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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: AFK on August 30, 2010, 11:00:12 AM

Title: Monday Gloat
Post by: AFK on August 30, 2010, 11:00:12 AM
Today:

Me:  Riding an ocean ferry to an island, having lunch, and walking around the beach AND getting paid to do it.

You:  Stuck to an office chair, pushing papers, and listening to co-workers argue over who gets to change the empty water cooler jug. 

Happy Monday everyone!

Title: Re: Monday Gloat
Post by: Cramulus on August 30, 2010, 02:45:08 PM
 :argh!: eat shit! I SO don't want to be at work right now.


I did have a great weekend though. Took the girlfriend up to Lake George for our anniversary.
Title: Re: Monday Gloat
Post by: Cain on August 30, 2010, 02:46:06 PM
Since I'm not working at all, I think I have you all beaten.
Title: Re: Monday Gloat
Post by: Suu on August 30, 2010, 02:55:40 PM
I'm still sick as hell and no one will cover for me.

Oh well, it's never too early to spread the flu through universities I suppose.
Title: Re: Monday Gloat
Post by: Jenne on August 30, 2010, 03:03:08 PM
A ferry ride sounds fun, but really, I'd trade it all in for a chance to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.  I'm sooooo fucking exhausted.  Too much activity on the weekend, not enough downtime afterward...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Title: Re: Monday Gloat
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 30, 2010, 03:09:34 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 30, 2010, 03:03:08 PM
A ferry ride sounds fun, but really, I'd trade it all in for a chance to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.  I'm sooooo fucking exhausted.  Too much activity on the weekend, not enough downtime afterward...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Seriously this!

I would give just about anything for a couple of days to rest.
Title: Re: Monday Gloat
Post by: Freeky on August 30, 2010, 03:17:42 PM
I have to go get an emergency toof extraction later. I am not happy about this at all. :cry:
Title: Re: Monday Gloat
Post by: Adios on August 30, 2010, 03:42:46 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 30, 2010, 03:17:42 PM
I have to go get an emergency toof extraction later. I am not happy about this at all. :cry:

Get Dok to do it.  :evil:
Title: Re: Monday Gloat
Post by: Freeky on August 30, 2010, 03:43:36 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 30, 2010, 03:42:46 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 30, 2010, 03:17:42 PM
I have to go get an emergency toof extraction later. I am not happy about this at all. :cry:

Get Dok to do it.  :evil:
:|
Title: Re: Monday Gloat
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 30, 2010, 04:17:21 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 30, 2010, 03:17:42 PM
I have to go get an emergency toof extraction later. I am not happy about this at all. :cry:

Bless your heart.  I hope it all goes very quickly and they give you excellent pain meds!!!

Title: Re: Monday Gloat
Post by: Freeky on August 30, 2010, 04:18:54 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 30, 2010, 04:17:21 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 30, 2010, 03:17:42 PM
I have to go get an emergency toof extraction later. I am not happy about this at all. :cry:

Bless your heart.  I hope it all goes very quickly and they give you excellent pain meds!!!



:vom: <--- Freeky is the stressed.

Also, would they jus give me a prescription to fill or actual drugs?
Title: Re: Monday Gloat
Post by: Jenne on August 30, 2010, 04:22:27 PM
Both.  Freeky, they usually give you something to take there, one pill, two at most, and then a Rx for the rest.
Title: Re: Monday Gloat
Post by: Freeky on August 30, 2010, 04:23:28 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 30, 2010, 04:22:27 PM
Both.  Freeky, they usually give you something to take there, one pill, two at most, and then a Rx for the rest.

Bleh. Now I know though.
Title: Re: Monday Gloat
Post by: Don Coyote on August 30, 2010, 04:24:58 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 30, 2010, 02:46:06 PM
Since I'm not working at all, I think I have you all beaten.

