If you can argue with yourself for 4 hours or more without reaching an agreement...YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN!
I suck at these things, but i'll give it a shot
YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF:
• The people at Kinko's know you by name
• You change your name on a weekly basis just to confuse people
• You overstocked your freezer with Friday-Hotdogs
Ugh, can't come up with any others. Maybe later when I am not so tired :s
You might be a Discordian if:
Some of your worst fights and best discussions are with the same people, on the same topics.
You might be a Discordian if you don't act anything like one, but use the title for lack of a better descriptor.
You might be a discordian if you think the priest is cursing the wedded couple by praying that they not encounter discord.
Quote from: Ratatosk on September 02, 2010, 06:55:40 PM
You might be a Discordian if:
Some of your worst fights and best discussions are with the same people, on the same topics.
:lulz: :cheers:
If you hear about Love Canal and laugh, you might be...
A psychopath. Or a Discordian.
If you think CSPAN has the best comedy shows on television, you might be a discordian.
If you claim to be clergy, but wouldn't bless anything you like, you might be Discordian.
If being accused with "Corrupting the youth of Athens" comes off to you as a compliment, you might be a Discordian.
If you argue ebst with your friends because your enemies aren't worth it, or wouldn't get it, you may be Discordian.
If you pathetically rip-off decades-old humor that wasn't funny when it was new, you might be a Discordian.
If you start out arguing about which Foxworthy T.V. show family was better and end up googling for naked pictures of Scott Baio, you might be a Discordian.
If you've ever wasted your time making up jokes for threads like this, you might be a Discordian.
If you're already prepared to eat your neighbors when the Oil Crash comes, you might be a Discordian.
-toa,
has plenty of time before the oil crash