Given the sheer number of trolls that invade this place regularly, it occurred to me that it may be handy to have a thread dedicated to documenting these guys. By documenting various alts and the trolls patterns of behavior, we'll be able to identify these fucks easily. Or at least that's the idea.
I'll start with a recent one.
Cheeser
Classification: False Impression Troll, leading up to Zaniness troll
Possible Alt of: Daruko
Behavior: Left good impression early on as smokescreen, repeated use of "I killed the last American Eagle" joke/reference, knowledge of forum history, fixation on TGRR/Dok Howl, performs stupid antics to gain attention.
Stage of Troll Development: Attention Whore
This is kind of a rough draft thing. So, if you guys think this'll prove handy, post some dossiers. I'll due our recent spammer/shitbag tomorrow.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Internetz over.
QuoteInternetz over.
I win?
Seriously though, is this a good idea or no?
Major General Franklin Kirby
Classification: Outlandish Troll, progressed to Spammer
Known Alts: Sally
Behavior: Spamming, General Butthurt, fixation on TGRR/Dok Howl, using alts to circumvent ban.
Stage of Troll Development: You're banned, Bitch!
EDIT: Apologies to Deus Ex Machina for the confusion. My bad.
DeM isn't Kirby. You shouldn't really accuse people unless you are 100% certain.
Besides, does it really matter? Listing them like this just feeds their ego.
QuoteDeM isn't Kirby. You shouldn't really accuse people unless you are 100% certain.
You're right, posted a ? beside it to point out lack of sureness. Should have just abstained from putting on. Will rectify.
QuoteBesides, does it really matter? Listing them like this just feeds their ego.
Mayhaps. It's just an idea. I'm just throwing it out there to see if it sinks or swims.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on August 29, 2010, 03:54:46 AM
QuoteDeM isn't Kirby. You shouldn't really accuse people unless you are 100% certain.
You're right, posted a ? beside it to point out lack of sureness. Should have just abstained from putting on. Will rectify.
QuoteBesides, does it really matter? Listing them like this just feeds their ego.
Mayhaps. It's just an idea. I'm just throwing it out there to see if it sinks or swims.
*shrug*
I like it.
Quote from: Cain on August 29, 2010, 03:51:57 AM
Besides, does it really matter? Listing them like this just feeds their ego.
I think the problem comes from that this new round of trolls are all so damn boring that people are trying to find something salvageable. Personally I think ppl are wasting their time in that endeavor.
Well, this allows us to more easily identify these assholes and/or poke fun of them at the same time. Win/win.
Placid Dingo
Classification: Seems OK, lulling people into false sense of security.
Known Alts: Dr. James Semaj, Cheeser, AKK, #6
Behavior: Secret planting of subliminal messaged that subtly rewire users brains.
Stage of Troll Development: More deadly than realised.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on August 29, 2010, 02:53:41 AM
Given the sheer number of trolls that invade this place regularly, it occurred to me that it may be handy to have a thread dedicated to documenting these guys. By documenting various alts and the trolls patterns of behavior, we'll be able to identify these fucks easily. Or at least that's the idea.
I'll start with a recent one.
Cheeser
Classification: False Impression Troll, leading up to Zaniness troll
Possible Alt of: Daruko
Behavior: Left good impression early on as smokescreen, repeated use of "I killed the last American Eagle" joke/reference, knowledge of forum history, fixation on TGRR/Dok Howl, performs stupid antics to gain attention.
Stage of Troll Development: Attention Whore
This is kind of a rough draft thing. So, if you guys think this'll prove handy, post some dossiers. I'll due our recent spammer/shitbag tomorrow.
Cheezer is actually the new name of Cheezesomthing Fronkenstien, from TCC, Firewillow's GF, and I like her, despite her occasional insistence on pinealism.
QuoteCheezer is actually the new name of Cheezesomthing Fronkenstien, from TCC, Firewillow's GF, and I like her, despite her occasional insistence on pinealism.
Hmm. Maybe I shouldn't be the one doing this then. My troll spotting skills don't seem to be that great.
QuotePlacid Dingo
Classification: Seems OK, lulling people into false sense of security.
