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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Lies on September 02, 2010, 04:12:15 AM

Title: RENAMED: Shrine to Saint Toyama Koitchi
Post by: Lies on September 02, 2010, 04:12:15 AM
This man is the greatest politician to grace our earth :lulz:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOuumGX-6uc
Title: Re: ATTN: DOK HOWL
Post by: Epimetheus on September 02, 2010, 04:18:50 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

endless  :mittens:
Title: Re: ATTN: DOK HOWL
Post by: Lies on September 02, 2010, 04:32:50 AM
I think this guy is Japans Spider Jarusalem.
Title: Re: ATTN: DOK HOWL
Post by: Hoser McRhizzy on September 02, 2010, 05:45:25 AM
 :lol:

:mittens: to the 15,000 people who gave Koichi one spiteful vote!
Title: Re: ATTN: DOK HOWL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 02, 2010, 06:50:06 AM
I hereby nominate Toyama Koichi for immediate living sainthood and recruitment.

Just for all of it. The whole fucking thing.
Title: Re: ATTN: DOK HOWL
Post by: Cuddlefish on September 02, 2010, 06:51:35 AM
"They will be terrified! I myself will be terrified!"

Brilliant!
Title: Re: ATTN: DOK HOWL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 02, 2010, 06:55:13 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on September 02, 2010, 06:51:35 AM
"They will be terrified! I myself will be terrified!"

Brilliant!

Seriously dude.

Plus the whole, let's fucking burn this motherfucker down attitude.   :lulz:

Pure awesome.
Title: Re: ATTN: DOK HOWL
Post by: Cuddlefish on September 02, 2010, 07:02:44 AM
"I despise each and everyone of you!"

I mean, there's just something about this that feels so... right.
Title: Re: ATTN: DOK HOWL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 02, 2010, 07:04:59 AM
We need a candidate for this in the US. Do I feel a write in 2012 for this?
Title: Re: ATTN: DOK HOWL
Post by: Epimetheus on September 02, 2010, 07:06:16 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 02, 2010, 04:32:50 AM
I think this guy is Japans Spider Jarusalem.

shit, yeah. There's the resemblance I couldn't place.
Title: Re: ATTN: DOK HOWL
Post by: Lies on September 02, 2010, 07:47:07 AM
WAIT THERES MORE!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0&feature=related

HES RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

THIS. GUY. IS. A. FUCKING. LEGEND.
Title: Re: ATTN: DOK HOWL
Post by: DeusExMachina on September 02, 2010, 10:34:21 AM
This guy is pure fucking gold
Title: Re: ATTN: DOK HOWL
Post by: Reginald Ret on September 02, 2010, 10:44:01 AM
He is my hero!
Title: Re: ATTN: DOK HOWL
Post by: Kai on September 02, 2010, 12:53:10 PM
The whole speech is perhaps one of the greatest I have ever heard.  :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: DOK HOWL
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2010, 03:08:40 PM
I can't watch it from here, but I don't consider it competition.

I consider it progress.
Title: Re: ATTN: DOK HOWL
Post by: Cuddlefish on September 02, 2010, 05:09:41 PM
We need to send him an e-mail. Let's get this guy over here.
Title: Re: ATTN: DOK HOWL
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2010, 05:14:58 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on September 02, 2010, 05:09:41 PM
We need to send him an e-mail. Let's get this guy over here.

I think I want to see the video first.  That's just my opinion.  Do what you think is best.
Title: Re: ATTN: DOK HOWL
Post by: Cuddlefish on September 02, 2010, 05:29:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2010, 05:14:58 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on September 02, 2010, 05:09:41 PM
We need to send him an e-mail. Let's get this guy over here.

I think I want to see the video first.  That's just my opinion.  Do what you think is best.

Obviously, you can and should judge this man for yourself. But watch the first vid when you get a chance. It's beautiful.
Title: Re: ATTN: DOK HOWL
Post by: Phox on September 02, 2010, 09:35:44 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 02, 2010, 07:47:07 AM
WAIT THERES MORE!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0&feature=related

HES RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

THIS. GUY. IS. A. FUCKING. LEGEND.

