Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Richter on September 01, 2010, 10:33:25 PM

Title: I have no work for Five Days!
Post by: Richter on September 01, 2010, 10:33:25 PM

I have removed my trousers, and am huddled behind a makeshift bunker of pillows and blankets.  I shot Nurse East with my "NERF" pistol as she walked by for no other reason that boredom, laziness, and it being too hot to wear pance.  I may nap now.

So I'm going to try to post and read here more, as I've been way to absent recently.  My time may also be narced by hurricane prep or random parties, but we shall see.  For now, I am secure and comfortable.

Nurse East has gone off cursing to do her laundry, goaded by the callous laughter of her current girlfriend. 

Title: Re: I have no work for Five Days!
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on September 01, 2010, 10:36:28 PM
A daily journal of your exploits is required. For science.
Title: Re: I have no work for Five Days!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 10:43:32 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 01, 2010, 10:33:25 PM

I have removed my trousers, and am huddled behind a makeshift bunker of pillows and blankets.  I shot Nurse East with my "NERF" pistol as she walked by for no other reason that boredom, laziness, and it being too hot to wear pance.  I may nap now.

MRH?   :lulz:
Title: Re: I have no work for Five Days!
Post by: Kai on September 01, 2010, 11:05:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 10:43:32 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 01, 2010, 10:33:25 PM

I have removed my trousers, and am huddled behind a makeshift bunker of pillows and blankets.  I shot Nurse East with my "NERF" pistol as she walked by for no other reason that boredom, laziness, and it being too hot to wear pance.  I may nap now.

MRH?   :lulz:

It /does/ sound a bit like him.  :lulz:
Title: Re: I have no work for Five Days!
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 11:08:05 PM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2010, 11:05:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 01, 2010, 10:43:32 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 01, 2010, 10:33:25 PM

I have removed my trousers, and am huddled behind a makeshift bunker of pillows and blankets.  I shot Nurse East with my "NERF" pistol as she walked by for no other reason that boredom, laziness, and it being too hot to wear pance.  I may nap now.

MRH?   :lulz:

It /does/ sound a bit like him.  :lulz:

STEP TO MY PILLOW FORT, VISIT THE EMERGENCY ROOM.

SIEGE SUPPLIES INCLUDE:
1 MEGA PACK OF LUNCHABLES
2 JUICE BOXES
1 JUMBO BAG OF MARSHMALLOWS.

TREVOR, WHILE YOU'RE TYING UP THOSE FINANCIALS, I'M INTERVIEWING HOT BABES FOR INCLUSION IN MY DOOMSDAY BUNKER.

169% OWNED!

MRH,
DOESN'T WORRY ABOUT VENTILATION.
Title: Re: I have no work for Five Days!
Post by: Richter on September 02, 2010, 12:05:47 AM
 :lulz:

OK, I'm over it now.  Off to beer / bullshit gathering.
Title: Re: I have no work for Five Days!
Post by: Richter on September 02, 2010, 01:17:52 PM
...and it all went from good to epic when our host decided to reenact the popsicle scene from "The Punisher"