Known Alts: Dr. James Semaj, Cheeser, AKK, #6
Behavior: Secret planting of subliminal messaged that subtly rewire users brains.
Stage of Troll Development: More deadly than realised.
LIES!!! LIES I SAY!!! MY IDENTITY IS MY OWN!!!
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on August 29, 2010, 04:59:41 AM
Hmm. Maybe I shouldn't be the one doing this then. My troll spotting skills don't seem to be that great.
I think you should occasionally target the innocent. Like Jenne.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2010, 05:07:45 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on August 29, 2010, 04:59:41 AM
Hmm. Maybe I shouldn't be the one doing this then. My troll spotting skills don't seem to be that great.
I think you should occasionally target the innocent. Like Jenne.
Jenne? Innocent?! :lol: Jenne is a bad person!
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 29, 2010, 05:08:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2010, 05:07:45 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on August 29, 2010, 04:59:41 AM
Hmm. Maybe I shouldn't be the one doing this then. My troll spotting skills don't seem to be that great.
I think you should occasionally target the innocent. Like Jenne.
Jenne? Innocent?! :lol: Jenne is a bad person!
Jenne is a good person. She's just got this demon that takes over when she sleeps, and then she the whole San Diego. That's why all the guys there are pregnant with mutated alien butt babies.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2010, 05:10:03 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 29, 2010, 05:08:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2010, 05:07:45 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on August 29, 2010, 04:59:41 AM
Hmm. Maybe I shouldn't be the one doing this then. My troll spotting skills don't seem to be that great.
I think you should occasionally target the innocent. Like Jenne.
Jenne? Innocent?! :lol: Jenne is a bad person!
Jenne is a good person. She's just got this demon that takes over when she sleeps, and then she the whole San Diego. That's why all the guys there are pregnant with mutated alien butt babies.
Well, as responsible people, we should do something about this, particularly something that would lead to more alien butt babies. :D
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 29, 2010, 05:11:50 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2010, 05:10:03 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 29, 2010, 05:08:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2010, 05:07:45 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on August 29, 2010, 04:59:41 AM
Hmm. Maybe I shouldn't be the one doing this then. My troll spotting skills don't seem to be that great.
I think you should occasionally target the innocent. Like Jenne.
Jenne? Innocent?! :lol: Jenne is a bad person!
Jenne is a good person. She's just got this demon that takes over when she sleeps, and then she the whole San Diego. That's why all the guys there are pregnant with mutated alien butt babies.
Well, as responsible people, we should do something about this, particularly something that would lead to more alien butt babies. :D
Right. You hold her arms, and I'll cram Lorazapam down her throat until she accidentallies into a hormone-driven werewolf.
We'll need proper protection, of course. Hockey goalie pads, sandbags to make a flood wall, and some poor vato to sacrifice to Jenne's demon's honor, I would think.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 29, 2010, 05:15:32 AM
We'll need proper protection, of course. Hockey goalie pads, sandbags to make a flood wall, and some poor vato to sacrifice to Jenne's demon's honor, I would think.
Obviously. I won't be getting involved unless I have body armor and 3 pounds of ice down my pance.
It's the only way to be safe.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2010, 05:17:09 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 29, 2010, 05:15:32 AM
We'll need proper protection, of course. Hockey goalie pads, sandbags to make a flood wall, and some poor vato to sacrifice to Jenne's demon's honor, I would think.
Obviously. I won't be getting involved unless I have body armor and 3 pounds of ice down my pance.
It's the only way to be safe.
Safety first! That's the responsible way.
Wait...you guys are going after Jenne?
What would you like on your tombstones?
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 29, 2010, 05:18:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2010, 05:17:09 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 29, 2010, 05:15:32 AM
We'll need proper protection, of course. Hockey goalie pads, sandbags to make a flood wall, and some poor vato to sacrifice to Jenne's demon's honor, I would think.
Obviously. I won't be getting involved unless I have body armor and 3 pounds of ice down my pance.
It's the only way to be safe.
Safety first! That's the responsible way.
Specifically, safety for us. DOOM for SoCal.
