-in a goddamn heartbeat.
means to say that he would be done in a goddamn heartbeat.
Reminds me of the marlboro man.
HIS AVATAR IS WEIRD!
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 27, 2010, 08:02:17 PM
HIS AVATAR IS WEIRD!
Has no appreciation for classic cartoon art.
Masturbates to classic cartoon art.
Is a master baiter.
Is a cunning linguist...wait...
Um...watches scorpion porn..
Who the hell are you again?
Stalks and kills at least one prostitute a day in order to have fresh human skin with which to disguise his true cold-blooded reptillian form.
Still thinks "yo mama" jokes are funny.
Yo mamma...
Has starred in his own Porn Movie. (He is the only person it)
is not nearly as bad as his moniker would suggest.
Hasn't blarfed garfs for months.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 29, 2010, 12:43:41 AM
is not nearly as bad as his moniker would suggest.
Is an anagram of "Fangirl Barf"
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on August 29, 2010, 01:00:23 AM
Hasn't blarfed garfs for months.
Blarfed Garfs for Beer money, and Gummi Bears.
Pun killer
pun abuser
Pun ditto
Your avatar looks like something from planet Blorch
Your Owl looks stuffed. With old cigar butts.
Badbeast, I fucking love your new avatar... Erm... and... you suck.
Thanks very much Cuddlefish. You Kipper.
New avatar is obviously a thinly veiled swastika.
(seriously, what is it?)
Is a filthy dutchman. What more needs to be said?
Her sig is a lie :argh!:
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 30, 2010, 02:32:29 PM
New avatar is obviously a thinly veiled swastika.
(seriously, what is it?)
It's the logo from 80's Anarcho-punk collective Crass. It was modelled on the Union Flag, the Swastika, and Ourobouros. I think Giger was involved, but I'm not sure to what extent. The original design was black and white, all I did was added the colour.
(Nekk has a row of 8 superfluous nipples)
Quote from: BadBeast on August 30, 2010, 05:35:20 PM
(Nekk has a row of 8 superfluous nipples)
(BadBeast sucks said nipples regularly)
Nekk's cognitive ability almost reaches the mean of the TCC admin team.
Cain got drunk one time, and woke up with the Power Puff Girls tattooed on his left buttock.
BB has a matching PPG tat on his right butt cheek.
Quote from: Cudgel on August 30, 2010, 08:33:58 PM
BB has a matching PPG tat on his right butt cheek.
Ah yes but Cudgel is the one selling pics of both Cain and BB's tatts for sex....
Khara has an Ass fixation.
^
^
Clearly has no idea what the word "insult" means... though it can only be expected from someone who derives sexual gratification from pictures of Dick Cheney in a speedo.
"something insulting"
^^^
IS ENTIRELY TOO DAMN NICE :argh!:
Was a fucking n00b till I realized she just changed her name.
Lays eggs in water.
Something insulting to the previous poster.
HAHAHA!!1!1!!@@!1
Oh man, did you guys see that there what I just did? Fuck yeah. I just did that.
Oh yeah. Sorry.
I will fucking rape the shit out of you with a spork, miserable assbag.
Thinks Peon's mother exhibits questionable taste in quality and quantity of sexual partners.
Your rape skills are weak. 10 year old quadriplegics and 80 year old men carrying cholostomy bags rape harder than you.
Altys mother has a high paying job and is a respected member of the community
...THE WHORE COMMUNITY.
Lord Glittersnatch can't stick to a name long enough for me to remember something insulting about him.
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on September 05, 2010, 07:15:17 PM
Lord Glittersnatch can't stick to a name long enough for me to remember something insulting about him.
Im like JHVH, my true name is too holy to speak.
Lord Glittersnatch has to poke his piles back up with a soapy finger three times a day, or his rectum will prolapse. Again.
Quote from: BadBeast on September 06, 2010, 12:13:45 AM
Lord Glittersnatch has to poke his piles back up with a soapy finger three times a day, or his rectum will prolapse. Again.
Bad Beast is an instigator and advocate of dishonest practices and attempts to corrupt more honest, upstanding people to follow his shameful ways.
Phoenix of discordia is a besmircher and defiler of exemplary behaviour wherever he finds it.
Bad Beast has been known to practice Irishness in public.
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on September 06, 2010, 01:36:22 AM
Bad Beast has been known to practice Irishness in public.
Wishes he was a moldy old Babylonian god.