So totally voting for him for everything......  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: ATTN: DOK HOWL
Post by: Freeky on September 03, 2010, 07:28:03 AM
 :lulz: Amazing.
Title: Re: ATTN: DOK HOWL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 03, 2010, 11:28:39 AM
"The instant that I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke... It was fantastic."

:lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: DOK HOWL
Post by: Epimetheus on September 04, 2010, 01:36:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 03, 2010, 11:28:39 AM
"The instant that I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke... It was fantastic."

:lulz:
I think that was my favorite line.
Title: Re: ATTN: DOK HOWL
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 04, 2010, 03:24:48 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on September 04, 2010, 01:36:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 03, 2010, 11:28:39 AM
"The instant that I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke... It was fantastic."

:lulz:
I think that was my favorite line.

Me too, like it was proof that he's American, lol. Or relevant.
Title: Re: ATTN: DOK HOWL
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2010, 04:50:39 AM
"I do not have a single constructive proposal."   :lulz:

"Gentlemen.  I despise each and every one of you."

"If I get elected...They will be terrified.  I myself will be terrified!"   :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: DOK HOWL
Post by: Phox on September 05, 2010, 04:52:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2010, 04:50:39 AM
"I do not have a single constructive proposal."   :lulz:

"Gentlemen.  I despise each and every one of you."

"If I get elected...They will be terrified.  I myself will be terrified!"   :lulz:
Is this guy the best politician ever or what? First Emperor of Earth material, for sure.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: ATTN: DOK HOWL
Post by: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2010, 04:56:48 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 02, 2010, 09:35:44 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 02, 2010, 07:47:07 AM
WAIT THERES MORE!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0&feature=related

HES RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

THIS. GUY. IS. A. FUCKING. LEGEND.

So totally voting for him for everything......  :mrgreen:

He's RIGHT.
Title: Re: ATTN: DOK HOWL
Post by: Phox on September 05, 2010, 04:57:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2010, 04:56:48 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 02, 2010, 09:35:44 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 02, 2010, 07:47:07 AM
WAIT THERES MORE!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0&feature=related

HES RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

THIS. GUY. IS. A. FUCKING. LEGEND.

So totally voting for him for everything......  :mrgreen:

He's RIGHT.

I know, ain't it great?
Title: Re: ATTN: DOK HOWL
Post by: Lies on September 05, 2010, 05:35:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2010, 04:56:48 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 02, 2010, 09:35:44 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 02, 2010, 07:47:07 AM
WAIT THERES MORE!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0&feature=related

HES RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

THIS. GUY. IS. A. FUCKING. LEGEND.

So totally voting for him for everything......  :mrgreen:

He's RIGHT.

Progress indeed, eh Dok?  :lol:
Title: Re: RENAMED: Shrine to Saint Toyama Koitchi
Post by: Placid Dingo on September 05, 2010, 02:03:54 PM
I love the mutation of political hyperbole.

By the time he gets to Japan Probe Toyama has become a 'Fascist'.

http://www.japanprobe.com/2007/10/05/koichi-toyama-fought-the-law-and-the-law-won/
Title: Re: RENAMED: Shrine to Saint Toyama Koitchi
Post by: Lies on September 05, 2010, 03:00:25 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on September 05, 2010, 02:03:54 PM
I love the mutation of political hyperbole.

By the time he gets to Japan Probe Toyama has become a 'Fascist'.

http://www.japanprobe.com/2007/10/05/koichi-toyama-fought-the-law-and-the-law-won/


Yeah, I actually noticed that and  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: RENAMED: Shrine to Saint Toyama Koitchi
Post by: Jasper on September 05, 2010, 03:54:58 PM
Fascist?  Really?  

I love this:

The penalty, which came after Toyama was apprehended for speeding the wrong way down a one-way street, was eight times heavier than the 15,000 yen fine that public prosecutors had demanded.

In handing down the ruling, the court said the fine demanded by public prosecutors was far too light.

According to the charges against him, Toyama rode a motorcycle the wrong way down a one-way street in Kagoshima, traveling at 50 kilometers per hour — 20 kilometers per hour over the speed limit.

