I find the US and myself no longer represent each others direction. Therefore I am declaring myself an independent nation.
My national flag is a live rattlesnake. My national flower is the stinging nettle. My national bird has something to do with my middle finger.
I declare my nation is to be named Chartopia.
I fully intend to declare war on the US by the end of the year.
It's about time we've had more secessions! Welcome to the world of independence!
...So are we allies or enemies? And do we get to sign important shit and shake hands?
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 31, 2010, 07:17:26 PM
It's about time we've had more secessions! Welcome to the world of independence!
...So are we allies or enemies? And do we get to sign important shit and shake hands?
Let me wipe my hand off first. And I don't believe in paperwork.
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 31, 2010, 07:18:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 31, 2010, 07:17:26 PM
It's about time we've had more secessions! Welcome to the world of independence!
...So are we allies or enemies? And do we get to sign important shit and shake hands?
Let me wipe my hand off first. And I don't believe in paperwork.
Okay good, neither do I. We'll just make stupid faces at each other.
The Person's Republic of Kevingrad would like to extend its sincerest welcome to Chartopia and open up full diplomatic relations with your glorious nation.
-Dok Blight/Twid/Kevin,
Generalissimo of the Junta of One.
Cool, I'll bring the beer.
Sweet!
on a related note:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_Start_Your_Own_Country_%28TV_series%29 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_Start_Your_Own_Country_%28TV_series%29)
In case you need tips
xx
I know I made this funny, but honestly, I just cant seem to bring myself to find a lot about my country to be content with right now.
I hear that. I can't read or hear anything about politics without me wanting to shake my head at some point or another.
You keep your damn rattlesnakes away from the Barony's rats and we'll be good.
QuoteMy Nationalism is dead.
Good.
I think true personality shows through most clearly at times of conflict, strain, shock and horror.
With that in mind, my sense of pride in my country died on 9/11 and the following days and months.
It was very distinct, the feeling of it slipping away beyond reach as I watched every effort to come together and help those suffering quashed by 0.00% APR on a brand new car, blind/negligent/vindicated bloodlust for its own sake, and a shocking lack of paranoia and questioning towards our government.
And in the years following it did not surprise me to learn my disgust was decades behind the times.
Is this a good time to mention that, being the only known discordian in Alaska I hearby declare my region's independence from the USA as well as my complete and irrefutable dominance and Lordship of every square inch.
I has your oil.
You bastards keep your mitts off of Howlania. We are a protectorate of the Swamp Yankee Occupation, and Suu will kicking your ass solid.
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 31, 2010, 07:48:19 PM
I know I made this funny, but honestly, I just cant seem to bring myself to find a lot about my country to be content with right now.
Don't give up, there is still hope for contentment! (http://www.thatsfit.com/2010/08/25/burger-kings-pizza-burger-worst-burger-ever/)
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on August 31, 2010, 11:27:20 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 31, 2010, 07:48:19 PM
I know I made this funny, but honestly, I just cant seem to bring myself to find a lot about my country to be content with right now.
Don't give up, there is still hope for contentment! (http://www.thatsfit.com/2010/08/25/burger-kings-pizza-burger-worst-burger-ever/)
You just killed Jesus. I hope you are happy.
As ruler of a sovereign nation, I would like to congratulate all my fellow secessionists.
- Empress Dawn XIII of Gibsylvania.
Quote from: Alty on August 31, 2010, 11:10:20 PM
Is this a good time to mention that, being the only known discordian in Alaska I hearby declare my region's independence from the USA as well as my complete and irrefutable dominance and Lordship of every square inch.
I've heard this was already done, with many of your statesmen carrying around an american flag but instead of fifty stars its been replaced with Alaska's own flag withs its big dipper
The Nomadic Oligarchy of Mutton Chops hereby acknowledges Chartopia as a free and sovereign state.
I think it's high time we created our own international body to serve as a forum for ineffectually bickering at each other... a Divided Nations, if you will.
Quote from: Cainad on September 02, 2010, 02:33:18 AM
The Nomadic Oligarchy of Mutton Chops hereby acknowledges Chartopia as a free and sovereign state.
I think it's high time we created our own international body to serve as a forum for ineffectually bickering at each other... a Divided Nations, if you will.
A nation divided and united as we each see fit according to the mood we are in this day.
DON'T TREAD ON US OR WE WILL EAT YOUR FIRST BORN SON AND SHIT OUT A DAUGHTER DOOMED TO BE A PROSTITUTE.
The Wonderful Land of Epimetheonia will not recognize Chartopia's independence until we see some exports we like. Or tribute money. Yesss, tribute money...
I've never really been nationalist about the Untied States. If anything I'm a little prideful about California, but that's not because the government's necessarily any better or the people are any less stupid. I just like it here.
Quote from: St. Epimetheus on September 02, 2010, 03:37:27 AM
The Wonderful Land of Epimetheonia will not recognize Chartopia's independence until we see some exports we like. Or tribute money. Yesss, tribute money...
I've never really been nationalist about the Untied States. If anything I'm a little prideful about California, but that's not because the government's necessarily any better or the people are any less stupid. I just like it here.
My country is only reached by marching on the road of the bones of mine enemies.