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 29, 2010, 05:18:37 AM
Wait...you guys are going after Jenne?
What would you like on your tombstones?
We're what?
We're just trying to help her. She needs SCIENCE.
QuoteI think you should occasionally target the innocent. Like Jenne.
Dok Howl
Classification: Mad Science Troll, with occasional shift to Rage Troll
Suspected in the Deaths of: TGRR, Number Six, Mahatma Gandhi, Friedrich Nietzsche, God/Santa Claus.
Known Alts: Satan, The Incredible Hulk, Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
Behavior: Corruption of the innocent, torture and murder of Noobs, Aggravated Mad Science, Berserk Fury, Recurring Nemesis.
Stage of Troll Development: See Revelations 6:7-8.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on August 29, 2010, 05:19:35 AM
QuoteI think you should occasionally target the innocent. Like Jenne.
Dok Howl
Classification: Mad Science Troll, with occasional shift to Rage Troll
Suspected in the Deaths of: TGRR, Number Six, Mahatma Gandhi, Friedrich Nietzsche, God/Santa Claus.
Known Alts: Satan, The Incredible Hulk, Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
Behavior: Corruption of the innocent, torture and murder of Noobs, Aggravated Mad Science, Berserk Fury, Recurring Nemesis.
Stage of Troll Development: See Revelations 6:7-8.
Yes, John saw Dok Howl coming. Why do you think he went mad?
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on August 29, 2010, 05:19:35 AM
QuoteI think you should occasionally target the innocent. Like Jenne.
Dok Howl
Classification: Mad Science Troll, with occasional shift to Rage Troll
Suspected in the Deaths of: TGRR, Number Six, Mahatma Gandhi, Friedrich Nietzsche, God/Santa Claus.
Known Alts: Satan, The Incredible Hulk, Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
Behavior: Corruption of the innocent, torture and murder of Noobs, Aggravated Mad Science, Berserk Fury, Recurring Nemesis.
Stage of Troll Development: See Revelations 6:7-8.
:lulz: Okay, that was awesome.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2010, 05:18:48 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 29, 2010, 05:18:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2010, 05:17:09 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 29, 2010, 05:15:32 AM
We'll need proper protection, of course. Hockey goalie pads, sandbags to make a flood wall, and some poor vato to sacrifice to Jenne's demon's honor, I would think.
Obviously. I won't be getting involved unless I have body armor and 3 pounds of ice down my pance.
It's the only way to be safe.
Safety first! That's the responsible way.
Specifically, safety for us. DOOM for SoCal.
Well, that's what they get! They deserved it, and you can't tell me otherwise. And you know something? They know they like it.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 29, 2010, 05:21:27 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on August 29, 2010, 05:19:35 AM
QuoteI think you should occasionally target the innocent. Like Jenne.
Dok Howl
Classification: Mad Science Troll, with occasional shift to Rage Troll
Suspected in the Deaths of: TGRR, Number Six, Mahatma Gandhi, Friedrich Nietzsche, God/Santa Claus.
Known Alts: Satan, The Incredible Hulk, Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
Behavior: Corruption of the innocent, torture and murder of Noobs, Aggravated Mad Science, Berserk Fury, Recurring Nemesis.
Stage of Troll Development: See Revelations 6:7-8.
:lulz: Okay, that was awesome.
He forgot the weird fucking weapon thing.
Also, I don't corrupt anyone. I just and then they and then it all turns into a weird spiral of dumb.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 29, 2010, 05:22:26 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2010, 05:18:48 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 29, 2010, 05:18:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2010, 05:17:09 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 29, 2010, 05:15:32 AM
We'll need proper protection, of course. Hockey goalie pads, sandbags to make a flood wall, and some poor vato to sacrifice to Jenne's demon's honor, I would think.
Obviously. I won't be getting involved unless I have body armor and 3 pounds of ice down my pance.
It's the only way to be safe.
Safety first! That's the responsible way.
Specifically, safety for us. DOOM for SoCal.
Well, that's what they get! They deserved it, and you can't tell me otherwise. And you know something? They know they like it.
