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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on August 31, 2010, 06:57:28 PM

Title: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Suu on August 31, 2010, 06:57:28 PM
ASK ME ANYTHING!
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Adios on August 31, 2010, 06:58:33 PM
What? Why?
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Cramulus on August 31, 2010, 06:59:22 PM
Is that your final answer?
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Freeky on August 31, 2010, 07:00:02 PM
:crankey: WHAT?!
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: the last yatto on August 31, 2010, 07:01:26 PM
Will you be sewing a scarlet letter on all your clothing?
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: LMNO on August 31, 2010, 07:01:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 31, 2010, 06:57:28 PM
ASK ME ANYTHING!


Does that mean you're having another party?
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: AFK on August 31, 2010, 07:11:18 PM
If so have it on the 17th and at Fenway. 

Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Suu on August 31, 2010, 07:15:34 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 31, 2010, 06:58:33 PM
What? Why?

Herbert forgot to file something within a month of our hearing back in April. I've notified him and his mother, who I SWORE typed this thing up in front of me...They have our Final Decree, but they don't have a Pending Decision....why the FUCK does RI need all this retarded paperwork?!

If we have to go through this all over again, I will be SO FUCKING PISSED.

Quote from: Cramulus on August 31, 2010, 06:59:22 PM
Is that your final answer?

I gave your mother a final answer last night.

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 31, 2010, 07:00:02 PM
:crankey: WHAT?!

This was me 3 hours ago at the courthouse going to pick up my papers.

Quote from: Pēleus on August 31, 2010, 07:01:26 PM
Will you be sewing a scarlet letter on all your clothing?

I just might.

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 31, 2010, 07:01:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 31, 2010, 06:57:28 PM
ASK ME ANYTHING!


Does that mean you're having another party?

Absolutely.

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 31, 2010, 07:11:18 PM
If so have it on the 17th and at Fenway. 



No.

Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Adios on August 31, 2010, 07:21:01 PM
That sucks. I hope it's just a matter of filing the missing paperwork.
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Don Coyote on August 31, 2010, 07:22:02 PM
VIOLENCE?
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Suu on August 31, 2010, 07:29:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 31, 2010, 07:21:01 PM
That sucks. I hope it's just a matter of filing the missing paperwork.

It could be. Or the state could make us start all over. And if that's the case, *I* will be the plaintiff, and I won't be nice about it.

Quote from: Cudgel on August 31, 2010, 07:22:02 PM
VIOLENCE?

Frungle says I'm not allowed. I was right outside of Herb's workplace and had the urge to kill, and he wouldn't let me. :( It could still be very much a human error at the courts, but I'm still livid.
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Don Coyote on August 31, 2010, 07:35:15 PM
Just in case.

(http://www.millsmix.com/store/images/forever%20dh%20web.jpg)

(http://media.rei.com/media/721102_992Lrg.jpg)

AND

(http://www.bedair.org/Projects/chipper11.jpg)



On a more serious note. That does freaking blow. my fiancee has been dealing with her shitty ex and lawyers for such a long time I thought about just up and accidentally him in the desert.
I have a nice garden.
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Richter on August 31, 2010, 08:01:30 PM
:facepalm:
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2010, 08:05:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 31, 2010, 06:57:28 PM
ASK ME ANYTHING!

Toldja.  It's not over until the party.
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 31, 2010, 08:06:19 PM

SUU. IF YOU NEED ME, I WILL COME. AND THEN... IT WILL BE OVER.
                             \
(http://www.cheshirewildlifetrust.co.uk/IMAGES/proj_dormouse_berries.jpg)
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2010, 08:09:31 PM
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Suu on August 31, 2010, 08:11:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2010, 08:05:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 31, 2010, 06:57:28 PM
ASK ME ANYTHING!

Toldja.  It's not over until the party.

But we already HAD the party.


...but now I get to have another one. :D
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2010, 08:12:04 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 31, 2010, 08:11:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2010, 08:05:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 31, 2010, 06:57:28 PM
ASK ME ANYTHING!

Toldja.  It's not over until the party.

But we already HAD the party.


...but now I get to have another one. :D

And THIS time, make sure the party pleases the Gods.