Quote from: Cudgel on September 06, 2010, 01:37:45 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on September 06, 2010, 01:36:22 AM
Bad Beast has been known to practice Irishness in public.
Wishes he was a moldy old Babylonian god.
Needs his udders milked.
-Twid, happens to know BadBeast is of Irish extraction.
Half Irish, with a gurt dollup of Welsh. Which makes make . . . . Fahkin English!
Twid has a vestigial twin sister called "Twis" living in his brain.
Your sweet prose is like the snap of a bra-strap on a sunburnt back.
^^^^^^^
Tells things to Russians.
Thought he'd lost his virginity, until someone told him you had to do it with somebody else.
had his virginity returned.
lost his virginity to an unholy cow.
lost his virginity to a lady codfish.
DM got the response, I'm afraid. :lulz: But if he wants to play too, then the more, the merrier.
Quote from: BadBeast on September 06, 2010, 02:59:23 AM
DM got the response, I'm afraid. :lulz: But if he wants to play too, then the more, the merrier.
posted in the wrong thread. No need to insult him. :lulz:
Well spotted! Deliberate mistake, to see if you were still awake completely inebriated.
I don't drink. You must be referring to yourself.
Is Egyptian.
Is Ferengi.
Is apparently a slave-owning Nazi. :lulz:
is a jackboot polishing slave.
Lied about being honest. :aaa:
is a damn dirty besmircher of honor.
"Beep Beep"!
Buys ACME products.
:lulz:
Oh, wait, that's right:
Ceci n'est pas un compliment.
Has a terrible accent, even in text. :mrgreen:
Was really hatched from a Duck egg.
Is the ugly duckling that DIDN'T grow up to be a swan.
Is the only Pheonix who had to stop at the Newsagents for a box of matches.
Is making me laugh too hard to come up with good insults. :lulz:
the only thing he doesn't fail at is failing. Congrats on being a successful failure.
Couldn't WOMP his way out of a wet paper bag.
Steals half full cans of super strength Lager from sleeping tramps.
Lets monkeys steal his lager while passed out on park benches.
Quote from: BadBeast on September 06, 2010, 07:00:28 AM
Steals half full cans of super strength Lager from sleeping tramps.
Waste not.
Quote from: Cudgel on September 06, 2010, 07:02:20 AM
Lets monkeys steal his lager while passed out on park benches.
Gets wasted on wine coolers.
Gets wasted on virgin margaritas.
Wastes virgins.
Wears a purity ring, like a virgin.
you're a cunt.
how's that?
huh? cunt.
Your cunt's a bad beast!
wait, is that an insult?
*looks back a few pages*
yes it appears so, because that makes your cunt a slave-owning Nazi (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26244.msg924959#msg924959) that had its virginity returned (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26244.msg924938#msg924938) and buys ACME products (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=26244.msg924968#msg924968).
The cuntiest cunt in cuntdom. Which could be an insult, or a kind of complicunted compliment. Not sure. Ask cuntybollocks up there.
Used to be a cheerleader.
Plays Farmville.
Quote from: the other anonymous on September 06, 2010, 07:35:09 PM
Plays Farmville.
:lulz:
ToA: Organizes Communist Collectives on Farmville.
Holds seditious Libertarian meetings in Farmville.
Is English/Irish/some European island spag.
Has to bask on a rock, eating flies, while the Desert Sun warms her cold, reptilian blood up enough to wield that Meethamma thing.
Quote from: BadBeast on September 06, 2010, 09:37:56 PM
Has to bask on a rock, eating flies, while the Desert Sun warms her cold, reptilian blood up enough to wield that Meethamma thing.
Only in the winter! :argh!:
Holds the Guinness World record for mashing kittens with a meathammer.
Was photographed fornicating in a grass skirt, though some claim it is a doctored photo (or "shop'd" in laymens terms).
Thinks Gentleman's Relish is a type of condiment.
Uses Gentleman's Relish as a condiment
Relishes Gentlemen, with mint condoms.
Relishes mints wrapped in gentlemen's used condoms.
Writes R on right hand, for "Right", and OR on left hand. For "Other Right"
Writes L on his left hand, and OL on his right, to spell out LOL.
Has a Glossy 2010 Lolcat Calender on the wall.
Must be an emotional masochist because he spends all his time in this thread.
Must be an emotionless sadist, because he spends all his time, in this thread.
I POOP ON ALL OF YOU
Thought he had to poop but only farted.
Hides in lavatories, monitoring peoples activities.
Hides in people's monitors, salivating over their activities.
Can't tell the difference between BadBeast and Ceiling Cat.
Forces Ceiling Cat to watch them masturbating, for hours and hours, like a lonely circus chimp!
Don't you come around here with your Laws and your synchronous speculative spaggery! We're but simple folks here, and your Big City ways is not our ways. When we finds laws that strays in from forn parts, we genrally dissects it with tiny razor sharp observations, then when it's all chopped up like minced liver, we ridicules it and mocks it until it just disappears out of embarrasment. Aint never herd of no "law of five" here anyway, sure you're in the right designated
area?
Are you lost? unsure of the way? surrounded by unfamiliar things maybe? Perhaps you should simply turn round, click your heels together 3 times, and faahkoorff back to n00bland!
Nah, only funning with ya, Make yourself comfortable, have a snoop around, have a lurk, get a bit of a feel for the place, you're quite safe, because it's not open season on n00bs until your post count gets to 50. So if you've got anything wacky, or even zany or outlandish you want to say, do it soon, before you get to 50, and you should be just purfick.. chews hair in the night, then coughs furballs up in the morning. (Thinks they are "Tribbles" eggs)
Seems to lack the motivation, or the dedication for worthy insults. Needs to try harder. (This isn't the Girl Guides you know!)
picks pubes and eats them while watching judge judy
Saying their hair looks like pubes would be too easy, rite? :oops:
In that case, thinks January is a month.
Your intelligence = the smoothness of a walnut shell.
Has hidden shallows
Wrinkle-limbed porkwhore
Octoplegic parrot fucker.
Droopy-headed puspirate.
Dyslexic Dog Wanker.
Pansy-skulled crackwad.
Glory hole slop pot
Rusty-dicked anuspicker.
Hunchbacked Beetlefucker
Thought Phantom Menace was a good movie.
Sour-bearded dumppastry.
Warty Nutsack seeping bile and pus.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 09, 2010, 01:25:39 AM
Thought Phantom Menace was a good movie.
Whoa whoa whoa.... I know this is the insult thread, but nobody deserves THAT. :horrormirth:
Was I thinking out loud again?
I'd just like to say at this point, if I accidently insulted anyone in here tonight, then they have my most sincere apologies. :evil:
Smegma-breathed slottruck.
B-Wing Fucktoy
Quote from: BadBeast on September 09, 2010, 01:41:27 AM
Was I thinking out loud again?
I'd just like to say at this point, if I accidently insulted anyone in here tonight, then they have my most sincere apologies. :evil:
You're not clever enough to come up with an insult that good. Just becuase your post immediately preceeded mine, doesn't mean that I was talking to you. read the quote next time, jackass. 8)
Also:
Semen-covered toadstool gobbler.
Septic cuntbubble
HIV positive tracheotomy.
Bloated fucksack
Pee-stained butteater.
Prickly shitstick
Greasy-livered nutgargler.
Well ploughed Buttfurrow
Yeast-nosed rectumcake.
Toxic quimflap
Rubber-headed coochlump.
Saddle sniffing wrongcock
Trout-flapped dinglecannon
Dribbling cockstump
Shovel-wanged junkwedge
crusty cuntshunter
dried up twatwaffle.
Sissy-tongued hambasket
spunk-guzzling cockslot
Filth-legged turdpuffer
I've never been so insulted in my life! You Sir, are a fucking nartist.
gravy-soaked snatchteeth.
Romance novel-reading shut in.
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on September 09, 2010, 02:37:05 AM
Romance novel-reading shut in.
:eek: :argh!:
Inarticulate swine molester.
Fish-sacked bongflake.
I CAN'T PRONOUNCE YOUR NAME :argh!:
Not squidly enough.
Associates with Wiccan riff raff.
Quote from: Xochipilli on September 09, 2010, 04:36:35 PM
Associates with Wiccan riff raff.
Is just jealous riff raff won't associate with him.... her.... I have no clue who the fuck you are.
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 09, 2010, 05:00:02 PM
Quote from: Xochipilli on September 09, 2010, 04:36:35 PM
Associates with Wiccan riff raff.
Is just jealous riff raff won't associate with him.... her.... I have no clue who the fuck you are.
well, who the fuck are you?!
goddamned flibbertygibbet...
Damn masochists. Quit looking for punishment and stop being an attention whore!
I
CAN'T
SPELL
YOU!