Of course they like it. Otherwise, they'd move to Oregon. Oregon LOVES Cali transplants, the same way we love Minnesota transplants.
YA HEY DERE!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2010, 05:22:31 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 29, 2010, 05:21:27 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on August 29, 2010, 05:19:35 AM
QuoteI think you should occasionally target the innocent. Like Jenne.
Dok Howl
Classification: Mad Science Troll, with occasional shift to Rage Troll
Suspected in the Deaths of: TGRR, Number Six, Mahatma Gandhi, Friedrich Nietzsche, God/Santa Claus.
Known Alts: Satan, The Incredible Hulk, Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
Behavior: Corruption of the innocent, torture and murder of Noobs, Aggravated Mad Science, Berserk Fury, Recurring Nemesis.
Stage of Troll Development: See Revelations 6:7-8.
:lulz: Okay, that was awesome.
He forgot the weird fucking weapon thing.
Also, I don't corrupt anyone. I just and then they and then it all turns into a weird spiral of dumb.
It doesn't always end in a spiral of dumb! Sometimes is EPIC WIN.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 29, 2010, 05:24:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2010, 05:22:31 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 29, 2010, 05:21:27 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on August 29, 2010, 05:19:35 AM
QuoteI think you should occasionally target the innocent. Like Jenne.
Dok Howl
Classification: Mad Science Troll, with occasional shift to Rage Troll
Suspected in the Deaths of: TGRR, Number Six, Mahatma Gandhi, Friedrich Nietzsche, God/Santa Claus.
Known Alts: Satan, The Incredible Hulk, Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
Behavior: Corruption of the innocent, torture and murder of Noobs, Aggravated Mad Science, Berserk Fury, Recurring Nemesis.
Stage of Troll Development: See Revelations 6:7-8.
:lulz: Okay, that was awesome.
He forgot the weird fucking weapon thing.
Also, I don't corrupt anyone. I just and then they and then it all turns into a weird spiral of dumb.
It doesn't always end in a spiral of dumb! Sometimes is EPIC WIN.
These are not mutually exclusive terms.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2010, 05:23:43 AM
Of course they like it. Otherwise, they'd move to Oregon. Oregon LOVES Cali transplants, the same way we love Minnesota transplants.
YA HEY DERE!
Do we notice Minnesota transplants? I figured that when someone comes from somewhere that sounds so boring, Tucson sort of ingests them like a gelatinous cube ingests a charging fighter; all there is is a "bloooop" and then you're REALLY fucked.
QuoteYes, John saw Dok Howl coming. Why do you think he went mad?
That wasn't prophecy, man. Didn't you know Dok has a time machine? And a cheese grater? Anyone would go mad after what Dok did to him.
Quote
:lulz: Okay, that was awesome.
Dr. James Semaj: Acts all nice and laid back so that they never suspect what he's really doing.
Quote
He forgot the weird fucking weapon thing.
Also, I don't corrupt anyone. I just and then they and then it all turns into a weird spiral of dumb.
Its like watching a Greek Myth unfold. But, like Freeky said, it sometimes leads to epic win.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2010, 05:26:12 AM
These are not mutually exclusive terms.
No, really! What about that time with Clyde? It spiralled into stupid, yes, but at the end, everything was hunky-dory, and I heard tell he's not even out for your blood anymore.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 29, 2010, 05:31:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2010, 05:26:12 AM
These are not mutually exclusive terms.
No, really! What about that time with Clyde? It spiralled into stupid, yes, but at the end, everything was hunky-dory, and I heard tell he's not even out for your blood anymore.
Bullshit. That little rat fucker never forgets anything.
So I can continue to not be afraid until either he croaks, or I do. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2010, 05:34:21 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 29, 2010, 05:31:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 29, 2010, 05:26:12 AM
These are not mutually exclusive terms.
No, really! What about that time with Clyde? It spiralled into stupid, yes, but at the end, everything was hunky-dory, and I heard tell he's not even out for your blood anymore.
Bullshit. That little rat fucker never forgets anything.