MOAR DEGENERACY.
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Suu on August 31, 2010, 09:25:18 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 08:06:19 PM

SUU. IF YOU NEED ME, I WILL COME. AND THEN... IT WILL BE OVER.
                             \
(http://www.cheshirewildlifetrust.co.uk/IMAGES/proj_dormouse_berries.jpg)


YOU LIVE WITH HIM.

DO SOMETHING.

(In other words...you don't WANT me coming over there....unless you have vindaloo.)
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2010, 10:53:37 PM
Nigel lives with Herbert?

Why wasn't I told?
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Suu on August 31, 2010, 10:58:01 PM
...I'm tripping on Dayquil. I thought it was Richter.  :x


-Suu
Has the summer cold of the century, a hurricane coming, bedbugs, starts her 2nd undergrad next week, and a not-final divorce, goddamnit! Cut me some slack!


Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2010, 11:07:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 31, 2010, 10:58:01 PM
...I'm tripping on Dayquil. I thought it was Richter.  :x


-Suu
Has the summer cold of the century, a hurricane coming, bedbugs, starts her 2nd undergrad next week, and a not-final divorce, goddamnit! Cut me some slack!




Nobody said being a sovereign was gonna be easy.  Why do you think I caved in so easily?  Now Arizona is YOUR headache.
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Suu on August 31, 2010, 11:13:53 PM
Oh no, I want nothing to do with Arizona. In fact, I withdrew my consuls 3 days ago.
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2010, 11:15:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 31, 2010, 11:13:53 PM
Oh no, I want nothing to do with Arizona. In fact, I withdrew my consuls 3 days ago.

Wait.

You can't do that.

Dok,
Will form a fucking cargo cult, see if he doesn't.
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 31, 2010, 11:18:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2010, 10:53:37 PM
Nigel lives with Herbert?

Why wasn't I told?

Whoa hey now hold on


Why wasn't I told?
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Suu on August 31, 2010, 11:20:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2010, 11:15:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 31, 2010, 11:13:53 PM
Oh no, I want nothing to do with Arizona. In fact, I withdrew my consuls 3 days ago.

Wait.

You can't do that.

Dok,
Will form a fucking cargo cult, see if he doesn't.

No no no...you said you were no longer in control.


...We'll give it to Charley Brown.

Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 11:18:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2010, 10:53:37 PM
Nigel lives with Herbert?

Why wasn't I told?

Whoa hey now hold on


Why wasn't I told?

Trust me, you'd notice if it was true.


Also, I'm brewing mystery tea. I can't tell if it's Crunchberry Butthash or Samurai Mate Chai....it all smells the same.
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 31, 2010, 11:32:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 31, 2010, 11:20:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2010, 11:15:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 31, 2010, 11:13:53 PM
Oh no, I want nothing to do with Arizona. In fact, I withdrew my consuls 3 days ago.

Wait.

You can't do that.

Dok,
Will form a fucking cargo cult, see if he doesn't.

No no no...you said you were no longer in control.


...We'll give it to Charley Brown.

Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 11:18:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2010, 10:53:37 PM
Nigel lives with Herbert?

Why wasn't I told?

Whoa hey now hold on


Why wasn't I told?

Trust me, you'd notice if it was true.


Also, I'm brewing mystery tea. I can't tell if it's Crunchberry Butthash or Samurai Mate Chai....it all smells the same.

All right... if I find some guy in my basement playing WoW, though, I am going to be VERY suspicious.
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Suu on August 31, 2010, 11:38:06 PM
Oh god, It's Butthash AND Mate Chai, somehow mixed. :vom: And I way over steeped.

Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Freeky on August 31, 2010, 11:56:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 31, 2010, 11:20:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2010, 11:15:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 31, 2010, 11:13:53 PM
Oh no, I want nothing to do with Arizona. In fact, I withdrew my consuls 3 days ago.

Wait.

You can't do that.

Dok,
Will form a fucking cargo cult, see if he doesn't.

No no no...you said you were no longer in control.


...We'll give it to Charley Brown.

Hey, don't I get a say in this?
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Jenne on September 01, 2010, 12:12:42 AM
Ugh, Suuuuuuu!  That's horrible.

But new party will be better than old party, yes?

