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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 27, 2010, 09:06:28 AM

Title: What the FUCK
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 27, 2010, 09:06:28 AM
is up with all the stupid n00bs?

There seem to be some decent ones mixed in, but really, we just had this three-month run of EXCELLENT noobs, and now this? Are we being punished for something? Or maybe rewarded for something?
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Lies on August 27, 2010, 09:09:13 AM
It's Karmic balance.

You can't have good shit happening without it being balanced out by bad shit.

Or some shit like that.
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Epimetheus on August 27, 2010, 09:09:53 AM
Aw, fuck. The good noobs had to come when I was away?  :sad:

But, yeah. These are annoying. They seem to be mostly alts of each other, or something. I couldn't be bothered to give a shit.
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Miss BeBe on August 27, 2010, 09:28:24 AM
Why am I bad???? do you have messenger?
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on August 27, 2010, 10:02:21 AM
At some point do us good n00bs(atleast I think Im a good noob) and the bad n00bs go to battle or something?
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on August 27, 2010, 10:08:49 AM
Quote from: Lord Derp Esquire on August 27, 2010, 10:02:21 AM
At some point do us good n00bs(atleast I think Im a good noob) and the bad n00bs go to battle or something?

Someone tell me which side I'm on. I'll go get my squirt guns and fill them with lemon juice.
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Kai on August 27, 2010, 01:03:43 PM
I don't get it either. Mucking up the place.
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: LMNO on August 27, 2010, 01:36:16 PM
Meh, it's easy to skip over.  They'll either get bored, or get interested in what's going on here.  Either way, it'll pass.
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Cain on August 27, 2010, 01:37:33 PM
To be fair, several of the sucky noobs have been the same people.
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Don Coyote on August 27, 2010, 03:59:12 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2010, 01:37:33 PM
To be fair, several of the sucky noobs have been the same people.

They are Legion, for they are many but infest the same host?
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 27, 2010, 04:04:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2010, 01:37:33 PM
To be fair, several of the sucky noobs have been the same people.

can someone make a list of...
y'know. fuck it.

i can ignore all of em just as easily.
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 27, 2010, 04:05:01 PM
It's like a Brotherhood of Boring Trolls. All the old butthurt nemeses or reincarnations thereof have banded together, wittingly or unwittingly, to annoy us in the most boring ways possible.

It simultaneously makes me laugh and want the put my head through the wall.
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Telarus on August 27, 2010, 08:40:37 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 27, 2010, 09:09:13 AM
It's Karmic balance.

You can't have good shit happening without it being balanced out by bad shit.

Or some shit like that.

Fuck that, Karma don't work like that.
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Dysnomia on August 27, 2010, 08:43:58 PM
I think we should have a dance battle between the noobz. 
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2010, 08:45:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2010, 01:37:33 PM
To be fair, several of the sucky noobs have been the same people.

There are currently 3 noobs, under about 14 accounts, and one returned troll (bebe).   
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Adios on August 27, 2010, 08:49:03 PM
And they all suck.
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Chairman Risus on August 27, 2010, 08:49:45 PM
Quote from: Telarus on August 27, 2010, 08:40:37 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 27, 2010, 09:09:13 AM
It's Karmic balance.

You can't have good shit happening without it being balanced out by bad shit.

Or some shit like that.

Fuck that, Karma don't work like that.

So the Hindus weren't talking about internet trolls?
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Telarus on August 27, 2010, 10:20:06 PM
Quote from: Risus on August 27, 2010, 08:49:45 PM
Quote from: Telarus on August 27, 2010, 08:40:37 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 27, 2010, 09:09:13 AM
It's Karmic balance.

You can't have good shit happening without it being balanced out by bad shit.

Or some shit like that.

Fuck that, Karma don't work like that.

So the Hindus weren't talking about internet trolls?


Sure they were. But Karma doesn't "balance itself" or any shit like that. Karma is simply the propensity for Reality to transmit and/or recreate energy patterns (physical or mental/emotional 'Signal') and propagate these signals further out into the environment (or around and around in an environment). And you don't have to physically die to undergo "rebirth".

Internet Trolls are stuck in the "world[reality-tunnel] of the Asura [jealous gods/demons]" (and possibly the Preta, or "Hungry Ghosts").

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_realms

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asura_%28Buddhism%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preta

While all the gods of the Kāmadhātu are subject to the passions to some degree, the Asuras above all of them have become addicted to them, especially wrath, pride, boasting and bellicosity.

Because of their passions, rebirth as an Asura is considered to be one of the four unhappy births (together with rebirth as an animal, a preta, or a being in Naraka). The state of an Asura reflects the mental state of a human being obsessed with force and violence, always looking for an excuse to get into a fight, angry with everyone and unable to maintain calm or solve problems peacefully. In terms of power, Asuras rank above 'humans' [the base survival reality tunnel based on passion, desire, doubt, and pride] but below most of the other deities.
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Cain on August 27, 2010, 10:21:47 PM
That doesn't sound like my trolling style at all.
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Don Coyote on August 27, 2010, 10:32:24 PM
I hate you. DIAF.








:mittens:
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 27, 2010, 10:38:43 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2010, 01:37:33 PM
To be fair, several of the sucky noobs have been the same people.

That makes it make more sense.

Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: E.O.T. on August 28, 2010, 08:26:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 27, 2010, 01:36:16 PM
Meh, it's easy to skip over.  They'll either get bored, or get interested in what's going on here.  Either way, it'll pass.

O.K. , SO...
   
          1) either "they'll" get bored

OR

...