So I can continue to not be afraid until either he croaks, or I do. :lulz:
My bet is on you out-living him, despite Tucson's best efforts. :lulz:
I love how conversations wander in threads. This thread started with documenting known trolls to exorcising Jenne to this Clyde fellow. Wonderful.
Dr. James Semaj
In a surprisingly good mood.
:D Props on this idea, Semaj.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on August 29, 2010, 05:43:02 AM
I love how conversations wander in threads. This thread started with documenting known trolls to exorcising Jenne to this Clyde fellow. Wonderful.
Dr. James Semaj
In a surprisingly good mood.
We'll get back on track.
Quote:D Props on this idea, Semaj.
Thanks. Glad to be of service.
QuoteWe'll get back on track.
Naw, its fine. As long as the conversations interesting, then things are on track.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on August 29, 2010, 05:52:13 AM
Quote:D Props on this idea, Semaj.
Thanks. Glad to be of service.
QuoteWe'll get back on track.
Naw, its fine. As long as the conversations interesting, then things are on track.
Good man.
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 29, 2010, 05:21:15 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on August 29, 2010, 05:19:35 AM
QuoteI think you should occasionally target the innocent. Like Jenne.
Dok Howl
Classification: Mad Science Troll, with occasional shift to Rage Troll
Suspected in the Deaths of: TGRR, Number Six, Mahatma Gandhi, Friedrich Nietzsche, God/Santa Claus.
Known Alts: Satan, The Incredible Hulk, Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
Behavior: Corruption of the innocent, torture and murder of Noobs, Aggravated Mad Science, Berserk Fury, Recurring Nemesis.
Stage of Troll Development: See Revelations 6:7-8.
Yes, John saw Dok Howl coming. Why do you think he went mad?
Saw him coming, observed him doing something, *Hides* something, *furtive* cactus, vomit, *ascension*.
Then thinks, ponders. *Digs* Aaah! *Chews, waits* The Fear™ John runs, until he finds something to write with. Then descends into a muttering, scribbling, 3 day psychotic break, during which he utterly his brain, predicts Black Sabbath, and Iron Maiden, 911, and funnily enough, Simon Cowell.
The hastily scrawled account of what Dok's Cactus drop did to John's troubled mind, resonated through the Centuries, coalesced in the art of Pieter Breughal, instilled the Embryonic version of The Fear™ in the fertile tilth of the European collective unconscience, one consequence of which, was Europe purging itself of heretical Religious Cunts in the 16th Century. All this John saw, but the thing his mind finally cracked under the strain of, were the Vuvuzelas. No mind should have to endure Dok, Cactus, and Vuvuzelas simultaeneously. The knowledge that all three exist contiguously is hard enough to cope with.
There were attempts to get this book published, as a prophetic work in it's own right, but it ended up in a Compendium of Desert Fairy Tales, by Authors unknown. And on still nights, in the Arizona Desert, sometimes you can hear Dok Howl, howl in the night, as the Dreadful knowledge of the Horrible Truth™ becomes to much to bear. Especially since he accidently the Bowel of Temporal Displacement, by showing off with Vindaloo.
St John, the Divine, spent the rest of his life trying to solve the one burning questiion that eluded him.
"Why does my middle finger smell of Puppehs"?
(He never did find out, and I'm sure Dok's not telling)
Quote from: BadBeast on August 29, 2010, 06:19:12 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 29, 2010, 05:21:15 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on August 29, 2010, 05:19:35 AM
QuoteI think you should occasionally target the innocent. Like Jenne.
Dok Howl
Classification: Mad Science Troll, with occasional shift to Rage Troll
Suspected in the Deaths of: TGRR, Number Six, Mahatma Gandhi, Friedrich Nietzsche, God/Santa Claus.
Known Alts: Satan, The Incredible Hulk, Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
Behavior: Corruption of the innocent, torture and murder of Noobs, Aggravated Mad Science, Berserk Fury, Recurring Nemesis.
Stage of Troll Development: See Revelations 6:7-8.
Yes, John saw Dok Howl coming. Why do you think he went mad?
Saw him coming, observed him doing something, *Hides* something, *furtive* cactus, vomit, *ascension*.