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 02, 2010, 03:39:23 AM
Quote from: St. Epimetheus on September 02, 2010, 03:37:27 AM
The Wonderful Land of Epimetheonia will not recognize Chartopia's independence until we see some exports we like. Or tribute money. Yesss, tribute money...
I've never really been nationalist about the Untied States. If anything I'm a little prideful about California, but that's not because the government's necessarily any better or the people are any less stupid. I just like it here.
My country is only reached by marching on the road of the bones of mine enemies.
So I shall make friends of your mines.
And then sell my services as a friend to mines to the highest bidder.
Quote from: Cudgel on September 02, 2010, 03:40:56 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 02, 2010, 03:39:23 AM
Quote from: St. Epimetheus on September 02, 2010, 03:37:27 AM
The Wonderful Land of Epimetheonia will not recognize Chartopia's independence until we see some exports we like. Or tribute money. Yesss, tribute money...
I've never really been nationalist about the Untied States. If anything I'm a little prideful about California, but that's not because the government's necessarily any better or the people are any less stupid. I just like it here.
My country is only reached by marching on the road of the bones of mine enemies.
So I shall make friends of your mines.
And then sell my services as a friend to mines to the highest bidder.
I kill. Even 'friends'.
It comforts me to know that I am the single largest owner of discordian landmass. Gloriously inhospitable landmass that disregards human frailty and that will swallow any army whole.
Plus, moose militia.
Eat that.
Seriously eat it, moose is tasty.
Quote from: Alty on September 02, 2010, 03:43:53 AM
It comforts me to know that I am the single largest owner of discordian landmass. Gloriously inhospitable landmass that disregards human frailty and that will swallow any army whole.
Plus, moose militia.
Eat that.
Seriously eat it, moose is tasty.
Why is it always about
size with you?
Quote from: Pēleus on September 01, 2010, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 31, 2010, 11:10:20 PM
Is this a good time to mention that, being the only known discordian in Alaska I hearby declare my region's independence from the USA as well as my complete and irrefutable dominance and Lordship of every square inch.
I've heard this was already done, with many of your statesmen carrying around an american flag but instead of fifty stars its been replaced with Alaska's own flag withs its big dipper
Those individuals are whackjobs and heretics and will be dealt with accordingly. And out flag is no longer the big dipper, which is lame, but a FUCKING BEAR choking to death on the remains of the palin family.
As it is such that Australia is in disarray with hung parliament and so, and the lack of choice we have in choosing our leaders, I am too am fed up with my cuntry,
and declaring my house a state independent of Australia.
Take that government!
You now have the nation of Australiabad to deal with :argh!:
We are pleased to join in your activites, micro-nations of the world!@
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 02, 2010, 03:45:00 AM
Quote from: Alty on September 02, 2010, 03:43:53 AM
It comforts me to know that I am the single largest owner of discordian landmass. Gloriously inhospitable landmass that disregards human frailty and that will swallow any army whole.
Plus, moose militia.
Eat that.
Seriously eat it, moose is tasty.
Why is it always about size with you?
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 02, 2010, 03:45:00 AM
Quote from: Alty on September 02, 2010, 03:43:53 AM
It comforts me to know that I am the single largest owner of discordian landmass. Gloriously inhospitable landmass that disregards human frailty and that will swallow any army whole.
Plus, moose militia.
Eat that.
Seriously eat it, moose is tasty.
Why is it always about size with you?
Sorry, I can't hear you over the roar of awe-inspiring bigness of my principality.
Quote from: St. Epimetheus on September 02, 2010, 03:37:27 AM
The Wonderful Land of Epimetheonia will not recognize Chartopia's independence until we see some exports we like. Or tribute money. Yesss, tribute money...
I've never really been nationalist about the Untied States. If anything I'm a little prideful about California, but that's not because the government's necessarily any better or the people are any less stupid. I just like it here.
The Person's Republic of Kevingrad declares war on you for being a greedy capitalist pig.
We will bury your grandchildren. :shoe: :shoe:
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 02, 2010, 06:38:14 AM
Quote from: St. Epimetheus on September 02, 2010, 03:37:27 AM
The Wonderful Land of Epimetheonia will not recognize Chartopia's independence until we see some exports we like. Or tribute money. Yesss, tribute money...
I've never really been nationalist about the Untied States. If anything I'm a little prideful about California, but that's not because the government's necessarily any better or the people are any less stupid. I just like it here.
The Person's Republic of Kevingrad declares war on you for being a greedy capitalist pig.
We will bury your grandchildren. :shoe: :shoe:
HOLD ON. We're anti-capitalist. Our plan is to take all the capitalists' money away from them.
You will give Charltopia sugar and water AND LIKE IT. With no tribute forthcoming. Or deal with Kevingrad's wrath.
Fuck with the Hawk and your potatoes get Blight. :wink:
:argh!:
I DON'T WANT TO RULE THIS PLACE I WANT TO BLOW IT INTO TEENY TINY PIECES OF STUPID AND THEN MAIL THEM TO CHINA WHERE I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN THEY CAN BE RECYCLED INTO AN IPOD OR SOMETHING!
Or maybe I'll just accidentally the whole fucking city of St. Louis.