Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cuddlefish on August 31, 2010, 05:05:43 PM

Title: Is there a Dr. in the house?
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 31, 2010, 05:05:43 PM
A real dr.? No offense to all the Doktors here, but I have a medical question, and no insurance, (which means I can't even get next to one long enough to ask a question) and I'd at least like to talk to someone about it.
Title: Re: Is there a Dr. in the house?
Post by: Cramulus on August 31, 2010, 05:09:26 PM
I'm full of medical opinions.
Title: Re: Is there a Dr. in the house?
Post by: Adios on August 31, 2010, 05:11:13 PM
Is your google-fu not strong?
Title: Re: Is there a Dr. in the house?
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on August 31, 2010, 05:13:03 PM
Well, Jenne and I are both directly related to MDs, and I think there might be a spag or two here getting health-related degrees or something. Mangrove doesn't show up as much as he used to, but he is some sort of physical therapy muscles/joints/bones guy.


In any case, it's probably lupus.
Title: Re: Is there a Dr. in the house?
Post by: Jenne on August 31, 2010, 05:14:53 PM
You can pm me, I'll email my husband and get an anonymous consult for you, if you wish.
Title: Re: Is there a Dr. in the house?
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 31, 2010, 05:15:38 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 31, 2010, 05:11:13 PM
Is your google-fu not strong?

I refuse to use google to self diagnose.
Title: Re: Is there a Dr. in the house?
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 31, 2010, 05:16:39 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 31, 2010, 05:14:53 PM
You can pm me, I'll email my husband and get an anonymous consult for you, if you wish.

k, thnx
Title: Re: Is there a Dr. in the house?
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2010, 05:17:58 PM
IT'S
FUCKING
LUPUS.
Title: Re: Is there a Dr. in the house?
Post by: Jenne on August 31, 2010, 05:20:49 PM
(http://ghostwoods.com/greatgame/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/House.png)

And np, Dimo.
Title: Re: Is there a Dr. in the house?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 31, 2010, 05:26:27 PM
Space AIDS. guaranteed.
Title: Re: Is there a Dr. in the house?
Post by: AFK on August 31, 2010, 05:27:46 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 31, 2010, 05:26:27 PM
Space AIDS. guaranteed.

That means he needs a Space Doc, right?

;)
Title: Re: Is there a Dr. in the house?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 31, 2010, 06:23:38 PM
:rimshot:
Title: Re: Is there a Dr. in the house?
Post by: Don Coyote on August 31, 2010, 06:24:40 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 31, 2010, 05:27:46 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 31, 2010, 05:26:27 PM
Space AIDS. guaranteed.

That means he needs a Space Doc, right?

;)

No. space docs GIVE you space AIDS. He needs a zombie doc.
Title: Re: Is there a Dr. in the house?
Post by: Remington on August 31, 2010, 06:35:32 PM
1. Emigrate to Canada
2. Apply for refuge status
3. ???
4. Healthcare!