Then thinks, ponders. *Digs* Aaah! *Chews, waits* The Fear™ John runs, until he finds something to write with. Then descends into a muttering, scribbling, 3 day psychotic break, during which he utterly his brain, predicts Black Sabbath, and Iron Maiden, 911, and funnily enough, Simon Cowell.
The hastily scrawled account of what Dok's Cactus drop did to John's troubled mind, resonated through the Centuries, coalesced in the art of Pieter Breughal, instilled the Embryonic version of The Fear™ in the fertile tilth of the European collective unconscience, one consequence of which, was Europe purging itself of heretical Religious Cunts in the 16th Century. All this John saw, but the thing his mind finally cracked under the strain of, were the Vuvuzelas. No mind should have to endure Dok, Cactus, and Vuvuzelas simultaeneously. The knowledge that all three exist contiguously is hard enough to cope with.
There were attempts to get this book published, as a prophetic work in it's own right, but it ended up in a Compendium of Desert Fairy Tales, by Authors unknown. And on still nights, in the Arizona Desert, sometimes you can hear Dok Howl, howl in the night, as the Dreadful knowledge of the Horrible Truth™ becomes to much to bear. Especially since he accidently the Bowel of Temporal Displacement, by showing off with Vindaloo.
St John, the Divine, spent the rest of his life trying to solve the one burning questiion that eluded him.
"Why does my middle finger smell of Puppehs"?
(He never did find out, and I'm sure Dok's not telling)
I'm pretty sure John was doing mushrooms. Amanitas in particular. Which should really never ever under any circumstances be confused with psylocybes, psylocybes are friendly, amanitas are not. The Fear completely notwithstanding, psylocybes don't make you puke in ways that make you wish you had died before eating them.
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on August 29, 2010, 06:36:21 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 29, 2010, 06:19:12 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 29, 2010, 05:21:15 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on August 29, 2010, 05:19:35 AM
QuoteI think you should occasionally target the innocent. Like Jenne.
Dok Howl
Classification: Mad Science Troll, with occasional shift to Rage Troll
Suspected in the Deaths of: TGRR, Number Six, Mahatma Gandhi, Friedrich Nietzsche, God/Santa Claus.
Known Alts: Satan, The Incredible Hulk, Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
Behavior: Corruption of the innocent, torture and murder of Noobs, Aggravated Mad Science, Berserk Fury, Recurring Nemesis.
Stage of Troll Development: See Revelations 6:7-8.
Yes, John saw Dok Howl coming. Why do you think he went mad?
Saw him coming, observed him doing something, *Hides* something, *furtive* cactus, vomit, *ascension*.
Then thinks, ponders. *Digs* Aaah! *Chews, waits* The Fear™ John runs, until he finds something to write with. Then descends into a muttering, scribbling, 3 day psychotic break, during which he utterly his brain, predicts Black Sabbath, and Iron Maiden, 911, and funnily enough, Simon Cowell.
The hastily scrawled account of what Dok's Cactus drop did to John's troubled mind, resonated through the Centuries, coalesced in the art of Pieter Breughal, instilled the Embryonic version of The Fear™ in the fertile tilth of the European collective unconscience, one consequence of which, was Europe purging itself of heretical Religious Cunts in the 16th Century. All this John saw, but the thing his mind finally cracked under the strain of, were the Vuvuzelas. No mind should have to endure Dok, Cactus, and Vuvuzelas simultaeneously. The knowledge that all three exist contiguously is hard enough to cope with.
There were attempts to get this book published, as a prophetic work in it's own right, but it ended up in a Compendium of Desert Fairy Tales, by Authors unknown. And on still nights, in the Arizona Desert, sometimes you can hear Dok Howl, howl in the night, as the Dreadful knowledge of the Horrible Truth™ becomes to much to bear. Especially since he accidently the Bowel of Temporal Displacement, by showing off with Vindaloo.
St John, the Divine, spent the rest of his life trying to solve the one burning questiion that eluded him.
"Why does my middle finger smell of Puppehs"?