And if THAT doesn't insult your sensibilities, nothing will.
I think I just won the thread.
I contend with that, just because I already hate you winning.
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 07:46:52 PM
I contend with that, just because I already hate you winning.
I've been shitting all over everything since the Johnson adminstration. You might be GOOD, but you need seasoning.
Doesn't wipe.
his turds surreptitiously wipe themselves of remnants of him once they are out of sight...
Quote from: Iptuous on September 09, 2010, 08:06:04 PM
his turds surreptitiously wipe themselves of remnants of him once they are out of sight...
My glorious heroic revolutionary excretions leave intact. There is no residue.
Or your just a wuss who's too lazy to wipe his own arse.
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 08:22:45 PM
Or your just a wuss who's too lazy to wipe his own arse.
My arse has been replaced with schedule 120 stainless steel pipe, for health reasons. It gets too hot for toilet paper, anyway, and asbestos is dangerous.
*notices that the GREAT DOKTOR HOWL is too busy defending himself to insult the previous poster and laughs*
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 09, 2010, 08:29:42 PM
*notices that the GREAT DOKTOR HOWL is too busy defending himself to insult the previous poster and laughs*
Oh, boy.
Here we go again.
:kingmeh:
pfft...
'health reasons'.
that's a nice euphemism....
your sphincter was hastily replaced after that accident with the silverback gorilla that you were teasing, despite the repeated pleas for rationality by the few people that aren't too repulsed by your wanton lust for bestial companionship that they have run away from you...
Quote from: Iptuous on September 09, 2010, 08:31:05 PM
pfft...
'health reasons'.
that's a nice euphemism....
your sphincter was hastily replaced after that accident with the silverback gorilla that you were teasing, despite the repeated pleas for rationality by the few people that aren't too repulsed by your wanton lust for bestial companionship that they have run away from you...
Leave us alone.
is this the first case of inter species stockholm syndrome?
you have to snap out of it, man!
you spend all that time waxing poetic about how you love grooming the ticks from your lover's fur, and it disgusts those that truly care about you.
he doesn't love you, friend....
Quote from: Iptuous on September 09, 2010, 08:36:36 PM
is this the first case of inter species stockholm syndrome?
you have to snap out of it, man!
you spend all that time waxing poetic about how you love grooming the ticks from your lover's fur, and it disgusts those that truly care about you.
he doesn't love you, friend....
I'm okay with that.
Besides, all the humans make fun of me for my insane mass of backhair. He UNDERSTANDS me, and that's enough.
well, if you're okay with the shameful submissiveness, and you accept the inevitable doom that will result from those pustulous simian diseases that you keep contracting, then who are we to judge?
Quote from: Iptuous on September 09, 2010, 08:48:06 PM
well, if you're okay with the shameful submissiveness, and you accept the inevitable doom that will result from those pustulous simian diseases that you keep contracting, then who are we to judge?
Submissiveness? I prefer to call it "affection".
Your jealosy is transparent.
Gherkin-tainted jism chauffeur.
Blood-spattered mo'fecker.
...dammit that's a compliment on this site isn't it?
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 10, 2010, 01:39:50 AM
Blood-spattered mo'fecker.
...dammit that's a compliment on this site isn't it?
I'm afraid so, floppy-legged apetuft.
Don't tell that to Doktor Howl. He'd be OFFENDED
Or try to hump me. XD
Poptart desperately wants Dok's rock hard penis rammed deeply into his rectum.
ETA context for when he gets his posts baleeted.
is that who that is?
Quote from: Iptuous on September 10, 2010, 02:27:13 PM
is that who that is?
^^^
Can't keep up with the who's who at PD :lulz:
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 10, 2010, 03:20:10 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on September 10, 2010, 02:27:13 PM
is that who that is?
^^^
Can't keep up with the who's who at PD :lulz:
WHO
R
U
?
(http://styleisking.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/cat1.png)
Quote from: Iptuous on September 10, 2010, 03:29:37 PM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 10, 2010, 03:20:10 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on September 10, 2010, 02:27:13 PM
is that who that is?
^^^
Can't keep up with the who's who at PD :lulz:
WHO
R
U
?
(http://styleisking.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/cat1.png)
Your worst nightmare baby! :wink:
You blue caterpillar hookah smoking mustache shaving spag!
Fucking Anal Popweltcheeseturdtartberger
Quote from: BadBeast on September 10, 2010, 10:20:03 PM
Fucking Anal Popweltcheeseturdtartberger
You got the wrong girl here. Weltfucker is in my top 5 people who need to die in a fire.