Not in the office, going to college on the Army's dime, still getting paid too.
Title: Re: Monday Gloat
Post by: Cain on August 30, 2010, 04:26:27 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on August 30, 2010, 04:24:58 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 30, 2010, 02:46:06 PM
Since I'm not working at all, I think I have you all beaten.

Not in the office, going to college on the Army's dime, still getting paid too.

Planning trips to Zurich, Lichtenstein and Milan, while having free accomodation and food in south-west Switzerland.
Title: Re: Monday Gloat
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 30, 2010, 05:20:20 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 30, 2010, 04:23:28 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 30, 2010, 04:22:27 PM
Both.  Freeky, they usually give you something to take there, one pill, two at most, and then a Rx for the rest.

Bleh. Now I know though.

Tell them straight up you are broke and need samples.  If not, tell them to write the scripts for cheap antibiotics (some form of penicillan) and percocets (are cheap in generic).

A lot of times your dentist will work with you where a Dr never would because everything the dentist does is expensive. 
Title: Re: Monday Gloat
Post by: Jenne on August 30, 2010, 08:15:11 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 30, 2010, 05:20:20 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 30, 2010, 04:23:28 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 30, 2010, 04:22:27 PM
Both.  Freeky, they usually give you something to take there, one pill, two at most, and then a Rx for the rest.

Bleh. Now I know though.

Tell them straight up you are broke and need samples.  If not, tell them to write the scripts for cheap antibiotics (some form of penicillan) and percocets (are cheap in generic).

A lot of times your dentist will work with you where a Dr never would because everything the dentist does is expensive. 

Ahem.  My husband gives out samples.  All the time.  His dad does too.  In fact, it behooves the Docs to give them out more because they GET more when they GIVE them out.  *shrug*  But everyone's experiences vary.
Title: Re: Monday Gloat
Post by: AFK on August 30, 2010, 11:49:52 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 30, 2010, 11:00:12 AM
Today:

Me:  Riding an ocean ferry to an island, having lunch, and walking around the beach AND getting paid to do it.

You:  Stuck to an office chair, pushing papers, and listening to co-workers argue over who gets to change the empty water cooler jug. 

Happy Monday everyone!

There was also yummy cheesesteaks and ice-cream.  There was a lot of walking, and a museum tour that was way too long.  Thankfully, one of my colleagues got crafty and called my director on her cell phone and pretended like we needed to get away really quickly.  I feel kinda bad though that we basically IRL trolled an 82 year old man. 
Title: Re: Monday Gloat
Post by: AFK on August 30, 2010, 11:51:09 PM
Also, my federal grant co-workers aren't as good as picking up the puns as my agency co-workers.  There was this tree covered with colorful buoys.  And so I says, "Hey, what a flambuoyant tree!"  Nobody got it.  Made me very, very sad. 
Title: Re: Monday Gloat
Post by: Jenne on August 31, 2010, 01:07:32 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 30, 2010, 11:51:09 PM
Also, my federal grant co-workers aren't as good as picking up the puns as my agency co-workers.  There was this tree covered with colorful buoys.  And so I says, "Hey, what a flambuoyant tree!"  Nobody got it.  Made me very, very sad. 

Some puns, you gotta see written to get.
Title: Re: Monday Gloat
Post by: AFK on August 31, 2010, 10:50:53 AM
But...but.....it was covered with buoys.   :x
Title: Re: Monday Gloat
Post by: Nast on September 01, 2010, 06:31:28 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 31, 2010, 10:50:53 AM
But...but.....it was covered with buoys.   :x

BOYS

BOYS
    \
(http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/C1XhbEkLFuc/default.jpg)

I want something covered with boys.
Title: Re: Monday Gloat
Post by: Nast on September 01, 2010, 06:31:52 AM
A throne, preferably.
Title: Re: Monday Gloat
Post by: Jenne on September 01, 2010, 04:34:39 PM
Quote from: Nast on September 01, 2010, 06:31:52 AM
A throne, preferably.

:eek:  :lulz: