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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Disco Pickle on September 01, 2010, 05:23:14 PM

Title: War on Terror: The Board Game
Post by: Disco Pickle on September 01, 2010, 05:23:14 PM
No, seriously.

http://www.waronterrortheboardgame.com/

I'm ordering mine as soon as I get home.

I  :lulz: @ Mosqopoly a bit too.

Thought I'd share.
Title: Re: War on Terror: The Board Game
Post by: Thurnez Isa on September 01, 2010, 05:26:39 PM
"You haven't dismantled your MS stockpile."
"PAKISTAN IS THREATENING MY BORDER!"
Title: Re: War on Terror: The Board Game
Post by: Requia ☣ on September 02, 2010, 03:18:10 AM
Can't find it in the US  :argh!:
Title: Re: War on Terror: The Board Game
Post by: Adios on September 02, 2010, 03:20:31 AM
:(
Title: Re: War on Terror: The Board Game
Post by: Requia ☣ on September 02, 2010, 03:24:47 AM
Or I could just check google shopping instead of relying on the people who made the game to have any idea who sells it.   :oops:
Title: Re: War on Terror: The Board Game
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2010, 03:28:35 AM
Buying this shit.

I love backstabby games.
Title: Re: War on Terror: The Board Game
Post by: Adios on September 02, 2010, 03:36:13 AM
You would be better off selling Amway. Backstabbing with a profit.
Title: Re: War on Terror: The Board Game
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2010, 03:37:33 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 02, 2010, 03:36:13 AM
You would be better off selling Amway. Backstabbing with a profit.

Sometimes it's just FUN to pull horrible shit on your friends.

Risk, Diplomacy, and Illuminati:  These are a few of my favorite things.
Title: Re: War on Terror: The Board Game
Post by: Adios on September 02, 2010, 03:38:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2010, 03:37:33 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 02, 2010, 03:36:13 AM
You would be better off selling Amway. Backstabbing with a profit.

Sometimes it's just FUN to pull horrible shit on your friends.

Risk, Diplomacy, and Illuminati:  These are a few of my favorite things.

Is there a song in there?
Title: Re: War on Terror: The Board Game
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2010, 03:39:49 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 02, 2010, 03:38:12 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2010, 03:37:33 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 02, 2010, 03:36:13 AM
You would be better off selling Amway. Backstabbing with a profit.

Sometimes it's just FUN to pull horrible shit on your friends.

Risk, Diplomacy, and Illuminati:  These are a few of my favorite things.

Is there a song in there?

Also, Settlers of Kataan.  I didn't like the idea of a game without combat rules, until the first time I cornered the market on resources everyone else desperately needed.

Also, the phrase "I have wood for sheep" came up in a trading phase.  I don't think that can be topped.

Dok,
Brick Nazi.
Title: Re: War on Terror: The Board Game
Post by: Don Coyote on September 02, 2010, 03:44:08 AM
Stuff like that banned me from playing boardgames with my family.
Title: Re: War on Terror: The Board Game
Post by: Cain on September 02, 2010, 04:45:18 AM
Diplomacy basically explains the entirety of WWI, in an acid dream shared by von Metternich, Machiavelli and Kissinger.
Title: Re: War on Terror: The Board Game
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on September 02, 2010, 04:54:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2010, 03:37:33 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 02, 2010, 03:36:13 AM
You would be better off selling Amway. Backstabbing with a profit.

Sometimes it's just FUN to pull horrible shit on your friends.

Risk, Diplomacy, and Illuminati:  These are a few of my favorite things.

FUCK YES, DIPLOMACY.

Might actually be a game we could get up on the boards too, considering its pretty much completely diceless we'd just have to agree on a time frame for stuff like Diplomacy phase, and it would be easy enough to download/print off world maps.

Title: Re: War on Terror: The Board Game
Post by: Cain on September 02, 2010, 05:00:17 AM
If I can get a gig here next year teaching IR, which is very possible, I'm going to devote one lesson per three week session to that game.
Title: Re: War on Terror: The Board Game
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on September 02, 2010, 05:06:47 AM
I've found it difficult to get sessions of that game going IRL, because for the most part amongst my board-game friends its not as accessible as stuff like Carcassonne or Catan, that and its hard to get a full group for the game. I do admire the sheer elegance of that games system, and I think the idea of a blind combat/movement system is sheer genius.

A couple of my friends and I have developed a system for playing blind Axis & Allies, involving three separate game boards and an intermediary, and while its a lot of fun... its rather clunky, incredibly time consuming, and generally not feasible to do.
Title: Re: War on Terror: The Board Game
Post by: Requia ☣ on September 02, 2010, 07:13:49 AM
There has to be an online version of diplomacy already...

Yep: http://www.playdiplomacy.com/