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Quote"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity through my vagina," the performer said in an interview with Vanity Fair magazine that was released on Monday.
So we just need to wait for someone to seduce her and fuck the crazy out of her? Or will her vagina devour her lover in a bizarre praying mantis/venus fly trap way and induce a state of torpor like a boa constrictor eating an alligator?
I like her brand of insanity.
Then I guess you should stay away from her vag . . . unless you want to steal it for yourself.
:magick:
Quote from: curiosity on August 29, 2010, 09:15:00 AM
Then I guess you should stay away from her vag . . . unless you want to steal it for yourself.
I don't think my bag of shitnuts crazy is big enough for her insanity.
What if she has sex with someone more creative than her? We she absorb some of their creativity through her vagina?
Quote from: Rumckle on August 29, 2010, 09:47:33 AM
What if she has sex with someone more creative than her? We she absorb some of their creativity through her vagina?
There is only one way to find out.
I wonder how she decides to troll the press, on on any given day. I mean, is there a method, or is she making it up on the fly?
Quote from: Cain on August 29, 2010, 11:24:59 AM
I wonder how she decides to troll the press, on on any given day. I mean, is there a method, or is she making it up on the fly?
A method could be worked out and used to predict when she's trolling.
Spur of the moment on the other hand... :lulz:
Oh, I know when she's trolling. Whenever she is in front of a microphone, and not singing (though I still think Papparazzi was a brilliant swipe at the entertainment press, who didn't even realize it).
you might, i might, invisible dave might but not everyone does. we can sit back and smile while the rest of the world looks on confused.
Beck and GaGa should go on tour.
Glenn Beck, not "Loser" Beck or Jeff Beck.
Quote"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity through my vagina," the performer said in an interview with Vanity Fair magazine that was released on Monday.
Is it wrong that hearing this just makes me want to fuck her even more?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 29, 2010, 12:28:59 PM
Beck and GaGa should go on tour.
No
I actually saw part of a cam version of his "comedy tour" movie. Trust me it's not funny.
Not even in the ha ha Beck is crazy way.
It's just him talking about the book Common Sense. And not THAT "Common Sense". He's talking about HIS book entitled "Common Sense". Oh and he was dressed up like one your founding father - hocking his book. It's not funny, it's just sad.
So what you're saying is that Lady Gaga's fashion sense would cramp Beck's own stylish look?
He's also a raging Scientologist.
Quote from: curiosity on August 29, 2010, 09:04:50 AM
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lady-gaga-touts-abstinence-to-protect-creativity/44931 (http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lady-gaga-touts-abstinence-to-protect-creativity/44931)
Quote"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity through my vagina," the performer said in an interview with Vanity Fair magazine that was released on Monday.
So we just need to wait for someone to seduce her and fuck the crazy out of her? Or will her vagina devour her lover in a bizarre praying mantis/venus fly trap way and induce a state of torpor like a boa constrictor eating an alligator?
Holyshit, wasn't that a scene in Neil Gaiman's American Gods?
Sure was.
Also, whatever I think of the music, Lady Gaga is one of few entertainers who trulylive up to the name, thanks to gems like this.
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 29, 2010, 08:53:20 PM
He's also a raging Scientologist.
Wrong Beck. Crazy Fox Beck is a raging Mormon instead.
Also, I was surprised to learn that Gaga has a vagina.
How much creativity is there to take??? I mean, all of her songs are just the same words repeating over and over for the entirety of the song, with brief choruses:
"Puh-puh-puh-poker face puh-puh-poker face"
She saves all her creativity for trolling an coming up with bizarre things to wear.
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 29, 2010, 08:53:20 PM
He's also a raging Scientologist.
Actually Beck didnt join the Church of Scientology, he was born into it. As far as I know he hasnt spent very much money on de-theatening his brain either. I assume its just a cultural thing, every year he goes back home and him and his family sit around the Holiday UFO listening to L Ron Hubbards Christmass album, and in the morning Beck rushes down to see what presents Xenu brought him(It was a E-meter :D).
Also, wrong Beck.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 30, 2010, 12:56:14 AM
She saves all her creativity for trolling an coming up with bizarre things to wear.
she actually has a group designing that for her, "Haus of Gaga"
Quote from: nekk on August 30, 2010, 12:32:07 AM
How much creativity is there to take??? I mean, all of her songs are just the same words repeating over and over for the entirety of the song, with brief choruses:
"Puh-puh-puh-poker face puh-puh-poker face"
You missed the verses, there.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 30, 2010, 12:07:46 AMAlso, I was surprised to learn that Gaga has a vagina.
I also. I thought she was some sort of gene-spliced neutered clone of Christina Aguilera and Marilyn Manson.
Quote from: curiosity on August 30, 2010, 09:12:04 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 30, 2010, 12:07:46 AMAlso, I was surprised to learn that Gaga has a vagina.
I also. I thought she was some sort of gene-spliced neutered clone of Christina Aguilera and Marilyn Manson.
You're correct about her genetic origins, but from what I hear, she does in fact have genitalia.
Well then she needs to stop keeping her creativity in said genitalia. The cootch is not meant to be a long-term storage apparatus.
Quote from: curiosity on August 30, 2010, 10:15:24 AM
Well then she needs to stop keeping her creativity in said genitalia. The cootch is not meant to be a long-term storage apparatus.
:cn:
Quote from: BDS on August 30, 2010, 08:39:50 AM
Quote from: nekk on August 30, 2010, 12:32:07 AM
How much creativity is there to take??? I mean, all of her songs are just the same words repeating over and over for the entirety of the song, with brief choruses:
"Puh-puh-puh-poker face puh-puh-poker face"
You missed the verses, there.
Oh, sorry bout that:
"[insert several thinly veiled poker-themed metaphors]
Can't read my, Can't read my,
No he cant read my poker face
(Shes got to love nobody)
And repeat. A lot."
lrn2subtext.
[subtext]Lady Gaga likes to play strip poker. But she still wont sleep with you, the tease. Your penis is not going to steal her creativity anytime soon.[/subtext]
Don't get me wrong, Nekk, it is vapid synth-pop... I hated it at first. But for the full Lady Gaga experience, you've gotta watch the videos, and try to soak in as much of her insanity as you can. She's in the Klaus Nomi tradition of avant garde art pop.
Are you familiar with Klaus Nomi? Same sort of idea. He made music about mostly typical pop things. ("falling in love again", etc) But deep down, he's was a space alien.
I disagree... it's incredibly clever synth pop, if you really break down and analyze what's going in musically in these songs. There are many references, tips of the hat, and asides in there. Plus, there's a "faux minimalism" at play: At first, you think it's just a keyboard riff and a drumbeat. But if you listen deeper, there are dozens of interlocking and juxtaposing elements that propel the songs along.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 30, 2010, 12:07:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 29, 2010, 08:53:20 PM
He's also a raging Scientologist.
Wrong Beck. Crazy Fox Beck is a raging Mormon instead.
What's the difference? Both wear magic underwear