...and maybe you need to hold lil Herbert's hand as he files the last of his G-D papers?  What a lazy pos!
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Suu on September 01, 2010, 01:06:36 AM
Let's just say that if we have to do this all over again, he's getting what's coming to him.
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Cuddlefish on September 01, 2010, 01:28:40 AM
Don't take this the wrong way, but:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: hurk

But, on a serious note, I missed the first party, which I'm pretty miffed about. So, if there's gonna be another party because of this, well...
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Suu on September 01, 2010, 02:17:48 AM
It's a sign. It's not final because we need to have another party.
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Cuddlefish on September 01, 2010, 03:13:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on September 01, 2010, 02:17:48 AM
It's a sign. It's not final because we need to have another party.

Troof.

Though, from your neigbors perspective, more like an bad omen than a sign.
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Suu on September 01, 2010, 03:22:51 AM
Yeah, I know what you mean. I'm really not happy about this. I hope it can be fixed efficiently, because I don't want to have another hearing OR have to pay for it myself.
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Adios on September 01, 2010, 03:30:11 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 31, 2010, 11:56:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 31, 2010, 11:20:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2010, 11:15:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 31, 2010, 11:13:53 PM
Oh no, I want nothing to do with Arizona. In fact, I withdrew my consuls 3 days ago.

Wait.

You can't do that.

Dok,
Will form a fucking cargo cult, see if he doesn't.

No no no...you said you were no longer in control.


...We'll give it to Charley Brown.

Hey, don't I get a say in this?

No. Get the leather and chains back on. I am now the emperor of Arizona.
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Freeky on September 01, 2010, 03:36:28 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 01, 2010, 03:30:11 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 31, 2010, 11:56:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 31, 2010, 11:20:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2010, 11:15:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 31, 2010, 11:13:53 PM
Oh no, I want nothing to do with Arizona. In fact, I withdrew my consuls 3 days ago.

Wait.

You can't do that.

Dok,
Will form a fucking cargo cult, see if he doesn't.

No no no...you said you were no longer in control.


...We'll give it to Charley Brown.

Hey, don't I get a say in this?

No. Get the leather and chains back on. I am now the emperor of Arizona.

Sorry, leather and chains aren't my thing, and never were. I make OTHER people put them on.
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 03:48:16 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 01, 2010, 03:36:28 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 01, 2010, 03:30:11 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 31, 2010, 11:56:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 31, 2010, 11:20:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2010, 11:15:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 31, 2010, 11:13:53 PM
Oh no, I want nothing to do with Arizona. In fact, I withdrew my consuls 3 days ago.

Wait.

You can't do that.

Dok,
Will form a fucking cargo cult, see if he doesn't.

No no no...you said you were no longer in control.


...We'll give it to Charley Brown.

Hey, don't I get a say in this?

No. Get the leather and chains back on. I am now the emperor of Arizona.

Sorry, leather and chains aren't my thing, and never were. I make OTHER people put them on.

:kiss:
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Freeky on September 01, 2010, 03:55:21 AM
 :D :lol:
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Adios on September 01, 2010, 10:35:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 03:48:16 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 01, 2010, 03:36:28 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 01, 2010, 03:30:11 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 31, 2010, 11:56:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 31, 2010, 11:20:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2010, 11:15:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 31, 2010, 11:13:53 PM
Oh no, I want nothing to do with Arizona. In fact, I withdrew my consuls 3 days ago.

Wait.

You can't do that.

Dok,
Will form a fucking cargo cult, see if he doesn't.

No no no...you said you were no longer in control.


...We'll give it to Charley Brown.

Hey, don't I get a say in this?

No. Get the leather and chains back on. I am now the emperor of Arizona.

Sorry, leather and chains aren't my thing, and never were. I make OTHER people put them on.

:kiss:

:lulz:
Title: Re: So my divorce isn't final after all...
Post by: Adios on September 01, 2010, 10:52:17 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 01, 2010, 03:36:28 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 01, 2010, 03:30:11 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 31, 2010, 11:56:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 31, 2010, 11:20:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 31, 2010, 11:15:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 31, 2010, 11:13:53 PM
Oh no, I want nothing to do with Arizona. In fact, I withdrew my consuls 3 days ago.

Wait.

You can't do that.

Dok,
Will form a fucking cargo cult, see if he doesn't.

No no no...you said you were no longer in control.


...We'll give it to Charley Brown.

Hey, don't I get a say in this?

No. Get the leather and chains back on. I am now the emperor of Arizona.

Sorry, leather and chains aren't my thing, and never were. I make OTHER people put them on.

In that case you simply must be Director of Interrogations.