Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on August 31, 2010, 09:26:48 PM

Title: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Suu on August 31, 2010, 09:26:48 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/gameboard.jpg)

Full resolution: http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/3797/gameboard.jpg

Game pieces:

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/gamepieces.jpg)

The object of the game is to predict the track of current Atlantic storms and see if you're better than the National Hurricane Center. Points awarded for most creative tracks.

Active Named Storms:

Earl
Fiona

Active Areas of Investigation:

98L, 10% chance of development


Upcoming names:

Gaston
Hermine
Igor
Julia
Karl
Lisa
Matthew
Nicole
Otto
Paula
Richard
Shary
Tomas
Virginie
Walter

Current Cyclonic Activity as per the NHC:

(http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/overview_atl/atl_overview.gif)

And GO!
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 31, 2010, 11:24:43 PM
but how does drinking tie in to it?
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 31, 2010, 11:25:27 PM
also, I really hope we get to Hurricane Otto.
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Suu on August 31, 2010, 11:35:31 PM
It's a hurricane! You should be drinking anyway, no need for a game!



But I say if you had to...

Every 3 hour advisory, take a drink, regardless.

For every mention of the word "millibar" take a drink.

For every fluctuation in wind strength from the previous advisory, take a drink.

If it jumps UP a category, take two drinks.

If it falls back a category, take one drink.

For every yokel they show on the Weather Channel boarding their house, drink the cheapest beer you have in house.

For every shot of Stephanie Abrams doing something stupid (holding onto a lamp post, getting hit with ridiculous wind, and falling over, etc), take 3 drinks.

For every shot of Jim Cantore being awesome and somehow getting less battered than Abrams, take a drink.

If Abrams or Cantore make it to your home town or within 50 miles of, and covers an oncoming storm, drink the whole fucking bottle.

In the event of a direct hit, fill your bathtub with booze and ice and invite your friends over.


A proper Hurricane:

1 oz light rum
1 oz dark rum
2 oz passion-fruit juice
1 oz orange juice
1/2 grenadine syrup
A squeeze of limes

Or:

(http://kaousuu.net/images/hurricaneparty.jpg) <---has 151.

Look at how skinny I was for Hurricane Charley. :(
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Rumckle on September 01, 2010, 03:25:24 AM
(http://i374.photobucket.com/albums/oo185/Rumckle/HurracaineMap1.jpg?t=1283307835)

Just a few notes:
1. Cram now has control of Hurricane Earl, as he put a mustache on it
2. Florida is tropical and depressing.
3. Unkown to most Americans, Fidel Castro ordered a motor to be attached to Cuba, it was installed earlier this year, now Cuba can move out of the way of tropical storms.

Edit: to fix img tags
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Freeky on September 01, 2010, 03:35:10 AM
Waitaminnit.

QuoteNicole

I'M GODDESS OF CATASTROPHIC FIRE, WHAT AM I DOIN BEING A HURRICANE?

Be crazy if it was the one that sucked up the oil spill and got lit on fire.
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Suu on September 01, 2010, 03:38:52 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on September 01, 2010, 03:25:24 AM
(http://i374.photobucket.com/albums/oo185/Rumckle/HurracaineMap1.jpg?t=1283307835)
Just a few notes:
1. Cram now has control of Hurricane Earl, as he put a mustache on it
2. Florida is tropical and depressing.
3. Unkown to most Americans, Fidel Castro ordered a motor to be attached to Cuba, it was installed earlier this year, now Cuba can move out of the way of tropical storms.

Fixed.

Also:  :lulz:
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on September 01, 2010, 03:41:20 AM
Suu your face is on Fall River.  You're probably going to want to wash that vigorously and get it checked out very soon.
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Suu on September 01, 2010, 03:44:21 AM
It was either the South Shore or Eastern CT, and you know how I feel about CT...
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 01, 2010, 03:53:45 AM
This is fucking hilarious.

Also, Florida will not be touched for the exact reason Rumckle said- we ARE tropical and depressing.
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 01, 2010, 04:41:52 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 01, 2010, 03:35:10 AM
Waitaminnit.

QuoteNicole

I'M GODDESS OF CATASTROPHIC FIRE, WHAT AM I DOIN BEING A HURRICANE?

Be crazy if it was the one that sucked up the oil spill and got lit on fire.

ACTUALLY FREEKY THAT HURRICANE IS NAMED FOR ME NOT YOU  :argh!: BACK OF MAH STORM, BETCH!!!
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 04:43:41 AM
Quote from: FredleySneijder on September 01, 2010, 04:41:52 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 01, 2010, 03:35:10 AM
Waitaminnit.

QuoteNicole

I'M GODDESS OF CATASTROPHIC FIRE, WHAT AM I DOIN BEING A HURRICANE?

Be crazy if it was the one that sucked up the oil spill and got lit on fire.

ACTUALLY FREEKY THAT HURRICANE IS NAMED FOR ME NOT YOU  :argh!: BACK OF MAH STORM, BETCH!!!

