Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Requia ☣ on August 30, 2010, 01:08:05 AM

Title: Why is it
Post by: Requia ☣ on August 30, 2010, 01:08:05 AM
That every time I hear about somebody getting shot in Utah on the news, somebody from Tuscon is involved.  Can you people not contain your crazy?
Title: Re: Why is it
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 30, 2010, 01:28:10 AM
perhaps nobody else in the area has the sack to do what needs to be done. Like shooting most of the people in Utah.
Title: Re: Why is it
Post by: Kai on August 30, 2010, 02:43:25 AM
Positive bias?
Title: Re: Why is it
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2010, 03:55:52 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 30, 2010, 01:08:05 AM
That every time I hear about somebody getting shot in Utah on the news, somebody from Tuscon is involved.  Can you people not contain your crazy?

We hate Utah.
Title: Re: Why is it
Post by: Freeky on August 30, 2010, 07:28:22 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 30, 2010, 01:08:05 AM
That every time I hear about somebody getting shot in Utah on the news, somebody from Tuscon is involved.  Can you people not contain your crazy?
:lulz:

Just think of yourselves as lucky that when the apocallypse comes, Utah will actually get what's coming to it, whereas in Tucson it will just be business as usual, the missiles hitting the other side of the Catalinas and leaving us completely intact.
Title: Re: Why is it
Post by: Requia ☣ on August 30, 2010, 07:37:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 30, 2010, 03:55:52 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 30, 2010, 01:08:05 AM
That every time I hear about somebody getting shot in Utah on the news, somebody from Tuscon is involved.  Can you people not contain your crazy?

We hate Utah.

That explains it when Tusconites are the ones doing the killing, less so when they're the ones doing the dying.
Title: Re: Why is it
Post by: Cain on August 30, 2010, 07:44:40 AM
Rite of Manhood passage.  Some people are inexperienced, and if it was easy, then everyone could do it.
Title: Re: Why is it
Post by: Jasper on August 30, 2010, 07:55:23 AM
Shame it isn't.
Title: Re: Why is it
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on August 30, 2010, 08:15:07 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 30, 2010, 07:28:22 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 30, 2010, 01:08:05 AM
That every time I hear about somebody getting shot in Utah on the news, somebody from Tuscon is involved.  Can you people not contain your crazy?
:lulz:

Just think of yourselves as lucky that when the apocallypse comes, Utah will actually get what's coming to it, whereas in Tucson it will just be business as usual, the missiles hitting the other side of the Catalinas and leaving us completely intact.
Its funny that you should mention Utah in relationship to the apocalypse. Aren't the Mormons supposed to be Crazy Prepared?
Title: Re: Why is it
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on August 30, 2010, 08:32:47 AM
Quote from: eighteen buddha strike on August 30, 2010, 08:15:07 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 30, 2010, 07:28:22 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 30, 2010, 01:08:05 AM
That every time I hear about somebody getting shot in Utah on the news, somebody from Tuscon is involved.  Can you people not contain your crazy?
:lulz:

Just think of yourselves as lucky that when the apocallypse comes, Utah will actually get what's coming to it, whereas in Tucson it will just be business as usual, the missiles hitting the other side of the Catalinas and leaving us completely intact.
Its funny that you should mention Utah in relationship to the apocalypse. Aren't the Mormons supposed to be Crazy Prepared?

I dont think anti-theaten underpants counts as "crazy prepared"
Title: Re: Why is it
Post by: Requia ☣ on August 30, 2010, 10:24:47 AM
I think he refers to the mandate that all Mormons keep a 6 month food supply on hand, just in case.
Title: Re: Why is it
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 30, 2010, 12:14:20 PM
that's really "just in case" the jello factory shuts down.
Title: Re: Why is it
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 30, 2010, 02:17:35 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 30, 2010, 10:24:47 AM
I think he refers to the mandate that all Mormons keep a 6 month food supply on hand, just in case.

Just in case what? Accidentally have 4 more kids?
Title: Re: Why is it
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 30, 2010, 03:13:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 30, 2010, 02:17:35 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 30, 2010, 10:24:47 AM
I think he refers to the mandate that all Mormons keep a 6 month food supply on hand, just in case.

Just in case what? Accidentally have 4 more kids?

That would require a couple more wives and then even more food on hand.....

It's a terrible cycle they really should try to get out of.
Title: Re: Why is it
Post by: Requia ☣ on August 30, 2010, 06:46:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 30, 2010, 02:17:35 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 30, 2010, 10:24:47 AM
I think he refers to the mandate that all Mormons keep a 6 month food supply on hand, just in case.

Just in case what? Accidentally have 4 more kids?

The locals burn down the temple and they all have to flee across the country on foot again?

It's an old rule, from when Mormons were a major target of angry mobs and the government.  Outside of earthquake prep it's not worth much these days.
Title: Re: Why is it
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 30, 2010, 07:46:23 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 30, 2010, 03:13:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 30, 2010, 02:17:35 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 30, 2010, 10:24:47 AM
I think he refers to the mandate that all Mormons keep a 6 month food supply on hand, just in case.

Just in case what? Accidentally have 4 more kids?

That would require a couple more wives and then even more food on hand.....

It's a terrible cycle they really should try to get out of.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Why is it
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 30, 2010, 07:47:32 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 30, 2010, 06:46:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 30, 2010, 02:17:35 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 30, 2010, 10:24:47 AM
I think he refers to the mandate that all Mormons keep a 6 month food supply on hand, just in case.

Just in case what? Accidentally have 4 more kids?

The locals burn down the temple and they all have to flee across the country on foot again?

It's an old rule, from when Mormons were a major target of angry mobs and the government.  Outside of earthquake prep it's not worth much these days.

Ah. That makes sense 150 years ago.