(He never did find out, and I'm sure Dok's not telling)
I'm pretty sure John was doing mushrooms. Amanitas in particular. Which should really never ever under any circumstances be confused with psylocybes, psylocybes are friendly, amanitas are not. The Fear completely notwithstanding, psylocybes don't make you puke in ways that make you wish you had died before eating them.
I mix both of them, every year at Halloween, and have never puked. Never got The Fear™, and found that they compliment each other very well. But no-one ever told me that Flycaps weren't friendly, and I've never found them to be anything but awesome. As far as I can tell, the drier the caps are, the less chance of vomiting. I've seen people puke on flycaps though. Their own bodyweight sometimes. But they always seem really happy once they stop retching.
BadBeast: Having fun with fungus since 1982.
Quote from: BadBeast on August 29, 2010, 06:54:52 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on August 29, 2010, 06:36:21 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 29, 2010, 06:19:12 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 29, 2010, 05:21:15 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on August 29, 2010, 05:19:35 AM
QuoteI think you should occasionally target the innocent. Like Jenne.
Dok Howl
Classification: Mad Science Troll, with occasional shift to Rage Troll
Suspected in the Deaths of: TGRR, Number Six, Mahatma Gandhi, Friedrich Nietzsche, God/Santa Claus.
Known Alts: Satan, The Incredible Hulk, Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
Behavior: Corruption of the innocent, torture and murder of Noobs, Aggravated Mad Science, Berserk Fury, Recurring Nemesis.
Stage of Troll Development: See Revelations 6:7-8.
Yes, John saw Dok Howl coming. Why do you think he went mad?
Saw him coming, observed him doing something, *Hides* something, *furtive* cactus, vomit, *ascension*.
Then thinks, ponders. *Digs* Aaah! *Chews, waits* The Fear™ John runs, until he finds something to write with. Then descends into a muttering, scribbling, 3 day psychotic break, during which he utterly his brain, predicts Black Sabbath, and Iron Maiden, 911, and funnily enough, Simon Cowell.
The hastily scrawled account of what Dok's Cactus drop did to John's troubled mind, resonated through the Centuries, coalesced in the art of Pieter Breughal, instilled the Embryonic version of The Fear™ in the fertile tilth of the European collective unconscience, one consequence of which, was Europe purging itself of heretical Religious Cunts in the 16th Century. All this John saw, but the thing his mind finally cracked under the strain of, were the Vuvuzelas. No mind should have to endure Dok, Cactus, and Vuvuzelas simultaeneously. The knowledge that all three exist contiguously is hard enough to cope with.
There were attempts to get this book published, as a prophetic work in it's own right, but it ended up in a Compendium of Desert Fairy Tales, by Authors unknown. And on still nights, in the Arizona Desert, sometimes you can hear Dok Howl, howl in the night, as the Dreadful knowledge of the Horrible Truth™ becomes to much to bear. Especially since he accidently the Bowel of Temporal Displacement, by showing off with Vindaloo.
St John, the Divine, spent the rest of his life trying to solve the one burning questiion that eluded him.
"Why does my middle finger smell of Puppehs"?
(He never did find out, and I'm sure Dok's not telling)
I'm pretty sure John was doing mushrooms. Amanitas in particular. Which should really never ever under any circumstances be confused with psylocybes, psylocybes are friendly, amanitas are not. The Fear completely notwithstanding, psylocybes don't make you puke in ways that make you wish you had died before eating them.
I mix both of them, every year at Halloween, and have never puked. Never got The Fear™, and found that they compliment each other very well. But no-one ever told me that Flycaps weren't friendly, and I've never found them to be anything but awesome. As far as I can tell, the drier the caps are, the less chance of vomiting. I've seen people puke on flycaps though. Their own bodyweight sometimes. But they always seem really happy once they stop retching.
BadBeast: Having fun with fungus since 1982.
huh, that wasn't my experience at all. I had to fight to keep from puking, then had a revelations style doom and prophecy night (all the prophecies ended up coming true) then went to sleep and woke up in the morning to a sensually enhanced puke that was really the worst puking experience of my life.
Drastically different from my experiences with psylocybes of any sort.
