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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Prince Glittersnatch III on August 29, 2010, 07:37:53 AM

Title: Glenn Beck restores Americas honor with ritual septaku.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on August 29, 2010, 07:37:53 AM
If only that were the case.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vORfTvlLro0
Title: Re: Glenn Beck restores Americas honor with ritual septaku.
Post by: Requia ☣ on August 29, 2010, 08:18:29 AM
 :vom:
Title: Re: Glenn Beck restores Americas honor with ritual septaku.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 29, 2010, 08:28:24 AM
Isn't that the music used to advertise beef?

All that did was make me crave some beef stew.
Title: Re: Glenn Beck restores Americas honor with ritual septaku.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on August 29, 2010, 08:46:44 AM
Beck probably lured all those people there with the promise of free hotdogs and soda pop. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_O6sSj7__w
Title: Re: Glenn Beck restores Americas honor with ritual septaku.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on August 29, 2010, 09:13:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKoIXeBo4DY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKoIXeBo4DY)

Alveda King plays on Uncle's iconic speech and calls on God to save the USA just as soon as the nation repents of its sins.

My eyeballs are twitching.
Title: Re: Glenn Beck restores Americas honor with ritual septaku.
Post by: Kai on August 29, 2010, 02:58:10 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on August 29, 2010, 08:28:24 AM
Isn't that the music used to advertise beef?

All that did was make me crave some beef stew.

It's Hoedown, the fourth movement of Aaron Copeland's Rodeo suite.
Title: Re: Glenn Beck restores Americas honor with ritual septaku.
Post by: Jasper on August 29, 2010, 03:06:45 PM
I liked watching that.  I liked hearing them scream.



Shriek.  Shriek, you ugly crotch monsters.   
Title: Re: Glenn Beck restores Americas honor with ritual septaku.
Post by: Brotep on August 29, 2010, 03:48:02 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 29, 2010, 02:58:10 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on August 29, 2010, 08:28:24 AM
Isn't that the music used to advertise beef?

All that did was make me crave some beef stew.

It's Hoedown, the fourth movement of Aaron Copeland's Rodeo suite.

It's enough to make you kick those teabaggers right in the chingaring chaws.
Title: Re: Glenn Beck restores Americas honor with ritual septaku.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on August 29, 2010, 06:46:34 PM
Quote from: curiosity on August 29, 2010, 09:13:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKoIXeBo4DY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKoIXeBo4DY)

Alveda King plays on Uncle's iconic speech and calls on God to save the USA just as soon as the nation repents of its sins.

My eyeballs are twitching.
Is Beck afraid anyone who can speak as well as him?
Title: Re: Glenn Beck restores Americas honor with ritual septaku.
Post by: Phox on August 30, 2010, 02:01:19 AM
Quote from: Lord Derp Esquire on August 29, 2010, 06:46:34 PM
Quote from: curiosity on August 29, 2010, 09:13:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKoIXeBo4DY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKoIXeBo4DY)

Alveda King plays on Uncle's iconic speech and calls on God to save the USA just as soon as the nation repents of its sins.

My eyeballs are twitching.
Is Beck afraid anyone who can speak as well as him?

Of course not. It takes a very special brand of intellect to equal Glenn Beck's speechifying. And I don't mean "special", for that would be an insult to mentally handicapped individuals everywhere. And while I can't seem to get the video in question to work atm, I seem to recall that he was relatively safe. Not by a lot though.
Title: Re: Glenn Beck restores Americas honor with ritual septaku.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on August 30, 2010, 02:28:21 AM
I usually think Olberman is a tool but...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ldRYyolcE8

Wow.
Title: Re: Glenn Beck restores Americas honor with ritual septaku.
Post by: Brotep on August 30, 2010, 03:50:48 AM
I used to have a Chinese roommate who watched Glenn Beck so he could improve his English.
Title: Re: Glenn Beck restores Americas honor with ritual septaku.
Post by: Phox on August 30, 2010, 04:03:14 AM
Quote from: Lord Derp Esquire on August 30, 2010, 02:28:21 AM
I usually think Olberman is a tool but...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ldRYyolcE8

Wow.