YOUR NAME IS FRED.  NOT NICOLE.  FREDLY NOODLE SMITH, TO BE EXACT.
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 01, 2010, 04:58:50 AM
MY REALLY REAL NAME IS NICOLE SO THERE  :argh!:

BESIDES HER NAME ISNT NICOLE, ITS FREEKY!
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Suu on September 01, 2010, 05:04:01 AM
YOU'RE NAME ISN'T NICOLE. IT'S NICHOLE!  :argh!:
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 01, 2010, 05:11:08 AM
THIS DOESNT CONCERN YOU  :argh!:
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 01, 2010, 05:14:28 AM
THAT KITTEN IS YAWNING GOD DAMN IT!!  :argh!:
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 01, 2010, 05:17:13 AM
HELLZ YES A YAWNING KITTEN  :argh!:
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 01, 2010, 05:19:15 AM
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:


:::cough...wheeze, cough:::
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Phox on September 01, 2010, 05:22:11 AM
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING FUNNY TO BE MAD ABOUT!  :argh!:
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 05:23:27 AM
Quote from: FredleySneijder on September 01, 2010, 04:58:50 AM
MY REALLY REAL NAME IS NICOLE SO THERE  :argh!:

BESIDES HER NAME ISNT NICOLE, ITS FREEKY!

YOUR REALLY REAL NAME IS FREDJAMINA NOODLEKILLER SMIFF.

DO NOT ARGUE.  I AM A DOKTOR.
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Stelpa on September 01, 2010, 05:29:00 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 05:23:27 AM
Quote from: FredleySneijder on September 01, 2010, 04:58:50 AM
MY REALLY REAL NAME IS NICOLE SO THERE  :argh!:

BESIDES HER NAME ISNT NICOLE, ITS FREEKY!

YOUR REALLY REAL NAME IS FREDJAMINA NOODLEKILLER SMIFF.

DO NOT ARGUE.  I AM A DOKTOR.

UNDERSEABOAT DOKTOR?
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on September 01, 2010, 05:29:55 AM
I just assume all your real names are your nicks
Makes things easier
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 05:31:52 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 01, 2010, 05:29:55 AM
I just assume all your real names are your nicks
Makes things easier

EXCEPT FOR FRED, WHO IS DEVIOUS AND SHIFTY.  SHE FAIRLY REEKS OF WASHINGTON POLITICS.

YOU SHOULD TRUST ME.  I AM BENEVOLENT AND CLEVER AND SHIT.

DOKTOR HOWL, 2010:  AT LEAST I'M NOT THAT CROOK FROM OHIO.
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Thurnez Isa on September 01, 2010, 05:33:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 05:31:52 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 01, 2010, 05:29:55 AM
I just assume all your real names are your nicks
Makes things easier

EXCEPT FOR FRED, WHO IS DEVIOUS AND SHIFTY. 

It's just her long noodley beard that makes her look like that.
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 05:37:02 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 01, 2010, 05:33:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 05:31:52 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 01, 2010, 05:29:55 AM
I just assume all your real names are your nicks
Makes things easier

EXCEPT FOR FRED, WHO IS DEVIOUS AND SHIFTY. 

It's just her long noodley beard that makes her look like that.

NO, IT'S THE EVIL THAT LEAKS OUT OF HER SINUS CAVITIES.  THAT'S WHY SHE DOESN'T PHOTOGRAPH RIGHT.
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 01, 2010, 05:41:17 AM
LIES LIES LIES. IM SUING YOU FOR SLANDER OR SOMETHING!  :argh!:
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 05:42:45 AM
Quote from: FredleySneijder on September 01, 2010, 05:41:17 AM
LIES LIES LIES. IM SUING YOU FOR SLANDER OR SOMETHING!  :argh!:

IT'S ALL GOOEY AND MAKES YOUR PICS BLURRY.
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 01, 2010, 05:45:43 AM
NO THATS YOUR DROOL ALL OVER YOUR SCREEN
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 05:46:53 AM
Quote from: FredleySneijder on September 01, 2010, 05:45:43 AM
NO THATS YOUR DROOL ALL OVER YOUR SCREEN

OH.  YEAH.

BUT YOU'RE STILL A CROOK, FREDMIESTER EBENEEZER NOODLESCALP SMITH.
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 01, 2010, 05:48:35 AM
ITS FREDERIEKE VAN NOODLEBERG K THX
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 01, 2010, 07:33:23 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on September 01, 2010, 05:29:55 AM
I just assume all your real names are your nicks
Makes things easier

I misread this as "all your real names are dicks"

better that way, IMO.
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 01, 2010, 07:37:13 AM
:lulz:

Yes, definitely better that way.
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Triple Zero on September 01, 2010, 10:51:25 AM
Quote from: Frederieke van Noodleberg on September 01, 2010, 04:41:52 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 01, 2010, 03:35:10 AM
Waitaminnit.

QuoteNicole

I'M GODDESS OF CATASTROPHIC FIRE, WHAT AM I DOIN BEING A HURRICANE?

Be crazy if it was the one that sucked up the oil spill and got lit on fire.

ACTUALLY FREEKY THAT HURRICANE IS NAMED FOR ME NOT YOU  :argh!: BACK OF MAH STORM, BETCH!!!

YOU'RE BOTH NAMED NICOLE!! OMG

:omg:

YOU SHOULD BECOME GODDESSES AND THEN FORM A PANTHEON

.. A NICOLE-O-THEON
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 01, 2010, 12:28:40 PM
BTW from the looks of the animated satellite pics, it appears like this thing is headed right for the Carolinas.
That's what I'm puttin my money on.

5 bucks on N&S Carolina coast.
Title: Re: The Discordian Hurricane Tracking GAME.
Post by: AFK on September 01, 2010, 02:36:56 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 31, 2010, 11:25:27 PM
also, I really hope we get to Hurricane Otto.

Me too, good punning potential.

Also, looks like Earl might be paying a visit to Maine.  I imagine this would cancel my daughter's soccer game.