          2) "they'll" get interested

          ?...   ?

EITHER WAY - "IT'LL" PASS  ?

"either way, it'll pass"?



uh,   ... what?!
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 28, 2010, 08:50:53 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on August 28, 2010, 08:26:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 27, 2010, 01:36:16 PM
Meh, it's easy to skip over.  They'll either get bored, or get interested in what's going on here.  Either way, it'll pass.

O.K. , SO...
   
          1) either "they'll" get bored

OR

...

          2) "they'll" get interested

          ?...   ?

EITHER WAY - "IT'LL" PASS  ?

"either way, it'll pass"?



uh,   ... what?!

YOU

ARE HIGH!
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: E.O.T. on August 28, 2010, 08:58:22 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 28, 2010, 08:50:53 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on August 28, 2010, 08:26:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 27, 2010, 01:36:16 PM
Meh, it's easy to skip over.  They'll either get bored, or get interested in what's going on here.  Either way, it'll pass.

O.K. , SO...
   
          1) either "they'll" get bored

OR

or...


or...


...

          2) "they'll" get interested

          ?...   ?

EITHER WAY - "IT'LL" PASS  ?

"either way, it'll pass"?



uh,   ... what?!

YOU

ARE HIGH!
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: E.O.T. on August 28, 2010, 09:18:23 AM
OR
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 28, 2010, 09:47:41 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on August 28, 2010, 09:18:23 AM
OR

Drunk?
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: E.O.T. on August 28, 2010, 09:53:25 AM
OR, whether it's high winds or low tide, "it'll pass".

And then...

?
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 28, 2010, 10:00:22 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on August 28, 2010, 09:53:25 AM
OR, whether it's high winds or low tide, "it'll pass".

And then...

?

Hugs?
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: E.O.T. on August 28, 2010, 11:23:44 AM
i guess, whether someone leaves you or stays forevers, it's all the same? iz very zen.
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 28, 2010, 11:28:24 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on August 28, 2010, 11:23:44 AM
i guess, whether someone leaves you or stays forevers, it's all the same? iz very zen.

WTF

nope.

Sez me.
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 28, 2010, 11:30:33 AM
If you would be more clear and tell me what's actually happening it would make a lot more sense, yo.
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: E.O.T. on August 28, 2010, 11:33:05 AM
exactly
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 28, 2010, 11:35:31 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on August 28, 2010, 11:33:05 AM
exactly


Dude, come on.
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: E.O.T. on August 28, 2010, 11:39:40 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 28, 2010, 11:35:31 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on August 28, 2010, 11:33:05 AM
exactly


Dude, come on.

Alright, DUDE  - Whether someone "gets bored and leaves" you OR whether they get interested and stick around is "all the same" / i.e. "it'll pass"?

it's all the same thing? is this the ying/ yang site?
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 28, 2010, 11:50:01 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on August 28, 2010, 11:39:40 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 28, 2010, 11:35:31 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on August 28, 2010, 11:33:05 AM
exactly


Dude, come on.

Alright, DUDE  - Whether someone "gets bored and leaves" you OR whether they get interested and stick around is "all the same" / i.e. "it'll pass"?

it's all the same thing? is this the ying/ yang site?

I am pretty sure that I didn't say that. Bith. Period period period period.
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Freeky on August 28, 2010, 05:44:45 PM
IT'S
                         EOT!


HAI
                          DOOD!
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Dysnomia on August 29, 2010, 03:34:13 PM
EOT 

               SHOULD SMOKE MORE

BECAUSE

               YOUR HIGH POSTING AMUSES ME

OR

               DRINK TILL YOUR LIVER CRIES FOR MERCY
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 29, 2010, 05:31:46 PM
I

          THOUGHT I HAD TO FART

BUT


         I WAS SO WRONG
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Armond on September 07, 2010, 05:00:38 PM
WHAT?
                       PINEAPPLEs ARE
NO GOOD
                      FOR THE SCISSORS
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Stelpa on September 07, 2010, 06:15:36 PM
What did I do?  :oops:
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 10, 2010, 08:34:43 AM
OH GOD WHATS GOING ON.  :x
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: the last yatto on December 02, 2010, 11:22:51 PM
:sotw:
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: LMNO on December 03, 2010, 12:59:46 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on August 28, 2010, 11:39:40 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 28, 2010, 11:35:31 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on August 28, 2010, 11:33:05 AM
exactly


Dude, come on.

Alright, DUDE  - Whether someone "gets bored and leaves" you OR whether they get interested and stick around is "all the same" / i.e. "it'll pass"?

it's all the same thing? is this the ying/ yang site?

Focus on what I was drawing a circle around with "it".

"It" = the frustration of annoying noobish trolls.

If the troll gets bored and leaves = "It" (the frustration of annoying noobish trolls) passes.
If the troll gets interested in what's going on here and sticks around to contribute = "It" (the frustration of annoying noobish trolls) passes.


Or, you could be stoned.
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2010, 07:42:50 PM
I still don't understand.  :sad:
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Telarus on December 03, 2010, 11:21:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 03, 2010, 07:42:50 PM
I still don't understand.  :sad:

The n00btroll behavior passes, and we are left with either a void or a new person who actually contributes. Either way, it's Slack.
Title: Re: What the FUCK
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 03, 2010, 11:35:02 PM
Quote from: Telarus on December 03, 2010, 11:21:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 03, 2010, 07:42:50 PM
I still don't understand.  :sad:

The n00btroll behavior passes, and we are left with either a void or a new person who actually contributes. Either way, it's Slack.

I think I can accept this.