"He selfishly stated that he didn't have to comply with evil laws, and did not show the slightest regret for his actions," Judge Ichikawa Watanabe said.
Title: Re: RENAMED: Shrine to Saint Toyama Koitchi
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 05, 2010, 08:42:22 PM
Hes like a real life James Bond Villain.
Title: Re: RENAMED: Shrine to Saint Toyama Koitchi
Post by: President Television on September 07, 2010, 12:26:42 AM
I love this guy. :lulz: He gets my vote.
Title: Re: RENAMED: Shrine to Saint Toyama Koitchi
Post by: President Television on September 11, 2010, 12:19:29 AM
He plays music too: http://www.warewaredan.com/blog/2007/03/post_4.html
Title: Re: RENAMED: Shrine to Saint Toyama Koitchi
Post by: Phox on September 11, 2010, 12:26:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Plague on September 11, 2010, 12:19:29 AM
He plays music too: http://www.warewaredan.com/blog/2007/03/post_4.html

I like his voice.  :)
Title: Re: RENAMED: Shrine to Saint Toyama Koitchi
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 11, 2010, 02:31:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Plague on September 11, 2010, 12:19:29 AM
He plays music too: http://www.warewaredan.com/blog/2007/03/post_4.html

I love this guy more and more.
Title: Re: RENAMED: Shrine to Saint Toyama Koitchi
Post by: Placid Dingo on September 11, 2010, 02:51:41 AM
Actually, if anyone spots a place to buy the book on High Schools let me know (Like one that isn't in Japanese and 60 american dollars plus shipping)
Title: Re: RENAMED: Shrine to Saint Toyama Koitchi
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 11, 2010, 07:15:25 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 05, 2010, 03:54:58 PM
Fascist?  Really?  

I love this:

The penalty, which came after Toyama was apprehended for speeding the wrong way down a one-way street, was eight times heavier than the 15,000 yen fine that public prosecutors had demanded.

In handing down the ruling, the court said the fine demanded by public prosecutors was far too light.

According to the charges against him, Toyama rode a motorcycle the wrong way down a one-way street in Kagoshima, traveling at 50 kilometers per hour — 20 kilometers per hour over the speed limit.

"He selfishly stated that he didn't have to comply with evil laws, and did not show the slightest regret for his actions," Judge Ichikawa Watanabe said.

He's apparently embracing the fascist label. He's now an "Anarcho-fascist" which, well fuck, makes absolutely no sense.  :lulz:
Title: Re: RENAMED: Shrine to Saint Toyama Koitchi
Post by: Lies on September 11, 2010, 10:42:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 11, 2010, 07:15:25 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 05, 2010, 03:54:58 PM
Fascist?  Really?  

I love this:

The penalty, which came after Toyama was apprehended for speeding the wrong way down a one-way street, was eight times heavier than the 15,000 yen fine that public prosecutors had demanded.

In handing down the ruling, the court said the fine demanded by public prosecutors was far too light.

According to the charges against him, Toyama rode a motorcycle the wrong way down a one-way street in Kagoshima, traveling at 50 kilometers per hour — 20 kilometers per hour over the speed limit.

"He selfishly stated that he didn't have to comply with evil laws, and did not show the slightest regret for his actions," Judge Ichikawa Watanabe said.

He's apparently embracing the fascist label. He's now an "Anarcho-fascist" which, well fuck, makes absolutely no sense.  :lulz:

I LOVE THIS GUY SO MUCH
Title: Re: RENAMED: Shrine to Saint Toyama Koitchi
Post by: Jasper on September 11, 2010, 07:18:13 PM
Who would win in a fight:  A christopagan, or an anarchofascist?
Title: Re: RENAMED: Shrine to Saint Toyama Koitchi
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 11, 2010, 07:23:07 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on September 11, 2010, 07:18:13 PM
Who would win in a fight:  A christopagan, or an anarchofascist?

Trick question. The Christopagan is the Anarchofascist.

What do I win?
Title: Re: RENAMED: Shrine to Saint Toyama Koitchi
Post by: Jasper on September 11, 2010, 07:24:10 PM
I don't know yet, I was hoping you would have some constructive proposals.