Eh, I don't see why if you think KO is a tool, this particular clip would seem any different to you. I've got nothing against him, personally. He's just the left-wing Bill O'Reilly after all. Both are good for a cheap laugh every now and then.

Title: Re: Glenn Beck restores Americas honor with ritual septaku.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on August 30, 2010, 04:15:59 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on August 30, 2010, 04:03:14 AM
Quote from: Lord Derp Esquire on August 30, 2010, 02:28:21 AM
I usually think Olberman is a tool but...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ldRYyolcE8

Wow.

Eh, I don't see why if you think KO is a tool, this particular clip would seem any different to you. I've got nothing against him, personally. He's just the left-wing Bill O'Reilly after all. Both are good for a cheap laugh every now and then.



I was referring less to KO than to the statistics he referenced.
Title: Re: Glenn Beck restores Americas honor with ritual septaku.
Post by: Phox on August 30, 2010, 04:33:23 AM
Quote from: Lord Derp Esquire on August 30, 2010, 04:15:59 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on August 30, 2010, 04:03:14 AM
Quote from: Lord Derp Esquire on August 30, 2010, 02:28:21 AM
I usually think Olberman is a tool but...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ldRYyolcE8

Wow.

Eh, I don't see why if you think KO is a tool, this particular clip would seem any different to you. I've got nothing against him, personally. He's just the left-wing Bill O'Reilly after all. Both are good for a cheap laugh every now and then.



I was referring less to KO than to the statistics he referenced.

Oh, I simply read it as you were surprised by the way he presented it. I thought it was rather typical Olberman. But yeah, the statistics are pretty... well, not all that shocking really.
Title: Re: Glenn Beck restores Americas honor with ritual septaku.
Post by: Adios on August 30, 2010, 05:20:58 AM
Glenn Beck will rape your babbies.
Title: Re: Glenn Beck restores Americas honor with ritual septaku.
Post by: Cain on August 30, 2010, 07:49:14 AM
Tell me, does anyone else see any irony in Beck's idolization of what he thinks the leaders of the American revolution were, and his absolute hatred of what he thinks Obama is?

Founding Fathers = radical aristocrats
Obama = (according to Beck) elitist Marxist.

I mean, it's not such a huge leap from one to the other, on the grand scale of things.  But then, I long ago gave up expecting coherency from Beck, in any sense of the word.
Title: Re: Glenn Beck restores Americas honor with ritual septaku.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on August 30, 2010, 09:17:12 AM
A buddy I used to work with listens to Glenn Beck for all his political news and economic insights. Said buddy is now reproducing. Can't wait to see what he teaches his sprawn. He still sends me e-mails about how right Glenn Beck is and what a loser I am for not being a Republican.

I like sending him clips from The Daily Show where Jon Stewart shows Beck contradicting himself. Incoherency might just be a dirty habit, but inconsistency is his lifestyle choice.
Title: Re: Glenn Beck restores Americas honor with ritual septaku.
Post by: Jenne on August 30, 2010, 08:32:32 PM
Glenn Beck just helps Jon Stewart and his writers win more Emmies.
Title: Re: Glenn Beck restores Americas honor with ritual septaku.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 30, 2010, 08:35:29 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20100830/cm_yblog_upshot/glenn-beck-rally-sparks-debate-over-crowd-size

Just how many people were there?

The world may never know.
Title: Re: Glenn Beck restores Americas honor with ritual septaku.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2010, 08:37:34 PM
Quote from: curiosity on August 30, 2010, 09:17:12 AM
A buddy I used to work with listens to Glenn Beck for all his political news and economic insights. Said buddy is now reproducing. Can't wait to see what he teaches his sprawn. He still sends me e-mails about how right Glenn Beck is and what a loser I am for not being a Republican.

I like sending him clips from The Daily Show where Jon Stewart shows Beck contradicting himself. Incoherency might just be a dirty habit, but inconsistency is his lifestyle choice.

Reply with machine menace instead.