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 11, 2010, 02:30:45 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 10, 2010, 10:20:03 PM
Fucking Anal Popweltcheeseturdtartberger
You got the wrong girl here. Weltfucker is in my top 5 people who need to die in a fire.
Duh! Sorry Khara, I saw the picture, and immediately thought "Weltberger" because that fucking Popshitcheesetartberger was spamming up the threads last night. Grrr!
Once again, apologies. You Hippy!
^GW/poptart alt
Fuzzy-toothed snot-burbler.
Was once caught wanking into his Granny's handbag. (By his Grandad)
Quote from: BadBeast on September 11, 2010, 03:34:03 AM
Was once caught wanking into his Granny's handbag. (By his Grandad)
Masturbates weekly to the Star Wars Holiday Special.
Quote from: Doktor Plague on September 11, 2010, 04:50:29 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 11, 2010, 03:34:03 AM
Was once caught wanking into his Granny's handbag. (By his Grandad)
Masturbates weekly to the Star Wars Holiday Special.
Masturbates weakly, to the 1988 T J Hooker Annual.
Quote from: BadBeast on September 11, 2010, 04:53:01 AM
Quote from: Doktor Plague on September 11, 2010, 04:50:29 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 11, 2010, 03:34:03 AM
Was once caught wanking into his Granny's handbag. (By his Grandad)
Masturbates weekly to the Star Wars Holiday Special.
Masturbates weakly, to the 1988 T J Hooker Annual.
Masturbates meekly to bodybuilder cougars in military uniform.
Quote from: Doktor Plague on September 11, 2010, 04:59:11 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 11, 2010, 04:53:01 AM
Quote from: Doktor Plague on September 11, 2010, 04:50:29 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 11, 2010, 03:34:03 AM
Was once caught wanking into his Granny's handbag. (By his Grandad)
Masturbates weekly to the Star Wars Holiday Special.
Masturbates weakly, to the 1988 T J Hooker Annual.
Masturbates meekly to bodybuilder cougars in military uniform.
Likes to project his sexual deviance onto other people.
Is a connisseur of Dwarf porn.
Is a Doktor Plague alt
Is Weltbergers (sticky) sock puppet.
Quote from: BadBeast on September 11, 2010, 05:21:12 AM
Is Weltbergers (sticky) sock puppet.
Is Poptarts sticky fap-sock puppet.
Pays Nursing Mothers to Breastfeed him, while he fills his adult nappy.
I dont pay anyone.
Me and Cassandra met through fetishdate.com and we are very happy together, thank you very much.
He's calling himself Cassandra now then.
Quote from: BadBeast on September 11, 2010, 05:33:09 AM
He's calling himself Cassandra now then.
Yes, but that doesn't excuse the fact that you're my alt. Dreadful.
Quote from: Doktor Plague on September 11, 2010, 06:02:35 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on September 11, 2010, 05:33:09 AM
He's calling himself Cassandra now then.
Yes, but that doesn't excuse the fact that you're my alt. Dreadful.
you rang?
oh, and i think you are awful or something
Is morally against giving money to Wal-Mart, so shops at Sam's Club
Quote from: nekk on September 13, 2010, 09:52:51 PM
Is morally against giving money to Wal-Mart, so shops at Sam's Club
:spittake: :lulz:
too expensive for me
dollar store or nothing
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UNFUNNY ALT!!!
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:hashishim:
^
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UNCLEAN ALT!
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:mullet:
Hipster.
cardigan sweater
Is NOT peachy keen.
Is a foul villain!
I detest thee.
You would be way cooler than the Japanese if you locked yourself into a freezer for a few years.
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on January 16, 2011, 10:19:37 PM
You would be way cooler than the Japanese if you locked yourself into a freezer for a few years.
You're an underachiever... Who the fuck
are you, anyhow?
Dimo eats cats. I read it on Facebook.
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 17, 2011, 12:56:46 AM
Dimo eats cats. I read it on Facebook.
Who the fuck are you people? where am I...
I can't stand your taste in neckties.
Quote from: Richter on January 17, 2011, 02:11:11 AM
I can't stand your taste in neckties.
I can't stand your Hawaiian shirts.
Your Mother lays eggs, in water!
you are as welcoming as a repo man
Turtle-brusher:
http://www.m0ar.org/4941