As anyone who has actually visited the Greek islands knows, John of Patmos went insane waiting for a ferry to get him off the island and away from the insufferable British tourists asking "is this Ayia Napa? Bit pants, isn't it?" and puking chips and beer all over each other.
That must have been extremely. The British are bad enough when we're at home. Only a British Tourist would go to Cyprus, arm himself with a big pink gutful of Lager & Chips, & abuse the locals
before spraying vomit over a poor half crazed holy man. "Blahdy foriegn muck" he says. Before wiping more puke on poor John's plain habit. Arsenal Weekend Casuals, on the piss, all confident, because they aren't likely to bump into any Tottenham, or Millwall supporters. However, by the the time they get to the Hotel Bar, they're so drunk they think they're a proper firm, instaed of Arsenal fans. They'r'e still wearing Arsenal colours, And singing terrace chants. Walk into the Bar, (and this could only happen to Arsenal fans, abroad) who just happened to be hosting a Galataseray UltrAslan convention. Oops. That was a holiday they'll never forget. (Except for Puker. Who can't remember anything for 10 days)
Drunk on the Plane out there, drunker on the way to the Hotel. Then it all goes blank, then Puker spends the next 13 days in traction, before being deported, and delivered back to Blighty. Being Arsenal, his crew ran like fuck, ended up swimming for it when chased to the end of the pier.
Except Puker. Got caught because he was so fat. 9 broken ribs. Skull fractures, His jaw's still wired up, and he's on crutches. Lost his job, because you can't lay Tarmac with a shattered pelvis. Is starting to hate chicken soup, and the sniggers from the Tottenham fans, who all saw the clip You Tube, footage of another London crew, getting pasted by the Ultras. Depressing. Come on you Reds!
Next season, Puker will be supporting Millwall.
So was John of Patmos, a Galataseray fan? What do you thnk? Answers on a postcard, to "Popeye, the Chelsea fan, lives in The Vatican". . . . . . Winner is the first one back to the Hotel, with a large Doner for me, and a crate of Stellas.
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Dok Howl
Classification: Mad Science Troll, with occasional shift to Rage Troll
Suspected in the Deaths of: TGRR, Number Six, Mahatma Gandhi, Friedrich Nietzsche, God/Santa Claus.
Known Alts: Satan, The Incredible Hulk, Barney the Purple Dinosaur.
Behavior: Corruption of the innocent, torture and murder of Noobs, Aggravated Mad Science, Berserk Fury, Recurring Nemesis.
Stage of Troll Development: See Revelations 6:7-8.
Yes, John saw Dok Howl coming. Why do you think he went mad?
Saw him coming, observed him doing something, *Hides* something, *furtive* cactus, vomit, *ascension*.
Then thinks, ponders. *Digs* Aaah! *Chews, waits* The Fear™ John runs, until he finds something to write with. Then descends into a muttering, scribbling, 3 day psychotic break, during which he utterly his brain, predicts Black Sabbath, and Iron Maiden, 911, and funnily enough, Simon Cowell.
The hastily scrawled account of what Dok's Cactus drop did to John's troubled mind, resonated through the Centuries, coalesced in the art of Pieter Breughal, instilled the Embryonic version of The Fear™ in the fertile tilth of the European collective unconscience, one consequence of which, was Europe purging itself of heretical Religious Cunts in the 16th Century. All this John saw, but the thing his mind finally cracked under the strain of, were the Vuvuzelas. No mind should have to endure Dok, Cactus, and Vuvuzelas simultaeneously. The knowledge that all three exist contiguously is hard enough to cope with.
There were attempts to get this book published, as a prophetic work in it's own right, but it ended up in a Compendium of Desert Fairy Tales, by Authors unknown. And on still nights, in the Arizona Desert, sometimes you can hear Dok Howl, howl in the night, as the Dreadful knowledge of the Horrible Truth™ becomes to much to bear. Especially since he accidently the Bowel of Temporal Displacement, by showing off with Vindaloo.
St John, the Divine, spent the rest of his life trying to solve the one burning questiion that eluded him.
"Why does my middle finger smell of Puppehs"?
(He never did find out, and I'm sure Dok's not telling)
WIN :mittens: